WARNING: CRUDENESS MEANT FOR HUMOR.


I SMELL LIKE SHIT
I FART A LOT

-see me during lunch

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"Teach me your ways, master," mocked Bloodstar.

"Okay," said Mr. Cloudpuff boringly. Bloodstar rolled his eyes at Mr. Cloudpuff's monotone voice, but he listened carefully anyway. Although Mr. Cloudpuff sucked at understanding social situations (even though this guy was a teacher), he was smart and did know some interesting things.

"I'll teach you the ways of the sniper, the world war histories, and my nonexistent love life because I have nothing better to do and I am a lonely pedophile."

"Whatever," Bloodstar sighed, waving his hand in the air like a drama queen dramatically. "E=mc^2. So, tell me about how you became a troll."

Bloodstar was extremely disappointed that he had to learn even more things from Mr. Cloudpuff of all teachers. But he knew he had to. Mr. Cloudpuff was the only one in this school who knew about rare yet interesting things, such as how to carefully stalk someone or shoot someone's head off, and was stupid enough to teach a student this.

On the other hand, Mr. Cloudpuff welcomed the presence of another student, regardless of what it was they wanted to learn. He completely ignored the implications of teaching certain dangerous things, because he had no social skills and was unable to fully understand a person. To say that he was not suspicious at all was an understatement.

Mr. Cloudpuff sat down with a fart. Ppffttt. Bloodstar laughed. He had planted the whoopee cushion a few minutes before Mr. Cloudpuff walked into his classroom to meet Bloodstar.

The teacher received a mysterious note from Bloodstar for a confidential meeting. At first, the poor man was excited, as he was looking forward to have a clandestine affair with Bloodstar. Unfortunately, Bloodstar just wanted to know how to shoot ducks.

Man was Mr. Cloudpuff disappointed. But he would do anything he could get his slimy, grubby hands on the emo-ish, dangerously great Bloodstar. If he had to have a fart battle with Bloodstar, he would. Anything to make a connection with Bloodstar.

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