Disclaimer: I only own Vivi, Aqua, Rosie, Kat and Ophelia.

An idea from angelGoneDevil69! Send the Dursleys a whole bunch of howlers from the gang that shout completely random things.
Haha, you always had such interesting ideas!

"Vivi!" Vernon roared from his net. He attempted to rip the netting apart for what seemed like the 100th time. "POTTER!"

"Dad give it up," Dudley said monotonously. "I doubt they're even in the house."

"I hate to say it," Petunia admitted spitefully. "But Dudley's right."

But don't tell my heart my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand

Vernon growled and jammed the heels of his hands into his ears. "I hate this song."

One by one, the Dursleys dropped to the floor with loud thuds and groans of pain.

"That'll teach you to come in my room uninvited," Vivi announced, causing the trio to jump.

Aqua giggled lightly behind the bluenette.

"Bad idea," Harry chided them.

Vernon ignored the two to stomp out of the room with Petunia right behind him.

Vivi turned to Dudley and raised an eyebrow.

"I'm going," the pudge teen said with his hands up. He hastily scurried out of the room.

"We have work to do," Vivi announced to Harry and Aqua.

The next day started off quite quiet for the family that were proud to say they were normal. Always the early riser, Petunia was the first one up.

The Dursley matriarch was doing her rounds of waking everyone up and was surprised to see Harry wasn't in his room nor Vivi and Aqua weren't in the former's. The older woman peeked into the living room to find it empty.

Where are they? She wondered to herself. She shrugged, deciding the three would come back when they wanted.

"Where are the guests?" Vernon grumbled. He squinted as he looked around the dining room as he grabbed a cup of water while he waited for coffee.

"I don't know," Petunia admitted as she went into the kitchen. "They weren't in their rooms."

"Maybe they went back to that school," Dudley suggested. He went into the living room to watch TV.

"It's their winter break though," Petunia pointed out.

"No!" Dudley wailed.

"Who cares?" Vernon asked through gritted teeth. "They're out of our hair for the time being."

Tap, tap, tap.

In unison, the Dursley trio turned to see a small brown owl with a red envelope at the kitchen window.

Anger immediately erupting in him, Vernon stormed over to the window and shooed the bird away. Smirking victoriously, he turned to go back to the table.

"What the?" He snarled when he found another owl, also holding a red envelope, at his place. "Shoo!"

The owl took off, knocking the glass of water over. It disappeared up the fireplace, causing Dudley's mouth to drop open.

"Uh," Dudley uttered, his mouth opening and closing making him resemble a fish.

"Not one word," Vernon warned. He picked up his glass and started to clean the water.

A hoot interrupted the commotion as more owls flew down the fireplace, all with red envelopes.

"GET OUT!" Vernon screamed.

One by one, the owls started dropping the envelopes directly onto the Dursley patriarch, causing him to fall over.

"Gah!" He shrieked as envelopes pelted his face.

"Dad!" Dudley shouted. Waddling over, he grabbed his dad's hand and helped him up.

Petunia stopped preparing pancake mix to pick up the envelopes. Truth be told, it reminded her of when Harry got his letter which escalated to letters flooding their home.

"What are these?" She inquired. She turn an envelope over in her hand. "I don't recognize this handwriting."

"Who cares?" Vernon snatched up an envelope. "Probably Vivi's doing." He grit his teeth.

One by one, the envelopes started to rise. The one Vernon was holding ripped out of his beefy hand, causing him to yelp in pain.

"Mom, dad," Dudley whimpered in fear.

The envelopes started to open, faces starting to appear on them.

"MILK DUDSLEY!" One envelope shrieked.

Dudley let out a screech as the envelope flew in front of his face.

"MILK DUDSLEY! ARE YOU STILL BEATING UP KIDS?" With that, the envelope tore itself up.

"WHAT'S UP DURSLEYS, THE FASHION POLICE ARE AFTER YOU!"

"VERNON, YOU ARE WORST THAN A VOLCANO!"

Growling, Vernon tried to grab an envelope only for it to rip itself in pieces. He clamped his hand into a fist. He stomped around in an attempt to catch one envelope only to fail.

"PETUNIA, WHY DID YOU LET JEALOUSY PUSH LILY AWAY?"

Petunia started to sob as she collapsed onto a chair. Dudley clamped his hands over his ears.

"DUSRLEYS!" The envelope pulled away from Vernon. "WE MISS YOU ALL!"

"GET READY FOR THE FILMING OF WIZARDING EUROPE'S MOST WANTED!"

An hour later, Vivi, Aqua, and Harry calmly strolled into the house. Red paper and wax seals were everywhere. Dudley was mumbling incoherently to himself and rocking on the couch. Petunia was sobbing at the kitchen table.

"You three!" Vernon roared. He stormed over to the three, his arms outreached.

The three easily dodged the older man, causing him to run headfirst into the door.

"Nice to see you too," Aqua called over her shoulder as she and Vivi disappeared into the blunette's room.

Grumbling, Vernon pushed himself up and went up the stairs. He said the password for his room and grabbed the knob.

"Locked?" He snarled.

"PASSWORD!" A voice shrieked behind him. He heard a familiar ripping.

Vernon started swearing as he tried various phrases to no avail. "VIV!" He bellowed. "POTTER! AND FRIEND!"

A/N: I hope you enjoyed.