(The Theme song plays)

Lois: It seems today all you see is violence and movies and sexy on tv.

Peter: But where are those good values.

Everyone: on which we use to rely.

Everyone: Lucky there is a family guy! Lucky there is a man who can positively do,all the things that made us.

Stewie: Laugh and cry.

Everyone: He's our Family Guy.

(Theme song ends)

(We cut to the griffin's home)

Peter: Hey Lois what ya doing.

Lois: Oh nothing Hey Meg could you open this soda for me.

Meg: Yeah sure.

(Meg opens the soda can and sprays her in the face)

Meg: ahh you guys are jerks.

(Meg walks out the room and goes to her room Brain enters the room)

Brian: Hey guys turn on the news.

Lois: Why did you get awarded the worst writer in american.

Peter: ha ha ha ha ha nice one lois.

(Stewie from upstair)

Stewie: Hey change my diaper you vile woman.

(Chris walks into the room and looks at the soda)

Chris: Oh yay free soda.

Lois: Yeah all for you my big boy.

(Chris takes a drink of the soda and then burps)

Brian: Just turn on the news.

(Lois turns on the tv we see tom tucker and joyce)

Tom: Breaking news local police officer Joseph swanson's wife has gone missing.

Peter: Oh no Bonnie is missing.

Chris: That's bad.

Lois: Who would do such a thing.

Brian: My point exactly aren't you glad you know now.

(We hear a knock on the door and it's Cleveland Quagmire and Joe)

Cleveland: Hey Peter you hear what happened to Joe's wife.

Quagmire: Yeah so sad.

Joe: Don't worry guys i'm fine i'm fine.

(Joe cries and does makes the weird sound)

Peter: Yeah I just did.

Quagmire: Man I would love to be that kidnapper giggity.

Cleveland: Quagmire that's nasty.

Peter: Who else but Quagmire.

(We cut to Donna and Lois talking)

Donna: Oh poor Bonnie.

Lois: I know right she must be scared.

Donna: I know right.

(We cut to the kids who are talking to eachother at the brown/tubbs home)

Roberta: What's the big deal a woman is missing oh my if it was a black woman nobody would care.

Meg: That's not true.

Cleveland jr: But it is true you don't see the news man we just lost two people of our kind.

Chris: Yeah and

Roberta: And we can't stand this black lives matter.

Cleveland: Oh boy it's the black lives matter thing i should go inside.

Stewie: So you a clever baby or a dumb baby.

Rallo: Who you call dumb.

Stewie: ugh we get to ow mommy mommy.

Lois: Oh my gosh stewie.

(Lois rushes over to him and the griffins leave the brown/tubbs house)

Meg: Where are we going.

Brian: home.

Peter: Sounds good to me.

Lois: Yeah but black lives do matter.

Peter: Of course they do.

Lois: well it's been a long day, let's go to sleep.

Peter: Your right.

Chris: Good night mom.

Meg: Good night jerks.

Brian: Hey Stewie you thinking what i'm thinking.

Stewie: We go find bonnie yeah.

Brian: Yeah.

Stewie: Stewie and Brian adventure yeah.

Lois: Stewie time for bed.

Stewie: Oh Goodie bedtime.

Brian: Ah i guess we can wait in the morning.

(The next morning)

Lois: Good morning Stewie.

Stewie: ahh

Lois: Oh my someone needs a change.

Stewie: Brian Brian.

Brian: Yeah Stewie.

Stewie: Help me.

Brian: Sorry man.

Stewie: Brian you're a jackass.

Lois: Oh Stewie is fussy today.

Stewie: What did you just say.

(We cut to downstairs)

Peter: Hey buddy.

Brian: Hey Peter.

Peter: Could you get that off the floor for me.

(Brian picks up a nickel and lasers go off)

Brian: Woof wooof wooof woof.

Peter: Brian relax it's a security system .

Brian: Why would you do that.

Peter: Because there is a crazy man who kidnapped bonnie i can't let that happen to lois.

Brian: What about the kids.

Peter: Oh they can go through the window.

Chris: Hi Brian.

Meg: I hate you all.

(Chris falls out the window and gets up)

Mister hebert: Hey Chris you oh okay.

Chris: Yeah just fine.

Mister herbert: Well you go to school.

Chris: Oh okay.

Mister herbert: Hmmm I love watching that boys butt.

(Meg falls out the window)

Mister herbert: Nice going thunder thighs.

Meg: Dad Mister herbert called me thunder thighs.

Peter: I don't care.

(Meg runs off to school crying and we cut to the school)

Connie: Hey Meg what's wrong did your mom call you ugly.

Jock guy: ha ha ha ha that's so true.

Chris: Hey leave my sister alone.

Connie: What are you going to do fatty.

Popular girl: Yeah.

Chris: Oh nothing i guess.

Connie: That's right, walk away.

Neil: Don't let connie get to you chris.

Chris: Your right neil.

Neil: Hey Meg want to hang out sometimes.

Meg: In your dreams nerd.

Neil: You will be mine.

Chris: What was that.

Neil: Oh nothing.

Chris: Huh.

(We cut to the Quaghog Police Department)

Joe: You called me sir.

Captain: Yes Joe.

Joe: Do you have clues on where Bonnie is.

Captain: Yeah.

Joe: Where is she.

Captain: Remember briggs.

Joe: Yeah.

Captain: Well you might want to see this.

(The Captain plays the video)

Joanna: Hello Joe I Believe this belongs to you.

(She grabs Bonnie by the hair and shows him to the camera)

Joe: Bonnie.

Joanna: If you said your wife that would be correct.

Joe: Huh that place looks familiar.

Joanna: And if you want to save her you have 24 hours to do it.

Joe: I can't put my finger on it.

Joanna: So if you want to save her your time starts now.

(The Video ends)

Captain: Who was that woman.

Joe: Joanna briggs wife of jason.

Captain: Oh i see.

Joe: She wants to kill bonnie for payback.

Captain: So what is your next move.

Joe: I'm going to save her.

Captain: You get this joe and i will give you back up.

Police officer: hmmm you have mmmm the right to remain silent mmmm.

Joe: No I would rather do it alone.

Captain: You sure.

Joe: Yeah.

Captain: Really good luck swanson.

Joe: Thank you sir

Captain: anytime.

(We cut to the apartment of Joanna briggs)

Bonnie: What do you want from me.

Joanna: for your husband killing my husband.

Bonnie: You will never get away with this.

Joanna: Oh yeah but i already have.

Bonnie: What are you going to take me.

Joanna: Oh somewhere far.

Bonnie: Where.

Joanna: Ugh your so annoying.

Bonnie: Hey that's not nice.

Joanna: Nobody cares here oh and take care of her my lovely boy.

Bonnie: What.

(Two male guys come into the room)

Josh: Yes mother.

Joanna: Jeremy you have the imposter ready.

Jeremy: Yes mom.

Joanna: Excellent.

(We show a girl who looks just like Bonnie tied up and gagged)

Joanna: So what was the girls name.

Jeremy: Jenna.

Joanna: I see.

(We cut back to the quahog police department Joe is looking on the computer)

Joe: Oh my gosh that's what i thought.

Peter: Hey Joe need a hand.

Cleveland: Yeah.

Quagmire: We can help.

Joe: Sure guys.

Quagmire: Who is that hot piece of ass.

Joe: Joanna briggs.

Quagmire: I wouldn't mind banging her giggity giggity goo.

Peter: Who else but Quagmire.

Cleveland: So where are we going.

Joe: To Briggs old apartment.

Peter: Cool.

Cleveland: Let's go guys.

(They leave the police department and we cut back to a plane where we see the real Bonnie tied up and tape over her mouth with a blindfold over her eyes)

Joanna: Let the games begin Joe swanson mwhahahhahaha.

Josh: mwhhahahaa.

Joanna: Quiet it you.

Josh: Yes mother.

Joanna: Good boy.

(End of Chapter 1)

Authors note: Family guy is property of fuzzy door and 20th century fox