Paradise PD season three fanfiction story.

Episode one starts with the nuclear blast. The pizza sauce gets blown all over the buildings of Paradise. The citizens all duck for cover, which is their saving move. Thankfully, since Dobby destroyed one of the nukes they survive. Well, some do. The buildings, however, are damaged badly. As the citizens of Paradise get back out from under the pizza, they notice that things have changed. They immediately get to rebuilding the city, and with Mayor Karen still alive, things are looking up.

The scene cuts to the Paradise PD rebuilding the police station and fixing the squad cars. Kevin is having trouble fixing his car, Fitz is working on the station and Gina already fixed her squad car. Dusty is nowhere to be seen, but he is most likely still in the bomb shelter. Bullet is fixing the evidence room.

Elsewhere in Paradise, Robby and Delbert are trying to rebuild their crackhouse. They are finding their stash of meth when it appears to be radioactive, so they call it radiation meth.

The episode ends with the town being rebuilt and the sun setting. Kevin asks Randall what they will do and Randall says that two new rookies are coming, which will greatly help them. Kevin replies "As long as everything is alright in Paradise."

Episode two starts with the two recruits joining the force and they both seem good but one is a by-the-books recruit named Wright, and the other one named Pulaski is violent like Gina. Pulaski grew up in a rough neighborhood and was bullied and relied on the Paradise PD to protect him. Eventually they taught him to fight and he developed a penchant for violence. He was in the US Army for eight years and was a cop in Hazelhurst for three years before getting fired for excessive force. Wright's backstory is unknown. Later they bust Robby and Delbert with a new kind of meth called radiation meth. This appears to be the new antagonist for the series, seeing as each season has revolved around some new type of meth.

So they start off trying to stop the radiation meth, but they can't figure out who it is, so they try to unravel the mystery. At the same time, Dusty comes out of the bomb shelter and he isn't morbidly obese because of how long he went without food.

They learn of multiple rival radiation meth dealer groups that recently arose after the legion of dooooom fell apart. One ran by Pedro Pooptooth, one by Frank Flipperfist (his people are all fellow flipperfists), one by the Russian mobster and Marcos Narcos, and a bigger one ran by an unknown boss.

The scene cuts to Dusty and Bullet having a fight because Dusty left Bullet out of the shelter. Dusty says that Bullet should have known not to laugh at him splitting his pants and Bullet says well it shouldn't be that big a deal and calls Dusty a retard. Meanwhile, they get a tip that somebody killed the Russian Mobster, so they investigate but all they find is a footprint that matches the one from the boots that they gave to their new recruits.

Episode three starts with a new criminal named Nigel Letterman. Nigel is a cranky and arrogant character. He was raised by his father to be a criminal but his father was very disappointed in him. His arc in episode three goes like this. Kevin meets Nigel in a police crime investigation to stop him Nigel slightly remembers Kevin when he was in the car when his dad was stopping a criminal Kevin and Nigel fight it out during a crime Kevin is able Nigel easily for some reason Nigel is angry that he was defeated by a twerp he resists arrest until he falls down Gina tries to finish him off on Nigel by going violent on him but Kevin says to spare him meaning he is a human being just like us and to give him a chance to be a good person so Kevin arrests nigel and sends him to his dad Kevin gives Nigel a talk and says that he can become something greater other than doing bad things and Nigel thinks about it and gives it a try he Later Joins the Paradise PD as the newest recruit.

While all of that was happening, Bullet struggles with a shortage of drugs and decides to drive to Diamond city to get them. However Diamond City has very few drugs so he has to find a trailer park. He finds one but he is short on money so he buys what he can and steals the rest. The bikers who he bought/stole them from chase him so he bites one and they attack him anyway until a cop saves him. The cop asks him why they were chasing him and he lies and says he doesn't know. He walks back to Paradise and gets high.

Episode four starts with the Paradise PD investigating Pulaski and Wright for the murder of the Russian mobster. Nigel isn't a suspect because he joined after the murder. Therefore Pulaski and Wright are the only suspects for the killing. Kevin openly says that he is suspicious of Pulaski since he is so violent and gets frustrated when nobody else is. Kevin decides to change the topic and has a flashback to meeting a girl named Amy Jones at the airport. She has red hair and freckles and is tall with a similar build to mayor Karen and she wears a flight attendant outfit.

The scene cuts to Kevin talking with Amy Jones, a girl he met at the airport. She has red hair with freckles on her face. They both seem very nervous and blushing which means that they like each other but neither one knows that the other likes them. At the same time Pulaski goes with Gina to deal with Robby and Delbert and he seems shy and nervous which indicates that he likes her. When they get there he beats the shit out of Robby and Delbert and literally shoves a nightstick up Robby's ass. Gina seems impressed.

At the beginning of episode five, Kevin is investigating Pulaski. He finds out why he was fired and freaks out. He tries to talk to Randall, but he isn't available. So he confronts him. They argue and Kevin accuses him of being the killer. As you'd expect, Pulaski gets angry and calls him an incompetent retard.

Later Kevin gets information from a dealer he busted about a deal going down at an abandoned warehouse. He goes there and watches with binoculars. He spots Pulaski nearby and rushes to arrest him when Pedro pooptooth and his goons show up. Then out of nowhere, he picks up a phone. He throws it down and they book it. (Camera cuts to Wright laughing maniacally.) Kevin still wants to arrest Pulaski but Pulaski says he was trying to bust them as well. Pulaski asks Kevin who he told besides him but it was only Wright, Randall, and Gina. Pulaski is suspicious of Bullet. (Pulaski hates Bullet.)

They go back to the station, defeated. But Kevin says wait a minute. He brings the phone of Pedro Pooptooth to Evan because he hopes that he can fix it. He fixes it but takes an hour. Little do they know, they were being watched. A car pulls up and attempts to shoot them. Pulaski fires back and they drive away. They wonder how those criminals could have known where they were. At this point, they decide to start investigating Wright, as he is the only other recruit and knew where they were every time they were thwarted. The phone was a burner and it appeared the caller phone was destroyed. However, there is a texted address. It is a haunted house and there is said to be an evil ghost there. They go in but the ghost scares them so bad they almost run out. Pulaski scares it away with a crucifix and finds 2 pounds of radiation meth. Evan was not shot so there are no casualties.

At the same time, there appears to be a new antagonist besides Wright. His name is Bob Jefferson AKA Bob the milkman and he sells propofol which is why he is called Bob the Milkman. He is evil and hates all the other bosses. He is in love with Thester and harasses him like Gina harasses Dusty. He wants to kill Wright.

Later Kevin confesses his feelings to Amy and they are now in a relationship.

At the end Wright is shown reflecting on his origin. He was the son of a crime boss and he was groomed to take over. He was taught to hide emotion, destroy evidence and be a psychopath.

Episode six starts with the chief ordering Pulaski, Kevin, Gina and Wright to go back to the haunted house from episode 5. He says that they need to clear out the drugs. Kevin protests the chief sending in Wright while they are investigating him, and Randall ignores him. Pulaski suggests bringing bullet to sniff out the drugs. The chief agrees.

They go to the haunted house and a man named Torgo warns them off, saying that the master does not want them here. However, like in the movie, he becomes attracted to Gina so he lets them in. The scene cuts to Wright calling the master and warning him of their arrival. At the same time mayor Karen decides to fire Anton. When this happens he goes insane and threatens her and starts hearing voices. Randall decides to protect her.

They enter the haunted house and Bullet gets a scent. He searches for it but instead of it being radiation meth it ends up being one of the wives lying dead on the ground. Bullet runs away like a pussy and the others become nervous. Pulaski remarks that it figures Bullet would run, and they should have put him down years ago. Torgo seems to have disappeared. All of a sudden the master appears behind them and Gina swings her nightstick but it floats through. He attacks, but Pulaski jumps in front of her and gets hit. The master tries to hypnotize him but Gina attacks and gets him away. They try to save Pulaski and he survives. They overhear the master saying "I was promised 5 new slaves." And a voice responds "and you'll get them, just finish the job." This indicates that Wright hired the master to kill them in exchange for people to mind-control. They find a shrine to manos. Pulaski destroys it and the master can be heard saying "You have destroyed my shrine. You lose my loyalty." And then the master leaves. Pulaski gets angry and after they search the house he torches it.

At the end Anton is shown being taken away by two men in white shirts. He says he will only go in a train, so they give him a toy train and he gets excited saying "All aboard! Choo choo!"

Episode seven starts with a protest outside the station. Randall arrests a bunch of them and when one of them asks to visit their friends he throws them in jail and screams "Now you can see them!" The scene cuts to Wright talking to his brother and saying "The paradise PD is distracted. We need to use it to make a move on Pedro Pooptooth." He employs Mr anonymous to find out Pedro Pooptooth's next operation and stop it. At the same time Bob Jefferson has been harassing Thester and Thester is becoming agitated. So he seeks help from Shawn the sex freak. He tells Thester to harass him back.

Fitz returns from a long vacation and is immediately freaked out by the situation Paradise is in. He is back to how he was in season 1, an incompetent police officer who somehow is still keeping his job.

Mr anonymous finds out Pedro Pooptooth's next shipment of meth and he heads over there. He kills everybody there before lighting the place on fire. However he does leave one clue. A shoe print. It leads the cops to his car, which is gone already. Nigel says that if it were him he would go to a highway road to torch it, so they look there.

Dusty gets knocked on the head and dreams that him and the Paradise PD are Italian peasants in the 1930s.

Pulaski confesses his feelings to Gina and she says that she likes him back and kisses him.

At the end Wright congratulates Mr anonymous and sends his brother to set up a meeting with Bob the Milkman. However, Bob declines.

Episode eight starts with Kevin making out with Amy. He starts to put his hand up her skirt when two guys wearing ski masks bust in. They both surrender when the robbers pistol whip Kevin and kidnap Amy.

Wright is shown talking to his brother and when his brother asks why he didn't order his men to kill Kevin and Amy instead of kidnapping Amy he says that killing him would help, but with Amy kidnapped he can make Kevin do whatever he wants.

The next scene shows Randall, Bullet, and Dusty trying to find money to buy ammo for the PD. Bullet is helping because if they have more money they can bust more criminals which will put more drugs in the evidence room. They start a gofundme but they only get $20. So Randall decides to take money from Diamond city. He says that they will do this by sneaking into the Diamond City police building and stealing their seized cash. Bullet agrees because there is probably tons of drugs around as well.

Kevin enlists the help of Gina, Pulaski and Fitz. Of course, Fitz is going to be pretty useless because he doesn't get into fights. Gina decides to interrogate some inmates and find out who did it. The inmates confirm that it wasn't Frank Flipperfist or Pedro Pooptooth, so it is either Marcos Narcos getting revenge for the Russian mobster or the "unknown" boss. Wright learns of their investigation and leaves an anonymous tip that it was Marcos Narcos. However, when they bust Marcos Narcos he says that it was one of the new guys. But not Pulaski, the other one.

Meanwhile, Randall, Dusty and Bullet are breaking into the evidence room in Diamond City. To their surprise, there is nobody guarding it. They find one big bag of cash that contains about $5,000 dollars. They book it out of there but Bullet is still there looking for drugs. He finds a new bong so he catches up and they escape.

Kevin, Pulaski and Gina try to arrest Wright but it appears he was one step ahead of them, leaving a note that says "If you want to see your girlfriend again, meet me at the abandoned warehouse at midnight. Bring Pulaski and Gina but nobody else." They get ready to go when Randall shows up and gives them bulletproof vests with extra ammo. He stays near the warehouse as backup. They go into the warehouse and Mr anonymous, 2 goons and Wright with his brother are there. Wright says "I can't believe that you fell for my trap! HAHAHAHA! I'm going to kill all 3 of you and escape in my helicopter." Kevin says "I won't let you hurt anybody ever again!" Randall shoots one of Wright's goons and Kevin shoots the other. Mr anonymous shoots Kevin in his vest, knocking him down. He rushes Wright and his brother to the helicopter, but his brother is jumped on by Gina and Wright tries to save him. His brother says "You can't save me! Escape while you can!" Pulaski shoots at them and they run to the helicopter and escape. Kevin untied Amy and says "Thank god you're safe." Gina asks what they should do with the brother and Pulaski replies "Arrest him. I plan on having some fun with this asshole."

Back at Kevin's house him and Amy are sitting on the couch and kissing and then they have sex, making this Kevin's first time with a person.

Episode nine starts with Wright and Mr anonymous talking about how to break Wright's brother out of jail. Eventually Wright calls a man named Dr spectrum and tells him to bring his phasor gun because they are taking care of a little problem.

Pulaski walks into the interrogation room and punches Wright's brother in the face. He says "IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHERE WRIGHT IS IMMEDIATELY I WILL BEAT OUT SO MANY OF YOUR TEETH IT'LL BE CALLED THE MOUTHQUAKE!" The brother denies everything and calmly says "When my brother gets here you'll be sorry." Pulaski leaves and decides to go back on patrol. He meets Gina outside and they briefly kiss. They are seen saying goodbye and getting in their patrol cars.

Mayor Karen is going on live TV at 7 o'clock to give a press conference on the new kingpin.

While on patrol, Pulaski spots Bullet smoking weed in the alley behind the station. He walks up to him and crushes the bong and kicks him, threatening to beat his ass.

The scene cuts to later that day when the mayor is going on TV. Wright, Mr anonymous and Dr spectrum prepare to take over. When she walks on stage they spring into action and grab her. As soon as it is under control Wright announces "Dr spectrum here has a phasor gun that can de materialize objects. If the Paradise PD does not have my brother outside of the station when we get there I will shoot the mayor, then Dr spectrum will Dematerialize the station." Then they leave with the mayor and head to the station. Randall is outside with the brother. Wright says "You always were stupid" before turning the gun on Mayor Karen. However it is knocked out of his hand by Gina, who attacks him. Dr spectrum threatens to dematerialize the station but Hopson shows up naked and grosses him out so much that he dematerializes himself and the phasor gun with him. The brother attempts to escape with Wright but falls down a manhole and gets killed by the flipper people. Mr anonymous shoots a few of them but is unable to save him. Wright decides to escape and salvage what is left of his organization.

The episode ends with Randall asking if everyone is ok.

The finale starts with Mr anonymous walking into an abandoned warehouse and shooting three of the men in there. The other five go for their guns Mr anonymous kills four of them, prompting the last one to drop his weapon. He shoots him anyway. He lights the warehouse on fire and calls Wright, saying "Marcos Narcos's main drug house is destroyed" before breaking the burner phone.

\*Intro plays\*

The scene cuts to Randall briefing the cops on what they know. It seems as though Wright is taking out everybody else who poses a threat, and Fitz mentions a few of Pedro Pooptooth's men getting killed. Randall says that Wright is their new top priority. Pulaski says they should let him destroy the other criminal organizations before getting him. Kevin jumps in and says that if he isn't stopped he will attack them as well.

The scene cuts to Thester walking through a parking lot when a pedo van drives up and Bob Jefferson pulls him into the back. Thester asks who are you and why are you doing this and Bob refuses to reply. He drives to an empty building and drags Thester to the basement.

Kevin is changing into his uniform when Hopson walks in. Kevin says to go away and Hopson just stares at him like a weirdo. Pulaski walks in and gets Hopson to go away by telling him there's a guy with three assholes outside. He tells Kevin he needs to talk to him when he's done. Kevin finishes and asks Pulaski what he needs to talk to him about. Pulaski says Kevin needs to swear that he won't tell anyone. Kevin reluctantly agrees and Pulaski tells him. He says he thinks that Randall is dirty. Kevin disagrees and Pulaski says that Randall is a little too protective of the other criminals. Kevin says that's just because he wants to stop Wright. Pulaski admits his theory was a little far-fetched and walks away.

Fitz calls Thester and after the fifth time he doesn't respond he becomes worried. He checks traffic cameras and sees Bob kidnap him. He decides to check Bob's known residences and can't find him at any of them. He checks again and realizes he missed one. He goes there and looks. He hears Thester screaming and runs in to find Thester tied to a chair with an asian woman saying she wants to do the "Cutting of the hide" on him. Fitz can't shoot her, because he carries a piccolo. However, Thester being his shrink and right there calms him, so he tackles the woman and punches her. She stabs at him, but he elbows her and knocks her out. Bob points a gun at him and sarcastically claps, then puts the gun to Thester's head but Fitz tackles him and Thester breaks loose, kicking Bob in the face. They escape.

The next scene shows Gina, Kevin and Pulaski discussing how to find Wright. Kevin suggests they search the docks for him or some of his henchmen. They go and somebody immediately shoots at them. Pulaski shoots him and yells to get down. They all jump down and they are still shot at. Kevin misses all his shots while Pulaski and Gina deal with the shooters. When they are safe, Pulaski is pissed that Kevin was so useless during the shootout. He says that Kevin shouldn't be a cop if he acts like a little bitch every time shit gets serious. Kevin tells him to stop and he gets in his face saying "Or what?" and Kevin says that Pulaski can't do any investigating he is only good for punching crackheads and Pulaski lists his contributions to the investigation until Gina goes between them and says that they need to chill if they want to find Wright. Kevin says "Fine. I'll be the adult." And Pulaski glares at him. They look for clues and Pulaski finds an address. They bring in the rest of the Paradise PD and head to the address. They get there and they spot two guys carrying uzis. They go behind Dusty and let them shoot him, then make him sneeze so the bullets shoot the criminals. They kick the door and there is nobody there. However, they see Wright running to his helicopter. Thinking quickly, they roll Dusty over to it and have him hang onto the blades, which breaks it (he is fat again). Wright jumps out by a car he had parked. He shoots at them and Mr anonymous shoots at Pulaski, but misses. He almost hits Pulaski buts Kevin hits him in the leg. Gina makes sure Pulaski is ok and then Pulaski thanks Kevin, saying that he was wrong and Kevin isn't useless.

The episode ends with Wright and Mr anonymous sitting in a basement. Mr anonymous is wearing a bandage on his leg but does not look like he is in pain. Wright says that they are going to leave in order to gather strength, then come back and slaughter the Paradise PD before taking over Paradise. Mr anonymous says "I'm loyal to you until the end, boss." And Wright says "Good." before walking into the camera.

The end.

The episode starts with Randall giving a briefing on the current situation. He says that they need to find Wright, so he has brought someone in. My new OC Max Tracker walks in. He is 6ft, has a mustache, blue eyes and light brown hair slicked back. He walks in and says "What's up pigs?" And briefs them on what he has found. He stops and hits on Gina, which angers her and Pulaski. She threatens to kill him and he backs off.

The scene cuts to Kevin walking up to Amy's parent's house. He rings the doorbell and Amy answers. Except it isn't Amy. It is her mother, and she is smiling. She says to come in so he does. He sits down next to Amy and she kisses him. Her father glares.

The scene cuts again to Wright talking with Galina the figure skater, a character from a scooby doo episode. She thanks him and he says to go after Marcos Narcos.

Going back to the dinner, Kevin has been polite and respectful the whole time but her parents hate him nonetheless. Amy asks why and they say because they want her to be with a successful man. She says that she doesn't care and she loves him no matter what and they leave.

The episode ends with Galina gearing up in her frozen menace suit and then the credits play.

The end.

The episode starts with Gina in bed and Pulaski wakes her saying happy Valentine's Day! They kiss and it shows he brought breakfast for her. They are conversing when Max Tracker shows up. Pulaski opens the door and says "What do you want? Max says he wants to check the area around Paradise and Pulaski says no because they already checked and he shuts the door.

The scene cuts to Kevin and Amy together at Kevin's house. Kevin says that he is glad he doesn't have to work so he can spend time with her.

The scene cuts again to Galina. She is outside the station in her frozen menace suit. She skates inside where only Hopson is. He ducks for cover and she smashes into the evidence room and plants a bomb before skating out. However, Robby and Delbert are at it again and they are drunk riding a gorilla. She barely avoids it but falls down. Then the gorilla beats the shit out of Robby and Delbert. She tries to get up but Dusty is there. She calls him fat and he hits her with his blubber. The other cops are arriving but two hitmen named Mickey and Mallory (Natural born killers) show up and shoot at them and rescue her. Randall arrives late and yells "GOD DAMMIT!"

The scene cuts again to Kevin and Amy going to sleep and Kevin says "Happy valentine day."

The end

The episode starts with Robby and Delbert pouring oil into a dumpster. When Dusty sees what is going on he tries to stop them but he falls in and starts playing in it. The rest of the officers tell Dusty to get out but Robby and Delbert cheer him on. Nigel is there and he arrests Robby but Delbert breaks his cuffs using the robot hand.

Dusty comes out and leaves a massive puddle of oil. Randall yells at him and has him go home. Wright was selling meth and would have made a lot of money but the oil made Mr anonymous slip and get a concussion. Wright is shown sitting next to Mr anonymous on what appears to be a bed, and saying that they need to find some dirt on the Paradise PD when a henchman comes in and shows him something and says it's a porno of the chief and the mayor. When Wright asks where he found it he goes silent and stares awkwardly.

The scene cuts to Max Tracker briefing the PD. He says that he has heard about Pedro Pooptooth becoming allies with Wright and then Wright leaves them a tape of him saying he found their porno and will show it to the world.

Kevin and Nigel go to pornhub HQ to get them to take down the video. They agree but Nigel says that Wright has probably downloaded the video already. So they go to Shawn the sex freak. He says that they need to get a hacker to find the digital copies. Luckily Shawn says where they can find a hacker. They go there and find a hacker named Lizard Nerd and he tracks the location to a remote warehouse. They go there and bring everyone. They destroy the computer.

The episode ends with Wright saying "They won, but I've got an idea. Time to bring in Dr Googengrime.

The end.

The episode starts with Wright saying "I have found a man to help us. His name is Professor Googengrime. I have convinced him that if he helps us by disappearing the Paradise PD then he'll be considered a great magician again." Then Professor Googengrime walks in and says "Hello gentlemen."

Intro plays

Max Tracker is briefing the Paradise PD on the situation, and says that they need to look for any signs of Wright in Paradise because he appears to be on the move again. Kevin says that he has found a few key points around Paradise and Nigel disagrees, saying that they are in other areas as well and Kevin replies that he thinks they should focus on the main hotspots. Pulaski butts in and says that the other criminal groups are causing problems and he says that he has busted five criminals from other organizations today. They all start arguing but then Randall yells to shut up and then a super hot girl walks in and says "Hi! I'm Maya!" Max Tracker immediately starts acting like a simp, staring at her tits and getting an erection. Everybody is noticeably surprised by her attractiveness except for Pulaski, Kevin and Randall. She looks mostly like Amy from Brickleberry except she has brown hair and green eyes. Randall says that they needed some manpower and she was the only applicant. Randall says that she'll ride with Gina. They all leave.

The scene goes to Professor Googengrime preparing a trick. Mr anonymous asks why he does weird tricks and he gets irritated saying that he doesn't understand being a magician. Mr anonymous says he isn't talking about that, he means why does he disappear people to for contract hits. He mentions that he was in delta force and he preferred the conventional methods. Professor Googengrime replies that he isn't a criminal, he is simply doing this for his art, which is magic. "Whatever" says Mr anonymous.

The scene cuts to Kevin with Amy. She asks him about Maya and he replies "Are you jealous? I don't even know her. Besides, I love you, not anybody else." And she replies "I know." Before kissing him.

The scene cuts back to Maya with Gina. They are at a crime scene of a robbery where a bunch of jewels seem to have vanished by magic. When they inspects it closer, the cases that hold the jewels are all gone as well. This appears to be the work of a new criminal. They get a magician's card with an address leading them to an abandoned building. When they get there it is empty. Maya walks in and says "Oh well! Better head back!" But then when she walks by a small wall near the side, she doesn't come out. She seems to have disappeared. Wright is spotted on an escape by the ceiling cackling maniacally with Mr anonymous and Professor Googengrime and Mr anonymous has Maya in his arms, held captive. He tells Mr anonymous to kill her, so he snaps her neck. Then he phones and says "Mickey. I got the Paradise PD in her. Take them out." and then Mickey and Mallory Knox from Natural Born Killers bust in and shoot at the PD. How ever Pulaski starts yelling military commands and shooting. Gina shoots one and Pulaski shoots one of them.

The episode closes out with a wide shot of the PD talking.

The end.

The episode starts with Pulaski and Bullet arguing with the chief. Pulaski says that Bullet needs to be fired and Bullet says that Pulaski is just mad because his life is boring. Pulaski gets very angry at this and turns to the chief and says "If you don't get rid of this animal I'll do it myself!" The intro plays Max Tracker walks in and notices Amy is there and kisses at her, saying "Good morning sexy" and Kevin pushes him away. He walks to the podium where the chief stands and says "I've got an informant who says she is Galina Korzhakov AKA the Frozen Menace. She has agreed to visit me alone." and Kevin says they are coming with him. Max agrees but tells them to stay hidden. The scene cuts to Wright with Mr anonymous. They are silent when someone runs in and says that Galina is snitching to the cops. Wright calls Professor Googengrime and gives him a new "Magic trick". The scene cuts again to Pulaski. He angrily walks up to Bullet who is high and says "That's it! Since the Chief is too useless to get rid of you, I'll do it myself." and then he arrests Bullet and throws him in the jail cell. Kevin sees and walks over and asks why Bullet is in jail. Pulaski replies by listing his various crimes, like Possession of narcotics, Drug trafficking, Corruption, impeding and interfering with multiple police investigations as well as others. He says that he found out about all of that, which is more than enough to arrest him. He also says that he is surprised that Kevin of all people would defend Bullet.

The scene cuts to Max Tracker going to meet Galina. He sees her and goes to her. He says hello, and she says hello. He asks why she decided to work for them and she says because the scooby doo people have almost found her and she doesn't want to go to back jail in Russia. She tells him that they have a bunker where they conduct their operations right outside Paradise. Before she can say where a blanket is pulled over her and when it is pulled up she disappears. There appears to be nobody there, but then Galina falls dead next to Max.

The scene cuts to the Chief yelling at Pulaski. "I've got a kingpin to who wants to kill us all, and I've got to deal with this. I know Bullet may be a useless fuckup, but he's all we've got. We can't afford a new K9." "Sure we can. We bought a supercar, we can afford a K9." "I am giving you a direct order!" "Fine, be an incompetent fatass, see if I care." Pulaski lets Bullet out of jail. The episode ends with Max Tracker at his desk, studying clues.

The end.

The episode starts with Dusty and Hopson trying to talk to zookeeper dave. Hopson falls asleep in the car so it's just Dusty. Zookeeper Dave says that the gorilla wanted it. Dusty asks the gorilla if he, indeed, wanted it the gorilla doesn't understand but grunts. Dusty says "Well ok, you lovebirds enjoy." and leaves.

*Intro plays*

The scene cuts to Max briefing everybody. He says that Wright is most likely operating near the Paradise Border. Randall jumps in and says that they have gotten reports of a Winnebago RV being used by two of the cooks. Often the cooking is done at night, so they are going to do a night patrol near the border. Nigel and Kevin get in a car together and Pulaski gets in a car with Gina.

The scene goes to Kevin and Nigel in the car together on the night patrol. They appear to be arguing about where to patrol. Nigel thinks that they need to look for the bunker, not two random meth cooks. The argument devolves and they resort to calling each other names when Pulaski and Gina roll by and ask them if they saw anything. They say no and Pulaski and Gina drive away, the camera following them.

When they stop on the side of the road, Pulaski says he'll be right back. He leaves, and Gina gets a call from somebody. Turns out it's a telemarketer, but he won't stop talking and threatens to murder her if she doesn't buy a new phone. She hangs up. Pulaski comes back and it appears he went to grab some coffee. He hands it to her and gets back in the car. She thanks him and comments on the telemarketer and he asks for the phone number. They call it and a teenage boy answers. It was a prank call. The scene closes out with a shot of their hands together.

The scene goes back to Kevin and Nigel. Nigel says "Well at least I didn't fuck a car." indicating they were still arguing. Kevin tries to reply but can't think of anything to say. Nigel says he is bored and wants to go back. He says that it isn't like they are just going to drive right by them but as he says that the RV drives by. They pull it over and call for backup. Pulaski and Gina arrive and they all approach. They ask them to leave but they hear Jesse say "This is my domicile and I will not be harassed! Bitch!" So Nigel says to kick the door in. They run in and they see a meth kitchen and come face to face with Jesse and Walter. They cuff them. When they cuff Walter he tells them to back off but he is ignored. Professor Googengrime drops a curtain over the RV when the cops' backs are turned and it appears to be gone. Fortunately, Professor Googengrime drops the RV on accident like he did the elephant which is what originally humiliated him into insanity. Enraged, he gets the mechanism he used to flip the RV on top of them, killing Walter and Jesse before Gina jumps on top of him and beats him up.

The episode ends with Mr anonymous dressing up as a janitor and stealing Hopson's keys. He unlocks Professor Googengrime's door and snaps his neck, similarly to how

The end.

The episode starts with Wright and Mr anonymous talking. Wright says that once they make their massive final sale they will be able to take Paradise.

*Intro plays*

Randall is briefing the team and he is clearly agitated. He says that their only useful prisoner got killed by somebody. Max interrupts by saying that word on the street is there is a major meth deal going on, one that is in seven figures. He doesn't know where it is, but he knows it will be going down at midnight. So they decide to question suspects heavily.

The scene cuts to Wright and Mr anonymous together at a desk.

"Are you sure you want to stick with Paradise? It might be better to leave and find another place. Hazelhurst, Diamond city, even Chicago." Mr anonymous said.

"I promised my father I'd rebuild his empire in Paradise." replied Wright before turning to the bunker, which is the first time it is shown. There are people building guns, cooking meth, and standing guard.

The scene cuts to Pulaski interrogating someone. He is bloodied and beaten when he tells Pulaski. Pulaski walks out and comments "Ah, that makes me feel like I'm in the sandbox again. Also, the deal is going down at the docks."

The scene cuts to the meth deal. The guy who is buying the meth has a boat, Wright has a helicopter. The buyer appears to be Pedro Pooptooth. The camera shows Pulaski with his gun out, Kevin with his gun holstered, Gina with her gun, and Randall with his gun holstered. Max is there and has a shotgun. Dusty, Hopson, and Fitz are also there. They are all tense when the crates are revealed. Rather than only money, Pedro is also trading rocket launchers with the money. There appears to be a ton of meth. They jump out and yell freeze. Pedro runs with the meth on wheels. He pushes it onto his boat and his goons get in. They drive away but Pulaski shoots one. Wright's thugs shoot at them but Gina beats one to death, Pulaski snaps one of their necks and the chief puts on an extra testosterone patch and beats one to death. Mr Anonymous is on a shipping crate with an ak47 and shoots at them. They shoot at him but he grazes Kevin with a bullet. Wright yells to come and runs to his helicopter and quickly grabs a rocket launcher. and shoots it. Mr Anonymous jumps down and they escape.

The episode ends with Wright talking to Mr anonymous.

The episode starts with Kevin in a hospital bed after getting shot. He has recovered well and is scheduled to leave today. The bullet grazed him so his arm isn't broken. Amy is there with him, as well as Karen, Randall, and Fitz.

"Thanks for coming to visit me, dad" said Kevin.

"It's no problem, son. I love you like a footjob"

"I should be out soon. Anybody notice Wright hasn't done anything?"

"Yeah..."

"What?"

The scene cuts to Wright with Mr anonymous together in the bunker. The men are putting on vests and grabbing guns. Wright himself has a gun. Mr anonymous is carrying an ak47. There are vehicles and the men are snorting meth. Everybody is in a hurry. As they are leaving Max Tracker yells "I won't wait up, asshole." They pile into the vehicles and go to Paradise. On their way, they spot a police officer on the side of the road so one of them leans out of the vehicle and shoots him.

Kevin is back at his house and he says "I can't believe Wright captured Max. Even though he was an asshole I wouldn't want him to die..." Amy is with him and she comforts him. He is about to fall asleep when he hears gunshots. He jumps up and grabs a gun. He yells to Amy to get down. He sits there with the gun and opens the window to see what is happening. He sees a bunch of Wright's thugs fighting Marcos Narcos's men. They are pretty clearly winning. All of a sudden Gina shows up and starts beating them up but they pin her down when Pulaski snaps their necks and kills them in a few other graphic ways.

The scene shows the other places where Wright is attacking. The biggest one is at the Paradise PD station. Kevin says he has to get there (He doesn't know about the shootout) but Amy tells him no it's too dangerous. He insists on it and she says fine but be careful. He rushes outside and the firefight by his house is over. Pulaski says to come in his car and they rush back to the station. When they get there Gina grabs the shotgun and blasts two guys. Pulaski shoots two and Kevin somehow manages to hit one. They run into the station to grab weapons. When they get to the armory Pulaski says that they are outnumbered so they are doomed. But Kevin mentions using Dusty as a bullet shield like in episode 1. They do this and then they manage to push back the attackers significantly. Mr anonymous shows up. When he does, a fat hillbilly in a camo shirt and some camo shorts carrying an AR-15 walks over and says "I'll save yo-" and Mr anonymous shoots him twice in the head. Bullet runs away yelling fuck this and he goes to smoke weed with Evan.

It cuts back to the shootout and now Wright is showing up in a helicopter. He fires a gun at them. But right when they think they are dead, Pulaski runs to his locker, grabs what looks to be a pill takes it, and rushes outside, killing a ton of the enemies, which allows the others to run out and push away the enemies. The rest of the enemies escape or surrender. He is still going crazy so he snaps one of the criminal's necks. Then he sees Mr anonymous and Wright escaping in the helicopter and he shoots at them. Then he chills out and appears tired. Randall asks what that was and he ignores him, saying that they need to get Wright when Mr anonymous appears. Turns out that it wasn't Mr anonymous in the helicopter. Mr anonymous throws a flashbang and shoots Pulaski but misses and only manages to hit him in the shoulder. Gina attacks him and he throws another flashbang but Pulaski gets up and punches him down before snapping his arm and his neck and then kicking his head off. They ask if he's ok and he ties a bandage around it and although he is injured he can still walk and stuff.

The scene cuts to Wright calling all his men and telling them to meet him at the town hall. Most of them say they can't because they are in a fight but some can. They meet and one of the leaders says that they sent Frank Flipperfist back to the sewer. They run in and grab Mayor Karen and put a gun to her head. They then grab a radio and tell Randall and the others to head to the town hall or Karen dies. Luckily, Wright's men seem to be lacking in numbers.

The camera goes back to the police and they are in the SUV. They get there and exit the vehicle. When they are all out and behind Dusty Wright's men hold them at gunpoint before leading them into the main hall. Then Wright appears with Mayor Karen in his arms. He orders his men to shoot them but then Hopson farts his largest fart, which makes a couple of his men choke on their vomit. Now there appear to be about 8 men left. All seems lost when Max Tracker appears and shoots 3 of Wright's men. This leaves an opening for them and they take it. Karen stomps Wright's foot with her high-heel so Kevin and Randall go to save her. Fitz hides in Dusty's fat rolls and Dusty ends up rolling like a bowling ball and crushed two of Wright's men. Then Gina beats the shit out of two of them and hobo-cop shows up and hits the remaining guy with a stick.

The episode ends with Pulaski being brought away by EMS and Wright being arrested by the DEA. They are glad that Wright is gone and Paradise is safe, especially since all the criminals are gone. In the end, it shows Frank Flipperfist and Marcos Narcos finding a sewer tunnel that leads to a remote national park.

The end.

Part 3

The episode starts with a text on the screen that says "Two weeks after Wright's arrest. Pulaski is out of the hospital and recovered and Kevin is receiving a medal. All appears to be well." the scene then cuts to Kevin being awarded. Randall puts the medal on his chest and congratulates him. Everybody claps. He walks away from the podium and shakes everybody's hands. They all sit back down but not for long because they get a call about a bunch of bikers robbing a store.

They arrive and there are 3 bikers there. Gina runs in and beats two and then Pulaski runs in and tackles the third. He points his gun at the guy and shoots right next to his head to scare him. Not surprisingly, it works. The guy pisses himself and starts crying. Then Randall notices what the man's biker vest says. It says Paradise Biker club. Randall is shocked and says "They're back!?"

"Who?" replies Gina.

"The Paradise biker club. They were the worst when I was younger. They were the biggest criminals in Paradise. I can't believe they're back."

Kevin replies "I didn't know they existed."

"I almost forgot them myself."

"Well, they can't be worse than Wright."

Then a group of bikers pulls up and they yell "Die!" and they aim shotguns but Gina shoots them. The scene cuts to them all back at the police station. Kevin decides to ask Pulaski a few questions. He sits Pulaski down and asks him about the pill he took in the finale. Pulaski refuses to answer but when he realizes Kevin won't leave him alone he reluctantly answers. He explains that he got it in the army from an Iraqi shaman. He only got six, and he has used two. One was the first, the other was in the finale. When he first used it he became superhuman. Pulaski is irritated by the question and gets up, wanting to go. Kevin allows him to.

The episode ends with a biker in a trailer. His name is Cletus copkiller, and he is sitting at a desk. He is with two other bikers. He is angry and throwing things. The other two are a bit intimidated by him. He calms down and snorts some meth. He then tells the others to round up the others because it's time to kill ass-chin (Randall).

The episode starts with Randall making an announcement. He says they've been hired to do a PSA on drugs when Bullet walks in with cocaine on his snout and he is slurring and having difficulty walking. Randall decides to send him, Dusty, and Hopson to a civil war reenactment, since it's the one place where they won't get in any trouble. Then he briefs everybody else. He says that they are going live on the news to do a PSA on meth and they got paid a lot of money.

The scene cuts to Cletus talking to the other bikers. He says that they will take over the PSA and promoting radiation meth. They all cheer and one of them shoots a gun in the air. Then they go and snort some meth and party.

The scene cuts to Dusty, Bullet, and Hopson at the reenactment. Bullet complains about being bored and Dusty sings a long inspirational song about the civil war. Bullet groans and gets up when a guy in a confederate uniform pulls him down. He says to stay down. Bullet gets up and gets shot with one of the fake rifles. He is annoyed by it but before he can say anything the guy pulls a confederate uniform over him and the others. After that, they notice Fitz is there dressed as a slave like Denzel was in Brickleberry. He explains that they invited him and said he had good looks for the part but it turned out they meant for a slave. Then one of the confederates yells charge.

The scene cuts to the PSA. Randall is talking about meth and Gina and Kevin appear to be part of it as well. They show meth heads ODing when Cletus and the bikers show up. They burn the screen and yell "Meth is awesome!" and smoke meth. Then they stab a reporter and attack the PD. Thankfully Gina and Pulaski were also there and they make quick work of them. Cletus, however, is so strong even Gina can't win. All seems lost when the civil war reenactors run in and shoot him a bunch. He runs away to his bike. Apparently, the reenactment got violent and spilled through town.

The episode ends with Cletus smoking crack and shooting one of his men for being a pussy, in his words.

The episode starts with Cletus talking to his bikers. He says that they have been hired to break Wright, the antagonist in the first two fanfics, out of Alcatraz. He tells them to do as much meth as possible because they'll need it.

The scene cuts to the PD being visited by the FBI. Apparently, they intercepted a conversation that Wright was having with somebody named Cletus. Wright paid them to break him out of jail. Randall asks what they can do and the agent says

"We could use your help protecting him. You're going to San Francisco."

Then the agent leaves. They all start murmuring and Randall excitedly yells "We're going to San Francisco!"

"Why are you so excited?" Replies Kevin.

"I've dreamed of seeing Alcatraz since I was young. I had my best friend, Bradley Bonner be-"

After he said the name, everybody laughed.

"I don't get it. Anyway, I've always wanted to see how he was doing."

"Sounds like you were close," said Pulaski.

"We even had nicknames. He was big Bonner and I-"

He is interrupted by more laughing.

"SHUT UP!"

The scene cuts to Cletus and the bikers in San Francisco. They are arriving at their hideout near Alcatraz. Cletus says to get the boss's plan ready.

The PD also arrives, and they are greeted by an FBI agent. They are brought to the prison and while they are in the car the agent tells them what they've learned. They said that the people breaking Wright out are bikers from Paradise. He asks why they didn't tell them and Randall shrugs. They arrive. Randall runs in and is stopped by a guard but then his nametag show Bonner and he says

"Randall?"

And then they walk off. The others are left stifling their laughter. Nigel asks the agent where they think they could be, and he replies that he doesn't know. But then bikers appear everywhere. They shoot the agent and a guard before shooting at the PD. Nigel shoots back but misses. They drive inside the prison. They run in after them and Gina shoots one, jumps on another one's bike before breaking his arm. Then they run to Wright's jail cell, only to find that it is empty.

The camera cuts to Wright running down a corridor when Bonner appears. Wright jumps on him and stabs him with a shiv. Unbeknownst to him, Randall was there. He shoots at him, but Wright uses Bonner's body as a shield before grabbing the gun and shooting at him. He runs to a broom closet where he is met by Cletus and another biker. He pulls the uniform on and tells Cletus to keep them distracted so he can pose as a guard and escape. He also says that if he sees any Paradise PD cops then to kill them. Cletus agrees and Wright runs out.

The camera goes back to the PD, now with Pulaski, Gina, and Nigel by the cell block. They notice a guard with blood on his shirt. He is going to the docks. Nigel rushes towards him and the others follow suit. They go up to him and ask him what he is doing and he says he is going to check the waters around the prison. They say ok but Nigel says to take his hat off. The guy grabs his gun and they all attack until he shoots at them and they back up. They think they will die but then Randall shows up as the testosterone monster and punches Wright super hard. He falls and runs away, shooting but Randall jumps him, yelling "This is for big Bonner!" He is dead and Cletus sees that. He yells at the other bikers to GTFO so they run to a boat and leave. However, one of them as fighting Kevin and Kevin uses the distraction to taze him.

The episode ends with a wide shot of them arresting the biker, Wright's corpse being wrapped up and Randall being sad. Kevin goes up to him and says sorry about Brad. Randall wipes his tears and hugs Kevin.

The end.

The episode starts with Amy and Kevin together at the police station. Kevin is showing her what his workplace is like. They are walking into the lot so Kevin can show Amy his car when Bullet runs into the evidence room and starts grabbing weed stuff. Kevin says to ignore him and shows her his car before they get in and he drives her home. Kevin drops her off. However, when she walks in she gets a call from her mother, who says that if she doesn't stop dating Kevin she will fire Amy.

Shawn and Bullet are in Shawn's apartment and they have weed surrounding them. They also have bongs, bowls, and other stuff lying around. Bullet grabs a joint and tries to light it, but Shawn slaps it out of his hand and says that he can't start until they've started. He says that this will prove that he can smoke weed better than Bullet. Bullet laughs and Shawn gets annoyed and flicks him. They each light a pipe and sit back. Some weed music plays.

Evan brings Kevin a new comic from Die alone comics, and Kevin thanks him. Dusty walks by and says hello. They ignore him and Kevin gets a call from Amy. She says to come to her house quickly. He arrives and goes inside. She hugs him and tells him what happened. He asks what she will do and she says she won't break up with him no matter what. She tells him she loves him.

The scene cuts to Bullet and Shawn smoking weed together. Half the weed is gone and they are both high. They are tied so Bullet grabs some LSD. Shawn agrees and they do it. They start seeing some trippy stuff. A mushroom pops out of a chair and the couch becomes a roller coaster. Then they go flying and land on the mushroom. They start laughing.

The episode ends with Amy talking to her mom. Amy says that she'll just go work somewhere else. Her mom says fine well she's fired. Amy walks away and grabs her phone.

The end.

The episode begins with Randall hanging out in a chair at the station when Pulaski walks in with Bob Jefferson in cuffs. Randall walks up to him and asks Pulaski how he got him. Pulaski states that he pulled him over and noticed who he was, arrested him, and then found tons of propofol.

The scene cuts to Amy and Kevin talking and she asks him if she could work as a receptionist for the PD. She could handle calls and paperwork for them. Kevin agrees to ask his dad. Kevin gets a call on the radio from Pulaski and apparently, Bob escaped.

Kevin is talking to Randall and asking him to let Amy work at the station. Randall says he doesn't want her to work there but Kevin doesn't give up. He keeps on persisting until eventually Randall agrees. He thanks him, leaves and tells Amy she got the job. She thanks him.

Pulaski and Gina are attempting to find Bob. They are watching Thester since Bob night go to him. Sure enough, Thester walks into Sniffles pharmacy and Bob runs to him and gropes him. They run up to him and beat him up. Pulaski goes a step further and slams him up against a wall and shoves his pistol up to his face. He yells obscenities, and threatens to shoot him In the head. Gina pulls him back and tells him to chill out. He puts his gun back into the holster and cuffs Bob, then beats him senseless.

The camera cuts to Gina and Pulaski with Jefferson being loaded into a van. Then the camera zooms out and focuses on Amy, who is outside with Kevin, revealing that the camera is in an actual camera in the show. It is used by Cletus and the other biker who is with him a lot. He says "I found something we can use." The end.

The episode begins with Cletus talking with a guy in a dress shirt and pants. He is a representative of the neckties, the gang from This is the police 2. They appear to be in a van. The representative is calm and is explaining that they are going from Sharpwood to Paradise for business purposes, and they want to be allied with the Paradise biker club. Cletus offers him some meth. He declines and says that they can't be drugged up for this. The driver says they arrived and they put on masks and grab guns. They jump out the back and grab Amy, who was outside the station. Kevin sees and runs outside but they escape.

The PD is talking about what happened. Randall is saying that they have to save her. Then Lilly Reed and Jack Boyd, under the name Warren Nash wall in, followed by Charlie Fletcher, and Pearce Rosencrantz. Lilly and Warren explain that they are looking for the neckties, a gang from Sharpwood that recently came to Paradise and is believed to be working with the Paradise bikers. They agree to help. Somebody slips a note under the front door. It says to meet them in the woods at 9:00 for Amy. Warren tells everybody to get to work. Pulaski and Charlie head out together to one of the biker bars.

They arrive and walk in. Pulaski tells Charlie that a guy wearing the Paradise biker club vest is at the bar. They walk up to him and Pulaski tells the rest to leave. Many leave but a few refuse and are aggressive. Pulaski grabs his nightstick and knocks one out. Then two leave and the remaining three attack him. He grabs one and pepper sprays him, then shoved him into the other 2. He kicks another in the face. The third one tries to run but Charlie tackles him and punches him. They turn towards the suspect and Charlie slams his head down on the bar and puts a gun to his head, saying that if he doesn't tell them where Cletus, the neckties, and Amy are then he will shoot him because filth like him drives him up the wall. Pulaski has his gun out and points it at him. The guy admits that they are keeping her in a basement in a house on the other side of town.

Kevin is at Amy's house when Pulaski says on the radio that he has learned where Amy is. He gives the location, and Kevin heads there. They arrive and Pulaski has his shotgun pointed at the door. Lilly and Warren and Randall are coordinating everybody. Gina is standing by her car. Dusty and Hopson are out of the way. Bullet is nowhere to be seen. Pierce Rosencrantz is on the side of the house with his pistol out. Kevin walks over to Pulaski. Pulaski says that nobody has shown themselves but somebody yelled to stay back or the girl dies. The Sharpwood sheriffs brought stun grenades, so they have a chance. Kevin tells Pulaski to be careful. They all get ready and they kick in the door. They are greeted by two bikers but Amy isn't there. They hold them at gunpoint and Rosencrantz cuffs them. They move on and go into the kitchen but nobody is there. They clear the bathroom and move to the basement. They see two bikers, the necktie leader and Amy. Charlie shoots one of them and the other two duck for cover, one of them grabbing Amy along the way. They all pile into the basement and yell at them to freeze. The one who isn't holding Amy surrenders, so Charlie cuffs him. They are all looking at Amy now. The necktie leader surrenders and Pulaski jumps on top of him and cuffs him and punches him. Amy is escorted out and the necktie leader is in Charlie's car with Charlie and Pulaski. Kevin is seen taking care of Amy. Lilly asks where Charlie and Pulaski are going. They are shown arriving in the woods with the leader. They throw him to his knees and Pulaski jams his gun into his mouth. The guy begs for his life and starts to cry and Pulaski pistol whips him. He puts the gun up to his head and pulls the trigger. Charlie asks what they should do and Pulaski says that they should say he attacked them when they stopped to search him again. They talk about it for a little while longer until Pulaski says to say that they noticed a bulge in his shirt so they thought he had something they didn't find. They got him out to search him again and he attacked them. They call it in and call the morgue.

Cletus is freaking out in his trailer. He says that he is sick of the Paradise PD and he is gonna personally take them out.

The episode ends with the Sharpwood sheriff's dept and the Paradise PD parting ways.

The end.

The episode starts out with Cletus and the bikers in the trailer HQ. Him and the other bikers are gearing up. He says that he is going to get revenge on the Paradise PD by crippling them. Another biker asks how and he is about to tell him when the camera cuts.

Kevin is alone at the station when Amy walks in. He appears nervous and looks down towards what looked like a ring case. He puts it away and walks up to her. He greets her and she greets him. She asks him how he is doing and he seems nervous. She asks what's wrong and he says "Listen...I love you, so (gets on his knee and take out the ring)will you marry me?" She says yes very excitedly. They kiss and she sits down at her desk. He says that he will get started on the wedding plans. 2 hours later Cletus and three other bikers are riding up to the station. They are arriving there. They park in front and one of them throws a Molotov cocktail. Pulaski runs out and yells that it was his car. He manages to tase one of them off their bike. The others attack him and he fires his gun in the air but Cletus orders them to keep going. Pulaski is about to shoot Cletus when the guy he tased shivs him in the back. He turns around and tackles him but the guy slashed his face so he shoots him. He turns around to see Cletus driving away yelling that he would get revenge on him. He says on the radio that he got stabbed. Gina arrives first, followed by Kevin and Randall. They try their best to help him until the ambulance arrives. He is loaded in and taken to the hospital.

The scene cuts to Randall briefing everybody. Pulaski is there. Randall says that since Pulaski refused to stay in the hospital he will be riding with Gina. He says ok. Randall opens his mouth to speak but Cletus and his bikers come back with sawed-off shotguns. The shoot into the window and everybody ducks. Pulaski grabs the shotgun and goes to the window to discover that they are gone. They reappear inside and he shoots two of them. The other two ducks but Cletus runs in and shoots at them. Another biker runs in and Gina shoots him. The Cletus and the other guy run to their bikes but Gina shoots the other guy. Cletus runs away and gets on his bike. He escapes. Pulaski runs to the other guy and asks him for the location. The guy refuses, so he steps on his wound (subtle Dirty Harry reference). The guy still refuses and he drags him in and calls an ambulance.

The episode ends with Kevin and Amy talking and Kevin says he has the wedding plans mostly done. She is glad because she wants to get married soon. He agrees but he says that they shouldn't have the wedding yet with the crazy hillbillies shooting at them. She agrees reluctantly.

The end.

The episode begins with Randall and Kevin talking. Kevin is saying that he looked into Pulaski's dashcam footage from the night that the neckties leader was shot by Pulaski and he noticed that it was turned off. Kevin says that he thinks Pulaski might be dirty. Kevin says maybe he is working for the bikers and Randall puts in the tape of Pulaski "Questioning" the biker they captured. It shows him beating the shit of the guy. Randall says that he wouldn't do that if he was working for them. Kevin admits that but says that he is still suspicious of Pulaski and thinks he killed the one guy from episode 7.

The scene cuts to Pulaski and Gina in the car together on a rural road. They aren't talking much when two bikers speed by. They turn on the lights and siren and speed up behind them. They don't stop so Pulaski says into the megaphone "Police! Pullover, asshole." they pull over. One of them takes out a phone, dials a number, and manages to say something before Pulaski walks up to them and smashes their phone with his nightstick. He asks them if they know how fast they were going. They say no and he pulls one of them off their bike. The other one tries to leave but Gina runs up and grabs him. They are thrown against the car and cuffed. Pulaski asks where they are hiding out and they refuse to answer. Two bikers pull up and one of them takes out a six-shooter and the other takes out a Glock. Gina pulls her gun and shoots the Glock biker. The other guy ducks and takes aim when Pulaski throws one of the bikers into him, giving him an opportunity to jump him. He does and he throws the guy on the ground and kicks his gun away. He steps on the guy and points the gun at his head. He orders him to choke himself. The guy obeys and Pulaski kicks his hand away. He calls him a pussy and cuffs him. They load them into the back of the car but they have to call another officer to take the third guy.

Cletus is really pissed. He is saying that the cops have destroyed most of his gang. He tells his guys that if they can't have what they want neither can the police. He says that he has learned of a wedding with Kevin and his fiancee. He tells his men to starts making plans to take it down.

Pulaski and Gina are hauling in the prisoners. Kevin is in the station and he asks Pulaski what happened. The biker who Pulaski beat up says that Pulaski is a psycho and he has rights. Pulaski throws him into the jail cell. He fills Kevin in on what actually happened. Kevin is getting on his case about the dead biker and Pulaski asks what his problem is. Kevin admits that he is investigating him. He begins asking a bunch of questions about the neckties leader and Pulaski tells him to mind his own business. Kevin won't back down so Pulaski gets up in his face and tells him to back up. Randall and Fitz both get between them and hold them away from each other. Randall is angry and asks what is going on and Kevin calls Pulaski dirty. Pulaski says that the little fucker won't get out of other people's business. Randall tells them both to calm down and Kevin immediately agrees. Pulaski walks away. Kevin starts to walk away but they get a call about a robbery at Sniffles pharmacy. Kevin takes the call, along with Gina, Fitz, and Pulaski. They arrive and there are two bikers inside. One of them has taken an old woman hostage. The other is grabbing the money. The guy holding the old lady tells them to stay back or he will shoot. Pulaski whispers a plan to Kevin. Then he walks around the building and goes to the back door. When he does, Kevin blares his siren. When the camera goes back to the door, Pulaski is gone. There are two gunshots. Pulaski then walks out with the old lady. He is obviously congratulated very much.

The episode ends with Amy and Kevin talking at Kevin's place. Amy says that she wants to get married soon. Kevin agrees and they decide to get married within the week.

The end.

The episode starts with Kevin and Amy preparing the wedding. They are getting married at the Paradise chapel. A couple of caterers are setting up decorations.

The scene cuts to Cletus and what is left of his bikers. They have a crude drawing of the wedding. Cletus is briefing them on what to do. They are going to wait until the wedding starts, then they will blow up the place. They are acquiring the explosives today.

At the station, Randall is instructing everyone to look for the bikers. Gina says that she has learned from interrogation about a deal for some explosives happening and the bikers are involved. Randall says to figure out where it is going to happen and put a stop to it. Everybody leaves.

Pulaski is with Gina and they are scouting a bar for the bikers. They see a guy wearing what looks like a biker vest walk over to the door. They immediately pull up and play the siren. Gina jumps out and on top of the guy. She starts to beat him. Pulaski grabs him by the hair and slams him against a dumpster. He grabs his shocker and jams it in the guy's chest. He asks him where the deal is going to happen at and when the guy refuses he shocks him. The guy tells them and asks that they don't hurt him anymore. Pulaski knocks him out and cuffs his hands, then throws him behind the dumpster. He and Gina get in the car and call it in.

Later everybody gets to the site of the purchase, which is at the docks. There are 6 bikers in total and they are trading money for the explosives. The seller is a tall, strongly built middle-eastern man with 4 bodyguards. There are twelve criminals there in total. The entire PD is there. Pulaski has an assault rifle, Gina has her shotgun and everybody else has their guns out. They are getting ready to attack when one of the Arab guys notices Fitz and starts blasting. They take cover and Kevin somehow shoots one of them. The bikers start shooting and one of them goes for the explosives. Gina shoots his legs and he drops the explosives. Pulaski gets an idea and tells them to pretend they are hit so that the criminals make a move on the explosives. They do, and sure enough, two of the bikers run to the explosives. When they get close enough Pulaski shoots the explosives. The two bikers are blown up. Bullet throws a flaming ball of meth at the Arab guys. One of them is injured and the rest of them run away. Randall decides to put on an extra couple of testosterone patches. With this, he is able to lift a container and throw it at the remaining bikers. They all die. Cletus is still alive and he shoots at them. But his trigger clicks, so he is out of ammo. They run up to him and Gina kicks the gun out of his hand. Pulaski puts his rifle to his head. He kicks him and arrests him. However, Cletus headbuts him and runs away, breaking his cuffs. He is running in the direction of the other officers, so Pulaski shoots him.

The scene cuts to Kevin and Amy's wedding. They take their vows and Kevin kisses the bride.

The end.