yooooooo hows it going, sorry for taking so long but here we are again, sorry it took long to come up with this chapter I've been very busy with all this stuff
Chapter 2 a family like no other
*take dooooooown-SLAM!*
"shut up" I groaned out as I slammed my fist on top of my alarm clock before dragging my hand back over to my face rubbing my temples as last nights events played back in my mind.
"i am making an executive decision saying no more going out with Yang at night" I moaned before I slowly sat up and stretched
If you couldn't tell I was in my room located upstairs in a two story home my mother owns, my room was pretty average sized and was filled with what would be counted as boys things, posters of bands, games and other things, a small TV sat nearby on my drawers with a game system sitting nearby as well was a small stand holding cherry red epiphone SG with an amp sitting nearby, a desk near the window as it had my laptop and my drawing supplies, yeah that's right I like to draw.
Back in my old world I had a slight talent for drawing and well I kinda brought that talent over here.
Getting up from my bed I quietly walked over to my discarded shirt I had taken off and thrown casually and slipped it back on before grabbing and slipping on a pair of thin black framed glasses off my night stand.
After meeting Ruby me and Yang quickly decided tonight was an utter bust and drove back to my place, now that may bring up some suggestive things but I assure you I never let that girl anywhere near my room, no matter how much she enjoyed teasing that fact and even if it was in front of her sister.
*knock knock knock!*
"urgh who is it this time?" I groaned in annoyance as I knew fully well who it was
*knock knock knock!*
"yeah yeah yeah I'm coming I'm coming" I said opening my door as well look at who it is Yang!
"morning handsome" she said her teasing smile ever so present on her face while I rubbed my eyes
"yang, why do you always take the chance to sleep over at my place?" I questioned motioning to her being in my home in general
"because unlike our home you have someone that can actually cook pancakes and I'm not talking about your mom either" Yang said winking at me
Oh brother, rolling my eyes I just gestured for her to move and quietly made our way down stairs into the kitchen.
"morning Hamish!" I heard Ruby call out from the middle of the kitchen's dining table, her face kind stuffed with bacon and eggs while she gave me a small wave
"morning red" I said walking over and sitting down in front of a plate of bacon and eggs
"your mom said she had to go out early something about meeting with someone soooo we got the entire house to ourselves today, mmmmmmm I can think of a couple things we can do-"
"no twister/no twister" me and Ruby said at the time giving the blonde girl a blank look
"oh come on, you guys are no fun!" Yang whined as I face palmed
"yang the last we played twister you made me wear nothing but spats and a sports bra" Ruby stated blandly as I nodded, I mean I-you know what I'm not even going to finish that thought thank you very much.
"hey I was wearing it first and it was only fair if you did so too" Yang argued back while I shook my head
"thats no the point half way into the game your dad and my mum came back over to see all of us topple over with me on the bottom and the both of you on top, I nearly died of suffixation and your dads flaming fists of fury" I stated remembering that really did happen, 5 blocks, it took him 5 blocks for the man to finally calm down and stop chasing me.
The next 2 months were spent with Yang giving me teasing remarks, a blushing Ruby and over protective father watching me like a hawk in school, yeah didn't help he was a teacher in signal either and not any teacher but our hand to hand teacher.
Yeah I came home with some big bruises for a while.
"oh fine geez it wasn't that bad, your mom didn't seem to mind all that much" Yang said with her smirk back to its fullness
"no shit, mums been on my ass saying that I was such a sly dog and now I'm constantly finding a box of condoms on my bed, a box of chocolates and a note saying 'go get her son' and signed off with XOXO" I stated shaking my head as the thought of my mum wanting me to get laid is something I really don't need.
"ooooooh that's sweet dad just places a box of shotgun shells and a marker with a note saying 'insert boys name on slug' isn't that sweet?" Yang said as I for some reason cant find myself to not believing her, Tai's very serious when it came to his girls
"yeah he did the same thing for me but with 50 cal. Rounds instead" Ruby said as I stared at her blankly also believing this to be true
"our parents are fucking weird" I finally stated out loud as everyone at the table including me nodded to that statement
"so whats the plan for today then?" Yang asked as we tucked in and started to eat our individual meals
"i'm going to sit here and do nothing but play video games, maybe draw a little you know nothing active and conflict inducing" I stated blankly
"what oh come on that's boring" Yang said her tone telling me she wanted to do something to get the blood pumping
"i'm with Hamish here I just want to laze around and read comics, so I'm taking the next ferry back to patch" Ruby said her tone lighter and more optimistic
"oh come on sis that's boring, how about the 3 us just get together and-"
"denied/denied" me and Ruby said at the same time
"you know if I didn't know any better I'd think you two are brother and sister" Yang said pouting at us while I rolled my eyes
"yeah and if that was true then all those times you 'tried', and I'm saying tried ironically here, to get your sister involved in your very suggestive practices with me, honestly I've watched enough mistral anime and read enough manga that I can officially state that I'm not going to be playing your set up games, also rule 1 of any harem protags, don't fuck your sister" I said watching as Yang grin was wide as ever
"yeah but you two aren't even related soooooo-"
"underage/underage" me and Ruby said blankly watching as Yang flopped around with her teasing
"aha! But your turning 16 and that's in the next 10 months and by law your of age so that means its only a while before you feel the real urge that only us woman can feel when we hit that age" Yang said boasting as her grin was wide as ever.
"yang first off I'd like to state that just because I'm turning 16 doesnt mean I'm going to jump my friend here and second unlike you I don't need to get rid of the urge" Ruby replied as silence just plopped in
I-what-I just-THE FUCK!?
"um I uh should I be here for this conversation?" I asked Yang as she stared at her at her sister with mouth agape and her eyes wide
"ruby, where did you-"
"ninjas of love" Ruby said jumping before Yang lost herself to her hysterics
And suddenly the apple doesn't fall from the tree
"i fucking told you to get rid of the damn books" I said blankly towards Yang as her head turned to me
"hey I did!" Yang yelled as I gave her a blank stare watching as Yang confident demeanor drop
"ok maybe I didn't, but you gotta understand its got some good plot" Yang defended while I rolled my eyes
"i know that Yang fuck do I know it, its basically smut with plot" I said loudly
"it is not/it is not!" the sisters suddenly yelled at me their faces turning red before they realized what they said
"and there's my point proven correctly" I said finally finishing my breakfast and quickly stood up taking my plate and placing it in the sink.
Silence once again graced the kitchen as the sister duo silently ate their meals in peace, sigh good just what I want peace and-
*SLAM!*
"Jesus fucking Christ!" I yelled dropping my plate before I spun around towards the backdoor as it was slammed open and someone walked in and-oh its Qrow
"mornin" he grumbled as the sisters quickly brightened up to the addition of their uncle who barraged into my house
"uncle Qrow/uncle Qrow!" the sisters yelled with smiles as the man lazily waved to his nieces
I guess I forgot about him, ah boy here we go
"hey champ, wheres you mom?" Qrow asked as I rolled my eyes at him
"apparently shes off to a meeting or something" I said recalling to what Ruby said before going back to my dishes
"well damn and here I was going to give her a good morning kiss" Qrow said as his tone told me he was smirking
"yeah well too bad, pretty sure that plate over there is for you so sit down and eat" I said gesturing the other plate that was untouched.
I guess I should really explain why Qrow Branwen's here, well what better way than to state on the record hes dating my mum, yeah Qrow Branwen badass as all can be is dating my mum and I would all excited for it if it wasn't for the fact his niece is somewhat my best friend(its either that or conform to her ways and actually date her) and because of an incident that lead me to never look at him the same again.
It was like 3 weeks into their dating I was 16 at the time and was sitting at my desk just doing some random doodling that turned into a small project like most of my projects, and it was pretty dark out and the lights were out and considering I was a faunas I could see in the dark, but this night I heard my window open front of me and I looked up to see a dark figure of one Qrow Branwen completely naked and with an erection.
And my response as follows
"WHAT THE FUCK-WHY ARE YOU CLIMBING THROUGH MY WINDOW NAKED!" I roared at Qrow, his eyes widen and grip wasn't stable and quickly found himself falling backwards of the second story of my house as he hit the ground with a thud
That night the image of that man naked and slipping into my room haunted me, thank god for whiskey for getting through the next 4 months of trauma, I mean I don't want see another mans dong for the next 5 years or ever, hell it even ruing porn for me, FUCKING PORN MAN!
Sighing to myself I shook my head of those thoughts and memories I finished the dishes and started drying
"so what happened last night for you two to sleep over here?" Qrow asked curiosity on his mind considering he practically lived here long enough to say that seeing his nieces here in the morning was not a usual occurring thing
"last night me and Hamish went out to get some info and well long story short we left in a hurry" Yang said her statement true as ever
"ok but whats the squirt here for?" Qrow asked his mouth full of what ever he was eating
"i ran into them last night after I missed the ferry back to patch, so I thought I'd walk over to here and well ran into them" Ruby explained as her story was also true
"well ok then, you call your dad about the little sleep over?" Qrow asked as his answer was silence
"i knew we forgot something last night" I stated towards Yang
*SLAM!*
"yang Ruby you better be here or your so totally grounded!" a voice yelled as the front door was promptly kicked in and most likely broken
"oh come on I just fixed the damn door! And you have a damn key Tai, use it you dumb ass!" I yelled from the kitchen as I did just fix the damn door from last times incident with Tai kicking it down, neither mum or were very happy and Qrow just shook his head at his long time best friend.
"hi dad!" Ruby yelled as the blonde haired man stomped his way into the kitchen his frown big and bad as he stared down at his youngest
"where were you two last night I thought I told you two to call me when you weren't coming home" Tai growled out as his Burnie burns voice growled out, man I miss red vs blue and achievement hunter, rooster teeth man I miss all the shit I used to watch back in my old world.
Shaking my head of those thoughts I turned towards the door seeing as my drying of the dishes and putting them away was done I walked over to access the damage and what do you know the door was broken from the hinges again
"damn it Tai you owe me a new door and door frame!" I yelled out to the blonde haired asshole of a teacher before shaking my head and walked over to the nearby house phone and call the repair man
"you are paying for this!" I yelled as the man in question poked his head out and frowned at me
"well if you called I wouldn't have to kick the door down" Tai argued
"you have a fucking key, use it and maybe you wouldn't have to kick it down, or better yet if you were smart you could walked in through the damn back door like Qrow!" I argued back as tai was clearly in the wrong but he looked ready to defend himself but was stopped when I heard a pair of footsteps hit the porch
"who destroyed my door!?" I roar came as I knew fully well who it was
"tai did it again, also morning mum" I said turning away from the man in question and gave a quick look towards my mother in question as I saw her walk
My mum stood about 5'11, had long brown hair with pink highlights, her face still young as her eyes were covered by a pair of brown tinted aviators that hid her blue glowing eyes, now as I said before my mom is a 10 so her body was quite well you get the picture, she wore a brown short jacket that reached just above her abdomen, under that she wore a white t shirt that hugged her chest very well, she wore a pair of blue skinny jeans held up by brown belt and tucked into a pair of black high heeled boots.
And with the way her facial expression looked she was pissed
"i tell you every time Tai, you have a damn key so use it" she said pulling her glasses down as she glared at the man that caused him to go stiff as a board.
"well I um-"
"save it, I had a feeling you were going to be coming over so sit down, eat and get your wallet out your paying for my door whether you don't want to or not" she said as her voice was angry and stern before she turned and gave me a smile.
"morning honey how was your sleep?" she asked as I gave her a small smile
"it was alright a little bit sore but I'm alright" I said as it was very true, thank you aura
"good good good, well come on I've got some news, some good some great and some bad" she said with a grin
Ok this is different
After making the call for the the handy man to come over I quickly walked into the kitchen as we all sat around the table and waited for these so called news
"ok first off I'd like to officially state that this news is important, so starting off the bad news Hamish I have finally gotten in touch with your father" mum said as her smile never left her face while I stared at her in confusion
"wait hold on you got in touch with him?" I asked in shock and confusion
"yes I did, I met with him this morning" mum said gesturing to the cup in hand
"hold on, sorry but who's Hamish's father?" Tai asked as I looked over and saw the confused faces on everyone's face, oh yeah we haven't told them yet, not even Qrow.
"oh you might know his name rhymes with hay cord-ryan" mom said as the girl stared in confusion while Tai's and Qrow's eyes widened
"hold on you mean to tell me hes councilmen clay broad-iron's son!?" Tai yelled his expression shocked and horrified
"wait you mean the same guy who's been throwing huntsman after huntsman into the field is his dad?" Qrow said pointing to me.
"the same guy who already has 3 kids about the same age as our kids?" Tai said looking more concerned than shocked now.
"the one in the same, but that's not the point I've talked to him and he wants to meet you" mum said looking at me as my mind went blank
"h-he wants to meet me?" I asked somewhat surprised by the notion
"yep today he wants to meet you at this address tomorrow at 12 for lunch" mum said placing a note on the table for me
"ok now that's out the way on to the good news, I'm officially pregnant!" she exclaimed as time suddenly slowed down
My mums what?
Time quickly resumed as I shook my head and turned to an even more shocked looking Qrow, his eyes dilated his body stiff as a board as if a memory or something played back in his mind.
"well uh um congratulations" I heard tai said but I ignored him and continued to just stare at Qrow
"wow thats great!" I heard ruby exclaim as she sounded happy
"um Hamish are you alright there?" I heard Yang asked me before I just, I just couldn't-OF FUCK IT!
*SLAM!*
"YOU SON OF A BITCH!" I roared slamming my fist on the table before jumping off my seat and lunged over the table tackling Qrow to the ground as he finally woke up from his stunned expression before I threw a fist to his face and then and then another and another until I pried off the not closely beaten man.
"LET ME AT HIM, LET ME AT HIM, LET ME AT HIM!" I roared as I pulled and pushed against the one who was restraining me as all I could see was red, mother fucker got my mum pregnant and their not even fucking married!
I wouldn't mind this if they were teenagers but these are grown ass adults who should have learned to fucking wrap it up and take the damn fucking pill!
"oh boy how Omph strong are you!?" I heard Tai yell but ignored him as I continued to fight against him
I had an idiot to pummel god damn it let me go!
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After 2 hours I had finally calmed down enough to finally sit in the living room couch as leaned back and stared at the ceiling while Yang and Ruby sat on either side of me
"well…that was a thing" I heard Yang awkwardly point out as I sighed
"yeah um, well what do you think their talking about now?" Ruby asked most likely gesturing to the three adults that were now talking in the backyard seeing as mum knew I was going to be calmer when I'm not around the person that did that to her.
"either discussing about what they are going to do now oooooor probably wondering how hard you hit cause you gave our uncle the badass of badasses a black eye" Yang said nudging my arm as I silently sat there and just stared at the ceiling blankly.
"sigh look Hamish you cant blame him for doing this, hell everyone makes mistakes" Yang said as I let out a breath
"yang when that child is born, that's all its going to be to me a mistake and I don't want to see it like that" I said tilting my head down and stared at the blonde girl seriously
"well don't then, that's just as baby boy girl or whatever, so don't think of it as just a mistake" Ruby said optimistically as that just left me to stare at the floor.
First my 'dad' wants to meet me and now my mums pregnant and that was just the good and bad news, then there was the great news, argh just thinking of the great news makes me frown in distaste, cause if being pregnant is good news then the great news is probably going to give me a mind fuck beyond mind fucks.
"well I hope you've finally calmed down now" I heard my mum say, I didn't even bother to look up as I knew she was giving me a disappointed look.
"you really gave Qrow a hard beating, hes somewhat impressed you gave him a black eye, despite the reasoning behind it he doesn't blame you for losing it, hell he even told me he did the exact same thing to Tai when he found he got his sister pregnant with Yang" mum said as I knew that was somewhat of joke, most likely trying to make me feel better.
"really?" Yang asked most likely interested in how exactly it went down
"you two can ask your uncle and father right now, I need to speak with my son alone for a minute or so" mum said as the girls quietly stared at me before they quietly moved out to the back as I heard the backdoor open and close finally leaving me and mum by ourselves.
"i'm sorry for not telling you sooner honey" mum said as I finally looked up as I saw she took her sunglasses off showing her glowing blue eyes to me
"i was going to tell you sooner but I couldn't find the time and Yang was constantly pulling you along and…I'm sorry" mum said as she walked over and right next to me.
"i-I hope I didn't hurt you honey I really don't" she said as I felt her grab me by my shoulders and leaned her head on my shoulder
"i-I just…" I tried to explain verbally but I just couldn't, it was hard you know the person you thought you could tell everything to and just suddenly throw a bombshell out of nowhere really just hit me hard.
"im sorry for attacking Qrow mum" I finally said as I felt her pull her self closer
"thats fine honey and hey I still haven't told you the great news yet" mum said as her voice sounded more positive, oh boy better be ready for this one
"i finally decided to tell the world my secret" she said as I blinked in confusion, what secret?
"here, read this" mum said as she rummaged through her pockets before she held out a leaflet
"now this is the basic prototype but the real thing will be placed out later" mum said as I took the leaflet and read it
"for the first time ever, the author of the best romance novels, ninjas of love, is going to do a book signing at-hold on your-" my mouth suddenly went dry as I slowly turned towards my mothers happy face as everything suddenly started to make sense
How she was paid, why she moved to vale, why Qrow did that thing and…oh my god my mother corrupted Yang and Ruby and any little girl ever!
"well honey isnt this great news?" mum said as my mind I just-
"hamish? Are you alright?" I heard before I finally saw black and then nothing.
MY MOTHER WROTE SMUT WITH PLOT!
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The next day
I silently stared at my meal as yesterdays events just put allot on my mind and I just barely managed to have a shower before I finally came down and eat breakfast with my mum, turned out Qrow was pulled out for a quick mission as it just left me and mum here by ourselves
"you nervous?" mum asked as I looked up from my breakfast and shrugged
"you could say that" I said as I looked at my terms of dress, light blue dress shirt, maroon tie, black jeans, black motorcycle jacket and my glasses, yeah I'm ready alright
"remember your dad is…well to put into prospective your father is a busy man, but when I told him about you he was adamant in meeting you at first" mum said as I looked at her as I saw that familiar smirk on her face telling me she probably made him change his mind.
"so you forced him to meet me?" I asked, a small amused smile graced my face at the thought of him being forced to do this
"well on the record it was either meet you or I give a very detailed tip and a copy of your birth certificate to a very lovely local and famous media station, but off the record I blackmailed him into meeting you" mum said
"ahahahahahah have I ever told you I love you mum?" I said as she smirked at me
"so I've been told, anyway you have some time so are you going to go early?" mum asked as I nodded
"yeah after breakfast I'll head over as this place basically on the other side of vale so it will take a while for me to get over there" I said quickly finishing my breakfast I quickly placed my plate in the sink as mum gave me a goodbye and I grabbed my shoes, helmet and keys before I left through the front door and made my way to the outside car port as there sat my bike.
Pulling my glasses off and placing them into my jackets pockets I zipped up my jacket and pulled out my fingerless gloves and slipped them on.
My bike was similar to Yang's in shape, form and engine wise as both bikes had a 350cc 4 stroke engine but had two obvious differences between the two, while yangs was yellow with a two tone orange gloss my bike was painted in dark blue two toned black gloss. The second difference was the naming of said bikes, hers was bumblebee and mine was well Raiden, based off the most badass cyborg ninja ever.
Getting on I kicked the starter and was pleasantly greeted with an instant start, I placing my helmet on my head I kicked the stand off and grabbed onto to my handle bars and took a deep breath, sliding my helmets visor down I slowly drove off down the street.
It was time to meet my dad.
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?pov
It was 11:50 or so I've checked 10 times or so, oum damn that woman I shouldn't have done this but If I didn't then my face would have been plastered on every damn billboard and social media of my affair with my wife, my sweet sweet wife, oh oum I was glad she forgave me but still held a slight grudge over me for while until the twins were born.
Now that I thought about what about my other children, how would they react to this…boy if hes a boy, how old was he again? 15 16 17, great now I'm just calling out numbers in my head, ok but focusing on the important bit how will the kids react to this?
Thoughts plagued me of my children's reactions, Jade would most likely lose her shit and call out that this is a lie and stat that this boy isn't my legitimate child, lavender my lovely sweet daughter would probably cry and think less of me for cheating on her mother for some hussy with big tits and ass…then again she did have those qualities, but that's not the point she'd want nothing to do with me, my youngest though how would he react? Probably be ecstatic that he now has a brother and not just sisters, he'd be the more optimistic of them all.
Sigh damn it, you really fucked it up this time clay.
The location of this little meeting was located in a fairly desolate neighborhood in a old bakery I used to come to when I was a kid, best pies ever I take my kids here secretly from time to time when ever I picked them up from school.
Heh school, you know I expected allot things from my kids, I expected they would want to be doctors, lawyers hell even teachers, but they all wanted to become elgh huntsmen.
It appears my children have fallen for the grandeur and romantics of being huntsmen.
The first day of school I asked my kids how was it and their answer was unanimous, they wanted to grow and become hunters.
I felt my heard clench as that was beginning of the horribleness of their concerning elgh training but anything for my kids, even if its watching in silent concern as they trained to become the one thing I disliked so much, now I don't have a personal vendetta.
I just hate how arrogant those pricks can get, makes me so mad to watch as they go day by day saying that being a huntsman or huntress is amazing, but I know better its not as cracked up as they say.
But forgetting that I had to focus, here I was sitting outside the bakery in a semi cover fashion as I wore my light brown high collar dust and fedora over my white dress shirt, brown pants and finally a pair of black loafers, for comfortable reasons.
Checking my watch again I saw it was now 11:56, 4 more minutes before I finally be graced in meeting my son.
I hope to oum he isn't pro-white fang, seriously I understand the cause but for fucks sake don't try and force equality on everyone geez
*VROOOOOM!*
hearing a loud roar of an engine I couldn't help but freeze as I hoped I didn't jinx myself and just called a white fang death squad on my ass
Listening to the engine I watched as bike slowly drove by and parked itself across the street, the rider seemed to stare over towards me as he switch off the engine and kicked the stand.
Oh my oum is he who I think he is?
As the rider dismounted he didn't even bother to remove his helmet as he casually walked across the street, by oum hes got to be at least 6'3 I'm 6'4 so I should know, his body looked somewhat fit but his clothes didn't tell me much about his body type but at least he was fit that's for sure.
The rider then stopped two metres in front of me and slowly took his helmet off showing his young looking face, short brown curly hair and his brown fox ears, something that reminded me of her, but when he opened his eyes I felt my body go stiff as the boys eyes, they just like hers by oum he really is her son those eyes those accursed eyes.
Those Glowing blue eyes.
Chapter 2 end
annnnd done sorry about the cliff hanger but it was bound to happen anyway.
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