Disclaimer: I own Vivi, Aqua, Aggie and Ellen. Aggie and Ellen are two of my other OC's. They are currently in my Children of the Corn fanfic.

Enchant their television to play nothing but weight loss and anger management commercials (A/N: This should be fun)

"What's a television and what do they do?" Ron asked.

"For the third time Ronald, it's a box that shows you entertainment." Hermione explained. "It's like a radio."

"What's a radio?"

"Hermione, give it up." Vivi said. She placed her legs over the arm of the chair that she was sitting in. "Ron has Muggle Studies. Let him learn."

"What's today's agenda?" Harry asked Vivi.

Vivi pulled out the list and read way number 49.

"I'm going to enjoy this." Harry said gleefully.

"So am I." Vivi agreed. "Would you like to do the honors?"

"Why yes I would."

"While you two are gone, I'll teach Ron about televisions." Hermione said.

"And radios." Ron added.

Vivi and Harry shook their heads as they Apparated to the house.

To their advantage, the Dursleys weren't home.

"They must be visiting Aunt Marge." Harry said to Vivi.

"I'm going to raid the kitchen." Vivi said in a sing song voice.

"You go do that." Harry said as his girlfriend skipped into the kitchen. Harry pulled out his wand and muttered a spell.

"Hey I found chocolate éclair." Vivi called from the refrigerator. "Petunia and Vernon were holding out on us!"

Harry laughed and said, "Take it with us."

"There's nothing else in here that I want to take."

"Come on, let's go."

"I'm coming."

At six o'clock that evening, Vernon opened the front door and walked in with Petunia and Dudley behind him.

"I'll start dinner." Petunia said. She went into the kitchen.

Dudley turned on the TV.

Lose weight fast.

'Click,' went the remote.

Have a bad temper?

Click.

Like food?

Dudley nodded.

But hate the fat? Cut back on the weight with us diet technique.

Click.

"Let me see that." Vernon said. He took the remote from Dudley. He clicked onto a random channel.

Get rid of that temper.

Click.

Anger management is so worth the money.

Click.

I'm so happy now that I had anger management.

With every click, Vernon's face turned redder.

"Dudley, come here." Petunia said.

Curious, Dudley went over to the stove.

"Yes mom?"

"Stay here."

Loss weight.

Click.

Anger management is the way to go.

Vernon's face was tomato red. He whipped the remote at the television and ended up cracking the screen.

"Vernon!" Petunia crowed.

"Not the television!" Dudley wailed.

"Maybe anger management isn't such a bad idea." Vernon said quietly to himself.

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A/N: This fanfic is more than half over! I'm so sad about this =[ Thanks for being patient everyone. I really appreciate it.

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