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Fun face of the day: Vivi, Aqua and one of my OCs, Rosie, will be appearing in an upcoming fanfic called 'The Odd Trio.' Vivi will be her rebellious self ;)
Duplicate of the portrait of Sirius' mother and use a permanent sticking charm to plant it in the Dursley's lounge room-sparrowflyaway
"FITHY HALFBLOODS!" Mrs. Black shrieked from her spot on the wall in Grimmauld Place. "HOW DARE MUDBLOODS AND HALFBLOODS DISGRACE THIS HOUSE!"
"Gemino!" Vivi said calmly with her wand pointed at the portrait.
The portrait duplicated and landed on the wall with a 'thud.' Harry closed the curtain, causing Mrs. Black's shrieks to muffle.
"Merlin's beard, she gives me a headache," Harry mumbled as he placed a blanket over the second portrait.
"Me too, plus she says the nastiest things about Rosie and Aqua."
"Murray?"
"Mine and Aqua'a best friend. She's from Paris, remember?"
"Oh, her." Harry blinked. "Wait, I thought Rosie wasn't a muggle born?"
"She's not but Mrs. Black yells about how she lives."
"Oh?"
"You know..."
"Yeah."
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Later that night, Dudley said the password to get into his room and started changing.
"FILTHY MUGGLE!" a voice shrieked, startling the pudgy male. "FAT, PUDGY BOY!"
Dudley looked over his shoulder to see a portrait hanging on his closet door. The portrait showed a pale skin, elder woman with wild dark brown hair, wild brown eyes and veins popping out of her neck.
"Wh-who are you?" Dudley stuttered as he pulled his shirt down. "'Mum! Dad!"
"We're busy, Diddy-kins," Petunia called up the stairs.
"STUPID MUGGLE BOY!"
The door shook as Vernon pounded his large, beefy fist on the door.
"Dudley, what is it?" He shouted. "Who's in there? Give them the ol' one, two."
"I can't!" Dudley yelled.
"FILTHY MUGGLE MAN!"
Dudley unlocked the door and back up as Vernon shoved the door open.
"EVEN FATTER MUGGLE!"
The pudgy man felt his heart stop as he placed a hand on his chest. "What the?"
"STUPID MUGGLE MAN!"
"Dad, do something!" Dudley squealed as he jumped on his bed.
Vernon stormed over to the shrieking portrait who was getting louder by the minute. Veins popped in his neck as he struggled to remove the frame.
"Vernon, Dudley, what's that noise?" Petunia shouted up the stairs.
"Nothing, dear," Vernon grunted as he tugged on the portrait.
"FILTHY MUGGLES INHABITING THIS WORLD!"
"Vernon!"
"It wasn't me, I swear!"
Stomping was heard from the hall as the thin woman appeared in the doorway. Her eyes buldged at the shrieking portrait, her husband's veins and silent swearing, and her son cowaring on the bed.
"SKINNY MUGGLE!"
"Who is that? How dare she insult me!" Petunia shrilled.
"I'm trying to move it." Vernon grunted as he tugged with each word.
"Evening, Dursleys," a female voice somehow rang over the shrieks. "See yo met Mrs. Black."
"Oh no, you're back," Dudley groaned as his cousin's girlfriend popped her head in the room.
"Hey, you're no Madonna youself," Vivi smirked.
"Vivi!" Vernon growled. "Did you do this?"
"FILTHY HALF-BLOOD!"
"Do you ever doubt it?" Vivi asked.
"Get rid of it!" Vernon demanded.
"No, I don't think I will."
"VIVI!"
"Later, Dursleys."
"Wait, come back!" Petunia shouted.
"MUGGLE FAMILY! SCUM OF THE EARTH!"
"What do we do?" Dudley cried out.
"I don't know, Dudley," Vernon screamed. "The portrait seems to be welded to the door. Must be some sort ot magic trick."
"Of course..." the son mumbled.
"What was that?"
"Nothing."
"VIVI! POTTER! AND FRIENDS!"
"FAT, UGLY MUGGLE MAN!"
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Back at Grimmauld Place, Vivi was sitting in her room with Aqua, Rosie, Angel and some other friends. Rosie was sitting in the corner with her script while Aqua and Vivi helped her with her lines. Angel was on the bed with sparrow, trachie, texancoconut, gree and Pure.
"Wait, so she's still there now?" Pure asked Vivi.
"Yep," Vivi smirked. "She's going to drive them crazy."
"Oui," Rosie mumbled from the corner.
"I love the insults she threw at Vernon," sparrow commented.
"Me too," trachie chimed in. "'Fat, ugly Muggle.'"
"That was the ulimate insult to him," Angel giggled.
"Agreed," texancoconut said.
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"MUGGLES ARE FILTHY CREATURES!"
Dudley buried his head under his pillow in an attempt to drown out Mrs. Black. He had been trying for hours for drift off to sleep, only to be disturbed by the incredibly rude Mrs. Black. Bags were starting to form under the teenager's eyes.
"STUP-"
"Shut up!" Vernon yelled from his room. "IT'S 2 a.m.!"
The doorbell chose that moment to ring, causing Mrs. Black to shriek even louder and Vernon to scream in anger. The pudgy man stampeded down the stairs, grasped the doorknob, and threw the door open.
"WHAT!" He yelled.
A police officer glared at Vernon while a police light flashed from the street. "Sir, you're under arrest for disturbing the peace."
"Me? It's not me!"
"Come quietly, sir." In one swift move, the cop turned Vernon around and cuffed him. "We're going downtown."
"It wasn't me, you stupid cop!"
"That's another offense for insulting an officer."
The officer pulled Vernon out of the house, shut the door, then lead him to the car.
"VIVI! POTTER! AND FRIENDS!"
"That's another offense, sir."
"GAH!"
A/N: I apologize for not updating in so long. I started junior college so I've been busy. I also apologize for not mentioning everyone, you will all get mentioned in the next one. I will also reply to eveyone's reviews in the next chapter. Please forgive me!
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