Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter would I be writing fanfics? No I wouldn't.

Fun fact of the day:

Buy Petunia and Vernon a book on child rearing.

"Thanks Minnie M for coming with us." Harry said as he walked through Barnes and Noble with Vivi and Minnie M.

"My pleasure." Minnie M replied as she skimmed the shelves. "What kind of book are we looking for exactly?"

"I'm looking for a magazine." Vivi said. She picked up a magazine.

The appropriate book was located and paid for along with Vivi's magazine.

"Petunia!"" Vivi sang. "Vernon!"

"We're back." Minnie M said.

"Did you miss us?" Harry teased.

"Oh yes." Petunia said sarcastically.

"With all of our hearts." Vernon added just as sarcastic.

"We have a present." Minnie said in a sing song voice.

Petunia's eyes widen in surprise.

"Really?" Vernon asked.

Harry nodded and said, "Really."

Minnie M thrusted the book out towards Petunia, who took the book.

"Child rearing?" Petunia said as she looked at the title.

"Trust us, you need it." Vivi said while she watched Petunia flip through the book.

"What is that supposed to mean?" Vernon spat out.

"Remember, that book has tips on not spoiling kids." Minnie M said.

"You know what we mean." Harry added.

"This comes with the book." Vivi said as she threw a book at Petunia and Vernon.

Vernon ducked just in time and the box flew over his head.

The teens disappeared and Petunia flipped through the book.

"Dudley, get down here!" Vernon shouted.

The tubby boy waddled down the stairs and into the living room.

"Yes?" Dudley said.

"Go eat your vegetables." Petunia instructed.

"I don't want to." Dudley pouted. He stomped his foot for emphasis.

"Do it or your grounding gets extended." Vernon threatened.

Dudley started to throw a fit.

"Do it now!" Vernon roared.

Dudley's eyes widen but he sat down and ate the green beans that he wouldn't eat earlier. Petunia placed the box that Vivi threw at her earlier in front of Dudley.

"This is from Vivi, Harry and one of their friends." Petunia said.

"A present for me?" Dudley said. He opened it.

A corpse lifted itself out of the tiny box.

"Is that the whatever thing's the name is?" Vernon asked Petunia.

"A Boggart." Petunia corrected.

Dudley screamed as the corpse chased him.

"Kiss me!" the corpse wailed. (A/N: This part is partially based off of The Garfield Show when Garfield went into his TV)

"Go away!" Dudley cried.

"Kiss me!"

"Help!"

"Petunia, why don't we go out for a while?" Vernon suggested to Petunia.

"Kiss me!"

"I'm right behind you." Petunia said. She followed Vernon out the door.

"Kiss me!" The corpse said.

"Help!" Dudley shouted.

Hours later, Vivi and Minnie M popped into the Dursley house. Petunia and Vernon were out. Dudley came stomping down the stairs. The corpse was still chasing him.

"Kiss me!" the corpse sang.

"Help!" Dudley shouted.

Vivi captured the Boggart and tied the box up.

"You're welcome." Vivi said as she snatched a box of doughnuts off of the counter.

"Later cousin." Harry said before disappearing with Vivi.

Dudley sat down with a sigh of relief.

'BING!'

Dudley jumped and looked around. A Jack-In-the-Box had jumped out of its box.

"Why did Aunt Marge ever give me that thing?" Dudley asked no one in particular.

A timer went off. Dudley screamed and ran into his room.

lifeisweirdbutawesome-Here you go =]

'Luv-Rain'-Lol nice.

texancoconut51-Thanks. JV went pretty well. We sounds really good when we sing together and we had a great time. I can imagine how annoying it would be to have to carry 5 textbooks around.

Commander Ael-You're welcome.

pixiestixz-Thanks. JV Madrigals is like a show choir. The name turns into Jazz Transit in January. One of the girls suggested that we change it to 'Twilight Haterz.'

Mistress of Magic22-He does. Thanks for reviewing THTSC. I hope you liked being in this chapter =]

There was no JV practice today b/c the director has a meeting. Be on the lookout for the next chapter very soon.