A?N: Sorry for the long wait, but college has been keeping me busy. Btw, here's the chapter. Hope you enjoy!


Films:

When Jay and Marcus are working out with their offensive squad at the Tampa Bay facilities, the musical tune of "It's My Birthday" by will. and Cody Wise started playing.

During their workout, the offensive skill players and Edward Brady had to do 12 rounds of hurdles, 8 100-yard dashes, and 4 40-yard sprints.

With the offseason going on, the Tampa Bay became confident that they'll win a Super Bowl with Jay Sharma at their disposal.

After their workout, Edward Brady decided to talk about the song.

"Is it just me or is the song catchy?" Edward asked.

"It's certainly catchy. I think Jay likes it too," Marcus said.

"I do. But, it's a sampling of an Indian song," Jay revealed.

Marcus was surprised.

"What song? It better not be one of those Bollywood songs. Let me tell you, they don't credit us and all that shit," Gunnar said.

"It's not a Bollywood song. It's from South India. You remember A.R. Rehman?" Jay hinted.

"The composer for Slumdog Millionaire?" Aaron clarified.

"Exactly. It's a song called, "Oorvasi Oorvasi" from the movie Kadhalan. That song came out about 40 years ago. And it's still a hit with the Indian youth. So, it's a massively popular classic," Jay revealed.

Everyone on the team is relieved.

"Whew. Thank god that wasn't a Bollywood song," Mike said.

"Why do you dislike Bollywood?" Jay asked.

"Bro, the South have a lot of talent and strong actors. Even with second-generation actors, they still try to not to practice groupsim," Clay said.

"I'll take your word for it," Jay said. "Speaking of which, my twin brother Jeff just signed a contract to star in a film for the 13 Reasons for Vengeance series."

"Holy shit! Are you serious?" Gunnar asked. "What's the name of the movie?"

Jay was surprised that Gunnar was a fan of Jeff as an actor.

"I can't say, but he's starring with Astrid and Samantha. He even asked me to star in the movie," Jay said.

"Holy shit! Dude, don't just skip out on the opportunity! Act in the film!" Clay explained.

Jay gave Clay a smirk.

"You do know that you're named after one of the main characters, right?" Jay quipped.

"Shut up, man. I'm nothing like Clay Jensen! Remember that!" Clay scoffed with an annoyed reaction.

While Jay and his Tampa teammates were discussing about the film offer that he got, Schrute and Jason were having lunch in the breakroom at their workplace.

"I'm telling you, my dad made this parody of spy films which looked bad but was fun to watch," Jason said.

"Let me guess, Threat Level Midnight? Your dad was Michael Scarn and my dad was the butler, Samuel L. Chang," Schrute clarified.

"Yup. And I was thinking about producing the movie by tweaking the script to exactly resemble what my dad tried to convey through his film. The script was kind of funky, but I think I can adjust it to make it look like an actual spy action drama film," Jason suggested.

"You mean like an actual spy film?" Schrute clarified.

"Exactly. And I was wondering who would act in that film," Jason said.

"What about Noah Simmons, Astrid Levinson, Jeff Sharma, Samantha Evans, Aryan Karthik, and Addison Michaels?" Schrute suggested without much thought.

"What? Noah Simmons? That's stupid. Hate to say it, but he doesn't have the physical dexterity or emotional skills to portray the character Michael Scarn. My preference is mostly Randall Vickers. He's way better at acting than Noah," Jason explained.

"What do you know about casting?" Schrute demanded.

"My buddy Jeff taught me what he knew in the art of filmmaking. He even went to film school at Lee Strasberg," Jason said.

"Just because he went to Lee Strasberg doesn't mean that he's an expert," Schrute quipped.

Jason was starting to get frustrated. Trying to be open-minded, Jason decides to hear him out.

"Who do you really have in mind?" Jason asked.

"It's got to be Kevin Charles, Jacob Scharmen, Samantha Evans, Jeff Sharma, Ishika Akhare, and Scarlett Ortega." Schrute said after thinking about his casting options much more thoughtfully.

"Sounds like a good mix," Jason said after seeing it through Schrute's perspective.

"How much is the film production and marketing going to cost?" Jason asked.

"Probably about $90 million. Could be $80 million if we pull together a strong script," Schrute claimed. "But films like Snowden have made movies with a budget of $40 million."

"I think you're right. How much do you have from your contract money from Philadelphia and 49ers?" Jason asked.

"Probably about $20 million. I'm willing to pool in $5 million, nothing more than that," Schrute said. "What about you? I say you must have a few million on your fine ass."

"I do. But if you're counting my actual net worth from my endorsements and contract money, it's about $500 million. I'm putting in about $30 million into the film, ok?" Jason said.

"Um, ok," an astonished Schrute said.

"So we have $35 million. We can do this man. We just need to tweak the script of my dad's movie," Jason said.

"But how do we tweak the script? We don't even have the original script to start off," Schrute said.

After a bit of thought, Jason has found the answer.

"Dude, my dad wrote Threat Level Midnight. He has the rights to the script. So buying it off isn't a concern," Jason coolly said.

"You really think that he's going to give you permission to use the script?" Schrute questioned with doubt.

"No doubt, man. It's a private film my dad made," Jason said. "Besides, he trusts me."

While Jason made a call to Michael Scott, Halpert was watching game footage featuring Hidetoshi Hyama, a QB from Stanford who signed up for the draft.

After watching the game footage, Halpert came to the conclusion that Hidetoshi is a dual-threat QB with versatile skills.

Ever since Halpert has become a Super Bowl champion, he's been up to date with reading quarterbacks to improve his football IQ in the passing game.

With reading many quarterbacks, Halpert was very confident. But the only QB he had a hard time reading was Schrute. Knowing that he'll have to face Schrute and Jason next season, Halpert tried to keep his focus on studying films.

Feeling tired, Halpert decided to take a break from watching game footage. Noting that Emily won't be back from practice till 4 pm, Halpert decided to leave early. Listening to a Thousand Years by Christina Perri, Halpert started to feel a little romantic. Wondering if Emily would be interested in having a baby, he decides to talk about it with her. Learning that she wants to be a 3-Time WNBA champion, Halpert decides to have this conversation with her after the season is over.

While Halpert left for his car, he thought of what film to watch.

While Jason worked on a rough draft on the movie script of Threat Level Midnight, he decided to rename it Quantum Threat.

Changing the title, he read through the entire script of Threat Level Midnight. While reading the first few minutes of the movie, he started laughing uncontrollably. Laughing at how it's a bad film that people have fun watching, he appreciated his father's attempts.

Knowing that the script needs a huge turnaround, Jason started to change the plot of the movie into a serious spy action thriller rather than a comedy. While keeping the characters Michael Scarn, Goldenface, Jasmine Windsong, President Jackson, and Samuel L. Chang, he removed characters like Billy the Bartender, Cherokee Jack, Catherine Zeta-Scarn, and the narrator.

In his HR desk, he changed the overall script to make it look more presentable. He omitted the scenes involving ice hockey, the hospital scene, and the Scarn dance to make the script more serious.

While he added serious scenes and a romantic storyline between Michael Scarn and Jasmine Windsong, he smiled at the product of the work. After spending 3 hours of the workday working on the draft of the script, he was surprised that no work from Corporate has piled in for him during that time. Delighted, he decided to keep the drafted script a secret from his father.

When the clock ticked 4:55 pm, he decided to look head out in a few minutes, only to see people have disappeared.

Wondering what's going on, he's surprised to see people watching the Office documentary. Wanting to get himself into the action, he finds and empty chair among the audience and sits down.

Looking at the documentary, he was watching Pam and Jim embracing in the hospital wearing red shirts. Wondering what's the news, Jason quickly caught on what was happening. He realized that it was the episode of "Company Picnic."

After the episode was over, Frederick turned off the TV and decided to quiz his office members on the content of the show.

"Ok, so how did Michael and Holly break the news of the Buffalo Branch closing?" Frederick quizzed.

"Through a comedy skit parodying Who Wants to Be a Millionaire," Jason confidently answered.

Frederick was surprised at how Jason answered the question, since he wasn't there to watch the episode. Trying to find out if he's knowledgeable of the documentary, he decides to quiz him again.

"How many women did Michael have a relationship with and who did he end up marrying?" Frederick.

"He ended up dating five women and he ended up dating the women who had a strong sense of humor like Michael did," Jason said while avoiding spoilers.

"Hmm. Ok. Who said, "Did I Stutter?" Frederick questioned.

"Stanley Hudson, aka The Pretzel Man," Jason answered.

"What did Jan get to impress Michael?" Frederick questioned.

"Breast augmentations," Jason answered.

"Who copied Pam and Roy's wedding details?" Frederick questions.

"Phyllis and Bob Vance," Jason answered.

"After Karen and Jim broke up, where did she go and start crying?" Frederick questioned.

"To a public fountain," Jason answered.

"Oh my god!" Frederick said in shock. "Did you watch the documentary?"

"Not only did I watch, but my parents were in that documentary. I'm the father of the "That's what She Said" guy!" Jason said before leaving the conference room.

A dumfounded Frederick stood in shock while the employees left as their workday was over.

While Jason headed to his car, he was met up by Schrute and an accounting Australian employee named Emmanuel Howard.

"Wait a minute. You're Michael Scott's son? Unbelievable!" Emmanuel said in a thick Aussie accent.

"Yeah. And to remind you, he's not an idiotic buffoon anymore. He's sane. All I had to do was set him straight. That's what doing with Frederick right now. Have you guys seen him do anything dangerous, harmful, offensive, or unproductive?" Jason said.

"Now that you mention it, he told us that if we do really well with sales and costs, then we would have these office perks like movie Friday, playing soccer in the parking lot and all that for 30 minutes before the end of the day. Plus, he's not the type of guy that annoys you anymore. I'm impressed that's all you. And he told that he'll be there for us, if we're in a serious situation," Emmanuel said.

"Yeah, I get that. And, you guys want to know who Michael ends up with in the end, right?" Jason said.

Emmanuel nodded.

"For that, you have to earn my trust. I'm not asking you to be my friend. I'm asking you to be a trustworthy person," Jason said before leaving with Schrute.

When Schrute and Jason drove off, they started to blare heavy metal music on their speakers.

While Schrute and Jason drove off, Halpert came back to his condo in Los Angeles. Wondering where Emily is, since practice was over, he decides to look around for her. What he saw in the bedroom was unexpected.

When Halpert opened the bedroom door, Emily was behind him, wearing a blue satin bikini and sporting a messy blonde ponytail. Trying to catch him by surprise, she decided to immediately close the door. When Halpert heard the door close, he was surprised to see a sexy Emily Scott. With Emily seductively walking towards him, she comes toward his ear and whispers what her friend Miranda told her.

Instantly aroused after that, Halpert locks the door and strips off his clothes, and the rest of the evening happened in a blur.

After having sex, Emily and Halpert start reeling from the effects of sex.

"Baby, I don't know why you went all Angelina Jolie on me, but something's on your mind. What is it?" Halpert asked.

"I want kids. I know I'm saying I want kids because we both are successful right now in our careers. I feel that if we don't have kids, we won't exactly be together," Emily said.

"So you're saying that you want to have kids. So this was a little practice session?" Halpert said.

Emily nodded.

"Wow. I knew I wasn't gonna say this, but I was actually thinking about having kids, too. I just wanted to wait, till you win this season's championship. So, can we atleast try to hold off on the sex for sometime? I want you to achieve your dreams. And I feel that a kid might get in the way of that, for the time being," Halpert said.

Realizing that Halpert wants her to pursue her dreams, Emily agrees. She thought she was lucky to marry a person who loves her and who she loves. But she realized that a true lover never lets someone compromise or sacrifice their dreams.

"So you want a cuddling session instead?" Emily asked.

Halpert nodded and Emily had her head lying on Halpert's chest. Sleeping for the rest of the night, they have each other in their embrace.

While Jay finished practice for the night, he went back home, only to see an angry Astrid holding two crying babies. Realizing that he was late, Jay felt a little scared.

"Sorry, babe. Traffic was nuts. And I'll take the kids for night. How long have they been crying?" Jay said when Astrid handed him their kids.

"For 12 minutes. And I hate to say this, but I'm disappointed in you," Astrid said.

"For the first time, I was late. And I learned from that," Jay said.

"Look, I know you're getting the team to trust you. I really do. But you also have to think about your family too," Astrid said. ""You were supposed to come at 7:45 pm. It's 7:58 right now."

"I told you I was busy in traffic. Don't you believe me?" Jay said.

"I do. But it takes about 30 minutes to come home from the Bucs facility through the I-75. Right?" Astrid said.

"I'm really sorry," Jay said while hugging Astrid.

"It's okay. Just don't make it a habit of being late," Astrid reminded.

"Sure. By the way, did you hear about something?" Jay said. "About Jeff offering me a role in the move?"

"Yeah, about that. I haven't told that you decided to take it up," Astrid said.

"Tell him now. Oh, one more thing. Jason sent me a script of his modified version of Threat Level Midnight. You know, Michael Scott's film?" Jay said.

"Wait, seriously? Damn. We'll read it tomorrow morning," Astrid said.

"You bet," Jay said.