Squeakypurr is black and white

He loafs about all day

Jellicles lie where they like

And always get their way


To his humans he is Fred

A playful kitty-cat

a secret life he has lead

Catching birds and rats


When he sits upon a shelf

He likes to have it to himself

With his tail a-swishing round

He knocks your knick-knacks on the ground

It's done without apparent care

As if he didn't see them there

An entirely accidental act

By a very innocent cat


Like Mistofelees he has got

Powers light and dark

He can hide up in the loft

While purring in the car


If they need to find their pets

He'll vanish in a puff of dust

If you mention the word 'vet'

To him escape is a must


When of him they have a need

He simply is not there

But if they shake a bag of treats

He appears out of thin air


Squeakypurr is in the know

Likes the inside track

He always finds a place to go

To have a hidden nap


Squeaky is in the best place

Got into the zone

Now there is a smile on his face

Found a home to call his own