WARNING: CRUDENESS MEANT FOR HUMOR.


PEE PEE POO POO

Mr. Cloudpuff sighed happily as he read the note from Bloodstar. Obviously, Bloodstar wanted to meet in the school bathrooms before school so they can consummate their love affair. Mr. Cloudpuff skipped happily to the hidden bathroom behind the teacher's lounge, where most sketchy things happen.

Bloodstar was waiting for him there, but it was not for the disgusting ideas that Mr. Cloudpuff had assumed.

"Mr. Cloudpuff," Bloodstar drawled, holding two video game controllers while glaring at the socially inept teacher. "Teach me how to shoot."