Well an update hope I did not mess up to much.
The bell rang when Petunia opened she saw her little sister stand there holding a little boy.
"What do you want Lily?" Petunia snarled
"I know you are mad at me. But I need a favour. Dumbledore is pushing me and James after Voldemort his attack to take Harry to an orphanage. Because of Dorea defeating the dark lord he demanded that Harry would be send away."
"Do I look like the head of an orphanage?"
"Please Tuney. I don't want to place him somewhere that isn't family. We even pay for his upkeep."
Looking at the boy Petunia got a smirk on her face.
"Harry and Dorea will have regular play dates"
"Dumbledore said no contact." Her sister said.
"Tell him to kiss my butt sister. He isn't a god. Siblings need time together to. Because if he thinks otherwise I will make a house call. And don't think I can't find that old school of yours."
Lily smiled and said "Thanks Petunia." Giving the boy to her after kissing him on the head.
Closing the door Petunia growled. When she looked at Harry he looked frightened.
"Hush Harry, aunty is going to take care of you."
Mentally she cursed Lily. No clothes and no toys. Who was the mother of us two?
Mister Jones had to laugh both Hermione and Harry were playing with a ball. He did not know how Petunia earned her money but around Harry and Hermione she was motherly.
This evening she asked if they could watch Harry.
Their neighbour miss Braddock had warned them about Petunia. That she was a killer.
When they asked when Harry came over someday Petunia said.
"the first kill was self-defence. The others were service."
Mister Jones had served with the SAS and understood the meaning.
A member of the department of unsporting warfare. One of those members that was recruited from prison to serve. Like the movie would say she been in a Dirty dozen. And survived.
That night she had asked if they could watch Harry. And well Hermione loved to have a sleepover. Even if it was with a boy. Soon both kids were asleep in Hermione her bed.
Both her foster parents smiling at how protectively Harry held Hermione.
Meanwhile another person entered the ring at a fighting place
"Three, Two and one. Go"
Petunia gave a kick first and evaded a fist. Before her opponent could react she put her knee in a sensitive spot and then in hi his face knocking him out.
"Baby." She said with a smile while walking out of the ring and collecting her winnings.
"Well Evans. You are good in the ring."
"Wisdom." She said in greeting.
"Nice fight. Got something." Petunia gave him a glare.
Pete smiled. "Like to work on Downing street?"
Petunia her eyes grew.
"They need a miss Moneypenny."
Petunia smiled.
"Pete you give me the best presents." Petunia said with a smile while stealing a cigarette from him.
"Your worse as that flying rat of my girlfriend." The man grumbled
That next day Petunia kissed Harry on his head.
"Got to go to work. You and Hermione will be safe with her foster parents. Otherwise go to miss Braddock."
"But miss Braddock hates you."
"I know but she knows her job. She is a police officer. You have to trust police officers"
A certain woman smiled but she would follow Evans just to be sure.
Meanwhile Harry nodded.
When Petunia reached her new working address she turned around. "Catherine it is not nice being a snoop."
The other woman glared.
"Now just like you I have to get to work."
"I get you for that murder. Vernon was a good guy." At her words Petunia her face hardened.
"Is forcing yourself on someone not a crime officer? That is what he did try miss Braddock."
The other woman gasped. "I did not know that" She whispered. "Marge said you killed him just for the joy."
"Never wanted to kill him. I manifested and well instead of a knee to the balls it became an electric chair."
The other woman looked down.
Petunia her faced softened at the younger woman.
"Question everything girl until you have proof."
Catherine Braddock looked away.
Petunia gave her a sad smile. "Once I wanted to be Marge her friend to."
Catherine 'She was always nice to me and." Petunia put her hand on the other woman her mouth.
"She knew your last name a name that tells about a noble title. Never think the Dursley family does anything without a reason." Catherine frowned.
Petunia smiled. "It is ok Catherine you know what I am capable of but now a days I am a secretary." And at the moment late for my first day of work."
"At Downing street, looks more like guard duty."
"A good secretary guards her boss their office."
The other woman laughed. before saying.
"Take care Petunia." With that Catherine Braddock walked away.
Petunia when she had entered the building had to get clearance and now she was sitting behind a desk from the last secretary had been should be called incompetent. Picking up some urgent files she walked to the prime minister her office. Knocking on the door she heard the prime minister call out "Enter."
"Ma'am." Petunia said this are some things you have to read and need your signature."
"The new secretary." The older woman smiled. "Which branch are you from?"
"The branch of don't ask questions ma'am."
The pm grinned. "Well you are better as the last guard dog."
"Did not became one by choice."
The pm nodded.
Meanwhile Hermione and Harry were at the playground with miss Jones. Both children were happily running around. A moment later a woman and a girl appeared.
"Mum, Dorea." Harry exclaimed not a moment later he was engulfed in a hug by his sister.
"Baby brother where have you been?"
"I have to stay with aunt Petunia." The girl looked down.
"But I miss you."
"I miss you too."
"Twins?" miss Jones asked. the other woman nodded.
"My sister demanded play dates. The man that demanded they were separated said no contact well my sister said she would make a house call and explain why she would kill him if she opposed him"
Miss Jones smiled
"Tuney and I grew apart after I got a scholarship at eleven. My husband worked once with her. Well I wanted Harry to be raised by someone I knew and could trust. Not my father and that Prince woman. Heck Tuney and I have a brother that is younger as my twins and two four year old sisters. Thought Tuney would have killed him the first chancre she had."
"What happened to your sister?"
"One evening she came back from her summer job and a guy tried to molest her and she manifested. Guy died in the hospital. She got sentenced for manslaughter."
Miss Jones gasped. "Poor dear."
"The worst were my parents. My husband when he worked with her. He is special branch. She told him she hated mail call. Because my father always did send her letters back and the letters I wrote were never received. When I brought Harry I feared she would kill me. And knowing what Tuney had to do to get out of prison. I rather face a dragon and the entire SAS regiment together then her."
"You mean?" Miss Jones asked.
"The kind of jobs nobody likes." Replied Lily.
The other woman nodded.
"When I came she glared at me well. I felt like she would kill me on the spot."
"Mum did you see how I caught the ball?" Dorea yelled. Running to her mother.
"I did sweetie. and a nice safe Harry."
The boy beamed at her praise.
His sister gave him a hug as did Hermione before Dorea left.
And so the years went on.
When Harry was taught self-defence by his aunt he cried after falling to the ground
"don't fucking cry get on your feet again." When she saw her nephew's look Petunia kneeled beside him.
"Harry that were safe hits." A moment later a seven year old had her in a head lock.
"You little scoundrel." Grinned Petunia before breaking free and starting to tickle him.
"Aunty." Screamed Harry.
"yes you ticklish munchkin?"
"That is mean."
"Well you know I am the wicked aunt. Self-defence can be anything"
The boy laughed while being tickled.
Hermione loved spending time with her favourite neighbour and her cousin.
Miss Petunia was a bit strict but the things she learned. Uncle Martin gave her lessons too but he told her some of the things could be better taught by a woman to a girl.
She also loved when Dorea came over. She did not have many friends but Dorea hugged her and told it was alright. Hermione asked her once why Harry was living with his aunt instead with his parents. The reply was short "politics". Dorea said with a scowl.
It seemed to be a sore subject to both her friends.
At the moment two ten years old ran in to the school having practiced some fighting and who had forgotten the time.
"Mister Potter, miss Granger. Stop fighting." Their teacher said with a scowl on her face.
"We were sparring. Just a bit of practice." Hermione replied.
The woman frowned before saying. "Practice at home. We have younger students watching you."
Both children nodded.
When Petunia came to pick both up the teacher gave her a glare.
Petunia sighted. "Harry and Hermione were practicing again I guess."
The teacher nodded with a scowl.
That evening Harry was grounded as was Hermione.
Both children planned revenge.
Petunia smirked at Harry his look the next morning.
"What are you planning Harry?" The boy blushed.
Petunia smirked. "You and Hermione will be grounded."
The boy nodded.
Both ten year olds watched their teacher while said woman walked to her car.
Holding up three fingers Harry smiled at his best friend.
Not a moment later just before their teacher could get in her car a paint bomb exploded. Said bomb was placed just under the door of the car.
When the teacher saw the two laughing she screamed. "Potter, Granger. Detention!"
Petunia and mister Jones looked sternly at the two children in the headmasters office.
Beside the headmaster stood a in pink paint clad woman.
"And Harry why did you did this?" His aunt asked.
"Me and Hermione were practicing and she was angry about it."
"I told you to practice at home!" the woman yelled. "What did they think giving a woman with a criminal record custody of a boy. A woman who fought in cage fights."
"Watch that mouth of yours you bitch or I watch it for you. You know where I work?"
The other woman shook her head.
Downing street 10 and not as a janitor."
Looking at the children Petunia gave them a glare.
"the cleaning of miss Wade her clothes and herself will come out of your pocket money and both of you are grounded for two weeks and will wash your teacher her car in those weeks."
Beside her mister Jones nodded the headmaster did too.
Both children nodded.
"I agree to that miss Evans." Miss Wade said.
That evening both got a stern talking from Petunia and mister Jones.
When both were asleep Mister Jones looked at Petunia while raising his mug of tea.
Petunia did the same.
"To our little Avengers."
The man laughed. "Hermione can pass for miss Peel."
This made all three women laugh The Jones's and Petunia having been joined by Catherine. When she heard the story she ended up in stitches.
"Those little scoundrels." She said between laughing.
"Mr Steed and miss Peel indeed."
The next week Lily and Dorea came for a visit. When Harry saw them he smiled.
"can I get out aunty?" He asked.
"No you can't unless you want to wash miss Wade her car."
"But me and Hermione did that yesterday.
"You do the deed. You finish the punishment." Was his aunt her reply.
"Baby brother what did you do?" Dorea asked with a grin.
"just a bit of practicing at school." Her brother said.
"And blowing up a paint bomb with Hermione by their teacher their car." Added Petunia.
Dorea was laughing loudly
"Way to go little brother." She said with a smile.
"Dorea do you want to join your brother in his punishments?" Lily asked sternly.
The girl looked down whispering "No mum."
"I thought so now go play with your aunt for a moment."
Soon Petunia and Dorea had left the room.
"Harry why did you do it?" his mother asked.
"Me and Hermione were sparring. And she got angry about it and punished us. Saying that younger kids were watching us. And that we should practice at home."
Lily her face softened a bit. "I see. Sparring needs to be supervised. You know why?"
Harry shook his head.
"Because even a sparring session can be dangerous."
Harry looked down his mum being an auror instructor would know such things as did his aunt.
Lily walked to the boy and took him in a hug.
"So how much paint did you get on the teacher?" she asked while resting her head on her son his head.
"She was completely pink"
"That's my boy."
That evening James, Sirius and Remus laughed loudly at dinner about what Hermione and Harry had done.
"Little marauder's in the making." Said Remus with a grin.
"You three should visit him."
"Honey you are the only one that is save around Petunia."
Lilt gave them a look.
"James he is your son too? And Sirius he is your godson."
"But Dumbledore said." Remus said.
"Like my sister said. He can kiss my butt." Lily snarled.
"Hey that is my privilege." James exclaimed.
"No honey I prefer you on the other side." Lily said with a smirk. "and me on top."
Both Sirius and Remus laughed while James blushed.
"What does that mean?" Dorea asked. Beside her four year Fleamont looked also curious
"Something you two don't have to know yet Dorea." James said quickly.
"And if your father has his way Dorea you will never know and become a nun." Sirius said with a grin
"But I want to be an auror." Dorea exclaimed.
The next week Lily had an unpleasant visit. Her father to be precise. Beside him were two eleven year old girls and a ten year old boy carrying bags.
"How nice that you came to visit dad." She said The sarcasm went over her father his head.
"Hello Lily could you watch your siblings this week Eileen is in the hospital.
"Sick again?"
Her dad nodded.
"Okay." When the kids walked inside Dorea smiled.
"Hey aunties and uncle." She greeted with a smirk.
Dorea was engulfed in a hug by the boy who started to cry.
"Hey Robbie it is okay." Dorea whispered beside her Fleamont looked confused.
"Dad beat the crap out of mum. Telling they should go for one more child. And that she should stop whining about it. He called Tasha and Anne two failures of girls and me a near squib idiot."
"I see." Lilly said from behind him.
"well lets go some fun and see of Petunia and Harry are home."
Who is this Petunia?" Anne asked
"Your eldest sister."
When they arrive near the flat Petunia and Harry their home they saw Harry being held by Hermione.
"Hermione I am scarred for live." Harry said.
I know I walked in on aunt Martha and uncle Martin doing those things once too." The girl said with a shiver.
Lily laughed "O the teasing material."
"Hello Harry." She said so with who is your aunt occupied?"
"Miss Braddock they were in the shower together when I needed to use the loo urgently." The boy said with a shiver.
When they reached the park Lily found a bench and started to watch as the kids found a black boy playing with a ball. Soon it had become a match between the boys and the girls.
Meanwhile Catherine and Petunia had finished their 'shower.'
"Poor boy we probably scarred him for life." Catherine said with a laugh.
"I think we did. Should have told him that we are dating." Petunia said.
"What I am going to tell my family" Catherine said.
"The truth. That you found a woman you like."
Well Betsy will not care but Brian is a bit homophobic. It can endanger your job."
Petunia kissed the other woman.
"Then I have to get another." She said after the kiss.
When Lilly brought Harry and Hermione home She knocked on the door and yelled "are you two dressed." Making a walking by neighbour laugh.
Petunia with a blush on her face pulled the door open and glared at a smirking Lily.
"If you wanted to give Harry the talk you could have sat down with him. I think you scarred him for life giving him a view of a practical demonstration between you and your girlfriend."
The neighbour laughed even louder when she saw Catherine appear
Around the flat news travelled fast and most people had a good laugh about it.
"The next day a colleague of Catherine teased her with a twinkle in her eyes.
"So did you locked the door this time?"
Catherine blushed.
"What happened?" a detective asked.
"O Cat and her girlfriend forgot to lock the door and well her little cousin who lives with his aunt walked in.
Around the room many people laughed.
"Poor lad was so embarrassed that he fled outside. His friend needed to comfort him. When his mother came by it was hilarious.
"If you wanted to give Harry the talk you could have sat down with him. I think you scarred him for life giving him a view of a practical demonstration between you and your girlfriend."
"I laughed my ass of when Petunia opened the door."
"As in Petunia Evans?" the superintendent asked. "Braddock are you sleeping with a criminal?"
Catherine glared. "She was cleared for that murder. She works as a secretary nowadays. Fucking Dursley got what he deserved trying to rape a girl. Heck if I have my way that entire family goes behind bars and her father too. Couple of assholes."
"It was assault leading to the boy being killed. Heck the woman got live for using electricity."
"And who do you think her lawyer, the judge and the prosecutor were friends with? Heck she ended up in a jail were those assholes made sure her life was hell. She manifested when Dursley tried to rape here and at that point she had no control!" The superintendent looked away while Catherine glared at the man.
"Heck to get out she took a dirty dozen offer. When she came living beside me she was fighting in cage fights to support herself until she was recalled for duty."
"Better off in the armed forces I see." another officer said.
"Yes." Catherine growled.
"why is her cousin living with her?" The superintendent asked.
"As my girlfriend her sister and cousin would say politics. When Harry came living with her Petunia demanded regular contact or she would make a house call with that Dumbledore guy."
"That asshole o please. I never understood why the magical community gave him so much power only because he defeated a dark lord." Another detective said. everyone looked at the woman. "He thinks he is the next Merlin according to my daughter. She attends magical school, he is the headmaster of said school, the head of their parliament and head of their version of the UN and thinks he is always right."
The superintendent said "Not a nice enemy to have."
The next week a large man and a stern looking woman.
Walked towards a flat to the both of they saw Lily sitting on a bench watching seven children play.
The woman frowned when she saw Lily and the huge man smiled.
"Hello Minerva, Hagrid. Children come over here for a moment." She called to the children.
All came to the bench. "Harry could you get your aunts and Hermione and Dean their parents please?"
The boy nodded.
"I thought Dumbledore said no contact before Hogwarts?" McGonagall.
"And I told my little sister I would make a house call and make my displeasure known." Said a new voice. "And my displeasure isn't nice!"
"Honey she is here as an introduction for the children. Don't light up the entire neighbourhood." Catherine said while she took the woman in her arms while standing behind her.
Minerva smiled it seemed as a nice couple.
"Well I came to give some introduction letters and Hagrid was coming for Harry. Dumbledore feared Petunia would not let him go to Hogwarts."
"O now he is interested in me!" Harry yelled he felt tears in his eyes. The boy fled in Petunia her arms.
"Easy Harry so he is an bit of a dumb person but all persons make mistakes" His aunt whispered in his hair.
"Dorea is going to be there and Dean, Tess, Robbie and Anne. You know what your mum said."
"That it is better for me to go." The boy whispered.
"Let's make a day of it. We even can call uncle Pete to come along and aunt Kitty." Petunia said.
Harry face brightened. "You thinks she can bring Lockheed?" Petunia nodded.
"Let's do this next weekend. Hagrid you should come along. I think you will like Lockheed." Lily said.
The big man had frowned at Dumbledore being called a bit of a dumb person but could understand the boy his anger. Magical twins had usually quite a deep connection.
"Headmaster Dumbledore is a rather wise man" McGonagall said with a frown.
"Professor. I understand what miss Evans was doing magical twins share usually a quite deep bond. If broken they tend to get insane."
McGonagall gasped at the man his words. "You mean?"
"Some go to Obscural levels after the bond breaks."
What followed was stopped by a silencing charm as the professor and Lily cursed up a storm.
"Dorea I think professor Dumbledore is in trouble" Tess whispered.
Beside Anne nodded.
"What is an Obscural." Fleamont asked.
"when someone is forced or pressured in supressing his magic an Obscurus can form in a person it is magic that lashes out. They are quite dangerous. Lashing out they can be quite destructive."
Saying good bye Hagrid and Minerva disappeared with a pop.
"Joy facing Brian and Betsy." Grumbled Catherine
"You should call them to come over." Petunia said. Behind her Catherine nodded.
"Yes time to face the music."
That evening Catherine her phone rang.
"Braddock speaking." She said after picking it up.
"Hello Catherine." Mind If I and Betsy come over and I will be bringing a friend."
"You got a girlfriend?"
Her brother laughed. "Yes I do. Also I will bring some other friends"
"See you at eight."
That evening Catherine was a wreck fearing her brother his reaction. Petunia just hugged her.
"Don't fear honey." Petunia whispered before kissing the other woman.
"Innocent kid in the room." Harry said. Which made both woman laugh.
Then the bell rang.
When Petunia opened the door she saw Pete Wisdom standing there with his girlfriend.
"Hey Evans you know where your neighbour is?"
"Well my 'girlfriend is inside." She said with a smirk. From behind sounded amused laughter.
"Well it seems we found the person who Brian wants to beat up." A man with a German accent said.
"Hello Kurt." Petunia said with a smile.
"And I must say she has excellent taste." He said raising her hand to his lips.
"Hey Braddock your sister is here if you are lucky they just turn two apartments in one." Pete Wisdom yelled to a large blond man.
The man frowned while a purple haired woman giggled.
"Yes brother it is a girl get that vibrator out of your butt."
The entire group of people laughed.
"But Catherine."
"Can make her own choices Brian." Betsy said.
"But I told dad I would protect her!"
"You know Petunia. She is quite protected. And don't fear babysitting for a while okay."
"No baby's." Meggan said going in on the act.
"Evan' s and procreate? They need the Grenadiers to keep that baby in line if that happens."
"But uncle Pete don't you love me?" Harry said with a pout.
Beside Wisdom a woman laughed.
"Harry you still have the power of cute."
"Thanks aunt Kitty."
The entire group laughed while Brian blushed.
"You clowns are coming in or what?" Petunia said.
Well this is it folks. Hope you liked it.
Omake. ( based on characters of Old soldiers never die, From Rorschach's Blot)
"We have to do what?" Sergeant Smythe asked while McLain grinned.
"Babysitting." His commanding officer said.
"Yes Harry his aunt had to go on a mission and Hermione, you and her adoptive parents are going holidaying together." Making Smythe laugh
"I get my granddaughters." McLain grinned. "That boy needs training."
