Author Notes: I made Bababa a weirder character than Bobobo to have him stand out more.

Chapter 6: Bababa-Ba Ba-Babababa


Moon Base

Bobobo, Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler, Dengakuman, Gaoh, Pickles and Hatenko stared in baffled confusion.

Suddenly, the tub exploded as the figure flopped face-first on the ground before sluggishly getting up.

This tall, muscular man had a chest-length black beard, rounded spectacles, and a large mohawk. He dressed in a nice business suit that was unbuttoned to reveal his hairy chest and black sneakers.

Bababa-Ba Ba-Babababa- Eldest of Five Hair Kingdom Children/Fist of Chesthair Master.

"What's with the getup Bababa? Trade in the purple nosehair suit for fancy, smancy duds. Doesn't matter, I'ma beat ya-," Don Patch said as he lunged at the mohawk man.

Suddenly, he was given a piece of beard by Bababa.

Don Patch stared in confusion at the gesture.

"Wait...No, this is wheat! Not sourdough! Oh no!," Don Patch cried as he fell to the ground in defeat.

"You monster!," Bobobo said as he summoned nosehair to wrap around his right arm, coiling it as the Bo-tector lunged at Bababa.

The mohawk man then gave Bobobo an ordinary stick.

"Uh...," Bobobobo said in bafflement.

Babababa then turned into a toy plane and slowly flew around the celling.

Everyone was confused.

"What's with this guy?," Don Patch asked.

"I'm feeling weird. Somebody needs to be the straight man.," Bobobo said as he turned around to Yuki had fainted and OVER was chasing Jelly Jiggler around while everyone else was blasé and uninterested.

Dang it, Yuki's too sane! And everyone else is a comic relief. We need a true straight man! He's beyond a Wiggin- He's a Spacin!," the blonde thought with dread.

"Beauty we need ya!," Bobobo yelled as he summoned a large nosehair from the moon as it headed towards the Earth through an opening in the celling.


Earth

Beauty stared in exasperated shock as a giant nosehair with a hand attached, grabbed her as everyone else looked with bugged out eyes and jaws dropped.


Moon Base

Suddenly, Beauty was pulled into the room.

She looked around to see Bobobo and the others were lazing about.

"Why was I in space? What's going on? Bobobo! Don Patch! Jelly Jiggler! Dengakuman! Soften! Hatenko!...OVER...the rest! What's going on!?," she demanded as she looked around to stop and see Bababa was doing ballet with a platypus and an echidna.

"WHAT THE HELL!?," she yelled.

"We're back in the groove! We can act as weird as we can to beat this guy!," Bobobo declared a he pulled out rolled up news paper as did Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler.

Bababa's thoughts then wandered to the past.


Bababa's Past

A young Bababa, wearing a red t-shirt and beige shorts, entered the room as a nosehair with a human face looked at him. He was next to a woman with long blond hair and blue eyes holding a baby in her arms.

Tuyoshi- Father of the Five Hair Children.

"Oh you're here, Bababa. Here's your little brother, Bobobo. I'm sure you'll get along.," said the hair.

"It's your little brother, Bababa!," said the mother.

Bybyby-By By-bybyby- Mother of the Five Hair Children.

Bababa was about to touch Bobboo before a young Bibibi came in to kick the baby out of her arms, only for the mother to grab the long maned child and dunk him into a basketball hoop that appeared out of nowhere.

Bababa rescued Bobobo and returned him to their mother.

He then turned to the window and looked at the sky.

"Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.," he said.


Present

Bababa then charged a yellow aura...before opening up the middle of his body to reveal a parade of platypuses and echidnas marching, playing calculators like harmonicas.

Everyone was baffled by this sight.

"I can't get a read on him.," Bobobo said as he fell to his knees.

"I'll get him with my Don Patch sword!," Don Patch said as he pulled out his green onion, before Bababa grabbed it and started to cook it.

"Wait, it was a green onion?!," Don Patch said in shock.

You finally know about it huh?, thought Beauty.

"Now I'll get my weapon!," Jelly Jiggler said as he pulled out his radish, only for Bababa to do the same, cooking it in the same pot that appeared out of nowhere.

"It was a radish?!," Jelly Jiggler said.

Yup., thought Beauty

OVER then glared at the jelly man as all of his orbs glowed, turning him back into Torpedo Girl.

"I can't stand this foolishness. Because I'm a Torpedo!," She said as she lunged at the mohawk warrior.

Hatenko then zoomed behind him, readying his key to lock him when he noticed in Bababa's mohawk...

A pair of grapes teaching a meerkat how to do geometry.

Hatenko stared in baffled confusion before he was hit by a pie.

"Whip cream...," Hatenko said before fainting.

Bababa then grabbed Torpedo Girl and tossed her into a trash bin.

She froze in utter bafflement of the situation.

"Hatenko no!," Don Patch said.

"Dengakuman Punch-," Dengakuman said before noticing the large fire hydrant Bibibi had become.

"Must do number One on-," Dengakuman said before being squirted by it.

"Babylon Super Fist: Gilgamesh.," Softon said as he summoned a large warrior with a massive sword.

Bababa summoned...a giant office worker with a brief case. Softon collapsed from the shock.

The two colossuses clashed...as the office worker won.

"Big Brother.," Beauty cried in dread.

"Damn he's strong. I need...Glasses Super Fist: Inverted World.," Bobobo declared as everything inverted on itself.

Bababa was now a sea cumber.

Bobobo stared in confusion.

"Bobobo Multiv-," Bobobo declared before being whacked by a rolled up newspaper.

"What's his deal?,' Bobobo said as he collapsed on the ground.

Everyone except Beauty on the ground.

Bobobo then thought-

He's strong!


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