Guest: Could you do a Percy Jackson one of Hera and Jason bonding by having a farting contest?
A/N: Hey Guest! Sorry it took me a while, school was in the way, I hope you like it! I tried! đŸ˜¬
Hera wanted to scream of laughter.
A farting contest?
A farting contest….
He couldn't be serious, right?
Well it was a challenge by Jason Grace.
But she was the Queen of the Gods! She had to act properly! Set an example!
But then again, she wasn't exactly a good role model and besides, who said you couldn't have fun?
Hera groaned and glanced at the tall, blond hero in front of her and rubbed her eyes.
"It better be worth it." she mumbled
Jason grinned
"It will!"
Boys.
Hera sighed, this was going to be a nightmare.
Hera and Jason sat down by each other
"So, what do we do?" Hera asked awkwardly
"We-uh, we uh fart I guess?" Jason said awkwardly
"Why did you ask me for a farting contest?" she asked
Jason sighed
"Because I want to know you better, you're just represented as jealous and mean, but you have to be more than that, right?"
Hera's heart softened
"You know who taught Ares, Eris and Enyo how to fight?" she asked to him softly
"No."
"I did, Zeus was gone so I had to care for the other Olympians. I taught Apollo how to care for himself and archery. Athena about warfare, we'd share knowledge about it. Me and Artemis never got along, but I always let her give the girls who were in marriage age to choose her or me and I would respect their decision and protect them. I taught Athena how to fight better, we'd spar against each other. I taught her how to sow. I taught Eileithyia about childbirth. I taught each olympian something, I even taught Hermes about how to use trickery."
"I-" began Jason
"Of course you didn't know, no one bothers to ask me. But here's the thing Jason, never misjudge anyone, understand?" Hera asked him with the hopes that he'd keep his promise, not as the Son of Jupiter or Zeus, but as her son, the Son of Hera and Juno.
"I promise." Jason said "I swear."
Hera smiled
"Well shall we get started with the contest?"
Jason's jaw dropped
"I- really?! Are you up to it?!"
Hera nodded.
"Alright then…." Jason gulped, Hera wasn't a bad goddess, she was just misunderstood and Jason also made a mental note to give her a dress with a different peacock design on it.
Jason took a deep breath as they began their farting contest.
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