Just Guys Being Dudes by Pinky the Polar Bear

One Saturday night, six Tree Friends were having a party at Petunia's house. The group made up of Cuddles, Giggles, Toothy, Lumpy, Petunia, and Flaky. Giggles planned out the whole shebang with Petunia. She told her friend how she wanted to throw this big slumber party with the royal blue skunk. Petunia loved this idea, but she thought it'd be even better if they invited Cuddles and Flaky to the party. The instant Giggles heard Cuddles's name getting dropped, she enthusiastically agreed with whatever the skunk said. As her train of thought chugged on, the pink chipmunk hatched an idea. They could play truth or dare. She could dare Cuddles to spend seven minutes in Heaven with her! Thinking about kissing the yellow rabbit for seven whole minutes made her face turn red. Petunia had to snap the chipmunk out of her trance. The skunk knew what Giggles was thinking. She wore her heart on her sleeve. She always thought of ways to get Cuddles to love her. Petunia was surprised it took her this long to use the truth or dare strategy.

Cuddles and Flaky arrived as expected. However, the rabbit brought along guests of his own. He convinced Toothy and Lumpy to come with him. Giggles and Petunia didn't mind. The more, the merrier as they always said. A table full of junk food and soda was placed in the living room. Pillows and blankets had been placed in front of the TV. The gang spent plenty of time chatting, eating snacks, and watching movies.

As the clock struck midnight, the party truly started to kick into high gear. Giggles had suggested a game of truth or dare. Most of the other Tree Friends were excited to play. However, Flaky wasn't too thrilled. She feared she'd be forced to do some dangerous dares. Giggles assured the red porcupine that no one would do that to her. The chipmunk looked around the room to make sure everyone else agreed. They confirmed Giggles's assurance, relieving Flaky of any worries she had. Soon enough, she decided to participate. The group huddled into a circle before Giggles laid an empty soda bottle in the center. And with a flick of a wrist, the game had begun.

The bottle spun for a few seconds before it stopped, pointing at Flaky. Even with everyone's assurance, she didn't like having to go first. Giggles laid down the titular question. Flaky chose to tell a truth. Giggles went easy on the porcupine, asking if she was having fun tonight. Flaky appreciated what the chipmunk did for her. She nodded her head, noting this was the most fun she had in a while. Giggles smiled, satisfied with the answer given to her. She told Flaky she could spin the bottle now.

"Okay," Flaky mumbled as she gave it a good spin. The bottle landed on Petunia. The dandruff-ridden porcupine wondered aloud if the compulsive skunk wanted to tell a truth or do a dare. Petunia was interested in doing a dare. Flaky dared her to chug an entire bottle of soda in one sitting. The skunk accepted the challenge given to her. After obtaining an unopened bottle, she popped the cap off and drank like her life was on the line. The other Tree Friends chanted for her success. Within half a minute, Petunia had finished, resulting in a round of applause from everyone around her. She thanked her friends for their praise.

Petunia grabbed the bottle and let it rip. Shortly after, Cuddles was the next one to take a truth or dare. He was pumped for whatever she had in store for him. In fact, he called for a dare before she could even ask. She giggled before daring the rabbit to shave his head. He wasn't expecting that whatsoever. He figured he would have to stay up all night or eat all the leftover food. But shaving his head? Oh well, a dare was a dare. He couldn't back out even if he wanted to. Cuddles went to the bathroom and did what was demanded of him. While he took care of that, Petunia gave Toothy the honor of spinning the bottle in the bunny's absence. The lavender beaver smacked the bottle, causing it to spin around until it landed on Lumpy.

"Ooh!" Lumpy let out, curious as to what Toothy had brewing in his brain. He pressed the sky blue moose on what he wished to do. Lumpy wanted to answer a truth. Toothy wanted to know how someone like him managed to always have a job. The moose had quite the tale to tell. He explained in great detail how he managed to accomplish this task. This went on for a lot longer than any of the other Tree Friends anticipated. In the process, several unsolved mysteries had much needed answers.

By the time Lumpy was done, Cuddles had returned to the living room. His head left little to the imagination. Among the bare skin stood stray chunks of fur and bleeding lashes. The rabbit clearly did a poor job shaving his head. Regardless, the deed was done. The gang noticed how screwed up his head looked, but neglected to say anything. Their reactions described everything they were thinking. Lumpy handed the bottle to Cuddles. Like Toothy, he gave it a good smacking. As if the universe was on Giggles's side, the bottle stopped at her. She tried to contain her excitement, but failed miserably. Cuddles was amused by how ecstatic she was. Before a single word could leave his mouth, Giggles repeatedly mentioned her desire to do a dare. She prayed to a higher power he would pick her up bridal style and give her seven wondrous minutes in Heaven. Unfortunately, all Cuddles dared her to do was eat all the remaining food in the living room.

"Huh?!" Giggles uttered incredulously. Cuddles worried if the dare wasn't extreme enough for her, but she alleviated his worries by stating she would go along with his demands. She went to the table full of food, dreading the task ahead of her. But if it would get her closer to what she wanted, then it'd be worth it. The chipmunk began to stuff her face full of food. Like they did with Petunia, the group cheered her on. She barely got through a tenth of the junk food before she felt nauseous. Eating so much food earlier started biting her in the butt. Sure enough, she felt something coming up. Before she could make it to a nearby trash can, she hurled on the floor. Everyone else winced at the sight of her throwing up.

Giggles returned to the circle, feeling lightheaded from puking so much. In an attempt to keep her mind off the vomit, Petunia asked her BFF if she wanted to stop playing.

"NO!" Giggles shouted manically. Everyone jumped at her sudden outburst. Upon realizing this, she rephrased herself, emphasizing how dead set she was on continuing. Besides, she would feel better soon. They figured that was good enough for them. Petunia took a minute or two cleaning up Giggles's mess. While this happened, Cuddles apologized to the nauseated chipmunk for making her barf. She forgave him, joking about how she did it to herself. In her mind, she was whining about how Cuddles wouldn't give her seven minutes in Heaven now that her breath tasted like vomit.

From that point on, nothing went her way. Every time it was her turn to spin the bottle, it always landed on anyone but Cuddles. And when it seemed like she was gonna have her wish granted, the bottle acted like it was purposely messing with her. It would appear to stop, but in actuality, it rotated some more and landed on Toothy. As the game dragged on, Giggles could feel her sanity depleting more and more. Why was the universe doing this to her? What did she do to deserve such torment?

Some time later, it was Lumpy's turn to spin the bottle. It had landed on Cuddles. Of course, the bunny went for a dare. The moose pressed his hands to his temple, trying to come up with the best dare he could.

"Aha!" Lumpy knew what he wanted to do. He dared Cuddles to take Toothy to the closet and make out with him for seven minutes. Everyone gasped at what the moronic moose just proposed. He was aiming for the big leagues now.

Giggles felt her soul crumbling before her very eyes. This wasn't supposed to happen! She wanted to crawl up into a little ball and cry.

On the other hand, Cuddles and Toothy were taken aback by Lumpy's dare. The slipper-wearing rabbit couldn't help but be impressed by the moose's determination. He stood up and took the dare head-on, telling the blushing beaver to come with him. Toothy got up and followed his best friend to the closet.

Once they stepped foot in the closet, Cuddles shut the door behind them. Because of how the door was built, small rays of light lit up the closet. It certainly set the appropriate tone. As soon as the door closed, Cuddles dropped his confident façade and showed how nervous he truly was. Toothy had consistently been a nervous wreck since Lumpy commanded them to kiss. The beaver suggested lying to everyone. Cuddles pointed out how Toothy was an awful liar. He wouldn't make it two seconds without blurting out the truth. He hated how right his bro was. What the heck were they gonna do?!

Cuddles tried to calm Toothy down. He told him they would just give each other a peck on the lips and call it a night. The toothy beaver still had his doubts. Was the rabbit actually okay with doing this? Cuddles comforted Toothy, saying how everything would be alright. There wouldn't be any awkward feelings after they did this. Toothy inhaled and exhaled in an effort to calm his nerves. He put all of his trust into Cuddles.

Silence filled the room as they stared at each other. Both of them were too anxious to make the first move. Splendid couldn't cut the tension with his laser vision if he tried. After the tension reached its boiling point, Cuddles leaned towards Toothy and gave him a pleasant kiss on the lips. He was blindsided by the sudden display of affection. In an act of kindness, he returned the kiss. A few seconds later, they broke the kiss. Once again, they found themselves in awkward silence.

Toothy broke it this time around by complimenting Cuddles's kiss. He failed to make eye contact with his friend, but the message was crystal clear. Cuddles thanked Toothy for the kind words, avoiding any and all eye contact as well. Yet again, silence crept into the closet. It was so hard for them to glance at each other. Occasionally, they'd get brave and catch each other looking. As short as these bursts of contact were, something was different. In Toothy's case, love could also be seen in his eyes. Deeply buried feelings had just been dug up for the first time in a long time. He became fully aware of this fact too. Boy, did he hate feeling this way! To be fair, Cuddles didn't fare much better. Though he was better at hiding it.

Moments passed, and the tension from earlier had reached a new boiling point. This time, Toothy cracked under the pressure. He gave into his impulses and kissed Cuddles passionately, further displaying his love by wrapping his arms around his buddy's shoulders. It was now Cuddles's turn to be surprised by his friend's actions. How long did Toothy bottle up these feelings? How did he never see it coming? He knew Toothy liked being his best friend, but he never picked up on anything deeper than friendship. And if he was being honest with himself, although he'd quickly brush it aside, he always thought the toothy beaver was kind of cute. Maybe it was because of how he was being kissed, but Cuddles shared the love by kissing back and wrapping his arms around Toothy's waist.

Eventually, they had to stop in order to breathe. Their embrace never broke as they got lost in each other's eyes. Cuddles grinned, noting how excellently Toothy showed affection. Upon seeing his friend's face, Toothy knew his decision didn't just cost him his friendship. It had evolved into something greater. He chuckled, not knowing what came over him. In spite of that, he loved it. Cuddles agreed, making it painfully obvious he wanted to do it again.

"Okay!" Toothy cried out like a kid receiving ice cream. Soon after, his back was pinned against a nearby wall as they started making out. They slid down to the floor while turning up the heat. Cuddles wanted to let his tongue into Toothy's mouth. The beaver wanted this just as much as the rabbit. As Cuddles put his tongue in Toothy's mouth, their tongues interlocked in an act of lustful desire. They were amazed by how incredible this felt. As they continued to taste each other's tongues, they pressed their bodies together, slowly building up friction. Over time, rubbing their crotches resulted in both Tree Friends getting boners.

They stopped to take another breath. A streak of saliva dripped down to the floor from their make-out session. They lovingly locked eyes with each other. Whatever doubts they had previously were replaced with lust. Toothy begged Cuddles to make sweet love to his neck. The radical rabbit didn't hesitate whatsoever. While planting a big ol' kiss on his pal's neck, Cuddles gripped their erections and stroked up and down.

Toothy let out an airy moan. He felt like he was in Heaven. Guess that's why it was called seven minutes in Heaven. Though they were definitely doing more than Lumpy bargained for. As Cuddles continued to kiss Toothy's neck, he cranked it up to eleven by sucking his bro's neck. The dorky beaver whined in ecstasy. At this rate, he figured he would jizz before Cuddles felt pressure building up in his dick.

On the topic of penises, Cuddles admired how nice Toothy's cock was. He let his friend know about his opinion. Of all the things he could be complimented for, being told his cock looked nice was far from what Toothy anticipated. Regardless, it felt good. He returned the favor by complimenting Cuddles's handjob. The rabbit flashed a toothy smile. His bro was the best. Toothy hardly ever gave him flak for the reckless situations he typically got himself into. Now that it seemed like they were gonna be a couple, imagining all the new things they could do together made Cuddles's heart flutter.

The two lovebirds found themselves on the edge of cumming. Toothy breathed out a high-pitched yelp, letting Cuddles know about his impending climax. The slipper-wearing bunny mentioned how close he was too. He started fapping faster and harder. The toothy beaver yelled out in pleasure as they both squirted out huge ropes of semen. Well, huge for these guys at least. Both bros panted heavily as their chests got drenched in cum. Toothy laid his head back, thinking if he were to die right now, he'd die a happy beaver. On any other given day, that would've literally happened. However, the universe was being kind to him that night, so he merely continued to lay there in his blissful afterglow.

Meanwhile, Cuddles was smirking at Toothy. He knew what would turn this amazing night into a perfect one. Toothy had a feeling he knew what his friend was implying. He wanted to get down and dirty in the way that was on brand with his species. The beaver stood up and got down on his knees, presenting his ass to the rabbit. He gazed at his buddy with bedroom eyes, indicating he wanted Cuddles inside of him. Cuddles nudged closer to Toothy and put the tip of his dick on the geeky beaver's asshole. Sliding inside his best friend didn't go too smoothly without lube, but jizz had to do for the time being. Toothy gritted his teeth when he felt Cuddles's dick enter his asshole. He never had sex prior to this moment, which was pretty obvious to his bro. At least, Cuddles figured he was a virgin. All of the bunny's sexual knowledge came from porn. In all the pornography he watched, there was always that moment where the animal getting fucked felt pain in the beginning. With that in mind, he took it nice and slow with Toothy.

Toothy exhaled in a mix of pain and pleasure. For the most part, he felt like his rectum was on fire. In response to all this, he just about rolled his eyes into the back of his head. Cuddles did his best to keep his friend's mind off his aching insides. As a distraction, he slapped Toothy's ass.

"Ah!" Toothy blurted out. He never knew Cuddles was quite the kinky bastard. He told him to do it again. Cuddles shrugged, giving in to his pal's request. The sound of Toothy's ass being smacked ringed outside the closet. He shouted out his enjoyment to the whole world. This was music to Cuddles's ears. In the midst of smacking the beaver's ass, he started thrusting into his best friend. Toothy didn't mind one bit. In fact, he was getting adjusted to it. That's when both bros moaned in harmony. Cuddles cursed over all the pleasure he felt. Hearing the gnarly rabbit swear in such a seductive manner only increased the dorky beaver's arousal. Cuddles never sounded so sexy. Toothy adored every second of it.

One minute later, Cuddles truly resembled his species in heat. He pounded into Toothy's ass like he was never gonna have sex again. On his end, the geeky beaver expressed nothing but raw, unfiltered delight. He could feel another climax approaching. He warned his buddy about this fact. Cuddles encouraged him to cum for him. Upon having his prostate hit by his bro's cock, that sent Toothy over the edge. He shot another string of jizz all over the floor. He wailed out the pleasure given to him by Cuddles. Soon enough, the rabbit's own ejaculation loomed closer. He asked Toothy if he wanted him to cum in his ass. Of course he did! Toothy cried out how badly he needed Cuddles's cum inside him. Inspired by the beaver's confidence, the slipper-wearing bunny thrust one last time and painted Toothy's insides white. Cuddles's tongue drooped out of his mouth as he let out the loudest moan of his life. After squirting out his last drop of seed, he fell on top of his bro. The two lovers wore themselves out. But damn, was it incredible!

As they laid there, Flaky opened the door, telling them their seven minutes were up. She yelped when she saw the position they were in. She covered her eyes and blushed, apologizing for walking in on them without knocking first. Cuddles and Toothy looked at Flaky, embarrassed over the fact that she had to see them like this. The porcupine walked away, leaving them alone once again. The bros cleaned themselves up before returning to the rest of the Tree Friends. In the time they'd been gone, Petunia's corpse laid on the couch. Giggles dared her to play Chubby Bunny. As one can imagine, the marshmallows turned to mush in her mouth and choked her to death. Some melted marshmallow poured out of her mouth as her body decayed.

Giggles couldn't hide her misery anymore. She was absolutely done with the world's bullshit. Not only did she watch her best friend die, but the guy she wanted to spend seven minutes in Heaven with did so with his best friend. The only thing that kept her from losing her marbles was the thought of slitting Lumpy's throat in his sleep. None of this would've happened if he hadn't been invited. As far as the moose was concerned, he was having a blast. Sure, Petunia suffocated on marshmallows, but for the most part, spending the night with his friends brought a smile to his face.

Toothy saw Petunia's lifeless body on the couch and wondered out loud what happened to her. Giggles grumbled to herself. Flaky explained she played Chubby Bunny and died because of it.

"Aw," Toothy's heart sank when he heard the news. He and Cuddles sympathized with Giggles. The chipmunk continued to growl under her breath. Yeah, she needed to be alone right now. Cuddles asked whose turn it was to spin the bottle. Lumpy said it was Toothy's turn. With that in mind, Toothy took the bottle and gave it a spin. It landed on Lumpy. The dimwitted moose was quick to mention his desire to complete a dare. After some critical thinking, Toothy figured it was Lumpy and Giggles's turn to spend seven minutes in Heaven.

Giggles's head twitched as she started growling much louder. Meanwhile, Lumpy gasped while pressing his hands to his cheeks. He didn't see that coming at all!

The End