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Replace their electric bill with a poem...written by Kreacher. (A/N: More poetry, really?)
"Why do we have to be up this early?" FFFG yawned.
"Really Vi." Aqua agreed. "It's after midnight."
"Cover of the night." Harry replied as he was used to Vivi's ways.
"Exactly." Vivi said.
"Well black is slimming." Aqua said.
"Thank you." Vivi said. She stuffed an envelope into a bag. She pulled out another envelop and stuffed it into her pocket.
The next day, a couple of envelopes fell onto the floor.
"Dudley, get the mail." Vivi said.
"Get out of my house." Vernon demanded.
"Make us." Aqua snapped back.
Dudley tossed the mail onto the table. Vernon opened the one that was for the electric bill and opened the envelope.
'Muggle scums. They're all dumb. Like father, like son. They should all be gone.
"What is this?" Vernon shrieked.
"Wait, it gets better." Vivi spoke up gleefully. "Read it out loud."
"Roses are red. All Muggles should stay in bed." Vernon read on. "I hate, hate, hate, hate Muggles with all my heart. All they do is burp and fart."
"Vivi." Petunia snapped. "Aqua."
"Wasn't me." Vivi said. "I can't write a poem to save my life."
"Neither can I." Aqua added.
"Then who wrote it?" Dudley asked.
"Easy Milk Dudsley." Vivi replied. She waved her wand and Kreacher appeared.
"Stupid, stupid, stupid Muggles." Kreacher yelled.
"VIVI!" Vernon screamed. "POTTER! AND FRIENDS!"
"Dumb, dumb, dumb Muggles!"
"Get rid of that thing." Petunia begged. "Please!"
Kreacher started throwing plates at the wall. Dudley screamed like a girl, ran to the TV, and wrapped his arms around it.
Kreacher tried to take the TV. Dudley cried and held the TV. Kreacher bit Dudley's arm. He snatched the TV and threw it against the wall.
Vivi sat under the table and watched the action in safety. Aqua sat next to Vivi and laughed at the scene between Kreacher and Dudley.
"We have to have breakfast here more often." Aqua said.
Vivi nodded and said, "We should."
"Get him out!" Vernon shrieked.
"Give us money!" Vivi said back.
"What? No!"
"Fine, have it your way." Aqua said.
Kreacher kept up his throwing spree and Vernon gave in. he handed over some money and Vivi and Aqua poofed Kreacher away.
"It's been real." Vivi said.
"But we have to go." Aqua added.
Vivi picked up the box of doughnuts from the table.
"Bye Dursleys." Aqua said.
Vernon looked at all of the upturn chairs and broken glass and said, "I'm going to work."
texancoconut51-Lol, thanks.
AngelGoneDevil69-Thanks. I like the sound of that.
Commander Ael-I thought that Beauxbaton girls would be perfect. Thanks.
A/N: Sorry it's so short but I've been busy with choir. Forgive me! Longer chapter next time, I'll try to update very soon.
Upcoming events:
10/25/10-JV
10/27/10-JV, possibly Beggar auditions (don't know if I'll try out, my mom doesn't want me to try out)
10/29/10-JV
10/30/10-corn maze w/ FFA (if I can get a ride)
More to come.
