Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter, Aggie and Ellen, my OC's, would have been regular characters. I do own Vivi and Aqua, who are featured in this fanfic.
Fun fact of the day: Matthew Broderick is Vivi's celebrity crush.
Suggest to Petunia a new nickname for her son: Milk Dudsley.
Vivi shook her head while Harry and life argued…again. It was the same thing. They would argue one minute then be friends the next.
"This is the sixth argument this week." Hermione said to Vivi.
Vivi rolled her eyes and went back to her book.
"How can you stand it?" Ron said to Vivi.
"I argue with people a lot." Vivi reminded her red hair friend.
"Vivi." Harry said causing his girlfriend to look up. "Will you please tell life that Quidditch is the best sport?"
"No, volleyball is." life argued.
"I think it's time to torture our family." Vivi said.
"You're right." Harry agreed.
The moment Vivi and Harry disapparated, Ron turned to life and said, "Quidditch is the best sport."
"Oh no it's not." life immediately said.
"Diddy-kins." Was the first thing Petunia gushed that morning.
Dudley rolled his eyes as he sat down and turned on the TV.
"Diddy-kins, listen to your mother when she's talking to you." Vivi said.
"Don't call me 'Diddy-kins.'" Dudley said.
"What should we call you?" Harry asked. He added 'Diddy-kins' just to mess with him.
"Anything but 'Diddy-kins.'" Dudley replied.
"I have a nickname!" Vivi exclaimed. She turned to Petunia and said, "Milk Dudsley."
"What?" Petunia said for Vivi had whispered it.
"Milk Dudsley." Vivi said a little louder.
"I want to try." Harry spoke up. He turned to Dudley and said, "Hey Milk Dudsley."
"What?" Dudley replied while he turned around.
"See it works." Harry said to Petunia.
"Wait, what works?" Dudley demanded to know.
"You have to listen Milk Dudsley." Vivi said while shaking her head.
"Who's Milk Dudsley?"
"You are."
"What?"
"Harry called you Milk Dudsley and you responded."
"I never agreed to that!" Dudley said.
"Yes you did." Harry argued.
"Another argument on the rise." Vivi said mainly to herself.
"Milk Dudsley stop arguing!" Petunia snapped.
Dudley didn't know what to say. He didn't know whether he preferred 'Diddy-kins' or 'Milk Dudsley' more.
"How was everyone's day?" Vernon asked. He hung up his coat and sat down. "How was yours Milk Dudsley?"
Dudley spit out the soda that he was drinking and said, "Who told you about Milk Dudsley dad?"
"I got a fax from Petunia that 'Milk Dudsley' was your new nickname." Vernon replied. His brow furrowed and said, "Wait, let me guess, Vivi and Potter."
"Yes." Petunia said while nodding. "To say the least, Milk Dudsley isn't too happy about it right now."
"I'm right here." Dudley said.
The next day, the gang went out to look for kids to beat up.
"Milk Dudsley." Piers said.
Dudley stopped short and said, "Who told you?"
"Vivi." Piers answered.
Dudley groaned and walked towards his house.
"Milk Dudsley come back!" Malcolm shouted.
"Shut it!" Dudley called over his shoulder.
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