When Petunia strode into the room her aunt knew that trouble was coming.
She recognised the glare it was not one she had fond memories off.
"I am pleased to you decided to join me Petunia." Aunt Hazel said while smiling.
Petunia raised an eyebrow at this and put her purse and her hand in her lap.
Aunt Hazel smirked at the sight.
"a ladies gun or a PPK?"
Petunia raised an eyebrow.
Her aunt chuckled at the look.
"My dear you are a lot like your grandparents and like me. Peace for now. shooting later."
Petunia raised her eyebrow.
"Lady gun's and any PPK are not allowed at the table dear."
Petunia raised her eyebrow again.
"Put the weapon back on safety in the purse girl and act like someone with proper manners." Her aunt ordered.
"You too auntie M,." Petunia said using the nickname she and her sister had known the woman hated.
"Why so? I am the spider and you are the fly."
Petunia smirked.
"This fly is not a bumbling bee auntie. I don't know what I deserve for having a weapon pointed at me from you or your butler. But the freak needs to drop his wand to. I am the turtle and you are the haze."
Her aunt raised her gun above the table.
"How sow Pet." Petunia bristled at the nickname.
"My shoes I am charged up and can take the hits of your bullets. I have the energy to deflect most of the attacks of the wizards too by creating a shield of some sort. Now can we have lunch in peace or are you forcing me to run and make a withdrawal at the national bank?"
Her aunt gave her a smile and made a show of letting the clip and the chambered bullet fall from the ground.
"Peace it is Petunia."
"Thanks I feared all my family hated me, But you seem to find me useful."
Aunt Hazel recoiled almost visible before she raised her eyebrow.
"Lilly told me you assaulted the man for fun"
"O being nearly raped is called fun now a day?" Petunia. Turned to the girl serving the first course "My dear what would you do when a man wants to have it is way with you?" The girl stammered before looking at the lady sitting opposite of the younger woman
"Answer her Amy." Aunt Hazel ordered with fury in her eyes.
"Fight back miss." The woman mumbled looking in shock to Petunia.
"it is okay Amy. I am sorry for using you for making my point. I manifested . And had the luck to not become part of a statistic list."
Her aunt nodded.
Eating the first course both aunt and cousin kept silent.
After finishing it and getting an drink. Her aunt started to talk with regrets in her eyes" I am sorry Petunia."
"What do you want aunt? You love gossip for breakfast and believed my parents who helped in their ignorance the bastards family and told me never to contact them again. You favoured Lily over me and came to the prison I was being hold to berate me."
"Work to do I see I. My guise still fooled you. I work for a department from the government that deals with threats that flow over between the community. At the moment William needs somebody that knows the dark side of the muggle world."
Petunia nodded and asked. "What do I get out of it?"
"A check and your fathers address. He is slumming with Eileen Prince hoping for a magical boy"
"Dad and mom where magical?" Petunia asked in a soft voice.
"Squibs my dear like you. I was not happy with their marriage."
Petunia nodded and stood up walking and looking through the doors at the gardens,
"do you know what I hated the most of being imprisoned?" She asked.
Her aunt shook her head
"Mail call and being lied to."
Her aunt raised her eyebrow
"Your point?"
"I am an asset not family. You see Lily and dad as family. Even the card was a lie."
"Petunia."
"Don't lie you see dad as expandable probably because he impregnated the Snape woman already and left her." Petunia said .while turning around "Give me a honest answer auntie the mission and the magical folk or all people?
In her right hand she held a revolver and her left one sparkled with electricity around it.
"Now you listen little girl. " before he could finish Petunia her of hand slammed into the floor creating a wave of electricity.
The man that was floating beside the fireplace dodged a bullet from the Webley at the last moment a second before her aunt had dodged as well.
"I guess lunch is over then." her aunt said while Petunia kept her weapon pointed at her. "Petunia leave by the servants entrance like you should have entered."
"You promised me lunch auntie. I did not promise to keep your staff healthy."
"you are not afraid of poisoning I see."
"Reading files helps freak."
"Files?"
"Hazel McGregor head of the house McGregor. Head of the department of intelligence, for the ministry of Freakiness. Your contacts were worse than mine
And for your information auntie. I already know dad hiss address."
With that Petunia left.
A few days later.
Knocking on her door just before dawn awakened Petunia . the boxing ball beside the bed got slammed a few times before the woman walked to the door.
Opening the door she saw a man who missed one his legs and an eye.
"Girl I hate waiting your aunt told me you would be at the airport."
Petunia did not think and kicked leaving a man with a peg leg to drop to the ground,
"My aunt can go the same way as you and suck of the guards of the queen."
From down the hall somebody yelled.
"Evans."
One of her neighbours stood in the hall wearing a police uniform,
"You know the drill Evans eyes to the wall ! The wall" the gun in her hand made Petunia smile
"Fuck you Braddock and the horse you came in on." She said.
With that Petunia released a surge of electricity( You know count Dooku. In II.)
The blast was absorbed by a bottle which flew in front of the zap going towards Braddock
"Evans calm down."
Another blast came Braddock her way
"Take your medicine dear,." Before Petunia could react she felt a sting in her neck.
A while later Petunia awaked at her couch
"Good you are waking up ." said a voice
Petunia was helped to sit straight on her couch
"We missed the plane girl." growled the scarred man
At her television there was an announcement
A plane was burning.
'Well than we are in luck aren't we?' Petunia said with a raised eyebrow. 'And I believe I never agreed to help you. You freak.'
'You really got a chip on your shoulder lass.'
'Well yes I enjoy imitating Atlas. Having family that let me rot in jail while I only defended myself. A father that fucks someone behind my mother her back. A sister that thinks she is the best because all she can is wave a piece of wood and an aunt that thinks that I dance to her tune for a bit a gratitude. Did I miss something you freaking piece of shit?'
"I don't think so" said the man while grinning. "You live to piss of people it seems." Petunia smirked. "So what is the pay?"
"A nice stay at Azkaban if you are not helping me. A nice reward if you help me"
'Define nice.'
'A check with your name on it.'
'Yeah and knowing my aunt it will be only for ten quid for expenses'
'You are al real sunshine aren't you lassie.'
Petunia raised an eyebrow.
'Well people told me you could help me out.' Said the grizzled man.
'So what is the deal?' grumbled Petunia.
"Kids disappearing. Heard you have contacts. That plane that blew up was rumoured to have a few disappeared kids on it."
Petunia frowned. In her book killing children was a no no.
"Name is Allistor Moody"
"Let me get my gear." Petunia said. Moody smiled..
Little Hermione Granger was scared. Why had this people taken her from her parents.
'Don't worry sweetheart you will be raised as a proper witch.' Simpered the woman who had kidnapped her
Hermione started to cry. A moment later the three year old was hit by a curse.
'No crying. Crying is for babies.' the woman said.
Hermione nodded while drying her eyes.
Two cracks going into rumble found the third chapter and said get back in your game brother. Better be writing then moping
