Author Notes: Bobobo makes short work of the first wave of enemies before dealing the penultimate boss and then Bababa. However, the story isn't over yet as things will be revealed by the end.

Chapter 4: The Cutely Psychotic Fusion


Yuki looked on as BoboPick picked his nose.

I wonder what he's going to do?, she thought.

"Super Fist of Eyelashes: Horizontal Cut-," said Matsuge before noticing that BoboPick was now holding a several kilometer wide drill made of Nosehair in his right hand.

"Super Fist of Nosehair: Nosehair Drill.," said the boy in a dissonant cute voice as as the silhouette of the buildings showed him visibly piercing through the figure.

"He now knows the meaning of hair in the heavens.," said the fusion as he turned to Yuki.

A giant drill! He just killed him! He's looney!, thought Yuki with dreaded.

Down on Luck Joe then proceeded to remove his garb to reveal his true form of a pink mohawk punk in stereotypical delinquent attire.

"I'm actually Ushirogami! Don't be messin with me! Orra! Eh...?," he said before noticing Super Jelly Jiggler launch a barrage of jelly fists at him.

"Super Fist of the Wobble Wobble: Shivering Beating!," he declared as he pummeled the punk before the latter tried to summon his backhair to defend himself.

Super Dengakuman then launched at Caveman Joe, who unveiled his garb to reveal himself to be a gorilla.

"I'm Udenoke! Fist of Arm Hair: Rotating Hair Punch!," he declared as his arm hair rotated as it formed a centrifugal attack heading towards the red figure.

Super Dengakuman then proceeded to punch him in the gut, releasing a shockwave that sent the simian flying out of orbit.

"Come back after a thousand years before you want to defeat me.," said the small dog with a serous tone of voice.

Bigfoot Joe then glowed as Super Patch headed towards him. The form dimmed as he revealed himself to a dreadlocks haired youth in slacks, a white t-shirt and sandals.

"I'm Ashike. Fist of Foothair: Spiked Kick!," he declared as his foot hair protruded into spikes as he sent his right foot towards the yellow warrior.

However, Super Patch pummeled the youth, instantaneously winning the fight.

Jackass Joe then turned into an anthropologist butt with muscular arms and legs as OVER raced towards him.

"Oshiri Nokami's the name! hair out of my butt's is how I'll win the gam-," he said before he was unceremoniously skewered by the white haired warrior.

Old Joe then noticed that all of the others were defeated as BoboPick headed towards him specifically.

"You want to know the meaning of hair? You want to know!?" he said eerily as he pulled out a buzzsaw made of hair.

He's really violent! And cuckoo loco!, thought Yuki with fright.

Jati then noticed that Black Bobobo's afro had opened and Gaoh had entered inside it.

"I make use of my uselessness.," said the koala dramatically before the the top of the afro closed.

Black Bobobo then screamed as his form glowed.

The form dimmed as it revealed a muscular martial artist with short brown hair, yellow iris eyes and stern face. He wore oval shaped purple shoulder guards over a tanktop with the kanji for "Energetic" and black baggy pants wit rounded black shoes.

"I am Black GaBobo. Let's be super-ecstatic!," he loudly declared.

"The idiots are engaging in their stupidity. I'll watch from the sidelines.," she said as she drank a glass of lemonade.

"My true name is...Yoshi.," he said as he removed his attire to reveal...an identical outfit except a darker shade of indigo with a visible price tag with the kanji for 50% off on the top of the right sleeve.

Why is his name not matching the themes of the others?! And why does he have the price tag still on?! Wait! it's on a bargain sale?!, thought Yuki.

"They will engage in a super serious battle now. Their pride on the line. Their honor at stake.," Hatenko narrated as he looked on.

"What are you talking about? And you're now a basketball for some reason.," Softon noted as he noticed that Hatenko was now wearing a literal basketball costume.

Two fusions going at it. What will the outcome be?!, thought Yuki.

The atmosphere was tense for a few moments before Black Gabobo pointed at Yoshi's face.

"Hey look over there!," he declared as he pointed to the right as Yoshi turned to the right. Yoshi then collapsed on the ground in pain as the martial artist then grabbed him and shoved him down a basketball hoop.

"Score!," he shouted.

"What just happened?!," Yuki shouted in confusion.

"What a clever strategy of cunning and deception! Rock Paper Scissors!," Yoshi declared as he pulled out a scissor gesture on BoboPick.

"Oh a rock.," the youth said unenthusiastically as he summoned a meteor to smash into the elder.

"Now I will have to use my ace in the hole. Super Ultra Fist of Beard Hair: Mark Negative Strike.," he declared as his beard lunged at blinding speeds at the youth.

"Super Fist of Nosehair: Poke...," said BoboPick as he casually poked the beard, causing the old master to collapse on the ground.

"How did that do much damage?!," Yuki asked in shock.

"Now! Face the Super Ultra Fist of Nosehair:Nosehair Pandemonium!," he declared as he summoned nose-hairs with deranged and delirious faces as they repetitively hit Yoshi.

"That's so insane!," Yuki noted.

Yoshi then collapsed on the ground, but then Black Gabobo proceeded to grab him and place him on a bulls-eye mark on the floor as Super Patch, Super Jelly Jiggler, Super Dengakuman and Black Gabobo performed simultaneous lariats on him.

Yoshi then spat out blood as he collapsed on the floor with his right arm exposed with a mark on the right side.

The fusions and the Supers returned to their normal forms.

"That mark...are you Battleship's granddaddy?!," Bobobo demanded Yoshi.

"Yes, I am. We are apart of a clan that protected the Hair Kingdom from threats since its destruction and that of its heirs.," he answered candidly.

"What is Bababa's goal?," asked Hatenko.

"You'll have to ask him. He has the final member of the Commanders- Wooly Joe- Mayu- the Commander of the Blue Section at his side. You'll be hard-pressed to get an answer out of him.," said Yoshi before he fainted.

"Well, that's shorter than the fights we usually do. Let's get those bozos right away in that big building and split once we're done. I got a date with Yaya tonight.," said Don Patch before noticing OVER with a battered Jelly Jiggler over his shoulder.

After a moment's pause with an irritated OVER, the narcissistic Don Patch then did a model pose.

"Jealous of me?," he asked.

This prompted the white haired warrior to chase the frantic Don Patch as Bobobo went to Black Bobobo, Softon, Jati and Hatenko.

"What's going to happen now?," asked Yuki.

Bobobo then pounded his left fist against his hand as he yelled-

"We take care of Bababa once and for all! Serviceman should've gone ahead and soften him up for us!"

"We might not fully trust you, but getting rid of that guy fits our interests too.," said Jati.

"Since we have only one enemy left! Keep on your guard! Bababa's dangerous.," Hatenko said.

Softon nodded.

Gaoh, Pickles and Dengakuman went on ahead to the white central building and opened the front door.

They gasped as the rest of the group saw the sight.

Wooly Joe standing over a defeated Service Man, exposed as a speedo wearing guy with his sheet removed.

"You defeated Service man! I won't forgive you!," Bobobo declared.

The hairy figure then plucked his eyebrows and flung them at Bobobo.

The afro warrior then pulled out Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler to block the incoming attack. However, the eyebrows vanished and reappeared to strike Bobobo from behind.

Bobobo then collapsed to the ground.

"Bobobo!," Yuki declared.

"This guy's...something else!," Bobobo declared as the wooly figure stood menacingly.

Wooly Joe- Right hand man of Bababa and Commander of the Blue Section.


Next Chapter: The Menace of the Eyebrow Fist