Author Notes: Wooly Joe's design was based on an imagined spot on what Don Patch thought Bababa-Ba Ba-Bababa would be- a Cousin Itt like character. Ibojji was a big figure in Bobobo's early life and I thought it would mean a lot if they had a sorrowful battle on opposite sides.

Chapter 5: The Menace of the Eyebrow Fist


Wooly Joe without saying a word, sent several copies of eyebrows propelling towards Bobobo.

He then grabbed a lolipop licking Don Patch and a spontaneously appearing Pickles, putting them in front of him to block the attack.

He likes using others as shields? Is he a genuine hero?, thought Yuki with worry.

He then threw the two saps at Wooly Joe, whose eyebrows enlarged to form two rectangular shields to block the incoming attack.

Bobobo then grabbed his glasses and spun them around.

"Super Fist of the Glasses: Rotating Eyewear."

Wooly Joe swerved around the attack and summoned a boxing glove from its furred body to punch Bobobo into a nearby pillar.

Bobobo then noticed an unaware Jelly Jiggler and used him as a landing pad to launch himself at Wooly Joe.

Wooly Joe in response, spun its eyebrows around to fly over Bobobo as he propelled towards a lounging Gaoh.

After kicking, the koala, Bobobo's afro gained wings as he flew towards the furred being.

He then noticed eyebrows raining down. Softon used himself as a human shield to block her from the onslaught. Hatenko proceeded to shove his key into the floor as he opened a door so that he and Don Patch would hide underneath. Predictably, Bobobo used Jelly Jiggler as a shield while everyone else tried to avoid the barrage of eyebrows to varying degrees of success.

Bobobo then grimaced as he summoned nosehair to cover his body as his form glowed.

"It's gonna be orange juice boxes again I know it.," Don Patch said nonchalantly as he picked his nose.

The form dimmed as Bobobo was now wearing a jet black armor with the kanji for Nosehair on it. Don Patch then did a eye-popping jaw drop in response.

"You may have dodged my attacks up till now, but can you dodge this- the perfected Nosehair Armor?," the Nosehair warrior asked.

Bobobo then struggled to move in the heavy armor while panting heavily.

OVER then took the opportunity to thwack Bobobo into Wooly Joe and began licking his scissors menacingly as he savored what would come next.

"You scurrying little rat. Now I got you where I want you. Super Fist of Bloody Murder: Watermelon.," he said as he slashed three vertical strikes as Bobobo then used Wooly Joe as a shield.

The hair fell off as Wooly Joe's true form was revealed.

"It...It's...It's...a..."

An average looking man wit graying black hair, big eyebrows, a black shirt, a beige jacket, black armbands, white pants and brown shoes.

"A guy I don't recognize.," Bobobo admitted as he picked his nose.

"You kidding me?! I told you why all hair is alive! How could you forget me?!," asked the man.

"Mayu"- Iboji- Blue Section Commander/Right hand man of Bababa.

"Oh, you're that guy.," Bobobo said, unconvinced of the revelation as he lounged with Dengakuman.

"Bobobo, every hair follicle has feelings. And does not like to be teased. What I am doing with Lord Bababa is for a greater cause. Ultimate Super Fist of Eyebrows- Eyebrow Beam.," he declared as his eyebrows fired white laser beams.

Bobobo then summoned several King Nosehair, a large purple nosehair with a yellow moustache, sunglasses, the insignia of King on his forehead, two muscular arms and two legs that combined into a golden version that shot through the beams and punched Iboji.

"Mega Giga Ultra Super Fist of Nosehair: Nosehair Emperor!"

Iboji landed on the ground defeated as Bobobo looked down at him.

"Your hair was crying. Was this the reason? Because you were helping out Bababa and Bibibi take down the Hair Kingdom?," Bobobo asked.

"You don't understand...why Bababa is doing this...do you...?," Iboji said before he fainted.

After a moment's pause, Hatenko noticed the door in the center of the room.

"This is the elevator leading upstairs. To Bababa.," he said.

"I'm gonna take out Bababa, that's for sure.," Bobobo said.

The group then entered the elevator, leading up to the top floor.

Bobobo then walked out as he saw a jacuzzi...and the person that was likely Bababa was dozing off while aliens made off with his wallet. He was sharing it with a giant head of a business man, a pink slug-dinosaur creature and a hyper-realistic monkey.

"What's going on here?!" Bobobo shouted in exasperation at the confusing sight.

"I thought that was my role!," Yuki remarked.


Back on Earth

A boy with spiky white hair and golden iris eyes, wearing a black shirt with skull and cross bones; and a girl with blue iris eyes, a crop top shirt and short pink hair looked up at the sky.

Gasser and Beauty- Two former Rebels, Former Neo A-Block Commander.

With them were a girl with blonde hair, tied up in two large pigtails, wearing a red outfit with a bow and a boy with dark brown hair and black iris eyes, wearing a school uniform.

Pokomi and Yononaka Namero- Former Neo F-Block Leader and former Czar Heir.

"I thought I heard Bobobo acting out at the weirdness for once. Wherever he is.," Beauty remarked.

Yononaka suddenly fell to his knees as Pokomi went to his side in concern.

"What's wrong?," she asked.

"I feel something's gonna happen soon...The Czars will be back...," he said with dread.

"We just finished off him off a short while ago.," Gasser observed.

"The First and the Second...they will be back soon.," the brown hair boy said.


Next Chapter: Bababa-Ba Ba-Babababa