Author Notes: I noticed that in the original Bobobo-Bo Bo-bobo series, the Babababa and the origins of the Chrome Dome Empire weren't explored, so I'm doing this fanfic it to bring some closure to that part of the series.

Chapter 1: Let's Go to the Moon!


A tan, muscular man with dark shades with white frames, a red buttoned down shirt that exposes his midriff, long black pants and brown shoes was riding on a tricycle with a girl with long black hair, black iris iris, short midriff exposing shirt, blue pants and black shoes.

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo- Fist of Nosehair Specialist.

Yuki- Normal, Bland, Average Girl with No Unique Qualities

"Weren't we riding a motorcycle and what's with that kind of caption for my name?!," she said nervously.

"We're finally here at the Great Pepper Empire Base!," Bobobo shouted loudly as they stopped.

They arrived at the ruins of an ornate building with several pepper plant beings' remains scattered across the ground.

In the center was a lean built man with short yellow hair and orange iris eyes. He wore black pants, a red shirt with "Wiggin Grup" on the back of it, and constantly wore a pink/white striped scarf.

Hatenko- Fist of Key Specialist.

"Ohmygoditburns! Ineedsomewater! Ineedsomewater! Ineedsomeswater!," shouted a round yet spiked orange creature with thin, white limbs, gloved hands, blue boots, yellow eyebrows and white blue iris eyes rolled around on the ground while breathing fire.

Don Patch- The Glamorous Main Character of the Series Perfectly Flawless in Every Way.

Bobobo then spontaneously punched Don Patch and rewrote the creature's title to be Don Patch- Wiggin Gang Leader, while yelling-

"Knock it off!"

Don Patch was sent into a pile of rubble.

"You took care of the Great Pepper Empire?!," Bobobo shouted.

"They were Peppers. We ate them.," Hatenko said nonchalantly as Bobobo nodded in agreement.

"Make sense.," Bobobo remarked.

"What does?! Who are these guys?!," Yuki asked shyly.

"Meh, some guys I worked with. Kinda weird.," Bobobo said as he picked his nose.

Don Patch then punched him back and the two stared down at each others.

Bobobo generates a man wearing a scuba suit made of gold with his arms spread open.

"Oh. You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me? Even though your aunt three times removed Gon, told you the secret of my Guy, the Planet, like a college roommate giving you the three sizes of the girls in the girls' locker.," Bobobo declared.

"I can't beat you up without getting closer.," Don Patch now wearing a large hat with a giant green man with a mohawk being him.

"What's going on?!," Yuki asked in bewilderment with a confused expression on her face.

"Bobobo! We need to go to space to take care of Bababa-ba Ba-bababa.," Hatenko said as Bobobo and Don Patch went back to normal.

Bobobo then said with a serious expression on his face-

"We need to get the old gang back together."

He had turned himself into a model runway.

"What's going on?!," Yuki asked.

The curtains opened as a orange iris eyed sentient blue human-shaped mass of tokoroten walked down the runaway as a crowd of tofu headed people jeered him as they inexplicably appeared out of nowhere.

Jelly Jiggler- Fist of Wobble-Wobble Specialist/Former A-Block Commander.

Then a lean-built man wearing a yellow and black jacket with an ice cream logo on the back, blue jeans, and brown shoes. His head resembled soft serve ice cream with a serious looking face. Several cameras flashed as he passed along.

Soften- Fist of Babylon Specialist.

Following this, was a completely white, super deformed creature with a pointy head with a ball attached to his head with wide, black iris eyes and a smiling expression. He was being pulled on a round white dish by a group of chihuahuas.

Dengakuman- Former Z-Block Commander.

A torpedo with human legs/arms with a womanly face with black iris eyes and lipstick rushed through the runway before launching a rocket launcher onto it. leaving the remaining folks on the ground-

Torpedo Girl- Joker Killer/Former Member of the Big 4.

A dopey looking yellow slice of pickled daikon, a giant sheet with muscular arms, legs, and a thin strand of hair similar to the depiction of Chinese martial artists with thick eyebrows and a goatee, and a small Koala.

Pickles, Service Man, and Gaoh.

"Where's Beauty and Gasser-," asked Don Patch.

"They had enough weirdness for now. So they didn't come.," said Soften.

"I see...," Bobobo said with some lamenting.

"Let's head up to the moon.," Bobobo declared as two nose-hairs spread upwards towards the moon forming into a large bridge.

"His nose-hairs went upwards!," Yuki noted with shock.

With that, the group raced up the nosehair road to the moon.


Moon Base

An ornate white base glimmered against the light of the sun. Covered by a transparent dome, it stretched for miles on end.

Within the top floor, was an ornate throne room where an obscured figure save on a chair as he looked on and saw on the monitor, Bobobo and the others arriving to the moon base.

Next to him, a blue furred, diminutive, hirsute being, his visible form composed entirely of floor-length hair, often accompanied by a bowler hat and sunglasses stood on the right side of him.

"Bobobo's here. Guess, we gotta leave it up to the Hair Lords.," he said in a laidback tone of voice as he pressed a button.


Next Chapter: Bobo-Universe