The Amazon Jungle Friday, May 19th 2017
Previously on Cartoon Crossover Survivor!
~Manny Riveria, Spencer and others are shown pleased with their effort to vote Montana Max off the tribe. Manny Riveria, in particular, is voicing his excitement over the vote~
The Paradigm Tribe returned to camp on a high after voting out a member they deemed untrustworthy. Most in the tribe seemed enthused about the vote – others, however, couldn't help but wonder if it was the correct vote.
~Spencer continues to press the issue on who voted for DeFranco. The fact someone strayed from the voting block has him more than annoyed~
Cracks within the Paradigm continued to show as Spencer seemed intent on discovering who wrote Phillip DeFranco's name down. Phillip, on the other hand, appeared to let the issue pass.
~The Savage tribe is shown joking around, debating who the Paradigm Tribe may have voted off and doling out hugs~
Meanwhile, the Savage Tribe showed that the adage 'Winning Cures All' remains very true. The once toxic members of the group went about camp life in total harmony.
~We see Manny Riveria and Lola Bunny bickering – a common theme throughout the show on the Paradigm Tribe. Angel Whis tries his best to keep harmony and focus within his group during these troubled times~
Attention turned to Lola Bunny and Manny Riveria – in a negative way as the two members continued to clash. Bunny growing increasingly tired of Manny Riveria's immature behavior and Manny Riveria enjoying the negative effect his actions were having on Lola.
~We see Ben Tennyson catching fish~
And, of course, Ben continued his fishing dominance by further depleting the Amazon's stock. People began to wonder if Tennyson might endanger the species of FISH within the Amazon.
~The challenge is shown. Each participant uses a device to hit the bullseye. It comes down to Manny Riveria and Tennyson. Tennyson hits a bullseye for his team while Manny Riveria decides to blatantly cheat by sprinting across the throwing line and diving head first through the target, eliminating the bullseye entirely~
Once again Manny Riveria's antics seem to prevent the Paradigm Tribe from capturing the much needed immunity idol. His fate, one would guess, all but certain following his latest and biggest challenge debacle.
~At tribal council we see the Paradigm Tribe weigh in on the latest issues within the game…including their recent struggles. They appear to realize they have to start winning…the cushion they once enjoyed is about to be completely negated. So, they vote and eliminate Siri~
In another interesting move the Paradigm Tribe decided that the best way to cure their ills was to vote out Siri the Leopard. Once again, against all odds Manny Riveria's life in the game had been spared.
~The Paradigm Tribe stands and exits the tribal council area immediately. We see Manny Riveria dancing like a fool~
How much longer can Manny Riveria survive? Will the Paradigm Tribe get back on the winning track? All of these answers and more will be revealed up next on this week's edition of Cartoon Crossover Survivor!
~We cut to the Cartoon Crossover Survivor intro~
PARADIGM TRIBE – DAY 18 – POST TRIBAL COUNCIL
~The Paradigm Tribe returns to camp. Manny Riveria sprints through the camp for no apparent reason, heading toward the water. Before he hits the water, he takes an immediate left and sprints down the water line, out of view. Lola ignores his strange behavior – her focus lies on something far more disturbing~
Lola Bunny: I thought we were all in the same page to vote off the Leopard? Who voted Manny Riveria?
~There isn't much of a response. The tribe appears weary. Losing isn't something the members of the tribe are used to. It's taking a toll. Whis places his arm around Lola's bare shoulders. Nobody responded to her question which has left her feeling somewhat self-conscious~
Angel Whis: It's late. We can discuss tribal council in the morning. For now, we need rest.
~Lola nods. Nobody on the tribe has any objections. Leafy trudges into his hut and slams his door. Somewhere, out in the jungle we can hear Manny Riveria's wild feet racing against the Amazonian dirt…his breath pounding heavily against the humid atmosphere and his wild eyes shifting back and forth~
SAVAGE TRIBE – DAY 19
~The Savage Tribe sits around the fire a bit concerned. A giant stack of dead fish resides a few feet away. Tennyson approaches with his arms full of more dead fish. Katz leans forward looking at Daniel and Frieza~
Katz: Do you think we should tell him…
Frieza: You two would know him better than I do.
Daniel Keem: He seems happy, so fuck it. If he is happy, he is productive. If everyone is productive we can see Samurai Jack head home.
~A large, wet SPLAT is heard as Tennyson deposits his recent load of catches. He breathes out and places his hands on his hips, looking around like a very successful fisherman~
Ben Tennyson: So, what are we talking about?
Daniel Keem: Nothing, really.
Ben Tennyson: Awesome!
~Tennyson stands around for a few moments. The campsite is engulfed with an awkward silence. He shrugs and removes his hands from his hips~
Ben Tennyson: Alright then! I'm gonna go get some fishing done! If anybody needs me, I'll be right over there!
~Tennyson heads back to the river. Sam approaches, rubbing her throat. She eyes the pile of fish~
Sam Manson: Geezus.
Daniel Keem: How's the throat?
Sam Manson: Getting better…I should be able to fully talk again soon.
~Sam coughs after saying this. Daniel finally expresses what's on his mind~
Daniel Keem: So who do you think went home for that tribe? You think the legends are still running the show on that side of the island?
~Prince pokes his head out of the jungle…he's a few feet behind the campsite. Daniel's back is to him. Daniel looks over his shoulder~
Prince Ali: Legends? I mean if you wanna call a bunch of old men past their prime trying to relive their glory days legends then yeah sure... They are probably still running the show and the only way they go away is when we merge and take them out ourselves.
~Abu appears on Prince's shoulders. He pulls up a pair of freshly made monkey shorts. Prince looks at Abu…Abu nods. They emerge from the jungle and take a seat next to Daniel~
Frieza: Manny Riveria clearly cost them the challenge with his recklessness. He should be gone. But the Paradildo tribe has been stupid before. Who knows what they're thinking. Anyone could have gone home.
Daniel Keem: They will probably send home a female. It would be nice if they sent home Lola Bunny who is head over heels for Whis now. She probably licks his asshole clean with her tongue when he takes a shit. I wouldn't mind seeing the Leopard making the merge so we could reconnect in Savage like ways.
Sam Manson: You're sick Daniel.. where do you come up with this stuff?
~Well, what do you know…it seems that voice is already beginning to improve!~
Daniel Keem: It is just natural ability don't worry Sam I can tell I am growing on you. Soon you will want a taste of Daniel.
~Sam rolls her eyes~
PARADIGM TRIBE – DAY 19
~Tribe members begin to awaken. Manny Riveria is stretching in the middle of camp. Did he sleep? DOES he sleep? Is he human? Who knows. Manny Riveria spots his tribe mates stirring and starts to run off at the mouth as he is wont to do~
Manny Riveria: Who the hell voted off me? I have personal issues and you know this.
~Manny Riveria chuckles trying to rephrase his statement~
Manny Riveria: I mean who in the hell voted me off? I ate a bad Taco nobody gives a damn.
Lola Bunny: I just know it was not me. That's it, someone voted for Jack too. Sure Siri the Leopard voted for one of you two, but who was the other one.
~She looks at Manny Riveria~
Lola Bunny: Hey I don't want to hear that, I told you sorry.
~DeFranco stands, annoyed by Manny Riveria and his inane rantings about his Taco issues~
Phillip DeFranco: Or we can worry about winning the next challenge... yeah let's worry about that instead.
Lola Bunny: I'm here to win. Not sure on others.
~Samurai Jack stands. He's looking healthier than ever. This unintended rehab stint has done wonders for his pigmentation and physique. He's looking lean and full of life. Unfortunately, however, he's still the same old Samurai Jack as far as personality goes~
Samurai Jack: I figure Siri voted for me... sounds like she was listening to her minions across the island... tells me who they may try to target in the future.
Lola Bunny: I got a feeling if I make merge, I'll be a target, just more reason we need to start winning again so we have everyone at merge.
Richard Spencer: We made the right decision. She was Katz's puppet. It amazes me of how much of a shit heel he is, how many people follow his lead. The three of them could die savagely before me and I would do nothing but crack a smile. While I am not one for swaying from team unity, it doesn't matter who voted Samurai Jack and Manny Riveria. I've said it all season long - pissing in the wind does nothing but...
~Spencer tribe mates roll their eyes and finishes his sentence for him~
Tribe: Gets pissed on. Yes, Richard we get it.
Richard Spencer: OK. Good. If you get it then let's stay on course. We need this DUBYA tomorrow. We need it as bad as I need a cold Budweiser. Right, Samurai Jack?
~Spencer looks to the camera~
Richard Spencer: Hey Siri- SEEYA NEVER!
~Spencer pauses for a moment…he eyes Lola with southern suspicion~
Richard Spencer: And Lola - we haven't always seen eye to eye but, when we make this merge I hope you remember who your real family is. Aptitude needs to fly.
Lola Bunny: You have nothing to worry about Spencer. I want Daniel out. First Daniel, than Katz, and Tennyson. Those three mean nothing to me. Honestly glad I am not on that tribe. I have voted the way you guys wanted me to, and it will stick.
Phillip DeFranco: Oh... here's an idea... we can focus on winning. ~Pretending to be someone else~ Oh yeah, that's a great idea Phillip!
Lola Bunny: I think we all want to win Phillip. I am focused on winning.
Manny Riveria: I'm actually pretty chill now that I know someone voted me. I don't care, I'm making the merge. I am pulling my weight and nothing more. If anyone wants to vote me off, do it at the merge when it is everyone for themselves. Not when it doesn't matter. Don't vote for someone who you know has no chance of winning it til the end.
~Everybody stares at Manny Riveria as he says this. He's bouncing around on his toes…moving his arms, hands, and fingers. He jerks his head back and forth. Calm wouldn't be the word a person with a grasp of the English language would use to describe Manny Riveria at the moment…or any other moment. Manny Riveria suddenly takes off, running into the jungle. We fade out~
SAVAGE TRIBE – DAY 20
~Sam Manson returns from the river. She soaked. It appears she was bathing. A pair of eyes watch Sam from the shore. She turns around to pick something off the ground. In doing so the pair of eyes ZOOM right in on her ass. Sam straightens up and heads back to camp. The pair of eyes dart into the jungle, concealing their gaze. Sam takes a seat near her stuff. She pulls her hair back and ties it up~
Sam Manson: It would almost be worth getting voted off so I could have a real shower.
~An image approaches Sam from the jungle. It's the image those pair of eyes belong to. Sam is unaware. She reaches into a bowl, grabbing a handful of fish. She tosses it into her mouth and swallows it down. It seems to lack any semblance of flavor…aside from fish flavor. She suddenly feels a presence. She turns around and spots…Abu!~
Sam Manson: What the hell? Have you been…have you been spying on me?
~Abu nods. His hands are behind his back~
Sam Manson: Why you dirty little monkey!
~Sam is about to clobber the tiny primate when she starts to soften. A smile brightens her face~
Sam Manson: Were you….were you bringing ME a present?
~Abu nods, sheepishly. Sam is overcome with joy. She loves it when men give her things~
Sam Manson: Well…let's see it!
~Abu produces a heart made out of fish guts. Sam looks at it, confused at first…but she quickly melts~
Sam Manson: Oh Abu…it's wonderful!
~Abu screams with delight! He jumps into Sam's arms and the two enjoy a warm embrace. A pair of eyes is caught watching this take place from across camp. The eyes begin to blur with water. A few sniffles are heard. The eyes continue to observe Abu and Sam playing around. They shut. Our view switches…we spot the person these eyes belong to. It's Prince Ali!~
Prince Ali: She'll break your heart, Abu.
~Prince wipes at his eyes a time or two. Out of nowhere a giant hand slaps him on the back. He looks up…it's Ben Tennyson! Tennyson looks down at Ali, noticing the sadness in his face~
Ben Tennyson: Rough day?
Prince Ali: Yea, kinda.
~Ben crouches down, coming eye to eye with Ali~
Ben Tennyson: Well how about you go fishing with your buddy Ben Tennyson? Would you like that, champ?
Prince Ali: Yes…I think I would.
Ben Tennyson: Well then…let's go catch some fish!
~Tennyson and Ali head to the hottest fishing spot in the world, apparently. We fade out~
PARADIGM TRIBE – DAY 20
~Manny Riveria is seen wandering through the woods. He's feeling a little melancholic. Samurai Jack is seated up against a tree. All we see is the back of Samurai Jack's head and his shoulders. We're following Manny Riveria who approaches from behind Samurai Jack. Manny Riveria spots Samurai Jack's frame~
Manny Riveria: Oh…hey, Samurai Jack.
~Manny Riveria looks down and kicks at the dirt~
Manny Riveria: I've been a little down lately. Not sure if you've noticed.
~No response~
Manny Riveria: I know, it's hard to believe. But it has to do with my future wife…Frida. Ever since we voted Siri…– ever since we voted her off I haven't been able to stop thinking about my Frida.
~No response~
Manny Riveria: I know she's probably okay but…I've just got this feeling. I mean, what if she's dead? I don't think she's dead. I have no reason to suspect that she's dead…but what if she's dead?
~No response~
Manny Riveria: I know leaving the game sounds ridiculous but…the things we do for love, to borrow a quote from Courage. right?
~No response~
Manny Riveria: Haha, I know! Ahhh….maybe I'll stick it out. You're probably right. I probably AM over exaggerating. I'm sure I'm a little home sick and malnourished. Those factors are probably combining to give me this negative attitude.
~No response~
Manny Riveria: Really? That's very insightful…if you don't mind, I'm going to steal that line for future usage! But, yea, you're right. I need to be a man. I need to stick this out. Frida is no doubt alive and well at home watching me on Survivor. I can't let her down!
~No response~
Manny Riveria: Absolutely! We can all go out for drinks when we get back, I'd love that! You know what, Samurai Jack…you're alright in my hand book!
~No response~
Manny Riveria: Fuck yea I'm ready for the challenge tomorrow. We're gonna win! I'm back to my old self…thanks, Samurai Jack! Wahoo!
~Manny Riveria gives Samurai Jack a pat on the shoulder and takes off sprinting. We follow him several feet before turning around and looking at Samurai Jack who is sound asleep~
SAVAGE TRIBE – DAY 21 – PRE-IMMUNITY CHALLENGE
~The Savage Tribe seems far less focused than the Paradigm Tribe. It's not that they are lackadaisical or arrogant…there's just a quiet confidence permeating throughout the tribe which is only manifested through winning~
Daniel Keem: Tonight we drive a stake through the heart of the Paradigm Tribe. We get to see Samurai Jack head home.
Prince Ali: Or, you know, we could just win immunity again
Daniel Keem: Everyone ready for tonight's challenge?
~There's a rustling in the jungle, as branches are shoved out of the way enabling Frieza to return to camp. He walks to the side, dropping several birds of different shapes and sizes into a pile~
Frieza: Hey, everyone. Sorry, that took longer than expected, but hopefully this will give us what we need to win tonight. Oh, btw, I looked everywhere, but I just couldn't find any wild boar or pig. My apologies for those craving bacon.
~Frieza settles in, plucking away at some feathers. It's apparently something he's done before, as he's moving efficiently. Katz and Daniel look at one another…they look at the birds…they then look toward the river where Tennyson is reeling in another catch while singing the lyrics to "Can't Tell Me Nothing" by Kanye West~
Katz: We may be the first tribe in Survivor history actually GAIN weight during competition.
Katz dunks his face into "Hail, Sleet, Tornadoes, Snow, Jellybeans, California Sunshine, Purple Heart, Blaze, Speedballs, and Spaceballs"
Daniel Keem: No shit…I had to cut back on my food intake.
Prince Ali: That must be why we're winning all these challenges!
Sam Manson: Whatever the reason behind our success…I don't see any need in screwing with the formula. If he wants to kill every fish in South America, let him do it.
~Everyone nods. They are ready for competition~
PARADIGM TRIBE – DAY 21 – PRE-IMMUNITY CHALLENGE
~The diminishing Paradigm Tribe stands around camp. The immunity challenge is drawing near. Manny Riveria is fired up after his heart to heart with Samurai Jack. He glances Samurai Jack's way and nods his head. Samurai Jack narrows his vision~
Samurai Jack: What the fuck?
~Whis is giving a pre-challenge speech. He finishes and the group seems energized~
Phillip DeFranco: Seriously guys – and girl…we NEED to win today. No more fucking around. NO MORE UNNECESSARY SHOOTING STAR PRESSES!
Manny Riveria: I'll do my best!
Leafy: I can compete naked, if you think that would throw them off.
Lola Bunny: Eww, no!
Leafy: Well, even if it doesn't distract them I can still compete naked.
Richard Spencer: I think we should all remain fully clothed.
Leafy: Alright, suit yourselves. But the offer is on the table.
Richard Spencer: I'm sick of seeing those fuckers over there walking away with little, wooden Daniel Coyote. Let's end that shit RIGHT NOW!
~The tribe nods in accordance. They head off to the challenge~
IMMUNITY CHALLENGE
~Both tribes arrive on time for the challenge. Keemstar is holding the immunity idol. Chris McLean walks up and retrieves it. As always, Daniel is a little reluctant to let it go. Chris, however, throws a bit of back into his tug and pries it away from Daniel's hands. He returns to his spot in front of the two tribes with the idol seated on a table next to him~
Chris McLean: Aright…these challenges are constructed in an effort to emulate elements of survival. One key element we've yet to touch on is food. In order to survive, you must catch enough food to sustain a healthy body. So, in today's challenge each tribe will take turns fishing. The tribe that catches the most fish will win immunity.
~Tennyson's eyes light up~
Chris McLean: The challenge will go like this…each tribe will send a member up to the river. They will fish for five minutes. Whatever they catch goes to their total…at the end of each tribe mates 5 minutes of fishing the tribe with the most fish wins. Paradigm Tribe, you have one extra member so that means someone is sitting out.
~Samurai Jack is already chilling on a nearby log~
Chris McLean: Well, alright then. Tribes, get your orders lined up and we'll begin.
~We flash forward. Sam and Bunny are starting things off. Sam looks over at Bunny and her somewhat modest attire. Sam's ass is in full force and her chest is showing a lot of cleavage. She flaunts her womanly features. Lola ignores her~
Chris McLean: Survivor ready….GO!
~Everybody cheers as Sam and Lola cast off. Soon, however, the cheers die out because…they are fishing. It's probably the most boring sport ever created. Teammates soon sit down as the minutes eek by. Chris is SEXTING on his phone (probably not, but who knows). Finally, his phone buzzes~
Chris McLean: Alright, time's up…how many fish did you catch?
~There are no fish~
Chris McLean: Okay…the score is zero to zero. Who's next?
~Spencer and Ali walk up. They take the fishing poles from Lola Bunny and Sam~
Chris McLean: And…GO!
~Spencer and Ali cast off. Again, the five minutes seem to take twenty to expire. Chris's phone goes off~
Chris McLean: Time's up! How many fish did you guys catch?
~There are no fish~
Chris McLean. Hmm. Alright then, who's next?
~Whis and Katz approach. They take the rods and cast them out. Katz is extremely anxious as he fishes and dunks his nose into Hail, Sleet, Tornadoes, Snow, Jellybeans, California Sunshine, Purple Heart, Blaze, Speedballs, and Spaceballs" on his whereas Whis is very sanguine. The five minutes expire~
Chris McLean: Time's up! What do we have?
~There are no fish~
Chris McLean: Wow, okay. Next?
~DeFranco and Daniel Keem step forward. They take the poles and cast into the river. Much like before, nothing happens aside from an additional five minutes of EVERYONE'S life being wasted. Chris's phone buzzes~
Chris McLean: Time's up! Let's see…how many fish did you guys catch?
~There are no fish~
Chris McLean: Damnit…I'm beginning to think this was a terrible idea. Oh well, two more to go…next!
~Leafy and Frieza grab the poles. They cast out. Leafy comes up with a strategy. He pulls his shorts down. Everyone yells at him to pull them back up. With a sigh he acquiesces and returns his shorts to their intended location. Chris's phone buzzes~
Chris McLean: Alright, let's see some fish!
~There are no fish~
Chris McLean: Wow…this is…well, this is unexpected. We might have to come up with some kind of alternative challenge. Who's the last ones up? I mean, it's probably not going to make much of a difference…there aren't any fish over here, apparently. But we have to see this through.
~Manny Riveria flips forward, grabbing the pole. Clouds cover most of the sun…aside from a tiny hole which permits a ray of sunlight. The refulgent beam illuminates Tennyson. He steps forward and takes the fishing pole~
Chris McLean: Alright…good luck, I guess
~Manny Riveria starts talking to the lake, thinking it might bring the fish to him. He's not having any luck. Tennyson takes his time with his pole. He looks over the hook and the line. His tribe grows antsy. "Why won't he cast it? We're already three minutes in?" they ask. Chris looks down at his phone~
Chris McLean: One minute!
Manny Riveria: Fuck this!
~Manny Riveria breaks his pole in half and stands with his tribe. They all groan~
Chris McLean: Fifteen seconds!
~Suddenly, thirty or so fish LEAP out of the water and land at Tennyson's feet. The Savage Tribe goes crazy. The Paradigm Tribe stands in shock. Chris's phone buzzes…it takes him a second to realize it as more fish keep jumping out of the water, landing on top of the spastic collection of fish already at Tennyson's feet~
Chris McLean: Oh, crap…time's up! And it appears…overwhelmingly so that the winners of this challenge are the Savage Tribe!
~The Savage Tribe goes crazy. We flash forward to both tribes on their mat~
Chris McLean: Congratulations on yet another win, Savage Tribe. That's three in a row!
~Killer Keemstar steps forward and rips the idol from Chris's hands. Chris is accustomed to his overzealous behavior when it comes to the immunity idol. Chris turns toward the Paradigm tribe~
Chris McLean: Paradigm Tribe…I've got nothing for you. You may head back to camp…I'll see you later this evening at tribal council where you will vote yet another member of your tribe out of this game.
~The Paradigm Tribe sullenly heads back to camp. The Savage Tribe is about to do the same when Tennyson brings something to their attention~
Ben Tennyson: Hold on! We need to take these fish back to camp.
Katz: Ben, I think we've got enough fish.
Ben Tennyson: A tribe can never have enough fish! C'mon, help me gather em up!
~The tribe groans as they help Tennyson find an apparatus big enough to cart all the fish back to camp~
PARADIGM TRIBE – DAY 21 – PRE-TRIBAL COUNCIL
~Crestfallen, the Paradigm Tribe returns to their camp without a victory, without the idol and…without any fish. Lola Bunny is the first to break the silence~
Lola Bunny: Seriously guys thought we were all going to work to get a win..
Manny Riveria: I don't care if we win or lose. The numbers are in the advantage of me, Phillip, Richard, and Calvin Veil. You stay if we want you to stay. Our positions are not threatened at all. It is only a matter of time before the four remain til the merge. Then one of those four will win the whole thing.
~People look around like "WTF does that mean?" Lola just shakes her head and walks away. Leafy observes Lola's reaction to Manny Riveria's wild outburst~
Leafy: 2 women still bickering. I need help adding another room to this hut mansion. You smell that? That is smoked piranha and capybara coming from that room all the way in the back...
Lola Bunny: You know what Veil, I'll help you with that other room. I can least be helpful to you.
~Leafy points Lola towards the pile of banana leaves.
Leafy: We need to weave those together to put on the roof.
~Lola looks confused because he's not using his hands to point...~
Lola Bunny: Veil... seriously put that away please...
~She shakes her head as she looks at the pile of leaves finally, figuring it out, as she walks over to them~
Lola Bunny: Alright I can weave them together.
Samurai Jack: Manny Riveria I don't know why you keep talking like you are in a power play position...I'd advise you to shut the fuck up until tribal...probably in your best interests.
~Manny Riveria tilts his head while looking at Samurai Jack~
Manny Riveria: But Samurai Jack…our talk.
~Samurai Jack clearly has no idea what Manny Riveria is referencing. DeFranco kicks back against a log~
Phillip DeFranco: This is better than Cable.
~Lola is still weaving the banana leaves, as she nods her head~
Lola Bunny: For once it's not me as part of it.
~An unusually silent Angel Whis stands atop the wooden balcony that he and Leafy installed above his now two-story hut, gazing out over the Amazon. The noise of Manny Riveria below is drowned out by the sounds of wildlife fighting for meals before sunset~
From up here, Whis sees more clearly
He sees the hole in the top of Leafy's hut perfectly fixed by their efforts and a brand new room now under construction by the facepainted engineer.
He sees Phillip DeFranco lounging with ease and wonders how he's planning to vote.
He sees Lola Bunny weaving outside Leafy's hut and watches the intricate motion of her hands with the utmost interest.
He sees Samurai Jack and Spencer strategizing how to stop the tribe's misfortunes over a cold brew.
He sees Lola Bunny weaving again, because she's far more appealing to look at than any of the men.
Finally, he sees Manny Riveria climbing a tree toward the top of the perfect hut, no doubt looking to perform a Shooting Star Press off the newly-minted balcony. Without a word, the Universe 7 Angel shoots a piercing glare in the masked man's direction. Manny Riveria freezes in his climb, appears to consider his options, then slowly slides back down, inch by inch, to find another launch pad. Whis returns his pensive gaze to the jungle.
The tribe needs new life.
The tribe needs just one chance to turn this game inside-out.
The tribe has exactly what it needs.
The Perfect One sees.
TRIBAL COUNCIL
~The Paradigm Tribe arrives. They place their individual torches behind the seating arrangement and then occupy the stumps provided for their…I guess you'd call it comfort. None of the members look pleased to be there. Chris takes his usual seat~
Chris McLean: I hate to say it…but this is becoming somewhat of a tradition. And not the good kind of tradition. Anyway…welcome back to tribal council. Samurai Jack, the last few weeks your tribe has made some questionable decisions in agreeing to vote Siri the Leopard and Max out…both of whom were solid contributors. In hindsight, do you see those moves as mistakes?
Samurai Jack: No
Chris McLean: Okay…umm, Spencer! You're not used to losing…heck, I don't think anyone on this tribe is…are these losses becoming habitual? And, if so, do you find this habit hard to break?
Richard Spencer: Fuck you trying to say? That we're losers? Fuck off, Chris.
Chris McLean: Well, that was uncalled for. Manny Riveria! No Shooting Star Press today…that was, well, an improvement.
Manny Riveria: The day isn't over yet, Chris.
~Everyone groans and prepares for something unexpectedly dangerous to occur. Chris turns to Lola Bunny~
Chris McLean: Lola…there's been a lot of perception that you've been on the chopping block at every tribal council…yet, despite all the negative speculation…you've persevered. Is it safe to say that your relationships over here, on the Paradigm Tribe are stronger than people initially gave them credit for?
Lola Bunny: I think it's impossible for relationships to do anything but strengthen under these conditions. I may have been an unknown to all of these players when the game started – just as they were to me. But I feel that, as of today, we have all formed unique, individual relationship that will, hopefully help me advance in this game.
Chris McLean: DeFranco, you've been quiet as of late. I guess you learned your lesson with that cage order, huh?
Phillip DeFranco: Don't test me, Chris.
Chris McLean: Leafy…you seem to be the enigma of this tribe. At times it appears as though you are right in the middle of things…then, at others, you appear to be an outcast. Which is closer to the actual truth?
Leafy: Look at my face Chris…read my expression, what does it say?
Chris McLean: Uhh…Leafy?
Leafy: Well, there you go.
Chris McLean: Angel…tonight's vote is huge. After tonight both tribes will be tied at six member a piece. Do you feel this vote will enable the Paradigm Tribe to get back to its winning formula?
Angel Whis: I believe it will. But, like all decisions made, it will ultimately be judged in hindsight.
Chris McLean: Fair enough…it's time to vote.
~That ominous tribal council music plays as each member of the Paradigm Tribe stands and heads to the voting area. One by one they vote and return to their seats. Before too long all votes have been cast. Chris retrieves the bucket full of votes and addresses the tribe~
Chris McLean: Alright, once the votes are read the decision is final. The person voted out will be asked to leave the tribal council area immediately. If anybody has a hidden immunity idol and would like to play it – now would be the time to do so…
~Manny Riveria laughs. Nobody moves. There will be no idol played this evening~
Chris McLean: Alright then, I'll read the votes.
First vote…Manny Riveria
Second vote…Lola Bunny
Third vote…Manny Riveria
Fourth vote…Manny Riveria
That's three votes Manny Riveria, one vote Bunny…I'll continue
Fifth vote and the eighth person voted out of Cartoon Crossover Survivor….Manny Riveria
Manny Riveria, that's enough, please bring me your torch
Manny Riveria: YOU GUYS BROKE MY HEART!
~Manny Riveria ululates while dragging his torch to Chris. Chris grabs his snuffer~
Chris McLean: Manny Riveria…the tribe has spoken, it's time for you to go.
~Manny Riveria's torch is snuffed. He crotch chops the rest of his tribe. They don't seem to care all that much. He reaches the bridge and takes a few steps across it. The damn thing has no railing for some reason CLASSIC Cartoon Crossover, BABY. Manny Riveria turns steps to the edge, staring down into the jungle before turning to the rest of his former tribe~
Manny Riveria: I just wanted to thank you all for allowing me to experience this amazing show, I'm sad that I won't be winning but you guys were fun to hang with. Phillip, you are my choice to win this. You are a nice dude to hang with, just like Jack. Richard, keep your spirits up and you will go far. Calvin or Leafy as you call yourself, keep you head straight and pants on and you will be fine. Whis, whatever man you were a great guy to Yoga with. Lola...FORGET YOU! You were the one that I really wanted out but whatever. Screw it all! You won't last long, everyone else is chill but you were just...
Phillip DeFranco confessional
"Only One Can Judge" plays as Phillip DeFranco talks to the camera.
Phillip DeFranco: Manny? A good kid. Really fun to hang with...sucked as a competitor.
end confessional
Richard Spencer confessional
"When The Smoke Clears" sounds as Richard does his confessional
Richard Spencer: That bugger was eh. He wasn't horrible and I did try my best from strangling him. He was what we need to keep our minds off of our losses but he was also what was keeping our minds off winning. No beef with him, just business.
end confessional
Leafyishere confessional
Leafy: What-what was he? He wasn't really a contributing member but he wasn't the target of our group. He-he-he was a distraction, he didn't allow us to focus on what mattered...winning is what matters and if I had to break the kid's heart, a bit of my own...so be it, he had to go. Better luck next time if he gets a next time.
end confessional
Chris McLean: I think that says it all…you all can head back to camp, I'll catch up with you at the next challenge.
~The Paradigm Tribe grabs their torches and exits the tribal council area~
Richard Spencer: Tough vote.
Calvin Veil: For the best.
Whis: Yeah...I guess.
Samurai Jack: I suppose...what are we going to do without him.
Phillip DeFranco: I'm going to miss the sound of that punk kid dropping himself with Shooting Stars.
The five men laugh at this as Lola is actually elated to be rid of Manny.
NEXT TIME ON Cartoon Crossover SURVIVOR: Abu offers Sam a startling proposal. Keem declares that the Paradigm Tribe will never again hold little, wooden Daniel Coyote. Katz tries to figure out a way to pull Tennyson away from the lake. Ali searches for a new pet pal. Frieza feels a sense of relief perhaps receiving a supernatural vibe that he's the only masked contestant left. Samurai Jack has feral nightmares depicting him and Manny Riveria hanging out after the game. Leafy makes a near pair of shorts…their special feature – they can be torn off. Spencer tries not to lose his temper but the run of defeats are hard to take. DeFranco contemplates making a special order. Lola is finally FREE of Manny Riveria. Angel Whis makes notes to recommend a skilled therapist to Manny Riveria once he returns home.
~We cut to the booth where the person voted off gives a final statement. Nobody is there. Manny Riveria is unavailable…likely missing at the time. So, we fade to black~
