Scene: The original 12, Peach, Sonic, Lucario and Shulk are watching Superman.

Mario: Okay, that's kind of silly.

Luigi: What do you mean?

Mario: I mean Superman flying around the world to turn back time to save Lois, that's silly

Peach: Kind of romantic to be honest

Link: Well Mario does have a point, I mean that's not even possible, and if Superman can always do that why doesn't he save his dad or something?

Shulk: Well he did have a heart attack so how can Superman stop that

Mario: Yes, but my point is if Superman is fast enough to turn back time then he should be able to catch two missiles

Lucario: Well for one he has to redirect it, and for two we have a speedster right here and he can tell us about it

Sonic: What? Oh yeah it is possible I done it multiple times before.

Mario: Really?

Sonic: Oh yes, I used it on my adventure on little planet many times, I had used it to stop the explosion that killed almost all of you, I used it to…

Samus: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold the phone. WE DIED!?

Sonic: …uh…yeah…

Ness: Was this the time where we had a broken stove?

Sonic: No, the first time was stopping Tabuu from coming back, where almost all of us became mindless zombies and Me, Snake, Shulk and Lucario were the only ones left.

The OG 12: THE FIRST TIME!?

Sonic: …Can you pass the chips?

Peach: How many times have we died?

Sonic (Stuffing his face with chips): These chips sure are delicious

Peach: How. Many.

Sonic places the bowl down and Kirby immediately ate them all

Sonic: You mean…today?

Pikachu: TODAY!?

Sonic: You know when you can't get the toast out of the toaster this morning Mario?

Mario: …oh my…

Sonic: and that attack by Ganondorf

Link (rubbing his eyes): It's like our entire existence is meaningless

Sonic: Well I was helped out by Shulk, he also helped out a couple of times

Yoshi: Shulk!?

Shulk: *Whistling as he shoves popcorn in his mouth*

Sonic: Or that time Simon was trying to open some magical portal…

Link: What the…no…no…

Sonic: Look, you guys are just overreacting that's all

Donkey Kong: OVERREACTING!

Captain Falcon: HOW DO YOU THINK WE WOULD REACT!?

Lucario: Sonic what have you done!?

Sonic: *Sighs and looks at Shulk who nods* Excuse me for a moment.

*Sonic bursts out of the window and runs around the planet until it reverses time, then runs back into the movie room*

Mario: Okay, that's kind of silly.

Luigi: What do you mean?

Mario: I mean Superman flying around the world to turn back time to save Lois, that's silly

Peach: Kind of romantic to be honest

Link: Well Mario does have a point, I mean that's not even possible, and if Superman can always do that why doesn't he save his dad or something?

Shulk: Well he did have a heart attack so how can Superman stop that

Mario: Yes, but my point is if Superman is fast enough to turn back time then he should be able to catch two missiles

Lucario: Well for one he has to redirect it, and for two we have a speedster right here and he can tell us about it

Sonic: A speedster never tells his secret Lucario, a speedster never tells their secrets.