sorry all for taking a while to post this ive just had some real life problems to deal with

but other than that I present to you my next chapter that was well more of a character building section I guess

but hey hope you enjoy


Chapter 9 jaundice, or if really want you could just call it being a salty cunt

1 month later

1st pov

"ooooooo jaune doesnt look like hes got this" I muttered watching the cringe worthy fight from the honestly pathetic performance from jaune and the mild fighting capabilities of cardin.

"a match made in hell if jaune were to say" ruby said as I nodded got that right

"come on guys jaunes got this hes our leader, he took on that giant whatchamacallit grimm and stabbed it in the face no sweet" nora said optimistically

"elgh don't ever remind me id rather take on a freaking beringal or a minotaur than one of those elgh things" I said as I shivered, never again will I willy nilly fuck around with something like that again

"nora" ren warned as I watched as she pouted

"sorry" she said as I shook my head

"quiet vomit boys about to go for one more charge" yang said as we all turned and watched as he got his ass taken down

"whelp this had to be morally and physically degrading for jaune" I concluded as I got a glare from pyrrha

"well I think jaune is doing just fine" pyrrha said as I gave her a blank stare, seriously pyrrha? Seriously? Praise? Jaune don't need no praise in fact fuck it

"pyrrha you do know jaune doesnt need to be babied, hell from my point of view I can see jaune doesnt want that at all" I said as I watched as he slowly got up and clumsily sheathed his sword and shield as his eyes stared at miss goodwitch as she gave him a harsh but truth of what he needed.

"he needs some straight up cardio by the looks of it" yang said as I nodded

"offering to help the blonde?" I asked as she turned and grinned

"im always up for helping a wimp turn into well not a wimp" yang said as I held my hand up and we high fived

"well looks like me and yang got something going for us for the next couple of weeks or so, whats everyone else doing?" I questioned

"well as much as I appreciate that you want to help, I do not think that is necessary as his partner I think I am best to train jaune" pyrrha said as I had a quick thought run by as I imagined pyrrha training him so much he turns out to look more and more like 7ft high gladiator

"yeah I'm going to say no onto that, as his friend I say that your just going to baby him and just to prove my point whats that in you hand?" I questioned the amazon as everyone looked at her hands as she held a packet of moist towelettes(try saying and not feel weird or try not to smile either. I bet it feels unnatural right?)

"um what their just for jaune you know hes going to get sweaty especially when hes fighting" pyrrha said as we all gave her a deadpanned looks which caused her to blush

"mother hen pyrrha, thats what we call people like you pyrrha" I said blankly as from the corner of my eyes I saw ruby nodding along as well

"I am not a mother hen"pyrrha said as I snorted

"no need to deny it just gonna warn ya jaune has a line when it comes to being babied, I mean hes got 7 sisters that already do it for him, he doesnt need you in the mix too" I said as everyone stopped and stared at me

"wait jaune has 7 sisters gasp ren jaunes parents must be aliens!" nora exclaimed as I ignored that hot mess(honestly I don't even know where she got aliens out of having 7 sisters!)

"wait hold on how do you know he has 7 sisters?" blake chimed in as I sighed

"cause me and jaune hang out and talk to each other, you know like friends should do" I said as I narrowed my eyes at the hidden faunas as we both knew that I knew and it was driving blake crazy that I knew.

"well I um well I'll shut up now" blake said looking away as I nodded

"yeah thats what I thought, anyway if you just ask jaune he'd probably tell you" I said like seriously people it wasn't that hard to just ask

"fine I will, and not because I'm worried or anything" pyrrha said as I gave her a blank stare and shook my head

She was a lost cause to canon, I tried honestly to make sure she was now, I did but she is just a lost cause.

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Later at lunch

"yo jaune do you have 7 sisters?" nora casually asked as I was kinda surprised and here I thought she would go through yet another convoluted tale of how she and ren did something and got rich.

Huh fucking with canon is getting places

"well uh yeah wait hold on where did this come from?" jaune asked as he stopped looking so mopey

"Hamish told us you have 7 sisters and well we don't really believe it" yang said

Jaune quickly looked at me as I shrugged, cant blame me jaune never said I had to keep it to myself or anything, or did he?

"well yeah I got 7 sister, love all of them to death, but I'd rather not talk about them" jaune said sadly

"ooooooh why not?" ruby asked as jaune sighed

"well its just uh how do I put this, without sounding like a wimp?" jaune asked as he looked at me

"dude just fucking say it already" I said bluntly

"oh fine they kinda have a tendency to well baby me" jaune said sadly as I turned my head towards pyrrha

"i fucking told you so" I said with a smirk as I swear her eye twitched oh I'm getting to her

"wow like all of them all of them?" ruby asked as jaune nodded

"even my younger sisters baby me" juane said as he groaned probably remembering some bad memories

"yeah lets not go down that rabbit hole jaune" I said as I remembered just a smidge of what he told me and my god that was a pretty good reason why he wasn't trained, two words explained it all

Overprotective family

And yes that is two words, I think…fuck my dyslexia

Is overprotective two words or one word?

Oh screw it I don't care!

"sigh well anyway whos got any plans for the weekend?" I asked as everyone quickly looked at me

"well me and ren are going off to pancake island!" nora exclaimed loudly

"were going to a diner in vale that makes pancakes for nora because nora" ren said as I nodded remembering him telling us about the town of vale was getting sick of how many businesses were going out because of nora's apatite so they everyone in who was out of business chipped in to make one large diner that was made for everyone but it was meant for nora especially

Not going to lie that is pretty cool but then again after having most of the underground of vale as your enemy well that has a tendency to make things interesting in my visits to vale

"well me and ruby are going to study" weiss said as ruby looked in horror as she quickly hugged nora

"take me with you!" she exclaimed in mortal terror

"huff ruby you told me you wanted to do better well this is the way you can do better" weiss said frowning at the tiny leader

"yeah well while shes doing that me and blake here are going to check out the town" yang said as I stared at her blankly

"ok just don't call me if you run into juniors thugs…..again" I said as she gave me a a guity look and shut up

"well alright then guess everyones got plans then" I said

"wait hold on what about you, jaune and pyrrha?" blake questioned as she finally looked up from her book

"well I thought me and jaune could stay behind and get some training done" pyrrha said confidently as jaune looked up at her in surprise

"uh yeah about that well me and Hamish already had plans" jaune said as pyrrha did a double take

"hold on what?" she asked in shock, hehehehehe take that you damn mother hen!

"Hamish said he needed some help with getting some of his stuff back from his house, so me and him will be at patch for the weekend" jaune said as I nodded

"yeah still gotta pack some stuff" I said as It was true I did have some stuff to pack, 3 weeks ago I went back to patch to grab my clothes but I still needed some other stuff that I left behind

"oh let guess you going to grab el diablo" yang said with a grin

"gasp your going to grab el diablo!? weiss everyone change of plans we are going to patch for the weekend" ruby exclaimed loudly

"uuuh I don't know ruby I'm pretty sure Hamish's house isnt big enough to keep us" weiss said as I couldn't help but let out a bark of laughter

"yeah shows what you know, my house has 4 bedrooms upstairs 1 on the ground floor and finally I have the barn that I have just recently made into my room so there should be enough for everyone if they so wish as to come over" I said which was very true

"oooooo that sounds like fun lets go ren" nora said as ren looked at me pleadingly

"how stacked is your cupboards?" he asked

"if you talking food, then I don't know alcohol on the other hand well hahahahahahahahha" I started to laugh uncontrollably as I thought about the amount of alcohol stored in my house

Oh if only they knew

"ow stop!" I stopped laughing as I heard the yelp as I quickly looked over my shoulder as everyone quickly looked

"ahahahaha told ya they were real" cardin said as she casually pulled against velvets rabbit ears

"absolutely atrocious" pyrrha commented

"i hate people like him, thinking they can walk all over faunas like that" blake commented as I shook my head

"meh" I said with a shrug as I turned back to eat my lovely chicken burger

"excuse me?" blake said as she gave me a cold look

"meh as in not my problem, meh" I said with a shrug as I took a quick bite out of my burger

"how could you say that?" blake asked in shock as if this was the biggest deal in the world

"oh no" I heard ruby said

"here we go again, blake I'm warning you don't even try to reason with Hamish with this, he'll destroy you on reasons why he doesnt care" yang recited as I nodded

"well then mr I don't care tell us why you don't care then" blake said as she closed her book giving me her full attention

"huh wha? Sorry I wasn't listening over the fact I don't give a shit" I said as blake looked surprised and then narrowed her eyes at me

"aahahahaha and theres Hamish with his reason" yang laughed as shook my head with a smile on my face

"hey jaune where you off to?" I heard nora asked as we stopped our conversation and watched as jaune stood up

"sorry I kinda just lost my apatite" jaune said as he walked off

"sigh well blake gonna have to take a rain check on this here debate" I said as I stood up an quickly followed after jaune

"yo jaune wait up man" I called out as jaune paused mid step outside of the cafeteria and looked over at me

"uh oh hey Hamish" he said sadly as I sighed

"come on man we got history lets go" I said as jaune nodded and we silently walked off to history

Hopefully I could cheer up jaune before then

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(WARNING real life shit about to happen)

Later

Ok so cheering jaune up well that failed worse than I expected

I tried to joke around with him but jaune didn't seem to be feeling it today and trying to even cheer him up more and more just turned to be more and more annoying than helpful

I couldn't help but reminded of my best friend back in my world, when hes being a moody cunt I try to make him smile but nope he just did nothing but be a moody cunt

"fucks sake jaune I'm fucking trying" I muttered in annoyance as I leaned against the railing of the nearby cliffs

Coming here and just staring at the city across the ocean was something that somewhat calmed me down quite a lot

But I could have used something else though, maybe I should go back home and get el diablo now?

"well this is a surprise" I heard a voice say as I barely moved to look away knowing fully well who it was

"and what would that be ozpin?" I questioned as I heard him walk over and stand right next to me

"well I expected you to be running around but instead here I see you leaning on the rail being all depressed" ozpin said as I shrugged

"what do you expect from a man in his late 30s to do?" I said as ozpin chuckled

"i see so your in your late 30s hmmm interesting compared to me still just a child" ozpin said as I rolled my eyes

"no shit mr I'm a wizard" I said bitterly as ozpin chuckled once

"yes yes yes I can, but thats not what I'm really here" ozpin stated

"then why are you here?" I questioned

"why are you depressed Hamish, tell me" ozpin asked as I sighed never thought I'd ever hear that question before

"where do I start?" I wondered cautiously

"how about your depression, tell me when it really started" ozpin said as I sighed

"fine, it started back when I was in my old body the depression actually started in the middle of my last year of school, thats where it started but after that and a year after I graduated it finally set itself straight after I lost my first job, when I lost it I felt my entire and meaning of existence was literally in question, and everything from there just slowly kept going down and down, I didn't have friends I could really rely on who openly tried to help me, my family thought I was just some lazy unsociable neet and there I was just laying in bed wounding is everything I'm doing really worth it?" I paused to stare at ozpin in the face with dead eyes

"was my life really all that worth it? And does it still mean anything now ozpin?" I questioned seriously as ozpin gave me a blank look and sighed

"that is a hard question Hamish, but I can see you for one havent stopped trying and I can also see why the many reports of your escapades have involved you highly intoxicated" ozpin said as he nodded his head

"your trying to forget, arent you" ozpin said as I looked away and sighed

"trying to forget your previous life and live this one to the fullest, but with the way I see it your scared of going back that old self" ozpin paused again as I said nothing

"qrow was worried you'd be more burdened being here, so he took the chance to train you make you feel like your not nothing but something, and that something tells me you don't want to fall but get back out of that hole" slowly looking at ozpin I saw he had a very serious expression on his face

"so why are back down here, when you could be back up there" ozpin said as he pointed upwards, looking towards he was pointing I saw it was the dorm room specifically my dorm

"ozpin I don't think their ready for the coming storm, and neither are we" I said looking back at ozpin

"then why don't we change that then?" ozpin asked as I sighed

"because we'd just have an even bigger problem on our hands" I said leaning my back against the railing, folding my arms

"hmmm well then I guess we'll just have to figure out an answer for said problems then" ozpin said

"sounds like you got yourself quite the plan on your hands, knowing you you'd have everyone involved" I said as I couldn't help but give a smirk

"oh I do, but question is whether or not the pieces will be willing to along with the plan" ozpin said as he also had a smirk on his face

"bring it on old man, bring it on" I said as he nodded

"very well then…"

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3rd pov

Jaune sighed as he sat in the middle of beacons own personal garden in the middle of the night as he couldn't help but feel more and more useless while he was in beacon

That fight with cardin was just the icing to the already baked cake that jaune knew was a complete failure

He had doubts when he started classes on the first day when he watched Hamish kill that boarbatusk easily, unlike him jaune wasn't all that strong in fact you could say he never even belonged to be in beacon, it was just dumb luck and fake papers that got him here, nothing more nothing less.

"why does he even bother trying to be my friend, I'm not cool or strong as him hell I'm pathetic compared to him" jaune said depressingly as he slouched on the seat as he stared at the blooming tulips in front of him

"did you know my favorite flowers are tulips" a voice piped up, suddenly scaring jaune instantly as he quickly jumped off of the seat turning towards his sudden visitor as he saw

"yang?" jaune said as there stood a yang as she had a small smile on her face

"hey jaune" yang said as waved to her fellow blonde

"w-what are doing here and up so late?" jaune wondered as he pointed to the sky as it was practically night time and with the moon being quite high high up it was pretty late

"i could ask you the same thing vomit boy but with the way you look I gotta say being depressed doesnt look good on your pretty face" yang said with a flirty tone making jaune blush

"well I uh um well" cant seem to find the right words which made yang giggle

"dont worry about it vomit boy, come on sit down with me" yang said as she quietly sat down on the bench jaune was just sitting on

"so whats up jaune, why the depression?" yang asked as jaune sat down

"what? What depression I'm not depre-"

"jaune don't bullshit me, you cant bullshit me especially when I've lived with and known the bullshit master himself" yang said bluntly as jaune looked confused

"um who?" jaune asked unsure who this bullshit master was or not

"Hamish, who else now come out with it" yang said as jauen sighed sadly

"sorry I just, I havent really been feeling the best lately"

"no kidding" yang said sarcastically laughing as she got jaune to give a pout

"but lately I've been coming to terms with some stuff" jaune said seriously as he looked down back at the ground

"i don't think I'm really cut out to being a huntsman" jaune said as he closed his eyes expecting yang to say something in being shocked

"yeah you got that right" yang said pretty casually catching jaune off guard

"wait what!?" jaune yelped staring at yang in shock

"well your not that strong, you got terrible stamina, you run as fast as 12 year old and your so much of a wimp ruby could bully you into doing what she wants you to do" yang listed off the obvious traits as each one made him slouch more and more

"but do you know what makes you amazing jaune?" yang asked as jaune looked up in confusion

"even though your all these thingsand more your the first one my cousin can happily call friend" yang said with a grin

"uh I don't get that, um whats that supposed to mean?" jaune asked yang as giggled

"it means your his first real friend" yang said as she placed her hand on his shoulder

"did you know the first time I met Hamish he wasn't my cousin?" yang asked as jaune shook his head

"the first time I met him me and ruby were confused as why our alcoholic uncle had a child in his house and why he never told us or anyone" yang said as he remembered it like it was yesterday the surprise on her fathers face was funny and it shocked her that this was the so called roommate Qrow talked about from time to time.

"from there on my dad took us every week to check on Hamish to see if Qrow was doing his job as an adult and take care of Hamish but well every time we came over we watched the irony of a 7 year old nursing a man in his 30s from a hangover constantly" yang couldn't help but snort a laugh remembering the multiple time they did walk into them and it made even more funny when she saw her dads face.

"oh but it wasn't until when we were 9 did we come over for dinner did dad finally put his foot down or in this case hand" yang said with a smile as jaune raised an eye brow in confusion

"why hand?" he asked as yangs face turned into a wide amused smirk

"because in the middle of dinner he slammed down a piece of paper, that was an adoption form and literally threatened the two that if they didn't become father and son he'd call the cops and let me say when it comes to cops both my uncle and Hamish hate the cops" yang said as she remembered multiple times when she watched her cousin or uncle runaway from cops.

"and in so the next day Hamish vulpine turned into Hamish Branwen, me and ruby's official cousin" yang said with a smiled in happiness

"ok thats great and all but what does that mean for me exactly?" jaune asked as yang shook her head

"when me and Hamish went to signal did you know that the first 30 minutes in the school year someone had made a very unwise comment practically an insult to Hamish that caused him to break the kids hand but also his arm" yang said as jaune's face went pale

"h-he d-did? ok thats informative" jaune said as he was kinda scared now

"oh don't think like that, he aint going to hurt you, but because of that incident many people started to openly avoid him and whenever someone decided they could just insult him Hamish brakes some of their bones and from time to time through the years of that constant violence had kinda left him well lonely" yang said as she looked down in sadness

"people tend to be afraid of Hamish because of his out right violent nature, not taking the time to get to know his more gentle side and from there no one knew how lonely he really was but when we finally got onto beacon, his standoffish and violent and his alcoholic side just seemed to…..disappear and thats thanks to you jaune" yang said as she looked at jaune with grateful smile as she slowly had tears coming out of her eyes

"thanks to you me and ruby don't have to watch Hamish constantly fight people or worry about his well being thanks to you Hamish is happier and for that thank you jaune" yang said as she quickly grabbed jaune and pulled him into a bear hug that seemed to hurt for a second but jaune just ignored it as he let the words resonate with himself

"i-I didn't know I just thought-" jaune stopped as yang let go and wiped her eyes

"dont worry jaune Hamish doesnt think any less of you because you asked him to be your friend, hell he commends you for even trying to be friends with him" yang said as jaune slowly leaned back and then groaned as he placed his hands on his face

"oh man I cant believe it and here I thought he was pitying me oh man now I feel like an asshole" jaune said as yang couldn't help but chuckle

"oh don't worry Hamish has a tendency to bounce back from terrible stuff" yang said patting jaunes back

"i have to apologize" jaune said as he stood up and looked back at yang

"thanks yang I didn't know about Hamish but thanks for telling me, I think I have better understanding of him now" jaune said as yang giggled

"its alright but leave the apology for the morning Hamish is most likely sleeping around about now" yang said as jaune chuckled awkwardly as he remembered it was night time

"oh yeah oh man pyrrhas probably worried about me, I should go, see ya yang and thanks" jaune said with a smile as he ran off back to his dorm leaving yang to sigh happily as she turned to stare at the tulips

"jaune huh, wonder how he would react if I asked him out?" yang asked herself with a smile thinking about how the fellow blonde would stumble around his words

'now that I think about it, how would pyrrha react?' yang thought deviously as she can imagine the redhead fuming in jealousy on she would take 'her' blonde away

"the thought just seems so tempting, hmmmmm I guess I know what I'm going to do next week" yang said to herself as she stood up and was about to leave but gave the broken moon one last stare

This was going to be an interesting week, yang decided.

Chapter 9 end


alright I hope you all enjoyed this as I really like how this went well l plot wise, well then again I do believe some things can be better but hey what can I do?

anyway what should I say next?

well how about the interactions between me and pyrrha, well that's easy to explain, I don't like pyrrha and I have never liked her personality if me out right calling her a mother hen was any indication of it so yeah me and pyrrha are not going to get along and i'll be honest ive planned it so pyrrha actually hates me which I really don't mind much since I don't like her either.

and then theirs yangs interest in jaune which is very easy to explain as well I already pretty much did up above

other than that I guess that's it for now

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