my oh my tis been a while has it not readers, well im going to keep you so onto the reading
chapter 22 tampering pictures and cops, but mainly cops
1st pov
You know after last night I felt, relaxed to be honest
Like everything was alright after the semi interesting movie with the hook guy and this islander girl with a story that reminded me a botch up version of a maori tale I remembered about Maui when I was kid, that was completely different to this and I'll be honest it felt slightly insulting to my old home.
Just slightly nothing too bad but you know what I'm talking about
Anyway after that we all happily exited the cinemas and went straight home and we all went to bed then and there
And now that brings me to this morning or well breakfast time as I was contempt to eat my meal in silence
"last night was fun" lavender stated as she sat next to jaune
"yeah it was wasn't it?" jaune replied as he had a smile on his face, despite most likely going through the ringer with yang this morning
"yeah my favourite part was when the big dude fought that giant lava monster!" nora exclaimed with a grin as ren shook his head in amusement
"mine was when moana talked down to maui, kinda reminded of a something" yang said as I looked over her as she had a smile directed to me as I couldn't help but flinch but looked away as I knew exactly what she meant by that.
"yeah mines when the giant crab comes up and sings that pretty cool song" ruby said as I nodded yeah I know that reminds of someone
"speaking of the singing, I quite enjoyed the amount of musical talent it took to compose said songs" weiss said in a redefine way
"yes well I enjoyed the narrative brings a sense of culture that not many people know" Blake said with a smile
"what about you pyr-oh hey wheres pyrrha?" yang asked only to not see her sitting around
"oh yeah pyrrha said she was going to sleep in today, kinda weird but I think she needs it" jaune said with a smile as I blinked in surprise
Pyrrha taking it easy? Well thats different, maybe something happened last night after my thing with her?
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Naaaaaaaah, but I might as well check on her
"sigh how about I go check on her?" I suggested as everyone shrugged
"alright heres my scroll to get in" jaune said as he handed me his scroll
"thanks see you guys in a bit, cause we are still going to the arcade after this" I said as ruby grinned in excitement
"yep this is team RWBY's day off of course!" ruby exclaimed as I ruffled her hair before I walked off back to the dorms
3rd pov
As Hamish walked away everyone stared as he walk away in silence before ren broke the silence
"wait didn't pyrrha tell us she was having a shower later and thats the reason why she's going to be late?" ren asked as jaune didn't moved his head as he smiled
"yep" jaune replied casually
"and doesnt pyrrha take the longest showers than all of us and thats the reason why she wakes up so early?" nora asked as jaune continued smiling
"oh yeah" jaune said as he continued to watch his best friend walk off
"you just pranked Hamish didn't you?" yang asked as jaune's mouth opened up as he had a very large grin on his face
"ooooh yeah this is revenge for all those stupid times hes got me involved with his shit" jaune said as everyone turned and stared at jaune in shock as the only person to speak their thoughts was surprisingly ruby
"dude, you are playing with a dangerous type of fire"
"heh that maybe true, but what Hamish doesnt know will not hurt me" jaune said as everyone was taken back by the very Hamish response
"well hes not wrong" was all yang said as she saw that jaune arc was in the clear of this prank
Linebreak
1st pov
As I walked up to the room I couldn't help but feel like I'm missing something here, meh not like I care stopping at JNPR's door I pulled out jaunes scroll and waved it at the lock as it clicked open and I pushed it open
Walking into the fairly clean room with four beds all lined up normally as it was a nice change of pace compared to RWBY's usual contorted mess of a dorm
Smiling at the obvious beds as on the right was the clean bed of rens, then it was messily bed of nora and then jaunes bed which was fairly average and then to sleeping beauty herself-
"hamish?" hearing my name I quickly spun my head to the right as I promptly froze as I found pyrrha not in her bed, but at the bathroom door, wearing only a towel over herself
"uuuuuuh" was all I could say as pyrrha looked at me in equal shock before her hands accidentally let go of her towel annnnnnnnd wow pyrrha how did you hide thos-
*SLAM!*
Hitting the ground the only thing I could do was fall forwards as I promptly fell face down as I saw black
Damn I had that coming, but dem tits though
3rd pov
Pyrrha froze as she looked at her out stretched black glowing hand as she looked back at the floating trophy that nora won in pancake eating contest the other day as it was floating just above Hamishs head
"uh oh" pyrrha said as he waved her hand sending the trophy away on one of the beds before she quickly pulled her towel back on and ran over to Hamish as she hoped to god she didn't kill especially after last nights moment
As Hamish slowly pulled her head under his collar bone allowing her to get the whiff of the small amount of body spray, dust and dried sweat rolled off of him, in a way pyrrha felt like the moment was never going to-
"NO STUPID DAMN BRAIN!" pyrrha shouted as she slapped herself as more memories suddenly popped up more and more as details pyrrha had no idea how she even notice let alone how she remembered them.
"damn it damn it dammit, ok calm down pyrrha calm down just get Hamish on a bed and wait for him to wake up" pyrrha quickly said to herself as she completely forgot something as she picked up the teen as she decided to place him on her bed, since she knew ren liked his clean bed, and noras bed was organized in a very messy fashion and jaunes bed, well she didn't want to think about him at the moment
So her bed it was
Dropping him on the bed pyrrha quickly to come up with reasons why Hamish would come into her dorm or better yet how but after a good minute of deduction pyrrha had nothing to go off and decided that maybe jaune let him borrow his scroll to come in, but what for? Was the question pyrrha wanted to know.
"uuuuurgh my head ooooow" Hamish suddenly said as he was awake
"oh uh hey Hamish" pyrrha said as she quickly went back to her mask as Hamish slowly moved his hand up to his eyes as he rubbed them slightly as he felt he was hit by a truck
"uuuuurgh the hell?" Hamish groaned as he slowly turned his head and opened his and promptly froze in shock
"your awake good, I'm so sorry about what I did to you I didn't mean to-"
"pyrrha, stop" Hamish said quickly stopping pyrrhas rant
"you are only wearing a towel" Hamish stated as he moved his head to the ceiling as he closed his eyes
"wha-EEP!" pyrrha yelped as she quickly ran over to where he drawers were before grabbing her clothes and fully sprinting back to the bathroom as she left a slightly blushing Hamish behind
"dem tits though" Hamish mumbled as he felt incredibly stupid at that moment and wondering why he was laying on a bed, mainly pyrrhas bed and why the hell does he not remember the last 5 minutes of his life, weird was the first thing that popped up in Hamish's mind.
Then confusion, then wondering and then-CENSORED-
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"i think I may have a crush on pyrrha" Hamish admitted out loud before shaking his head and quickly threw that thought out the window into the trash and burned said trash and hope it never came up again
*click*
Hearing the click Hamish quietly sat up flaring his aura to get rid of the pain and watched as pyrrha walked through the door in not her usual clothes
Instead she wore something vastly different to what she usually wore
"whoa" Hamish whispered in shock of the clothing she wore
Which consited of a simple white t shirt under a hooded brown over coat a pair of blue jeans and white sneakers
It was so normal that Hamish admitted pyrrha looked better than she did in her usual outfit
"sorry sorry I didn't mean to I just, argh sorry you walked in and I thought I was alone and then I was not and I just…." pyrrha finally stopped talking, Hamish sat up and rubbed his head as it felt slightly sore, but aura fixed that pain quickly as he looked down at the floor with red cheeks
"im just going to go" Hamish quickly said quickly getting up as he power walked to the door but stopped as pyrrha quickly walked over and placed her hand on his shoulder
"i um about last night, I just thank you" pyrrha said as Hamish turned his head over his shoulder and gave her a smile
"its alright, what are friends for?" Hamish said with a smile as pyrrha couldn't help but smile back before she let him go as he walked out into the hall as he closed the door.
And as soon as it was shut pyrrhas mind went from 0 to 100
'THE HELL DID HE MEAN BY FRIENDS!?'
1st pov
WHAT THE FUCK DID I MEAN BY FRIENDS!?
Grabbing my head I couldn't help but try and grab some sort of balance here!
I'm not crushing on pyrrha, that would be insane, why would I like a mother hen girl like that, I mean shes not even my type!
I'm an ass man not a tit man
Then again she does have quite the rear end-STOOOOOOOOOOP DOING THIS TO ME MIND!
Shaking my head in annoyance I quickly turned and walked away as I knew today was supposed to be a day of fun and relaxation, not insane thoughts and weird fantasies!
LATER
I stood dead in the eye of pyrrha as my lovely little cus decided it would be twice as fun to pull in our lovely sister team into our day off of fun
Not the best idea you've had there ruby
"im so excited what should we play, what should I win ooooooh ren this is going to be fun!" nora exclaimed as her best friend in the entire world stared at her blankly
"indeed and the activities will be interesting" ren stated as I couldn't help but but feel the urge to face palm
"hey jaune hows finally having a girl friend feeling, bet its fun" yang teased jaune as he blushed
"u-um well w-were just starting out yang, nothing too far or anything like that just yet" jaune said as he glanced at me, oh great hes wondering if I was going to be hard on him, dipshit I couldn't give too shits if you slept with her, just don't fuck up her heart or else
And by or else I meant I'm going to get the fucking brunt of her crying and sadness and her general depression and with one sister out of commission and a little brother that doesnt understand the concept of mature thinking, I'm going to be the one left that will have to talk her down and deal with her emotional stuff
Just thinking about it annoys me
"hmph I see then, well if you need any tips in keeping her happy make sure to ask" yang said as ruby punched her in the shoulder
"oh shut up you, don't worry jaune shes just teasing" ruby said as jaune let out of breath
"so pyrrha your rather silent today" weiss said as my eyes landed back to pyrrha as she looked at weiss with her smile
"oh yes I'm just thinking is all" pyrrha said as she moved her head away from me
"what were you thinking about?" weiss asked as pyrrha shrugged
"nothing just some things" she said as her cheeks started to turn slightly red
"well lets hope these things don't screw up your game" ruby joked as she joined into the conversation
Yeah lets hope
Later
After the bullhead landed in vale I slowly hanged back as everyone happily walked along towards the arcade and we all decided to take the scenic route via the nearby docks
"this is awkward" I heard as I looked to my left and saw pyrrha
"got that right, thought you'd be in front with the lovely new couple?" I asked gesturing to jaune and lav as they were holding each others hands.
"hahahaha yeah sure, thats exactly where I want to be" pyrrha said sarcastically?
"whoooooa wheres the polite pyrrha the public love and adores?" I asked casually as she huffed
"shes done and I'm done being polite…..well much" she said with a small smile as I nodded
"good, you sounding less and less like you got some stiff one dimensional character" I said watching as pyrrha turned and gave me a smile
"and I'm glad your not constantly referring me as mother hen" she said nodding to me
"hehehehe yeah well at least your not acting like one now"
We continued our little talk as I slowly started to notice the amount of people were staring at us, weird usually id get at least fairly hammered to get this sort of attention
"you seeing the stares we're getting?" I asked in a whisper
"for a while yeah" pyrrha said as I stopped walking and turned to one of the nearby new stands and blinked as I stared at the magazine headliner
"oh guys!" I yelled out as everyone stopped as I gestured for them to come over
"whats up?" yang asked as I just pointed to the magazine and held the bridge of my nose
"what the-wooooooow" yang said as I nodded and everyones reactions were of both shock and and red faces
"wow cus thats straight forward" ruby said said as I gave her a blank stare
"really ruby? I expected that from yang but you? Wonderful my little cousins turning into her big sister" I said throwing my hands up
"hey/hey!" the sisters exclaimed as we proceeded to have our usual family argument, and by usual I meant-
"come here you asshole!" yang yelled as she tried to grab me
"no, fuck off!" I yelled jumping away and ducking under ruby as she tried to dive at me using her semblance
"oh you wanna play Branwen tag do you, come and get me!" I yelled as yang and ruby ran at me while I proceeded to dodge them
3rd pov
"is it me or were they always this…..active?" Blake asked as she and weiss stood off to the side as the two and lavender watched the three xiao long/rose/Branwen/vulpine family duke it out, in the form of tag?
"honestly I'm surprised they are taking this more serious than their training" weiss said as she face palmed
"am I going to expect this with them everyday?" lavender asked nervously but strangely found the sight kinda sweet, for some weird reason
"yes/yes" the two partners answered at the same time not caring as they were being blunt
Meanwhile team JNPR were dealing with the magazine
"pyrrha really, wow I mean I knew but wow really?" nora asked as she gestured to the paper
"what no I mean-nora!" pyrrha yelled as her face as red as her hair
"what!? I'm just saying" nora said shrugging her shoulders while pyrrha face palmed
"well I'm shock but for some reasons not surprised" ren said toward his leader
"i know what you mean, it explains why the two were at each other necks for so long, it was because they liked each other" jaune said as he had a small smile on his face as he held the magazine he bought as it showed a big picture of pyrrha kissing Hamish
"well that may explain some things about him" ren said gesturing to the family inn fighting as the sisters were tag teaming against Hamish as he dodged them as fast as he could while pyrrha was a blushing mess
"still gotta admit the two do look like a fine couple though" jaune said with a smile as he walked over to lavender and stood right next to her
"man how long are they going to go at it?" he asked in curiosity as Hamish back flipped over ruby and dropped down to the ground ducking under yangs hand
"HEY GET THAT FAUNAS!" hearing the shout everyone paused and turned as the group watched as a young teen ran up the stairs as he had short blonde hair, a white short sleeved unbuttoned shirt, blue jean shorts, yellow and black sneakers, red gauntlets and finally he had a long golden monkey tail extended from his mid rear.
Getting up on his feet Hamish's eyes zeroed in past the faunas and towards the two police officers that were pursuing as they stopped mid step as they saw him
"oh no" Hamish said as his eyes widened as the two men pulled out their pistols
"BRANWEN/BRANWEN!" the two men yelled as Hamish didn't need to be told twice what that meant
"FUCKING SCATTER!" he shouted as he sprinted right behind the faunas as everyone else quickly did as he said as the police ran up the stairs
"now the police, who the hell hasnt Hamish pissed off yet!?" weiss yelled at ruby as the partners ran down a random street
"thats a trick question, the real question is whos dumb enough to not be pissed of with him!" ruby replied as they both ran
"that makes no sense ruby!" weiss yelled back
"seriously your family is fucking cursed!" Blake roared to yang
"no denials here, but remember he was adopted into the family so he was just added to the curse!" yang explained
"does this seriously happen every week!?" lavender yelled to jaune
"oh you have no idea, last week it was jade, and before you joined I was in the hospital!" jaune yelled
"again I'm sorry jaune!" pyrrha yelled as she ran right next to the couple
"not your fault pyr, Hamish has already forgiven you, if that guess was any indication of course" jaune joked
"we did not kiss! that image was clearly tampered with jaune and you know that!" pyrrha argued
"this is fun ren! Lets hang out with team RWBY more often!" nora exclaimed while she piggy backed on rens back
"lets. Huff. Not!" ren huffed in exhaustion
"why are you running away from the cops!?" the faunas yelled at Hamish
"might be the fact i once shoved a shit ton of laxatives into their coffee or the time I glazed their donuts in super glue, non toxic of course, or it might be the fact I have aaaaaaa lot of unpaid speeding tickets, public indecency, many forms of assault, vigilantism and under age drinking!" Hamish replied the very short list of his problems with the police
"dude thats awesome, I'm sun!" the now named sun said as he held his fist up
"hamish, rooftops!" Hamish said as he returned the bro fist as the both of them ran into a nearby alleyway as they quickly scaled and ran up to the roof tops as they continued their run.
'Well there goes my day off,Hopefully things don't get too hectic from here on out' Hamish thought but remembered something very important
'where the fuck is kou!?'
With kou now
"ok you two you've been at it since yesterday can you stop this, seriously" coco said as she stared at her teammate and his new sparing partner as they were both drenched in each other sweat tears and…yeah I'm not finishing that sentence
"one….more…..round" yatsu breathed out as he shook his head while kouh did the same as they both ran at each other
For the 25th time
"when will this end?" coco asked herself face palming at the two as she wondered who was she going to be dragging off to the showers first?
Chapter 22 end
nothing much i'd like to say other than were finally here people!
only like 3 more chapters until im in ending of volume 1 territory!
oh god its taken a while but im almost there
well I hoped you enjoyed this chapter cause it took a while to figure out but here we are
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