The typical Tribal Council music begins to play. The Savadigm Members enter into the tribal council area. Richard Spencer leads the way, proudly, sporting his Immunity Necklace. They take a seat. Chris is rubbing his forehead, consumed by stress. Spencer jokes around with everyone about how he killed the challenge. Chris clears his throat~
Chris McLean: Excuse me…I've got…well…I've got some tough news to deliver.
~Everyone quiets down…Richard being the last to do so…but the permanent smile is still stretched across his face. The man is feeling good about life~
Chris McLean: Due to some…abnormalities…with the challenge earlier today I'm afraid I'm going to have to take back that necklace.
~Richard's smile disappears~
Chris McLean: And we will…we'll have to do another, impromptu challenge right here to declare a true winner.
~Richard frowns~
Chris McLean (to Richard Spencer): Richard…if…if you'll be so kind as to.
Richard Spencer (to Chris): Whoa whoa…wait a minute here. What are you saying?
~The rest of the tribemates lower their heads as if they were adopting a protective stance against an impending explosion~
Chris McLean: I'm saying…what I'm trying to say…what I'm attempting to get across is…is…
~Spencer leans forward, staring a hole through Chris. Chris is suddenly pouring sweat~
Chris McLean (to Richard Spencer): I need that necklace back. You no longer have immunity.
~Spencer laughs. He looks around…nobody is laughing with him. He laughs louder and louder…he slaps his knee and shakes his head…his face is turning red~
Richard Spencer (to Chris): I knew it…I knew this would happen…I FUCKING KNEW IT!
Chris McLean (to Richard Spencer): Richard, please, don't make this any harder than it has to be…I don't like this anymore than you do.
Richard Spencer (to Chris): Bullshit…you're trying to fuck me. You're trying to screw me over because…guess what…I'm not SUPPOSED to win this game.
Chris McLean (to Richard Spencer): Richard, calm down…we have evidence that suggests this challenge was tampered with. I know it's not what you want to hear but it's our job to maintain the integrity of this game.
Richard Spencer (to Chris): Is this because Whis didn't win…huh? Is that it? It's rigged for him to win, isn't it?
Chris McLean (to Richard Spencer): That has nothing to do with it.
Richard Spencer (to Chris): And now I'm being punished. How about Samurai Jack? Huh? Good ole Samurai Jack…why is HE getting a pass through all of this…through laying around during challenges, huh? Is it because of who he is?
Chris McLean (to Richard Spencer): Richard, you're way off base…just give me that necklace.
Richard Spencer (to Chris): And Phillip and Frieza…why don't THEY get punished for shit…why am I the only one?
Chris McLean (to Richard Spencer): Richard, relax…calm down.
Richard Spencer (to Chris): And Sam…good, old Sam…I guess I should suck a little dick around here to get ahead, is that right?
Chris McLean (to Richard Spencer): Please, Richard, there's no need to get personal.
~The rest of his tribemates shake their heads as they watch the proud, Alt-Right Icon self-destruct~
Richard Spencer (to Chris): No need to get personal? Man, I've been out here for two months working my ass off…I'm doing everything I can to win this game and now you're telling me that I'm going to get fucked over…for what…for what, exactly?
Chris McLean (to Richard Spencer): The challenge was compromised, I've already told you. I'm not allowed to go into any further detail.
Richard Spencer (to Chris): FUCK this SHIT. Fuck it
Chris McLean (to Richard Spencer): Alright, fine…so can I have.
Richard Spencer (to Chris): Come over here and get it, pussy.
~Chris looks around, nervously~
Richard Spencer (to Chris): C'mon Chris…you wanna sit here and fuck me over…then come and take my damn necklace…the necklace I won…OUTRIGHT!
~Chris stands. The look on a few of the member's face says "Don't Do It". We notice the jury hasn't arrived yet…we can only guess they are being held back for a POST CHALLENGE vote. Chris reaches forward…Spencer remains still~
Chris McLean (to Richard Spencer): If you touch me…
Richard Spencer (to Chris): Fuck you.
~Chris reaches for the necklace…as he does, Spencer drills him in the side of the head with a right fist! Chris falls backward. Spencer leaps to his feet and jumps on top of Chris with lefts and rights flying into his face. Chris yells and screams for help…he's no match for the Alt-Right Icon. The rest of the Savadigm members rush forward…they pull Spencer off of Chris. He's yelling and screaming, trying to break free~
Richard Spencer: LET GO OF ME! THIS IS BULLSHIT!
~Samurai Jack yanks the necklace from around his neck. The rest of the members shove him down the bridge, away from Chris. He stands there, breathing heavily…staring back up at the platform. The rest of the tribemates look down at him, some disappointed…some angry…others sad~
Richard Spencer: FUCK YOU ALL. I DON'T NEED A SINGLE FUCKIN ONE OF YOU AND FUCK THIS GAME!
~Spencer turns around and storms off. Whis and Frieza tend to Chris. His face is red and scratched…his nose and mouth are bleeding. But he looks like he'll live. He motions for Whis and Frieza to sit with their team~
Chris McLean: Well that sucked.
~The comment lightens the mood a bit…but everyone is still upset by the recent incident~
Chris McLean: I guess there's no need for a vote tonight. Sadly, Spencer has decided to eliminate himself from the game. You all can head back to camp. I'll see you at the next challenge.
~The remaining members stand and exit. Chris is instantly treated to by medical staff~
NEXT TIME ON Cartoon Crossover SURVIVOR: The Savadigm Tribe attempts to regroup after the nastiest tribal council yet. Only five contestants remain…only three challenges are left…DeFranco's idol is only alive for two more votes. Can they stop the Whis immunity train? Will DeFranco play his idol? Discover the answers to these questions and more next week on Survivor!
~There are no comments from Spencer. Only a message written in Chris's blood on the lens~
WEAK ASS RULING
~We fade to black~
