"Hey!" someone yelled, handing her a cardboard sign that said BLOODSTAR WAS A MURDERER. "Join us in the protest against Bloodstar's funeral!"
Fernwillow scoffed. What was even happening, and how was this relevant to her story?
She suddenly had an idea. When no one was looking, she turned to the back of the sign and wrote 'BLOODSTAR WAS AWESOME.' Obviously, Fernwillow did not believe that and she cringed at the words, but you gotta do what you gotta do to piss lame social justice warriors off.
"Bloodstar is awesome!" Fernwillow cheered among the crowd of people who were against Bloodstar's funeral. She recognized some people that attended Warriors High. They were livid, faces red, cursing her over the prank.
Someone came forth with an ugly scowl and a maniacal light in their glare. Fernwillow side-eyed the lunatic strangely, as they were only wearing diapers and had a sign on their back that said 'KICK ME.'
"I am not tolerating this. Totally inappropriate. I have seen your every action at school, you know. You are clearly superior to me, and I disrespect you for it. Please stop being better than me at everything, because I am an inferior goat."
"Do I know you?" asked Fernwillow with a laugh. There were more screams of rage and bloodlust from the crowd, but she ignored it.
"I GO TO YOUR SCHOOL!" the crybaby shrieked in a shrill, girly voice before bursting into tears. "I CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!"
"Whatever, thank you for your support," Fernwillow said, turning away from the crybaby because they hurt her ears.
"THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT?! WHO DO YOU THINK I AM, SOME ROBOT?!" the lunatic exploded in major stupidity. "I SAID THAT IT WAS FUCKING INAPPROPRIATE, BITCH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH SOME PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES!"
"I'm flattered," Fernwillow replied sarcastically, moving away from the person before they peed their pants in anger. It was good that she did, because the nutcase in diapers apparently had a malfunctioning diaper paired with explosive diarrhea because they were so mad. Sprays of excrement flew into the crowd of people against Bloodstar's life, and Fernwillow was glad to be away from the repulsive smells and inferior people.
At least Bloodstar was smart, even though he was a traitor. But where was Bloodstar where she actually needed him? She roped him into her evil plans to have him as a bodyguard and use him as an alibi, if circumstances called for it.
Oh yeah, Fernwillow remembered sardonically, finally giving a shit about the situation. He's dead.
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