Chapter 5 oh god help this poor naive fool!

Walking along the cobble stone path me and jaune laughed as I retold him some of my more out going stories

"so when I woke up in that hospital bed I had a look at the date and when I did I went, 'SHIT!' and I bolted out of my bed quickly throwing everything on in the process and quickly jumped out the window where I fell at least a story high and I some how manage to catch a nearby bus and I barely made to my car as I quickly floored it back to the air ship" I said as jaune snorted and then his eyes widen

(ok just for the sake of because it can happen in real life with real people, jaune did not feel completely sick for the first half of the flight to beacon so him being able to watch the news before his airsickness really kicked in makes what jaunes going to say make valid sense)

"wait does that mean your that guy who was on the news who was in coma for a week and woke up just today!?" jaune said as I shrugged

"hey I needed to go to beacon" I said with a smirk as jaune looked at me in amazement

"wow how did you even run down the side of the building like that?" jaune asked as I tilted my head side to side thinking about it

"well I guess you could just call it my semblance in that regard, but not really" I stated as it was right to assume I was using my semblance

"whoa cool whats a semblance?" jaune asked as I smirked

"think of it as your personal badass super power that everyone has but its completely different everyone else" I stated as jaune nodded his head in understanding

"ok then whats your uh semblance then?" jaune asked as I shrugged

"well when I was running down the side of the CCT I wasn't really using my semblance well not really you see this is how it works essentially, I can push and pull myself into solid ground as well pull and push objects" I stated as jaune just stared at me blankly

"im sorry what?" juane asked as I sighed

"ok first off think about it like this, pulling myself is essentially doing this" I said walkin towards a tree and proceeding to literally walk up as I had small spark of electricity around my feet

"whoa thats so cool" jaune said in awe

"yes and pushing is basically like jumping" I stated as I pushed myself off the tree and basically jumped off it and quickly rolling onto the ground pushing myself back up to my feet with ease

"wow thats so cool" jaune said as I basically had the bastard child version of the force but a lot less powerful

"thanks but its more complicated than I'd like to admit" I said as it was true it was very complicated

"ok but whats up with that lightning though?" jaune asked as I shook my head

"i don't really actually know but it just comes out as sparks and sometimes if concentrate hard enough I could possibly shoot out lightning" I said as I just said bastard child version of the force.

"wow thats freaking awesome I hope my semblance is that cool" jaune said as I shrugged at him and didn't ask any further considering this was more less pyrrhas jurisdiction

"hey uh so do you know where were going?" jaune asked as I looked at him in confusion

"no I was following you" I said

"wait but I was following you!" juane exclaimed in shock

"oh well that makes us lost then" I stated blandly as jaune looked defeated

"do you think theres directory or anything?" jaune asked in defeat

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Running into the great hall thing place me and jaune quickly stopped our sprint just as soon as we were past the large doors

Sighing in relief me and jaune had finally managed to find the damn meeting place

"huff puff how are you not tired?" jaune questioned as I shrugged

Maybe it was the fact I was running for around about most of my life either from cops, gangsters, the occasional huntsmen or huntress but that was mostly the later of that category, because well females.

don't ask, I have tendency to either piss off women or make them do something they never imagined doing like for example running away from cops, ok mostly running away from cops

Hey cops don't like me and I quite frankly don't have the greatest opinion of cops

Especially vales cops

"hey Hamish me and ruby saved you a spot!" I heard yang call out as I looked up and saw her hand waving in the air

"come on jaune" I said as he huffed and stood up straight as he quickly followed after me

"ah wait up man" jaune said as we slowly made our way through the crowd as I made sure to silently nudge people out the way with ease

"Hamish!" ruby exclaimed as she suddenly tackled me causing me to stand back as she latched herself around me once again, damn it!

"damn it ruby" I muttered in annoyance as she just grinned at me

"sooooo how did you deal with the owner of those bags?" yang asked as I sighed

"she called me an animal" I stated seriously as I felt ruby stop smiling and frown at me while yang narrowed her eyes

"you didn't you know do your thing did you?" yang asked arms folded as I rolled my eyes

"i pushed her onto the ground by her throat and punched the ground next to her head thats all…this time" I mumbled that last part but it appeared both of them knew exactly what I was saying

"sigh this is not going to look good" yang said pinching her nose as I shrugged

"not like thats stopped me before" I stated quite frankly as it was pretty much true

"oh for oum's sake" yang said shaking her head

"uuuuh am I intruding in something?" I heard jaune pipe up behind me as I quickly turned to face my new friend

"who are you?" ruby asked as jaune gave a sheepish smile

"im jaune arc ah I'm uh well Hamish's new friend" jaune said nervously as I felt ruby's body went limp and her hold on me no more

"wait Hamish made a friend!?" ruby exclaimed in shock

"oh my oum how much did Hamish pay you?" yang exclaimed as I felt my eye twitch, excuse me?

"excuse me?" jaune stated in confusion

"no seriously how much did Hamish pay you, hes done this before a couple times as said friends turned to be a bunch of thugs he paid to hang out with him to look like he was friends" yang said as ruby bolted up and nodded

"a-are they-"

"serious? Jaune when it come to me the unexpected and unthinkable and most bullshit problem solving methods are just literally the small of it" I stated as I could count many times where I had to pay my way out of certain situations.

Agreed some situations that involved my payment was more muscle work than anything but I pay what I owe and at this very moment I don't owe anyone anything

"so how much did he pay you?" yang asked as jaune shook his head

"i-I wasn't payed I uh well walked up to him and asked if he wanted be friends" jaune said seriously as I stared at yang blankly

"and before you even bother yang, jaune is literally too good hearted to take my money" I said as yang's eyes widened in shock

"huh well this is a first, never thought I'd see the day someone would want to be Hamish's friend" ruby said as she stared at jaune in surprise

"e-excuse me?" jaune asked unsure what that meant, oh I do

"well thanks to my cousin's anger problem he's never really had anyone walk up to him and well be friends with him, that and Hamish literally intimidates almost everyone he meets, that and the fact the amount of people hes sent to hospital has most probably broken a record or two so everyone is kind of scared to poke the beast so to say the least" ruby said as jaune's eyes widen more and more as ruby kept talking and talking about my 'problems'

I call them flaws personally but ruby apparently knows better to call them flaws

"r-really?" jaune asked as he had a very nervous smile on his face

"yep and its wonderful someone finally asked if he wanted to be friends with him cause Hamish isnt very well social" ruby said as I huffed

"says miss talks to her weapon because shes got problems with socialization" I stated sarcastically as I received a kick to the shin "ow!" I yelped in pain as I hopped on my other leg for a couple seconds

"hmph hes got you there ruby" yang said as she tussled ruby's hair affectingly

"well then jaune I'm yang and this is my baby sister ruby" yang finally introduced herself to jaune as he nodded

"uh nice to meet you" jaune said nervously as narrowed her eyes for a second

"hold on are you the guy that threw up on my shoes?" yang asked as jaune froze

"uuuuuuh nooooooo?" jaune offered as I shook my head

Dude don't deny it your going to make it worse for yourself

"i don't think thats the right answer" ruby offered her advice as I nodded

"uh well you see um I get airsick from time to time" jaune said as yang just kept staring at him with narrowed eyes

"well jaune you think im-"

"you!" I heard a yell from behind me as yang stopped mid sentence

Oh great here we go!

Turning around I casually stared at oh hey the girl that pissed me off

"you have nerve for doing what you did" she said glaring at me as she had her arms folded in sassy manner if I may include

"well excuse me I didn't think you'd find me this quick, were you looking to get hurt again?" I questioned blandly as she growled openly

"why you-" before the girl could start her sentence the lights slowly dimmed signaling the start of the meeting

Sigh here we go again

I say again because I've read enough fanfiction to say that this shit is tedious and boring and I don't really see how the fuck is he off!?

Seriously yang how how, just fucking how did he sound off? This is literally the first time you have met the man physically and swear to god if she even says he sounds off I'm done!

Suddenly my eyes widened in surprise as the lights came back on

Huh I missed the entire speech, that was quick and sudden

"he kinda sounded off" ruby said as I shook my head

"come on lets just go already" I said interrupting yangs next statement as I quickly turned around and walked off as I barely heard wiess yelled out "hey get back here!"

"go fuck yourself!" I yelled back carrying on walking into the crowd

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night time

As I stared at jaune I couldn't help but just face palm at his new attire

"why the onsie jaune, why?" I asked as jaune looked at me with a sheepish look

"what? its comfortable" jaune said as I shook my head

"yeah no thats not helping you so for gods sake change out of it before I make you" I said seriously as shook his head

"I will not, my sisters gave me this and I promised I would wear it and arc never go against their promises" jaune said as I rolled my eyes

"fucking fine have it your way!" I said throwing my hands into the air giving up, I'll just burn the fucker later

"come on lets go find a spot to sleep" I said as I was about to walk out of the changing room

"wait hold on arent you going to get changed?" jaune asked as I turned to him and looked at myself as I was only wearing my cargo pants

"jaune I just woke up from a coma, I didn't have time to grab my shit before hand so I only came in with what I had on" I stated to jaune as he gave me a nervous laugh

"hehehe sorry I kinda forgot" jaune said as I rolled my eyes

"whatever come on I asked ruby to lay out our sleeping bags out on the floor" I said as we both walked out into the hall as I saw a couple people were still up and about talking to themselves as we walked by

"uh why are they flexing?" jaune wondered as we passed idiots who were indeed flexing

"because they want attention" I stated quite simply

"but your not wearing a shirt either" jaune said as I shrugged

"i don't like sleeping with my shirt on so what?" I questioned as we moved towards yang and ruby

"uh everyone is uh kinda staring at you?" jaune offered as I stopped mid-step and looked around as heads quickly turned around and stopped looking

"huh havent they seen a guy with out his shirt on?" I wondered

"hehehe come on cus unlike most guys here your ripped as living hell" yang stated as she giggled at me

"that and you got tons of scars all over your back and arms" ruby pointed out as I couldn't help but roll my shoulders

"well I'm sorry maybe I should have not protected a certain someone when some dip shit charged at you with that knife" I stated in sarcasm as I quickly got onto my sleeping bag

"ok forgetting your fox ass for a second, jaune why the hell are you wearing a onsie?" yang stated as I nodded my head

"he promised his sister who bought it for him he'd use it and i plan on burning it later" I stated as jaune's widen in shock

"you wouldnt" jaune exclaimed as my reply was in the for a dark chuckle

"oh jaune you poor naive fool" ruby said with a shake of her head confusing jaune instantly

"oh god help this poor naive fool!" yang exclaimed with a smirk on her face

"is that a challenge sir jaune of the arcs?" I asked sitting up as I looked at him with one of my biggest grins ever

"i uh wha?"was his only response as I chuckled again

"well then jaune of the arc I hereby accept this challenge of yours!" I said with an eagerness that could be compared to a very excited child

"um hold on I didn't ag-"

"too late you have made your choice now I must prepare for this challenge" I said as I bolted up off my sleeping bag and off tot he locker room

3rd pov

"hes not serious is he?" jaune asked as yangs reply was a laugh and ruby's was a pitiful look

"when it comes to Hamish, well lets just say he enjoys challenges and takes them very seriously" ruby said as she could recall many times where she and many others have challenged him and he won every single time.

"yeah thats our cus, always so creative in his challenges" yang said affectionately as ruby nodded

"uh ok then so should I worry about it now or what?" jaune wondered

"yes jaune, be worried be very worried" ruby said grimly as jaune felt a shiver run down his spine at what Hamish was going to do to his onesie

'it couldn't be that bad right?' jaune thought hopelessly

Chapter 5 end


and this is part one of the double chapter and I got to say I honestly didn't think I could go this long without adding a fight scene or two

but luckily the next chapter is going to change that

other than that if your wondering about what up with the personality change well the only answer I have for you guys is how would you react to someone giving you a chance of being a friend when not had one in such a long time?

and with that please head over to chapter 6 please and if it isn't there give it a minute should pop up in a bit