NAGISA: Chapter 2 of the reviews, this is going to be long.
JOHN: Why's that?
HINANO: Because Kaede and Taiga might get Jealous and not read the story.
CRUSHERBOY93: Come on you guys, it's funny and I already have reviews for the first chapter posted.
SUGINO: I can't believe you were right about Nagisa and Hinano being a couple John.
JOHN: Yup.
TOKA: That's John for ya. Always the detective, anyway. Onto the story.
So I have a 'girlfriend' now, which is good...I think; oh man what are they going to say about it?" Nagisa said before a sense of dread overcame here. "I'm going to need a massive cup of coffee before I even think about that, good thing it's after school" John: where is Nagisa in this story going? Nagisa: I have an Idea of where. he added as he walked to his favourite restaurant: Grind Finale which started off as a small coffee house called 'The Grindhouse' but it was changed to Grind Finale when the owner added different pastries and even puddings to the menu it made a nicer name. Nagisa: Called it. Karma: The Grind Finale? Nagisa: Yeah, one of my dad's Sisters owns it, it's just a Coffee Shop, I go there every so Often. John: I also go there with Toka for dates, they have some amazing Pudding. Hinano: Yeah I go there too, they definitely have amazing pudding. Nagisa had to smile at the memory of when his childhood friend found out about the pudding menu, on man the stomach ache she had that day was epic. Kaede: I like how the writer's referring to me but not saying who he's talking about. Hinano: It is funny.
Once he got to the Grind Finale he saw a familiar sight, a woman with purple hair, blue eyes and wearing jeans, a black top and a dark purple jacket looking like she was about to be hit and a brunette glaring at her, Nagisa chuckled upon seeing his two aunts interacting with each other, the brunette being his aunt Sekai and the purplette being his aunt Kasumi, who was a police sergeant of the local station. John: Two Aunts, how come we never knew that until this? Nagisa: I have many secrets. John: like where the all four sets of Pairing files are. Nagisa: Yeah, and nothing you guys will say will make me reveal the location.
"Just one" Kasumi begged
"Fine, but next time you pull this I'm charging you double," Sekai said. Hinano: That's mean of your one Aunt. Nagisa: Just keep reading.
"And yet you never do" Hinano: oh. Kasumi smirked before spotting Nagisa, "Hey Nagisa"
"Hey Aunt Kas, Hey Aunt Kai" Nagisa said
"Hey sweetie, how was school today?" Sekai asked smiling as she was making her sister's coffee
"Brutal" Nagisa admitted as the bell rang, he looked up and froze for standing there in the doorway was his 'girlfriend' John: [Laughs] Damn Nagisa why not just say girlfriend not in '' Nagisa: Shut the hell up John.
"Hey Hinano" Sekai said smiling
"Hello," Kurahashi said, blushing looking at Nagisa who did the same. Toka: Aww, so cute for you two. Nagisa & Hinano: Shut it Toka. Nakamura: Still can't believe you two are a couple in this story, oh the teasing material I can get. Nagisa & Hinano: Can it Rio!
"Nagisa, did something happen at school you're not telling us?" Sekai smirked
"Um...I have a girlfriend now," Nagisa said. Nagisa: [Bangs head on table] God Damn it Geeky love Nagisa. Karma, Sugino, and John: [Laughing their asses off] damn Nagisa.
"What really?" Kasumi asked "So who asked who?" Nagisa: COME ON AUNT KAS! WHY DID YOU ASK ME THAT?! John: [Holding back chuckles] Dude, that is funny.
"I asked him" Kurahashi said
"About DAMN TIME!" Sekai shouted
"KAI!" Kasumi snapped
"What?" Sekai shrugged. Nagisa: [Sighs]. Kayano: [Rubs Nagisa's back] It's okay sweetie.
"Geez, so how did you meet?" Kasumi asked
"Classmates" the two said looking at each other before Kurahashi smiled hugging his arm. Taiga [Angrily stares at Nagisa] Nagisa: Come on Taiga, it's just a story. Taiga: I know, I'm still jealous! Nagisa and Hinano: HOW?!
"Uh huh" Kasumi said taking her order, walked out of the door
"See ya Kai, Nagisa" Kasumi said "Nice to meet you Miss Kurahashi" Karma: It should have been Miss Future Mrs. Shiota. Nagisa and Kayano: Fuck off Karma.
"Same here" Kurahashi said smiling as Kasumi left
"So why don't I get something for the pair of you, on the house" Sekai said
"Aunt Sekai, you don't have to do that" Nagisa said
"You know the rules" Sekai said, walking into the kitchen with a seemingly delighted spring in her step. Nagisa: Uh-Oh.
"Oh great it begins" Nagisa said
"You know her?" Kurahashi asked
"Yeah, the owner of this place, Sekai is my aunt on my dad's side, she's one of the people who still has confidence in me, even if I don't sometimes. Kayano: I have Confidence in you Nagisa. Nagisa: Thanks Kayano. She's had my back in so many things it's not funny" Nagisa said as he sat down with Kurahashi at a table while waiting for his aunt to come out with whatever she was whipping up in the kitchen, "So how do you know this place?" Nagisa asked. John: My, my, Nagisa. Striking up a conversation with Hinano, are you trying to… [gets elbowed in the gut by Nagisa]
"I come here for the pastries, every time I go to a movie by myself I come by here and by a couple of them to sneak into the cinema. Not to mention all the times I've come here to study, it has a calming effect on me" Kurahashi said "This place is kind of cosy" Hinano: It really is cosy. John and Toka: Yeah it is...
"Yeah I agree, there have been times when I had to just get away from everything so I come here grab a cup of coffee and just chill" Nagisa said smiling. Nagisa: Not going to deny it, I do do that sometimes.
"I see" Kurahashi said as Sekai returned with a tray in her hands
"Okay, so we have a Special Marshmallow Galaxy Spiral Pudding for two with a Tropicana ice tea for the lady, and a Dark Mocha for the gentlemen, if you need anything else please let me know okay?" Sekai said. John: Hey Toka, didn't we share that Pudding when we went there one time? Toka: Yeah I think we did and it was so damn good. John: Yeah it was, especially if I got it off your lips. Everyone but John and Toka: Get a room, you two. John and Toka: [Laughing]
"Thank you" the two teenagers said as Sekai walked off, Kurahashi looked at the large pudding which looked like it had a design of the Milky Way galaxy
"It's pretty" Kurahashi smiled
"You should see what she does with the Unicorn shit pudding" Nagisa said as he was hit in the back of the head with a wooden spoon "It was a compliment!" John: Nagisa, come on man, it's unicorn Poop, not Unicorn shit. Nagisa: Poop, shit, Whatever. They literally mean the same thing
"The name wasn't" Sekai said from the back of the shop "Its Unicorn poop" John: Huh, I literally just said that too, lol.
"Seriously?" Kurahashi said
"Yeah she joined in on the fad and made a multicoloured pudding that she named Unicorn poop" Nagisa said. Nagisa: I still think it should be Unicorn Shit. John: I don't think anyone would want to eat a pudding with the word shit in the title.
"What does it taste like?" Kurahashi asked as she took a spoonful of the dessert in front of her, her eyes widening at the rich chocolate taste that was accented by vanilla and caramel. "Whoa," she said. Hinano: Yeah, that is exactly what I said when i first had the pudding on a date with Okajima
"She does make it good, doesn't she?" Nagisa said smirking as he took his own spoonful of it and enjoyed the flavour of it
"So, this our first 'date'?" Kurahashi said. Hinano: That would make sense. Since the Nagisa and me in this Story are fake dating. Nagisa: [nods head] yeah.
"Why not, you do realise that this 'fake' relationship can turn into a real one right?" Nagisa asked. Hinano and Naigsa: Oh come on! John and Sugino: [laughing like crazy]
"Possibly" Kurahashi said "Would you like that?" Hinano: Why did she ask that? John: The main couple in this story is the two of you, I can understand why she asked that question.
"I suppose I could get use to it" Nagisa said
"That didn't answer my question" Kurahashi said
"Well, I guess I would. It would be nice to finally have someone who knows the world I'm into" Nagisa said. John: Yo, I'm into Comics too you know. Nagisa: Yeah we know, but you're not in this story. John: I probably would have been if my boss did a bunch of one shots of his favorite parts in this story that included me. But who would even be my girlfriend in it?
"Yeah it would be nice, after all isn't having a high school sweetheart an experience?" Kurahashi asked. Everyone: it is.
"So are we dropping the fake pre-tense and starting a real relationship" Nagisa: [Bangs head on table] Damn it!
"Why not," Kurahashi said, making Nagisa smile "If this 'date' goes well" making Nagisa go deadpan causing Kurahashi to giggle. Hinano: Nice tease A Geeky Love me. What they weren't aware of was Sekai who was smiling as she wiped down the stuff she used to make their dessert. She looked up to a photo of her, Nagisa's father and Kasumi smiling when she first opened the shop. She had fond memories of the three of them together. Hinano: You're Aunt must really love your dad. Nagisa: Yeah, but now that he and Mom are back together I'm really happy. Kaede: Ain't that the truth.
"He's a lot like you at that age" Sekai said smiling "She might finally get him out of that shell of his." John, Sugino, Karma, Hiroto: [Trying not to laugh] Nagisa: First person to laugh gets a Bokken to the stomach.
"So what do you want to do now?" Nagisa asked as the pair sat at the table with their empty dishes in front of them.
"Not sure" Kurahashi said "I should probably head home, I've got homework to do"
"Same, unless my aunt needs some help here" Nagisa said looking at his aunt
"You work here?" Kurahashi asked. Nagisa: He and I are really Alike. John: But you never told us you worked there. How come we never see you there? Nagisa: Maybe I'm invisible and you can't see me. John [Rolls eyes]
"Every now or then when needed, but other than that not really" Nagisa said
"Slow day kiddo, so go home and get that homework done, alright?" Sekai said
"Sure thing, can I walk you home?" Nagisa asked. Every guy: Just kiss her already Geeky Love Nagisa. Nagisa: You guys are the fucking worst. John: [laughing] Oh Come on Nagisa, we're just messing with you man.
"Sure thing." Kurahashi said.
Once she got home Kurahashi grabbed one of her teddy bears and laid back on her bed and stared up at the ceiling. John: "one of her teddy bears" How many do you have? Hinano: I plead the fifth on that. John: That only works in the States. Hinano: Isn't Crusherboy93 FROM the States? John: Damn it, you're right.
"Should I keep up this fake relationship, or should I shift into a real one?" she said before raising her bear to eye level "Well?" she asked knowing she wasn't going to get an answer.
"Well, you did just ask him out so you wouldn't go out with Okajima" Yada said over skype while drying her hair, she was asking for her advice since she was the only person she knew about the ruse in the first place. Karma: So Geeky love Kurahashi Told Toka, okay. "But it sounds like you might be getting feelings for him"
"Yep, and that's the part that scares me," Kurahashi said. Rio: Now why would it scare you Hinano? Hinano: Stuff it Rio
"Just relax, those feelings are the butterflies in your stomach making you nervous, but being in love is one of the best feelings in the world" she said. Toka: I agree with that statement. It was the same for me with John. Except we didn't start off as a fake relationship.
"How do you know that?" Kurahashi asked
"Dude I'm dating Toka" Nagisa's friend Sugino said as he was using the batting cage, Nagisa in the next station to his own. John: [glares at Sugino]. Sugino: Come on man, I'm with Kanzaki for crying out loud. John: Still...
"Still you could have told me about the bet beforehand?" Nagisa said slugging a baseball. Sugino: As if Geeky love me would have known beforehand.
"I learnt about when Toka came up to me and showed me her winnings," Sugino said, hitting a home run. Sugino: see, what did I tell ya. Yukiko: But if you're dating Toka in the story, who am I dating in the story? John: I've narrowed it down to Hiroto or Yuma. Hinata and Megu: [Glaring at John] really? John: Just saying. Hara: I think it's cool how the writer's using ships that aren't as Popular as the one Crusherboy93 uses in Hunter Classroom.
"Still" Nagisa said
"Look dude, I'm one of what four people who know about your geeky hobbies. I mean, you're childhood friends know and your cousin knows. So I don't see why having a girlfriend who is also a geek is nerve-racking, heck it probably is a good thing." Sugino: You tell him Geeky love me. Hara: So who is he referring to Nagisa? Nagisa: Fuwa, Kaede, Hinano now, and Sugino. In the story, but you all know now, so… whatever.
"How so?" Nagisa asked
"Break you out of that shell of yours, so you can use what skills you have more," Sugino said. Nagisa: Again with that shell reference, why do people think I have a shell? Everyone but Nagisa: Because you're afraid to get beaten up by your mother for speaking up against her. Nagisa: [Sarcastically said] Wow guys, thanks for that.
"And if I never do" Nagisa said
"Then life is going to suck when you grow up" Sugino laughed.
"Seriously?" Nagis asked missing the next ball
"Seriously, heck you could die alone dude" Sugino said as their baskets finished, so the two returned their bats and walked out of the stadium. Sugino sighed "Lighten up man, if you have a chance go for it" Sugino said. Every guy: Agreed. Nagisa: [sigh] you guys know I'm with Kayano, right? I'm already going for it. John, Karma, and Rio: [Devil/teasing mode] Oh, and what do you mean by that Nagisa? Nagisa: I mean that you three are going to get punched in your faces if you push the issue.
"Alright then, maybe I will" Nagisa said
"Good for you man, now come on we've got homework to do."
"Don't remind me," Nagisa said as the pair walked off.
"Rain, why did it have to be rain" Nagisa gripped as he looked at the sky the next day as he was on his way to school. "Still could be worse?" John: How can it be worse?
"You could be stuck without an umbrella" a voice said to him. John: Nevermind, that answers my question. looking to his right Nagisa was a girl around his age with long black hair with random bright neon green streaks, Nagisa froze up seeing who it was
"What are you doing back here Kaede?" Nagisa asked
"Surprise" Kaede smiled.
Kaede: I was wondering when I would show up.
John: It's a Assassination Classroom Fanfiction Kaede, I would be surprised that you didn't show up in this.
Toka: Anyway, two Chapters down, twenty to go.
Nagisa: Yae… I'm so excited for the next twenty Chapters. [Sarcasm]
