Disclaimer: I wonder if JK Rowling, the creator of Harry Potter, likes ramen. At least I own Vivi, Aqua, Aggie and Ellen.

Cast a spell on Dudley so that he will end every sentence with "potato."

Vivi pulled out a potato chip and started to eat it. She loved to eat them.

"What are those?" Ron asked as he entered the common room.

"Potato chips." Vivi replied. She held out the bag and said, "Want one?"

Ron plucked a potato chip out of the bag and studied it.

"What's this called again?" Ron asked Vivi.

"A potato chip." Vivi replied. She rolled her eyes and said, "You're supposed to eat it."

Ron popped the chip into his mouth and said, "It tastes like potatoes."

Vivi rolled her eyes again. "Well as fun as this has been, I have to go annoy the Dursleys again."

"Can I have more potato chips?" Ron called to Vivi but she already Apparated.

Vivi appeared at the house and pulled out her wand. She quietly said a spell and disappeared, but she was able to snatch a jar of cookies before that.

"Chocolate chip, my favorite." Vivi said as she took a bite of a cookie.

"Mom, Dad, potato." Dudley called down the stairs. "When are we leaving for the picnic again potato?"

"Dudley, stop saying potato." Petunia replied. "We're leaving in a few minutes."

"I'm coming potato." Dudley replied.

"Why are you saying potato?" Vernon asked Dudley.

"I don't know potato."

"Stop it."

Dudley's face strained and he said, "I can't…potato."

The Dursleys headed to a small bank by a river. Petunia set the blanket and basket while Dudley and Vernon went wading.

"This feels good potato." Dudley said.

Vernon clenched his teeth but didn't say anything.

"Can I have some potatoes potato?" Dudley asked when he was eating.

"Stop it!" Vernon snapped.

"I can't potato."

"Vivi." Petunia hissed. "She must have done something."

"No surprise." Vernon admitted.

"Same here potato." Dudley chimed in.

Vernon let out a groan.

"Bravo." A female voice sounded from up the river.

The Dursleys turned their heads in unison. A small boat was floating down the river.

"Who is that?" Petunia said to Vernon.

"Guess who." The voice said.

The boat's paddle pushed the boat to the shore. Vivi was lying down, with a life vest on, with a bag of potato chips in her hand.

"Bravo." Vivi repeated. "What a great picnic."

Dudley nodded and said, "Hello Vivi potato."

"Fix him." Vernon growled.

In response, Vivi splashed Vernon and said, "Keep your shorts on. I'll fix him when I want to."

"Please." Petunia begged.

"Get down on your knees and beg." Vivi instructed.

Vernon forced a smile and got on his knees. Petunia and Dudley followed Vernon.

"Please fix Dudley." The Dursleys chorused and Dudley added, "Potato."

"Oh no," Vivi said. "I forgot the reverse spell."

"Gah!" Vernon screamed.

"Just kidding." Vivi laughed.

Dudley groaned and said, "Potato."

Vivi pulled out her wand, said the counter spell, and said, "Later Dursleys." She pushed the boat away from the shore.

"I got a home, waiting in the heavenly kingdom," Vivi was heard singing as the boat went down the river. "Up where the streets are paved with gold. Someday I know I'll be heading to the heavenly kingdom, with a chariot to carry me home."

"Can I have some mashed potatoes?" Dudley asked Petunia.

"No, we're going home." Vernon said firmly.

"Potatoes?" Petunia offered Dudley.

"Home now!" Vernon shouted.

The Dursleys headed back home while Vivi went back to Hogwarts.

"Can I have more potato chips now?" Ron asked Vivi.

"Are you going to eat them?" Vivi replied.

"Yes."

"Then knock yourself out."

Vivi tossed another bag of chips to Ron. The red hair boy took some chips out and started eating them.

Please forgive me! JV has been keeping me busy for a while. And homecoming and talent show auditions are coming up soon.

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A/N: Whoever is the first to correctly guess the song that Vivi was singing gets to appear in the next chapter.