The Jellicle boys are uneasy, Jellicle girls beware
Pollicle dogs are on the prowl, there's danger in the air
Pollicle leaders are angry, Macavity's been on their case
Causing chaos under their nose, And they want him out of their face
What has Macavity done?
Inciting riots for fun?
Where on earth has he been?
In the pollicle canteen!
The goal of this criminal dude
Was probably pollicle food
Now they want to get us back
For this wanton and dangerous cat
Now he's had it away, Vanished into the night
The pollicles now look our way, Revenge is on their minds
Barks and growls they make, Snarls and vicious sounds
They are on a kitty hunt, Noses to the ground
What on earth do we do?
It's all cause of you-know-who
The last thing we want is a fight
We don't want to test out their bite
We'll have to stay out of their way
And fight another day
But we'll keep our claws sharp
If a battle is on the cards
If Rumpus Cat were here, we'd stand a better chance
In this our luck is out, and we need better plans
We'll use Mistoffelees' magic, disappear into the air
Like ghosts we'll away into the night, the Pollicles we'll scare.
The battle has come to naught
No way would we get caught
The Pollicle menace has gone
To undo what Macavity's done
Now we must regroup
As a united Jellicle troupe
For the day soon starts anew
And there's important sleeping to do.
