Write a six page paper about how it stinks to be a Muggle. Read it to them. (A/N: I'd rather write a poem…and that's saying something)
Vivi sat at a desk in the Gryffindor common room with an automatic pen writing on some paper. Hermione happened to walk in and looked over at Vivi.
"You're doing homework?" Hermione said in an amazed voice.
"No." Vivi replied. "I already finished that."
"Then, what are you writing?"
"Way number 68 on the list." Harry said as he walked past. "She's writing an essay."
"I think you'll be proud." Vivi told Harry.
"Can we see what you've written so far?"
Hermione left Vivi to her writing. life and Neville helped Vivi out.
"Her trachie? Meet us at the house." Vivi said into her phone.
Vivi, life, and Neville met up with trachie at the Dursley's house.
"Ready guys?" Vivi said.
"We're ready." Neville replied.
"Where's Harry?" trachie asked.
"He has Quidditch practice." Vivi replied.
"Oh."
Vivi unlocked the door and walked right in with her friends behind her.
"What are you doing here?" Vernon snarled.
"Oh no." Dudley moaned.
"Oh yes." trachie replied.
"We have come to visit our favorite family." life said.
"And to read an essay to you." Neville added.
"Gather around Durlseys." Vivi instructed.
Before Vernon could blink, four chairs were crammed into the family room. Vivi was straightening some papers.
"I can't believe we're doing this." Vernon muttered to Petunia.
"It's easier to go along with it then to fight it." Petunia whispered back.
Vivi took a sip of some water she stole from the refrigerator and cleared her throat.
"Why it stinks to be a Dursley." Vivi read. "By the students of Hogwarts."
"What?" Vernon shouted as he sprang out of his chair.
"Sit down!" life snapped.
Frightened, Vernon sat back down. Vivi glared at Vernon then started to read.
"You get spoiled for not being able to do magic." Vivi read. "You're so spoiled that you get two rooms."
"Hey!" Dudley shouted.
The paper was passed to life, who read, "You look like a horse with a long neck and you're very nosy. You always poke your nose where it doesn't belong."
"Lies!" Petunia squawked.
"Face the facts." Neville replied.
"How do you know I spy on my neighbors?"
"We didn't…until now."
Petunia's face burned when she realized what she revealed.
"You're fat with no neck." Neville read. He saw Vernon's face slowly start to turn read and kept reading, "Your temper is very bad. You are very hard headed."
"Gah!" Vernon screamed.
"You did great hun." life told Neville and kissed him on the cheek.
"We hope you enjoyed our little paper and now we must go." Vivi said.
"But first we'd like to say goodbye." trachie added. "We must state our names."
"Vivi."
"life."
"Neville."
"And I'm trachie."
life blew a pitch thingy (A/N: I don't know what it's called) and the girls hummed a note. Neville hummed a lower note.
"So long, farewell." the four teens started to sing.
When the last note faded away, the teens disappeared. Once the teens were gone, Dudley uncurled himself from his spot on the couch.
"I hate to say this, but all those things were kind of true." Dudley admitted.
"So long! Farewell!" Petunia started to sing.
"Vivi!" Vernon shouted. "Potter! And friends!"
A/N: Please forgive me everyone. My laptop is so annoying. It keeps freezing so it's taking me forever just to get this chapter done :'(
Whoever can tell me where the song 'So long, farewell' is from gets the next chapter dedicated to them.
I didn't get a part in the musical :'( Can life get any more depressing? First nightmares and now this.
Anyways, happy holidays everyone.
AngelGoneDevil69-Thanks for being so understanding.
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