Disclaimer: I own Vivi and Aqua. I don't own One (A Chorus Line), I Feel Pretty, It's a Hard-knock Life, He Plays the Violin or Many a New Day.

Should they ever be boiling with rage, break into showtunes. (A/N: Now this is what I'm talking about!)

"Vivi!" Vernon roared. "Potter!"

"One moment in her presence and you can forget the rest ." Harry came out of nowhere and started to sing. "For the girl is second best to none, son. Oooh! Sigh! Give her your attention. Do I really have to mention she's the one."

"What the?" Vernon spat as he looked at his nephew.

"Singing is good for the soul." Vivi said to Vernon. (A/N: I say this all the time)

"Dudley!" Vernon shouted about an hour later. "Get the broom!"

"It's the hard-knock life for us!" Vivi, Harry, Angel, Cookie, Gree and texan sang. "It's the hard-knock life for us!"
"'Steada treate." Vivi sang.
"We get tricked!" the rest sang.
"What the?" Petunia muttered.

"'Steada kisses." Cookie sang.
"We get kicked!" the rest of the singers sang.
"It's the hard-knock life!" the group sang in unison. "Got no folks to speak of, so, it's the hard-knock row we how!"

"Out!" Vernon screamed.

"Never!" Harry bellowed.

"Just do it." Petunia said through gritted teeth. A vase broke and Petunia's face turned red with anger.

"Many a new face will please my eye." Vivi, Angel, texan and Cookie sang. "Many a new love will find me."

"Stop singing!" Petunia shouted.

"Singing?" Dudley repeated as he waddled down the stairs. "Who's singing?"

"I feel pretty." The girls sang. "Oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and gay. And I pity any girl who isn't me today."

"WHY IN THE WORLD ARE YOU SINGING SHOW TUNES!" Vernon screamed.

"Mom, should we take cover?" Dudley whispered to Petunia.

"Vernon, we're heading to the store." Petunia said and pulled Dudley out the door.

"Get out of my house!" Vernon shouted to Harry and his friends.

"No." Harry replied.

"We're having too much fun." Angel added.

"It's fun to sing." Gree added.

"My strings are unstrung." Vivi, Harry, texan, Angel, Cookie and Gree sang in unison. "Hi-hi-hi-hi. I'm always undone."

A grandfather clock started to chime. Angel and Cookie looked at their watches.

"Well, we have to go." Angel said.

"But we'll be back." Cookie added.

"We always are." Vivi said.

The teens disappeared and Vernon sat down on the couch.

It's a hard-knock life for us.

Vernon screamed and saw that the television had turned on.

"Vivi!" Vernon shouted. "Potter! And friends!"

Events:

2/19/11-Jazz Fest

Usual transit rehearsels. We're gonna start learning Don't Stop Believin.

AngelGoneDevil69-Thanks. Vivi's kinda like my alter ego. I took the characteristics that I don't show and that's how Vivi was born.

CCCookiexC3-Thanks.

texancoconut51-Thanks. I liked that moment too.

Gree666-Thank you.