Written for Stratego: Prompt - Write a Fem!Drarry.


Harry Potter Has A Perfect Arse


This story contains female Harry and female Draco.


Harry and Hermione walked slowly under the cloak towards the kitchens. The stairs were particularly hard to navigate, but they managed to get down them without falling - barely.

The pair reached the ground floor and were a couple of hallways from the painting of a fruit-bowl when they heard voices. They quickly backed up against the wall, as Draco Malfoy and Theo Nott came into view.

"Blaise has his eye on you," Theo was saying. "He's determined to take you to the dance."

Harry could picture Draco rolling her eyes, she was too far away to see if Draco was or not.

"And I'm not going," she replied.

"Not going to ask Potter?" Theo said in a teasing voice.

"Of course I'm not going to ask saint Potter," she snapped. "Flouncing around the school like she owns the place. She wears boys clothes that wouldn't even fit Crabbe or Goyle, and she still thinks she looks sexy."

"She does," Theo offered.

Draco froze and narrowed her eyes. "You've been checking her out," Draco hissed in an accusing tone. "What have I said about checking her out."

"Got great boobs," Theo offered, trying to wind Draco up.

"Don't you think I know that," Draco snapped. "Much more than I have." She looked down to her small breasts and sighed. "I'm going to have to get that potion, aren't I? Can't have smaller boobs than Potter. That would be really embarrassing."

"She has a flat arse though," Theo said, as they unknowingly passed the pair.

"She does not, her arse is perfect," Draco shouted.

"Just because you saw it that one time in the showers after Quidditch," Theo muttered.

"Why are we even talking about this, I don't want to snog Potter," Draco insisted.

"Draco, I never said anything about snogging her," Theo replied. "Plus, it's Granger that has the nice arse. I get a good look when she's leaning down to look for books in the Library."

As they disappeared around the corner, Harry finally looked at a dazed Hermione.

"Do I -"

"Yes, it's perfect," Harry said. "Do you think Malfoy would go to the dance with me?"

"I'm sure she will. When you ask her, make sure Nott knows that I don't have a date."

"Will do. Now, let's get those cakes we promised Ron we'd get," Harry said, turning in the direction of the kitchen, Hermione following closely behind.

"She'd look ridiculous with big boobs though," Harry added.


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