Author Notes: I felt that Pickles always had the mishap of being the joke left behind and making a fusion for him and Bobobo was my way of acknowledging the worth of the character.

Chapter 3: BoboPick


Pretty Nice Guy Joe broke of the icy prison, but then was tapped from behind by Black Bobobo.

"Super Fist of Black Nose Hair- Nosehair Alley!," Black Bobobo declared as his nosehairs spread out to attack Pretty Nice Guy Joe with countless whips.

"Super Fists of Nose-hair- Jump Skip Rope Alley.," Don Patch declared as he whacked the pretty boy with jumprope shoved in his nose.

Pretty Nice Guy Joe spat out blood as he fell to the ground.

Can we even trust them? They were our enemies just recently. Can we really trust them?, thought Soften before he was attacked by Down on His Luck Joe.

"Super Fists of Babylon! Shiva's Wrathful Excursion!," he declared as he summoned a giant Hindu-esque god as he whacked the bum around with ease, knocking him several feet away.

"Super Fist of Dengakuman: Giant Dog Transformation!," the little white being declared as he turned into a chihuahua...that was the size of an average sized dog. He then glared at Jackass Joe and began chasing after him.

"C'mon big guy! I have a sword!," Don Patch said as he pulled out his green onion with a confident smirk. He then stopped smiling the minute he saw the caveman pull out a gigantic wooden club covered in spikes.

He was then beaten up several times with the club and tossed into the horizon.

"Hey! Don't ignore me! Take the labors of my training! Mega Fist of the Wobble Wobble- Eight Orochi Beam!," Jelly Jiggler declared as he summoned his eight Orochi heads and fired at Old Joe, forcing him to skid several feet in order to block the eight purple blasts with his elongating beard.

"Heh, It worked out well...," Jelly Jiggler declared before noticing everyone was ignoring him.

He was then hit from behind by Old Joe's beard and a callous Don Patch plastered a note saying lose on the fallen gelatin.

Bobobo then looked at Bigfoot Joe and began to sweat nervously as his hidden eyes darted around.

"What can I fuse with? Eeny Meeny Miny Moe Catch a Tiger by the Toe! If he Hollers! HE DOESN'T LEAVE BECAUSE I SAY SO! Eeny Meeny Miny Mo!," Bobobo said he spun around at a rapid pace before stopping at Pickles.

Bobobo gave a look of utter disappointment.

Pickles' eyes watered as he thought of his past...


Pickles' Past

"You're not allowed to come.," said Pickles' father as he and Pickles' mother left him to die on the ground as they took the other six infants away. The baby was traumatized and shocked.

Several years later, when he managed to get into preschool...

"You can't play with us.," said a child to the little Pickles, shocking and traumatizing the little Pickle.

"You're not allowed to come.," said the girl that would've been his prom date as he was left on the street as she ran off with a green pickle. He continued to look in stunned silence.

"You can't work here.," said a shop clerk as he closed the door on the shocked Pickles.

Pickles wandered into a bar where he met a blonde afro man...


Present

Bobobo swallowed Pickles, initiating a transformation in shimmering light, blinding the entire area.

"Bobobo's doing another fusion?! What could it be?!," Don Patch asked as he donned a pink Beauty wig.

The form dimmed to reveal a small, silver haired youth with blue eyes. He wore a black sleeveless shirt with a set of rounded yellow shoulder guards, white baggy pants and rounded black shoes.

"He's so peppy!," Don Patch said in exasperation.

"I'm BoboPick. I last for 4 minutes. Nice to meet ya.," said the youth in an enthusiastic tone of voice.

Don Patch gave a dull look of disappointment as did Jelly Jiggler, Dengakuman, and Gaoh.

"Why are you acting like this?," asked Yuki.

"Cause it's Pickles.," Don Patch said as he picked his nose.

"Yeah, he's not supposed to be here.," Jelly Jiggler said as he lounged around and read the newspaper.

"We couldn't shake him off this time around.," said Dengakuman as he did crunches.

Bigfoot Joe raised his foot to squash BoboPick, thrusting it downwards before he was stopped by something.

"Fist of Hair- Hair Shield.," said BoboPick as he generated a square shaped shield from the back of his hands.

Bigfoot Joe was then forced away and pushed into a building, collapsing into it.

"Oh the big fella fell down.," said BoboPick with a sigh.

Don Patch then walked to BoboPick and pulled out a rolled newspaper.

"Hey you! You're supposed to do something weird and nonsensical! Not actually use your hair so recklessly!," Don Patch said before BoboPick proceeded to touch the orange fellow's forehead.

"Fist of Hair- Shonen Upgrade.," said the silver haired youth as Don Patch turned yellow and his eyes much more stern.

"I'm now Super Patch.," said the now more serious Patch.

Torpedo Girl grinned as she held an escaping Dengakuman and Jelly Jiggler from escaping.

"Finally, you're going to act more serious! Show your stuff!," she said enthusiastically.

BoboPick then touched her, Dengakuman and Jelly Jiggler.

"Why was I chosen as well?! I'm so serious!," she complained.

"I feel power welling up inside of me.," said Jelly.

"Me too.," said Dengakuman.

The three illuminated with glowing light before dimming down.

In Torpedo Girl's place, was a tall red-iris eyed man with noticeably long white hair and eyebrows with pointy ears and long chin. He wore a short black jacket that reveals his chest, pink straps on his lower arms/legs, black shows and white pants.

OVER- Chrome Dome Empire Big 4.

Dengakuman was now completely red with blue irises and Jelly Jiggler was entirely silver.

"We're now Super Dengakuman and Super Jelly Jiggler.," said the duo doing serious poses.

OVER groaned as he saw the sight as Super Patch joined them.

He then saw Pretty Nice Guy Joe get to his feet and grinned as he snipped his scissors.

"Why are you here?," asked the handsome man.

"Fist of Bloody Murder: Apple!," OVER said as he spun his scissors to unleash a centrifugal wave, which hit the pretty boy dead center in the center, causing him to faint on the ground once again.

"What's going on?!," Yuki asked Hatenko was donning a Don Patch cosplay for some reason.

"Torpedo Girl shares her existence with a man named OVER. OVER will turn into Torpedo Girl if he's angered six times. And Torpedo Girl will revert if she runs out of anger energy. Though it must be the power of this seriousness. The boss is so cool now. So cool! So cool!," Hatenko explained before degrading into ranting.

"I see. Is he gonna be an enemy?," asked Yuki.

"Nah, better to watch the insanity play out.," said Gaoh as he sipped on soda and lounged on an armchair before BoboPick touched his forehead, changing the koala into a giant koala that joined OVER in pummeling Pretty Nice Guy Joe.

"You've angered me! You will now see my true form!," said the handsome man as he glowed brightly.

His form dimmed down as he revealed himself to be a sentient large eyeball with eyelashes on the top of his eye, thin arms/legs, white gloves and green shoes.

"I am actually Matsuge! All of these guys are actually taking on guises and not showing their true forms and powers! You're all doomed!," said the eyeball.

"So that's the case! Then I will show you the meaning of hair as it's meant to be used.," said BoboPick in a slightly sinister tone.


Next Chapter: The Cutely Psychotic Fusion