ok heres chapter 2 hope you enjoy this is a bit short
Chapter 2 a crow and a fox walk into a bar
Groaning I slowly felt my entire body was warm like really warm, weird I havent been warn since I ran away from…..and just like that my eye lids flew open while my body threw itself upwards as my head flew around, eyes quickly adjusting to the light quickly i slowly panicked but stopped panicking as I was no longer in the streets but instead I was in a room
The room itself appeared to be a log cabin like room which contained well drawers, a mirror and well a bed
"nice of you to finally wake up" I heard a voice pipe up as I quickly jolted in shock and turned to the voice
"whoa whoa easy there kid" the man said as he held his hands up and I slowly got a better look at him
He stood about well really tall, had black swept back hair, red eyes, bit of hair on his chin, wore a grey dress shirt, black dress pants, black dress shoes and finally a red tattered cape
My eyes slowly widened as I knew exactly who this man way
Qrow Branwen, the single most badass person on remnant
What the hell?
"easy easy deep breaths kid deep breaths, calm down I'm not going to hurt you" Qrow said as I slowly did as he said taking long and deep breaths as I slowly calmed myself down
"ok thats I good are you calm, nod your head if so" Qrow said as I slowly did so
"alright good, now could you tell me your name?" Qrow asked as I looked down and frowned
My name? Hmph havent thought about that since...shaking my head away of those thoughts I looked up and just said "h-Hamish"
Qrow's eye brow raised he didn't look convinced but it was true
Hamish in the last life and now in this life as well
"well ok then Hamish can you tell me why you were roaming the streets of vale at night?" Qrow asked as I instantly had a flash back of my home burning
"I-I ran away from home and then I came back and I watched my home burn down with my mother inside" I said as best as I could as I felt my eyes water
Damn it
"I see, thats got to hurt" Qrow said as I nodded my head
"so you been living on the streets ever since, gotta say I'm surprised but then again you must have been through allot" Qrow said as he stood up and I watched him as he walked over and stopped at the edge of the bed
"look kid do want something to eat?" Qrow asked as I looked up at him and nodded my head as he smiled gently at me
"good come on then" he said as he moved to the door and I slowly slid out of the bed feeling my feet touch the cold varnish wood made me wince but I quickly got used to it as I quickly made my way toward Qrow as he was looking at me the entire time as we walked out of the room.
maybe things will get better
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1 hour later
Huh seems like I was right things did get better
"i take it you liked breakfast?" Qrow asked as I nodded, yeah it was a nice breakfast
Qrow made me sit and watch at the table as he made some simple bacon and eggs, which were better than nothing if I do say so myself
"good, then I guess you can answer some more questions for me" Qrow said as I nodded my head slowly
"whats your real name and I mean your full name?" Qrow asked as I sighed
"its Hamish vulpine sir" I said slowly as it really was my name
"vulpine hmmmm I see so your mother was on the news sometime ago as she died in that mystery fire" Qrow said as I looked at him with a frown
"it isnt a mystery sir it was on purpose, the whole neighborhood hated us and burned my home down" I said seriously as Qrow raised his eye brow
"is that so thats allot of clear words for a 5 year old, gotta say thats pretty impressive, did your mother teach you?" Qrow asked as I nodded, she did that and because I already knew how to speak I just needed a reminder for most words
You can thank dyslexia for that one
"interesting you must have really loved your mother" Qrow said as I nodded god I loved her both her and my first mother, how could I not? They were my moms
"ok then last question, do you know anyone who can take care of you?" Qrow asked as I stared at him blankly
"if I did then I wouldnt be living on the streets" I stated blankly which made Qrow chuckle
"yeah your right so why didn't you go to a nearby orphanage then?"Qrow asked as narrowed my eyes
"these are allot of complicated questions to ask a 5 year old you know?" I said as Qrow had a large smirk on his face
"and yet as a 5 year old your finding the ability to answer these questions quite easily if I do say so myself" Qrow said with a large smirk on his face as I just blinked a couple times
Oh shit well he has me there
"now that we got the basics out the way tell me who you really are then" Qrow said as he pulled out his flask
"and don't bullshit me I've seen and known a man who has the tendency to die and come back quite often" Qrow stated with a smirk as he took a swig out of his flask
"how did yo-"
"how did I know? Well its quite frankly because you talk more like an adult more than a 5 year old which must have screwed with your mothers head sometimes that and the fact most 5 year olds don't look like they contemplating deep theories of grandeur" Qrow said with a large shit eating grin on his face as I couldn't help but groan at how right he was
"now then back to the questions who are you really?" Qrow asked as I sighed in defeat
"hmph would you believe me if I told you that before I was born I was just your average lazy stay at home 19 year old?" I asked casually as Qrow shrugged
"well the possibilities are open for discussion so yes I believe you" Qrow said seriously but still made it look like he was amused by it
"good cause thats all your going to get out me" I said leaning back in my seat as Qrow's grin turned into a smirk
"well better than nothing so tell mr lazy 19 year old how did you find yourself in this childs body?" Qrow asked as I shook my head
"i was born like this, if you think I took over this body and got rid of whatever child s soul was in here then you are mistaken" I stated as it was a fact
"and even if I wanted to tell you the how, well I don't know I just fell asleep and then elgh I was born as a baby" I said as felt a small shiver and disgust go through my spine
"and what does that shiver entail then?" Qrow asked in curiosity as I gulped
"it means I actually remember my birth from the inside out" I said as it was horrifyingly traumatizing, which must have caught Qrow cause he froze and stared at me with open eyes as he realized what that must have meant
"oh" was all he said as I nodded
"yep completely traumatized and I would very much appreciate it we never ever speak of this ever again and I mean it" I said as I never wanted to relive that memory ever again
"done and done I bet the image is still fresh in the mind" Qrow said as he slid his flask over to me
"your seriously giving a 5 year old whiskey?" I asked catching the flask
"hey you can choose to slide it b-" before he even finished that I quickly twisted the cap open and and chugged the entire thing down as I felt the burning liquid burn my throat but I didn't care this was something I needed and I didn't stop drinking until after I emptied the entire flask.
"i that was, what the hell!?" Qrow yelled as he quickly ran around the table snatching the entire flask as he looked in side feeling being completely empty
"i cant belive you just did that! You could have just killed yourself!" Qrow yelled as I casually stared at him as I started to feel whoosy ofh maybe I'm finally drunk
"w-what makes you think I don't want to die?" I questioned lazy as Qrow blinked at me
"what makes you think I want to live in a world I know very little of as well live in a world that only wants to make my life worse?" I said as I slumped my shoulders forwards
"did you know the real reason why I have two animal appendages is because I have a rare genetic glitch when my mother and that fucking bastard of a so called father of mine caused me to have not only a fox tail but a pair of fox ears" I said pointing to said appendages
"heh it may not look like it but I know the difference between being bullied and subjugated and from my point of view every faunas that isnt me are being bullied and I'm being subjugated, really the irony is just too good" I said with a shake of my head
"sigh guess your more than what you seem" Qrow said as I felt his hand gently pat my head
"but don't worry you don't have to worry about that anymore" Qrow said as I slowly moved my head up and stared at him
"huh?" was my intelligent reply
"sigh I'm saying as politely and as simple as I can that I am going to help you" Qrow said seriously as I blinked as I felt kind of dizzy
"oh thats nice hey whys the room moving?" I asked casually as I think qrows eyes widen
Oh man I don't feel so good
*BLACKS OUT!*
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The next day
"oooooooh what happened?" I questioned myself as I slowly felt my head literally pounding as everything that happened was an absolute blur
"oooooh Qrow?" I wondered out loud as I slowly opened my eyes and quickly closed them as the sunlight was just too bright for my eyes
"aaaaaaaaaaaaah why does my head hurt?" I questioned as I leaned my heand back down onto my pillow
Hold on that doesnt feel like a pillow, it feels too much like bark?
Opening my eyes again I slowly covered my eyes of the sun light and looked around as everywhere around me looked like I was in a tree
Hold wait I am in a tree
Looking down slowly I saw myself very high off the ground
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"oh shit" I muttered in annoyance as I leaned back down and nursed my pounding headache
Suddenly I had to lean over the side and throw up
"oh gross blah!" I said as I continued to throw up more and more until I felt like I just threw up my pancreas
Ooooooh what the fuck happened last night?
"oh Hamish!" I heard Qrow call out as I slowly turned my head downwards and stared at the smirking huntsman
"one hell of a night wont you agree?" he asked as I just continued to stare at him
"fuck you urgh" I said leaning my head back against the tree as I felt like I was worse than shit
"you need help getting down?" Qrow asked
"no…yes" I said as I realized that I was fucked from getting down this damn tree
"hehehehe your one interesting 5 year old you know that Hamish, I mean I havent seen anyone do anything that crazy in a while!" Qrow yelled as I groaned in pain
"just shut up and get me down dick head" I said seriously as I slowly felt my eyes close and I slowly fell into a dreamless sleep
Oh god I am never drinking whiskey again
Well until my body can handle the alcohol that is
But that is going to be while sigh
I fucking hate being 5
Chapter 2 end
and well nothing more to say other than the next couple of chapters will be time skips so you'll be seeing me in beacon in a bit
now time to explain the relationship between qrow and me which is basically just going to be more just friends or well roommates that have to deal with each other
and no this will NOT be a harem fic
cause fuck no
now that is done I hope you all enjoyed this one
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