The Amazon Jungle Friday, May 12th 2017

Previously on Cartoon Crossover Survivor!

~We see the six remaining members of The Savage Tribe discussing their recent tribal council. Man-Bat is gone and they are down to six. They seem to realize there is no room left for error~

A crestfallen Savage Tribe returned from Tribal Council with the knowledge that if they wanted to have any shot at winning this game they'd have to start winning some challenges. That meant, working together.

~Nigel sits on Manny Riveria's shoulder, informing him of the vampire's ouster. The Paradigm tribe shares a good over the Savage Tribe's struggles. They then turn their attention toward Manny Riveria's wife and whether or not she remains among the living~

As with any form of one sided competition, the Paradigm Tribe reveled in their superiority finding a certain level of comfort and ease in the game that is usually unattainable

~The following day we see a resurgence of energy among the Savage Tribe. Despite their struggles they appear to realize the game isn't over. They re-focus their energies toward the challenges that remain ahead~

As long as life remains in this game there is hope for a turnaround. A good night's sleep accompanied by a hearty breakfast developed by the loving hands of Prince Ali seemed to stir renewed optimism within the hearts and minds of the depleted Savage Tribe

~Lola and Whis are shown growing close during the game. Lola, being pushed to her limits by Manny Riveria and, to an extent, Leafyishere seems to have found comfort in the stoic, steadfast leadership that exudes from Perfect Angel Whis~

Being stranded on an island with limited food, water, and comfort can energize the materialization of relationships to a speed rarely seen in normal, everyday life.

~Both tribes unite for the challenge. The Paradigm Tribe appears confident and ready to further diminish the meager hopes of their Savage counter parts. The Savage Tribe, on the other hand, approaches the challenge with a brash, nothing to lose attitude. In the end, The Savage Tribe emerges victorious~

Down but not out, The Savage Tribe showed that a competitive fire continued to burn. They disrupted the Paradigm Tribe's momentum by sending them to tribal council, forcing the somewhat harmonious tribe to vote a member out

~Infighting takes place on camp Paradigm. Members blame each other for the loss…suspicion runs rampant~

The once frivolous group of vacationers have suddenly embodied the name of their adversaries…they have morphed into savages

~At tribal council we see friction between Spencer and Max. Max makes a plea to be kept. Unfortunately for The Millionaire, it's not enough. Montana Max is voted off, thus ending his Cartoon Crossover Survivor experience~

There's no telling the impact one vote can have on the psyche and dynamic of a once successful tribe. The Paradigm Tribe had their reasons for voting a seemingly productive member out. Will those reasons be justified? Or will this be the start of a descent into depletion? Stay tuned as we find out this week on Cartoon Crossover Survivor!

~We get a shot of the Paradigm Tribe exiting Tribal Council. It slowly fades and the Cartoon Crossover Survivor intro begins to play~

PARADIGM TRIBE – DAY 15 – POST TRIBAL COUNCIL

~The tribe returns to camp. They try to act upbeat but their body language tells a different story. They are defensive, angry and, most worrisome…confused. All but Manny Riveria. Manny Riveria seems to be genuinely happy. He jumps into the air and grabs a branch…he uses it much like a gymnast would use one of the uneven bars…he gains momentum and flips through the air. While in the air he yells~

Manny Riveria: Wooooooooooooooooo! No more smart-alek Millionaires! Like I said would happen. Thanks all the loyal members of Paradigm for that.

Phillip DeFranco: Shut up, Manny Riveria

~Manny Riveria crashes through the roof of Leafy's hut mansion. We zoom in to find that he made a perfect landing, of sorts. He's seated comfortably within the confines of Leafy' hot tub. Manny Riveria sits back and chills. His mask stares through the hole in the roof. The rest of the tribe congregates near the hub of camp…the fire. Spencer, not one for keeping quiet, speaks his mind~

Richard Spencer: I don't understand why the fuck we can't vote unified? Didn't we go over this? Who pissed in the wind this week and voted against DeFranco?

Lola Bunny: Wasn't me. I kept my word again for the second time.

~Whis walks up and places an arm around a defensive Lola. His action produces a sense of warmth and security inside the relative newcomer to Cartoon Crossover. Spencer eyes everyone down, trying to find a hint – a tell that will give the wayward voter away. DeFranco senses the unease~

Phillip DeFranco: I didn't perform last week, I understand. No need for a witch hunt. We need to focus on winning our next challenge so we don't have to lose another tribe mate.

Lola Bunny: Exactly. We need to make sure we can get back on the winning track. We all need to work together.

~Leafy heads toward his hut. He looks at the hole in the roof and shakes his head. The rest of the tribe continues to act as though the voting doesn't bother them as the night runs dark and deep~

SAVAGE TRIBE – DAY 16

~It's a peaceful morning around camp Savage. The previous night offered no stress and an early slumber. They awake well rested and somewhat harmonious…as harmonious as a person can be on Cartoon Crossover Survivor. Daniel's mind is clearly on the game, as always. He's looking into the fire with Frieza nearby~

Daniel Keem: That tribe on the other side of the island is just odd. I don't understand who is running the circus over there but they need an new ring leader. It should be interesting who goes home as they didn't seem to happy with Manny Riveria performance again.

~In the background we see a tiny plane fly by. It drops what looks to be a TV from its midsection. The TV falls far away from camp, evidently missing its mark. It disappears amongst the tall trees…a minor explosion is heard with smoke filtering through the trees shortly thereafter. Nobody on the Savage Tribe notices. Frieza dusts off his favorite seat, a piece of ancient tree that's fossilized over, and sits down~

Frieza: That guy is going to die someday. It's so annoying, why can't he be like Tobias and get sent out via an injury?

Either way, though, it doesn't matter who's gone from Paragliders, because we're just going to add one more this week, and one more, and one more, until the merge finally grants them 'mercy'.

~Frieza looks around, wondering what the next thing is that needs to be done. The camp won't tend for itself, after all. Katz wakes up from his slumber. It was nice to sleep in for a change instead of having to go back to tribal council. He gets out of the makeshift bed, where the rest of them sleep, to see Daniel and Frieza speaking~

Katz: If they're smart, they'll vote someone off who doesn't do shit around there. But, they aren't smart, so they'll probably did the fucking opposite. Manny Riveria is a fool and I wouldn't be surprised to see him gone. If not now, soon. We're going to keep winning and eventually you have to think he's low enough in the ranks that they'll vote him out.

~Katz sighs, heading over to the fire, but realises there isn't any wood~

Katz: Shit, we need more firewood. Anyone up to help?

Daniel Keem: I'll help brother.

~Daniel stands up and stretches a bit.~

Daniel Keem: All we have to do is keep winning. I would love to get my hands around the neck of ..

~Daniel pauses and stares off into the forest~

Daniel Keem: We have gotten rid of the weak so let's start a winning streak like those Boston Red Sox.

~Overhearing the conversation between Katz and Daniel, Prince and Abu stare at each other confusingly~

Prince Ali: Well I like winning too, but how am I supposed to know what wearing red socks in Boston have to do with streaks?

~Daniel looks at Ali ...~

Daniel Keem: Really you don't know of the famous pitcher from the Boston Red Sox Prince Schilling incident at Fenway Park.

~Daniel reaches into his pocket for his phone but realizes it is gone~

Daniel Keem: Son of a bitch Chris took my phone. Well when you get home google it then Prince.

Prince Ali: Pssshhh aint no one got time for that goolge crap, In my household we use Bing... Bitch!

~In the corner of the TV screen we see a man with a BING shirt on appear giving a thumbs up. He vanishes just as quickly~

Ben Tennyson: You're one of a kind, Prince.

Prince Ali: Awww Ben, thats the nicest thing anyone has said to me on this island... Bring it in.

~Prince opens his arms and takes a step towards Ben. He waits for Ben to accept his embrace. Frieza returns from the forest to see Prince looking for an embrace from Ben. He shakes his head.~

Frieza: You see something new every day around here...

~He adds what he's collected to the stack of firewood~

Daniel Keem: That you do Frieza. I feel like Paradigm tribe is about to kill someone if you say the wrong thing. Only two more days until the next challenge. Everyone ready?

~People nod…it's two days away so no need in getting THAT excited. Tennyson spots Ali standing there like a geek with his arms extended~

Ben Tennyson: Aww, come here!

~Ben accepts Prince's hug! The crowd goes wild…and by crowd, we mean all the monkeys in the jungle~

Prince Ali: Hell yeah! After that marvel of a hug, I am more then ready to kick Paradargims ass. Abu, hurry to the Fortress of Strength!

Daniel Keem: Interesting name you have for our cannon Prince

~Daniel pauses for a moment, realizing he misspoke~

PARADIGM TRIBE – DAY 16

~DeFranco has a mischievous grin on his face. Lola is seated near him as Whis has gone to fetch some food for their next meal. Phillip catches Lola looking at him with a puzzled expression~

Phillip DeFranco: I wonder if my present was delivered to the Savage tribe?

Lola Bunny: Why would you give them any presents for? More so that jackass Daniel?

Phillip DeFranco: Oh don't worry. It's nothing that could be all that useful. More so a practical joke.

~Spencer approaches. He's had all night to reflect on Tribal Council. He can't let it go. He's still fuming over who went against the Max vote~

Richard Spencer: If you don't mind, i'd like to continue the witch hunt. As I told Manny Riveria when he voted for Samurai Jack the first week and when the Artist formally Known As Montana Max voted for me the week after, I don't appreciate people not going with the plan. It shows dissension within the ranks and we all need to remain unified going into the merge. And, pissing in the wind never works. You always end up pissed on.

~We spot Leafy taking a piss toward the river. A gust of wind picks up….he quickly turns the other way. He nods and says to himself~

Leafy: Much easier.

~Manny Riveria jumps into screen with some kind of retarded looking karate kick. It doesn't hit anything…it's all for show. He composes and takes a seat. He points at Richard~

Manny Riveria: Sorry about the first week, didn't know there was a plan. Yeah, I want to win this next challenge. Helps the chances of us getting to the merge and winning the whole show.

Lola Bunny: Which reminds me... Manny Riveria we'll win if you stop with your goofing around in the challenges.

~Manny Riveria stares into the trees…perhaps contemplating a new height record on a future Shooting Star Press. Lola shakes her head and turns her focus to Richard~

Lola Bunny: Alright since Spencer wants to know, why don't someone just come out and say it. People not voting with the rest of us when it was agreed on, is just making us look disorganized, and not all on the same page.

Manny Riveria: I can prove I voted off Max, proof is me and Richard are chill while I despised Montana.

~Manny Riveria hops up and jumps across the fire. He sits next to Richard and puts his arm around Spencer. Spencer elbows Manny Riveria roughly in the ribs. Manny Riveria removes his arm and falls off the log, groaning in pain. Lola chuckles, finding humor in Manny Riveria's pain~

Lola Bunny: Manny Riveria I think everyone knows you vote for Max given your little he's going home talk.

Manny Riveria: Yeaaa….

~Manny Riveria continues to groan feeling a sharp form of discomfort in his side~

SAVAGE TRIBE – DAY 17

~Camp life is moving along as usual. Ali is discussing astrophysics with Abu when suddenly an idea based upon a misspoken phrase pops into his head~

Prince Ali: We have a CANNON!

~Prince sprints toward Daniel who is toying with what looks like a sheet of paper~

Prince: Daniel! Daniel! You said yesterday we have a cannon…where is it?!

Daniel Keem: Shhhhh ... It is our secret weapon just in case shit gets crazy. Do you want to know where it is hidden?

Prince Ali: If a bear shits in the woods and nobody is around to hear it does a bear really shit?...KnowhatImSayin?!"

Daniel Keem: Can you keep a secret?

Prince Ali: Come one, come on... Tell me tell me tell me... I promise I probably will not tell anybody. I cannot speak for Abu though

Daniel Keem: I don't know man. This is some top secret stuff right here.

~Daniel pulls out a paper from his back pocket and hands it to Prince~

Daniel Keem: X marks the spot buddy.

~Prince looks over the map Daniel gave him and a look of disappointment comes across his face~

Prince Ali: Awww man, I don't know how to read Amazonian. This map is worthless.

~Prince crumbles the map up into a ball and tosses it over his shoulder. He walks over to the fire and sits on a log. He angrily folds his arms across his chest~

Daniel Keem: Dude..

~Daniel goes to grab the crumbled up paper but the river takes it~

Daniel Keem: Son of a bitch that was the map to the hidden immunity idol I stole it off Chris last challenge.

~Prince dives into the river after the map. Tennyson is fishing nearby. He hooks something big. He reels Prince back to shore. Luckily the hook only snared his shoe. Tennyson nods~

Ben Tennyson: Biggest catch yet

PARADIGM TRIBE – DAY 17

~A tired, woozy Samurai Jack emerges from the jungle. He stretches and looks around, almost bewildered~

Samurai Jack: What day are we on? Starting to see things... could of swore it was St. Patrick's Day and I was at my nearby Irish Pub O'Malley's working on my 10th pint sealing the deal with some Blake Lively lookalike...god I just want a beer that's all I want...oh yeah and let's try to win this week...Manny Riveria can still Fuck off for voting me in the first week...we need fish or wood or water anything? I need to walk off these fucking visions I am having.

~Manny Riveria flies into view. The guy is everywhere~

Manny Riveria: Sorry about that Samurai Jack. All is made up? See I'll get food.

~Manny Riveria sprints off, looking for food. Lola thinks for a moment. She realizes she's lost track of the time as well~

Lola Bunny: Sorry Samurai Jack, not sure what day it is anymore. Lost track of days. We could use some firewood I am sure.

~Manny Riveria's voice yells from the distance as we hear a lot of stumbling~

Manny Riveria: I'll get some wood too!

~Leafy is situated on the roof of his hut, patching the hole. He breaks for a moment to contribute to the conversation~

Leafy: Im too busy re-building the roof of my hut to pay attention to this nonsense. Are the 3 women in our tribe still bickering?

Lola Bunny: I'm not bickering with anyone. If I feel like I'm going to argue, I'll just go to some of Whis' yoga.

~The Hennepin County Headliner, Angel Whis, sits uncomfortably on a log at camp, a piercing stare directed at the makeshift drum set formerly created by one Professor Montana Max. His head darts up at the mention of He smirks at Lola Bunny~

Angel Whis: That's what the Perfect One has been talking about! The spirit you must have to achieve a perfect life... the spirit to survive is in every one of you. But we can't merely survive, as Max's plight has taught us. No...we must also adapt and innovate.

~Whis stands up and places a calm, welcoming, perfect hand on Lola's shoulder...lingering for a moment before lightly pushing past her to walk to Leafy' glorious hut. He knocks on the door and glances in~

Angel Whis: Mr. Vail, the Perfect One has some ideas for new construction projects that will better daily tribe life, should you be interested.

~Lola blushes a bit as she feels his hand linger on her shoulder, as she nods her head. She watches as he walks away towards Leafy' hut, as she couldn't help but to keep her eyes on him. Maybe even for a bit too long, as she bites her bottom lip. She soon snaps out of it, as she looks around to see who is watching. Leafy looks down at Whis through the hole in his hut…there's a direct line of sight from the hole to the door~

Leafy: Mi casa es su casa!

~Leafy turns and notices Lola's hungry eyes~

Leafy: Your boner is showing Lola.. compose yourself.

Lola Bunny: Dude will you seriously stop that... go work on whatever ideas Whis has for your hut and think about Manny Riveria's dead wife.

~Whis ignores the offhand remark and looks around the hut. He takes a step out and views the hut's exterior~

Angel Whis: Tremendous. I'll draw up some blueprints, and we'll get to work after tomorrow's challenge.

~Whis grabs the machete and begins scraping lines in the sand with the utmost precision. He glances back up to Leafy and then over toward Lola~

Angel Whis: And, if you would, try not to kill one another, friends. It gets blood all over the buffs, and then Siri the Leopard has to wash them again. Speaking of which, has anyone seen her?

~As if on cue Siri comes back into the picture exhausted and breathing heavily for air~

Siri the Leopard: I've been running and exploring other parts of the Amazon. The only thing I saw was a young couple touring around. I think I scared them off as I was jumping down from the tree to grab a banana.

Leafy: Speaking of bananas!

~Leafy bites his bottom lip and throws his head in the direction of Lola. In a huff, Lola storms off and yells~

Lola Bunny: I don't know who is more immature you or Manny!

~Siri doesn't really get what's going on. She unpeels her banana and eats it. Leafy goes back to working on his roof. Manny Riveria emerges from the woods without food or wood~

SAVAGE TRIBE – DAY 18 – PRE IMMUNITY CHALLENGE

~Tennyson tosses five fish down. Everyone looks up~

Katz: I think we might be eating a little TOO much fish...and as a cat, I love fish...

Ben Tennyson: Impossible!

Prince Ali: That's okay, Abu just takes the leftovers to his family. What's left of them anyway…

~Frieza looks to get the tribe focused~

Frieza: Time to get fired up again, Savage. Another challenge, another opportunity for us to send a loser home from the Whisol tribe...

Daniel Keem: Damn skippy Frieza. Let's continue this winning streak we have.

~Nobody can argue that…they all stand and head to the challenge. We zoom in on Sam's booty shorts because what would be a season of Survivor if we didn't get some gratuitous close up of a girl's ass or crotch~

PARADIGM TRIBE – DAY 18 – PRE IMMUNITY CHALLENGE

~Whis emerges from the river after a successful yoga session. The rest of the Paradigm Tribe stands around camp. It's challenge day…so they are working on their game faces. Manny Riveria's mask even appears a bit more 'gamey' than usual. Lola sees Whis and speaks out, feeling an urge to motivate in his presence~

Lola Bunny: Alright guys let's go get them tonight. We need to work together and win. Manny Riveria no stupid bullshit that can cause us to lose.

Manny: Sure, I just ate a bad Taco and it affected my performance last time.

~Samurai Jack, Spencer, and DeFranco could care less. Whis shows a bit of concern as Lola, surprisingly, is the only one to inquire further about the health and wellbeing of Manny Riveria's gut~

Lola Bunny: Everyone better just keep it together this time.

~Manny Riveria's head lowers. Whis steps up and pats him on the back. Manny Riveria lifts his head up and nods. It's no time to get down. Samurai Jack speaks out~

Samurai Jack: Well enough of this meaningless shit. Let's go kick the other tribe's ass!

~Everyone agrees, even Manny Riveria~

DAY 18 – IMMUNITY CHALLENGE

~The two tribes show up. Daniel hands the idol over to Chris. Chris is looking very reasonable. He takes the idol back and points over at a couple of giant bullseye stands. The tribe oohs and aahs. Manny Riveria tries to run, but his tribe holds him back~

Chris McLean: What are you doing?

Manny Riveria: I'm going to jump through that bullseye!

Chris McLean: Uh, no, that's not how this works. You guys hold onto him while I explain this.

~DeFranco and Spencer keep Manny Riveria restrained. He tries to break through…he really wants to jump through that bullseye. Chris does his best to ignore the masked individual~

Chris McLean: Okay, as you can see, there are two giant bullseyes. You will be given three devices. A blow gun, a slingshot, and a spear will be offered. You will be two team members to fire each object. A member from each tribe will fire their weapon. The person who gets the closest to a bullseye scores a point for their tribe. The tribe with the most points after all six members have gone, wins. Paradigm Tribe, since you have eight you'll be sitting two people out.

Samurai Jack: Sounds good to me!

Phillip DeFranco: Yea, this challenge sucks

Chris McLean: This challenge does NOT suck.

~Samurai Jack and DeFranco shrug and take a seat~

Chris McLean: Sort out who's using what and take your positions.

~The tribes begin to talk. Manny Riveria calms down upon discovering that he's going to get to throw something at the bullseye. We fast forward several moments later…both tribes are ready~

Chris McLean: Okay, first up we've got Sam Manson and Siri the Leopard operating the blow guns. Ladies, whenever you're ready.

~Both the Leopard and Sam blow into the gun. A dart shoots out. Sam's falls short. Siri the Leopard's dart hits a direct bullseye! The Paradigm Tribe cheers~

Chris McLean: Direct hit for Siri the Leopard! The Paradigm Tribe leads 1-0!

~Lola Bunny and Prince Ali step up. Ali does this elongated stretch routine. Bunny doesn't seem impressed~

Chris McLean: WHENEVER you're ready, Prince.

~Prince stops stretching and grabs his gun. He blows…the dart shoots OVER the target. Lola Bunny blows into hers…it hits near the bullseye! The Paradigm Tribe again cheers~

Chris McLean: Wow! Another great shot…the Paradigm Tribe leads 2-0!

Leafy: Interesting that all the girls used the device you blow

~Everyone but the women enjoys a hearty chuckle. Leafy picks up a slingshot. Katz snags one for his tribe~

Chris McLean: Alright, alright, enough with the locker room talk, guys! I'm sure it was merely a coincidence. Besides, Sam had the worst shot of anyone

Sam Manson: And what does THAT mean, exactly?

Chris McLean: Nothing! I am sure whatever fine partner you have is completely satisfied with your…umm…you know what, let's get back to this challenge. Gentlemen, whenever you're ready!

~Katz and Leafy both release. Katz hits near the target. Leafy misses wildly but does take out a bird~

Chris McLean: That's a point for the Savage Tribe! Paradigm Tribe leads 2-1!

Katz smiles proudly as he grabs a bag of "Hail, Sleet, Tornadoes, Snow, Jellybeans, California Sunshine, Purple Heart, Blaze, Speedballs, and Spaceballs"

Leafy: Can we take that bird back with us?

Chris McLean: Uhh, sure.

Leafy: Great. Woman, I'd like to have my dinner ready before sundown.

~Leafy barked this order in the direction of Lola Bunny. She returns with a glare. Frieza and Spencer step up. Spencer shoots first~

Chris McLean: Wow, nice shot Richard.

~Frieza fires and hits the second bullseye of the competition. The Savage Tribe cheers~

Chris McLean: Great shot, Frieza! We are all tied up at two apiece. Time for the final portion…the spear throw!

~Keemstar and Whis step up. They exchange competitive glares. It's pretty obvious Whis doesn't think much of Daniel whereas Daniel feels an overwhelming desire to defeat the Perfect One. Daniel throws his spear. It's a bullseye! The Savage tribe goes wild. Daniel looks at Whis~

Daniel Keem: Follow that!

~Calmly, Whis creates a stance…he shifts his balance. He positions the spear and he throws the damn thing as though he's been doing it all his life. It has perfect trajectory and even better aim. It's a bullseye! The Paradigm Tribe goes wild. Killer Keemstar glares at Whis who doesn't bother to look his way. Instead, he heads back to his tribe. Frustrated, Killer Keemstar looks at Chris~

Daniel Keem: So?

Chris McLean: We'll call that a tie! It's going to come down to the final throw!

Daniel Keem: That's fucking bullshit!

~An angry Daniel heads back to his tribe. Tennyson emerges. He grabs a spear. Manny Riveria stands with his tribe…they talk to him, they try to calm him down and get him to focus~

Chris McLean: Guys! Enough with the pep talk, Manny Riveria needs to be out here or he will be disqualified!

~They release the wild, masked man. They are probably wondering how and why he was selected to be the final thrower. None of that matters…what's done is done. Tennyson looks at his spear and gets into position~

Prince Ali: Look! It's just like how he fishes!

~Tennyson 'casts' the spear into the air. It isn't quite a bullseye, but pretty damn close. His tribe goes wild! Whis stands out and shouts to Manny Riveria~

Angel Whis: It's okay, Manny Riveria. You can get inside of his shot. Just stay calm. You can do this.

~Manny Riveria nods. There is a sense that he is going to actually pull this off. He faces the target and reaches back with his spear~

Angel Whis: Come on, Manny Riveria…I know you have it in you.

Richard Spencer: C'mon you masked fucker

Leafy: That's a fat looking bird…a ton of meat

Siri the Leopard: He can do this. I know he can.

Lola Bunny: I know he's wild, but he wants to win. He looks serious. I think he's going to make up for all his screw ups in the past.

~Tension is in the air. It all hinges on this unpredictable force of nature~

Manny Riveria: Ahhhh!

~Manny Riveria lets out a loud scream as he charges with the spear. He continues running off the platform, past the line. He runs across the sand, toward the bullseye. Manny Riveria leaps through the air with the spear in hand and he dives head first through the bullseye! It's a direct hit. A tribe goes WILD…the Savage tribe. The Paradigm Tribe groans and lowers their heads~

Chris McLean: Well, that's one way to get a bullseye, I suppose. Too bad it's completely illegal…Savage Tribe wins immunity!

~We cut to a shot of the tribes standing on their mats. DJ Killer Keemstar steps forward and collects the idol~

Chris McLean: Savage Tribe, congratulations on your win…you guys are safe from tribal council. Paradigm Tribe, unfortunately, that's your second loss in a row which means another visit with me a tribal council tonight where you will send someone home. I'll see you all later this evening…you guys can head back to camp.

~Music plays as we watch both tribes disperse~

SAVAGE TRIBE - DAY 18 – POST IMMUNITY CHALLENGE

~A jovial Savage tribe returns to camp. Everyone is happy…even Keemstar is rumored to have smiled one and a half times. Tennyson observes the upbeat vibe~

Ben Tennyson: Man, we're like one big happy family now! We're going to win out!

~Ben grabs a spear and heads for the water~

Ben Tennyson: We need to eat like winners!

~Tennyson, so caught up in the winning spirit forgets there are five semi fresh fish already sitting by the fire~

Daniel Keem: Very impressive gentlemen and lady. Manny Riveria was talking so much shit I hope they send his sorry ass home. I was actually hoping I'd connect with some Knowledge when he tries one of his insane Shooting Star Press from wherever.

Prince Ali: Knowledge, well if that isnt the biggest oxymoron of them all I don't know what is...

~With that we do a transitional fade to a shot of the Paradigm Tribe~

PARADIGM TRIBE – DAY 18 – PRE TRIBAL COUNCIL

~Whis is shown getting an abbreviated yoga session in during sundown. It's apparent that he's clearing his mind before the big vote. Back at camp, DeFranco seems displeased with the performance~

Phillip DeFranco: Well that was terrible

Lola Bunny: Yeah it was... Seriously guys we need get our acts together

Richard Spencer: It's shameful we dropped two straight. This vote is simply a business decision. I am looking forward to heading into the merge with my brothers.

~The Man With More Nicknames than Many People Actually Named Nick, Angel Whis, returns from his abbreviated yoga session. A perfect amount of sweat gleams off his fit, muscular frame in the sun as his eyes catch those of Lola Bunny, who is stretched out by the fire nearby, cussing out Daniel Keem like a boss. He approvingly flashes his signature smirk and turns to Spencer, offering him a swig of water (and who knows what else, with Samurai Jack on the tribe) from the tribal canteen.

Angel Whis: Shame is temporary and fleeting, my Confederate friend. But passion will always catch up and win the race. We may have dropped two in a row, but try as they may, the Savages cannot beat us in a game of who wants it more. Killer Keemstar only wants himself. Tennyson and Katz only want Daniel Keem. And it remains to be seen if the rest know what they want, like so many teenagers wandering the mall of this game for fellow jailbait, but it will be too late if they don't know soon.

~Whis shields his eyes from the sun with his hand and looks over the camp with a surgical eye, as he often does. He sees most of the tribe discussing next week's challenge already (apart from Leafy, who is still building, and Manny Riveria, who appears to be sitting in a tree, talking to Nigel... To each their own). The Perfect One nods slightly and turns back to Spencer and Bunny~

Angel Whis: I want to win. That's the only reason I'm here. I know you want the same. So, after tribal tonight, in the spirit of the great Amazonian conquerors of the past... let us stop wandering... and let us start taking what we want.

~The tribe members all nod in agreeance~

DAY 18 – TRIBAL COUNCIL

~It's late in the evening. The Paradigm Tribe emerges from a walkway carved through the unpredictable Amazonian jungle. He assume their positions, discovering that they have become far too familiar with Tribal Council and its ambiance. Chris is seated in his usual spot, looking very inquisitive~

Chris McLean: Alright…another loss, another tribal council. Samurai Jack…do you feel somewhat responsible for these losses? I mean you have chosen to sit out the last two or three.

Samurai Jack: No.

Chris McLean: Okay…Spencer, there's no secret as to how you feel about the Savage Tribe. What has losing done to you, personally?

Richard Spencer: I hate losing. I can only take so much of it. I especially hate losing to those fuckers on the Savage tribe.

Chris McLean: Phillip…rumors of an electronic device being mysteriously dumped into the Amazonian jungle have spread amongst the locals. Do you have any idea as to what they are referencing?

Phillip DeFranco: Not a clue, Chris. But if someone did have a television…

Chris McLean: Television?

Phillip DeFranco: OR a radio, computer, Playstation 4…whatever, I'm just spit balling…but if someone did have one of those delivered, I'm sure it was for a very good reason. No doubt a message was delivered.

Chris McLean: Apparently not. Word I received was this device was dropped into a desolate portion of the jungle where it exploded upon impact.

Phillip DeFranco: Son of a bitch

Chris McLean: You seem angry

Phillip DeFranco: I just hate to see a good piece of electronic equipment go to waste.

Chris McLean: Right. Manny Riveria…some might say you cost your team this week's challenge by your impetuous behavior.

Manny Riveria: I made a bullseye.

Chris McLean: Yes but you were supposed to throw a spear…not your entire body.

Manny Riveria: I made. A bullseye.

Chris McLean: Okay, fine. Lola, I see you rolling your eyes…does Manny Riveria's antics get on your nerves?

Lola Bunny: They do. It's nothing personal, Chris. He's got a lot of energy and passion for this game…I just wish he'd learn to harness it. That way he could channel all that energy in the proper direction. He's got the ability to be a great player. I guess that's why I get so frustrated.

~Whis nods and gives Lola a slight back rub of approval~

Chris McLean: Whis…you seem quite content for a man who's used to being successful at, well, everything. Why aren't these losses affecting you?

Angel Whis: Nobody said they weren't affecting me, Chris. A person can choose to look at struggles one of two ways. They can take the conflict personally and get angry or they can view the adversity as an opportunity to ascend. That's what we're doing. We are going to rise above these struggles and emerge a stronger, better tribe.

Chris McLean: Siri, you've been awfully quiet tonight…what's your opinion on the tribe's struggles?

Siri the Leopard: Well the Savage Tribe looked like they were beaten and once they eliminated a few members they became this challenge monster, apparently. There's no reason we can't do the same…if we vote off the right people.

Chris McLean: Leafy…there have been rumors that your hut is about to grow beyond Amazonian building restrictions. What do you have to say about that?

Leafy: Nobody is going to put my hut in a corner.

Chris McLean: And, on that note, it's time to vote.

~One by one the Paradigm Members head to the voting area and cast their votes. It starts with Manny Riveria and ends with Bunny. We don't get any voting reveals this time as the entire procedure is kept confidential. Chris returns with the votes~

Chris McLean: If anybody would like to play a hidden immunity idol now would be the time to do so…

~Suspenseful music plays. It doesn't appear as though anyone is going to…wait a minute! Manny Riveria reaches into his pants and pulls something out. The entire tribe holds their breath~

Manny Riveria: Does this count?

~Chris looks down at what he's handed. It's a pretty unimpressive looking wooden item~

Chris McLean: This? It's a fucking stick, Manny Riveria! Sit your ass back down! This is NOT a hidden immunity idol.

~Manny Riveria shrugs and takes a seat. The rest of the tribe breathes a sigh of relief~

Chris McLean: With that out of the way let's get to the actual votes. The person with the most votes will be voted out and be asked to leave the tribal council area immediately. I'll read the votes…

First vote….Siri the Leopard

Second vote….Siri the Leopard

Third vote…Samurai Jack

Fourth vote…Manny Riveria

That's two votes Siri the Leopard, one vote Samurai Jack, and one vote Manny Riveria.

Manny Riveria: Are you SURE that wasn't an idol

Lola Bunny: Oh my gosh, shut up and let him finish!

~The rest of the tribe agrees as they are on the edge of their stumps~

Chris McLean: I'll continue if that's okay with Manny Riveria

~Manny Riveria doesn't pick up on Chris's sarcasm~

Manny Riveria: That's just fine with me, Chris

Chris McLean: Right…where were we? Fifth vote…okay, here we go…

Fifth vote…Siri the Leopard

Sixth vote and the seventh person voted out of Cartoon Crossover Survivor….Siri the Leopard

That's enough, Siri. Please bring me your torch.

~With a grace, Siri doesn't take her departure personal. She stands...Bunny gives her a hug as the rest of the tribe smiles and nods. It appears the Leopard was well liked. She acquires her torch and heads Chris's way~

Chris McLean: Siri…the tribe has spoken. It's time for you to go.

~Chris extinguishes her torch. Siri turns around and wishes her tribe luck. She then vacates the premises~

Chris McLean: Another strong competitor sent home. It will be interesting to see how this impacts the tribe moving forward. That's all I've got for you tonight…you can head back to camp.

~The Paradigm Tribe stands and grabs their torches, leaving the tribal council area~

NEXT TIME ON Cartoon Crossover SURVIVOR: Lola Bunny takes a chance with Angel Whis. Leafyishere discovers he has TERMITES in the foundation of his hut. Manny Riveria views Frieza as his personal hero. Samurai Jack's legs develop atrophy due to their lack of usage in the challenges. Richard Spencer loses his flask. Phillip DeFranco contacts Best Buy about a refund. Katz has an incredible encounter with who or what?...drugs...his dad? Daniel and Prince Ali continue to develop a strange friendship. Sam Manson speaks! Frieza develops a hatred for Manny Riveria. The fishing population in the Amazon takes a massive hit…the prime suspect – Ben Tennyson.

~We cut to a shot of Siri the Leopard moments after being voted off~

Siri the Leopard: Yes, it's disappointing. I really hate that we lost both those challenges in a row. I did my best. I wanted to last longer but I'm glad I played. This was fun!

~The always upbeat Siri the Leopard smiles at the camera as we fade out~