Squeakypurr is black and white
He loafs about all day
Jellicles lie where they like
And always get their way
To his humans he is Fred
A playful kitty-cat
a secret life he has lead
Catching birds and rats
When he sits upon a shelf
He likes to have it to himself
With his tail a-swishing round
He knocks your knick-knacks on the ground
It's done without apparent care
As if he didn't see them there
An entirely accidental act
By a very innocent cat
Like Mistofelees he has got
Powers light and dark
He can hide up in the loft
While purring in the car
If they need to find their pets
He'll vanish in a puff of dust
If you mention the word 'vet'
To him escape is a must
When of him they have a need
He simply is not there
But if they shake a bag of treats
He appears out of thin air
Squeakypurr is in the know
Likes the inside track
He always finds a place to go
To have a hidden nap
Squeaky is in the best place
Got into the zone
Now there is a smile on his face
Found a home to call his own
