Disclaimer: I own the Harry Potter books and a few of the movie and a tank top.

Replace all cookbooks in their house with potions textbooks.

"I'm glad to see you two taking interest in your Potions books." Hermione gushed as she watched Vivi and texan pick up their textbooks.

Vivi and texan glanced at each other and said, "Um sure."

The girls got up and headed out of the Great Hall.

"Where are you two going?" Hermione called to Vivi and texan's backs.

"Study group." texan called over her shoulder.

"I doubt that." Hermione said to Ron, who was sitting next to her. "I seriously doubt that."

Ron, who had been staring into space, said, "What?"

Hermione shook her head. "Never mind." Hermione said.

Vivi and texan met in the courtyard with some of their friends.

"Hey guys, can you do us a favor?" texan said.

"What would that be?" Minnie M asked.

"Let us use your Potions book." Vivi said.

"You don't even have to ask." Aqua said. She shoved her textbook to Vivi.

"Potion is a drag." Susan said.

"I don't see the point of it." Dean said. He handed his textbook over too.

"Thank you." Vivi said as she accepted the books.

Vivi and texan Apparated to the house that was becoming quite famous at Hogwarts.

"They're sleeping." Vivi said when she heard snoring.

"How long will they be sleeping?" texan asked.

"I don't know so we better work quickly."

Vivi took the real cookbooks out and said, "I'm gonna hide these in the back yard."

"How about burying them?" texan suggested.

"Loving it." Vivi went out the backdoor with the cookbooks in her arms.

Vivi picked up a shovel and started digging in random places.

"Hey, I'm done!" texan called out the window.

"Raid the refrigerator." Vivi called over her shoulder.

"Aye aye Vi."

Vivi plopped the last cookbook in its hiding space. Her hands were hurting so she decided to go inside and get some ice.

"Hey Vi, we hit the jackpot!" texan said quietly. "I found cookies, cake, ice cream, brownies and chocolate éclair."

"They must be having a party." Vivi concluded. "I love to crash a party."

texan took out a book. She headed up the stairs with Vivi behind her.

"This is gonna be fun." Vivi said. "Great minds think alike."

texan pushed Dudley's bedroom door open. Dudley's snoring nearly deafened texan while Vivi poofed up some ear plugs.

'Thanks.' texan mouthed.

Vivi made the OK sign with her hand. texan aimed and pitched the textbook at Dudley. The book hit Dudley square on the nose.

While laughing, Vivi and texan dashed down the stairs as Dudley cried out in pain. The girls grabbed the sweets and disappeared.

Dudley went into his parents' bedroom and said, "This hurt me."

"It's five in the morning, go back to sleep." Petunia mumbled.

"It's 10:30." Dudley said as he pointed at the clock on the night table.

"What!" Vernon spat as he sat up. He looked at the clock and said, "Petunia, we overslept. The guests will be here soon."

Petunia was out of bed in a flash then said, "I'll go make sure that any uninvited guests didn't show up and take anything." She went downstairs.

"Who are the uninvited guests?" Dudley asked.

"Vivi and one of her friends, that's who." Vernon said.

"Oh."

Petunia shouted, "Vernon, all of our deserts are gone!"

Dudley nearly fainted when he heard that.

"What are we going to do?" Vernon said.

"I'm going to make the deserts." Petunia said. She went into the bathroom and got dressed. "Vernon, grab my black shoes."

"Petunia, will you have enough time to make all of the deserts?" Vernon asked.

"I'll make the cake and cookies at the least." Petunia said in a determined voice.

Petunia got an apron on and grabbed a book. She opened it and her eyes widen.

"This must be a fancy kind of cake." Petunia said to herself.

Petunia went to the pantry and got out the ingredients that sounded close to the ones in the book.

Vivi, Harry and texan Apparated at the house.

"What are you two doing here?" Vernon hissed.

"We have a right to be here." Harry replied.

"So you can't kick us out." Vivi added.

Vernon groaned in defeat and said, "Don't annoy the guests."

"Who us?" Vivi and texan both chorused. "We would never."

"This cake honestly tastes terrible." A guest said.

Vernon glared at the teens.

"We didn't do anything." Harry said.

"These cookies aren't any better." Another guest spoke up.

"Bye." Vivi said. She and her friends disappeared.

"Vernon, you can forget about that raise." Mr. Mason said.

"VIVI! POTTER! AND FRIENDS!" Vernon shouted while shaking a fist.

Back at Hogwarts, the students were enjoying the sweets that Vivi and texan had taken from the Dursley house.

"You know, Petunia is actually not that bad of a cook." Susan said as she took a bite out of her piece of cake.

"I agree." Dean said.

PintoNess-Exactly.

lifeisweirdbutawesome-One Chucky cameo coming up. I will make a sequel. I haven't thought of a patronus yet.

texancoconut51-I don't remember how it tasted. Thanks. Theatre always wakes people up doesn't it?

'Luv-Rain'-Thanks. Pepsi is awesome!

Mistress of Magic22-Thanks.

pixiestixz-Thanks, I will.

CCCookiexC3-It's fun to be hyper sometimes isn't it? Thanks.

RIPMelindaGordon-Thanks

Thanks for being so understanding everyone. You all are awesome and you get a virtual cookie! (hands out cookies)

Again I apologize. I've been busy with learning Spanish for chorale. We're singing Yo Le Canto Todo El Dia. I haven't had Spanish in 3 years so this song is hard to do. JV is going well but I was having a hard time singing b/c of my cold. I'm gonna go work on my other 2 fanfics now.