Previously on QPD:Where is Bonnie swanson a Family Guy Mystery Joe's wife Bonnie has been kidnapped by jason briggs wife joanna and he must rescue her before it's too late.

(Theme song begins)

Lois:It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on tv

Peter: But where are those good old-fashioned values

The Griffins: on which we used to rely

All: lucky there's a family guy lucky there's man who positively can do all the things that make us

Stewie: laugh and cry

All: He's our Family Guy

(Theme song ends and we cut to the guys at jason brigg's apartment)

Joe: Hey guys look over here there is a woman here.

Peter: Hmmm is that bonnie.

Quagmire: Who cares she is pretty and I want to bang her giggity giggity goo.

Cleveland: Hey look passports.

Peter: Good eye Cleveland.

Joe: Don't worry Bonnie you're safe now hey wait a minute you're not bonnie.

Woman: mmmph mmmph mmmph

Cleveland: I think she is trying to say something.

(Peter unties her and removes the gag from her mouth)

Jenna: Thank you mmmm

Peter: The names Peter this is joe Cleveland and Quagmire.

Jenna: Very nice to meet you guys.

Joe: Where is Joanna.

Jenna: I heard something about taking her to new mexico to meet with a drug lord.

Joe: What really.

Jenna: Yes really.

Peter: To Mexico we go.

Joe: What about the kids and lois.

Peter: I have a replacement don't you worry.

Cleveland: Yeah me too.

Jenna: mind if i join you guys.

Quagmire: sure the more the merrier.

Joe: hmmm something doesn't add up.

Peter: Who cares we have a woman to keep us company.

Quagmire: I will bang her giggity giggity goo.

Cleveland: She is on our team and that's nasty.

(Joe Cleveland Quagmire and Peter leave the apartment while Jenna is on the phone with Josh and Joanna)

Jenna: Everything is going according to plan sweetie.

Josh: Excellent.

Joanna: That a girl sweetheart.

Jenna: Now I just give the mexician cartel the signal to kidnap the wives right.

Joanna: Why of course sweetheart.

Jenna: Alright I will do that now.

Joanna: Excellent.

(Jenna hangs up the phone then calls the leader)

Leader: Hello.

Jenna: Tell your boys to move in on the targets.

Leader: Excellent.

Jenna: Remember our deal

Leader: of course you're the boss.

Jenna: She will pay for abusing my poor joshykins.

Leader: of course my lady.

(Peter walks in the room and sees Jenna on the phone)

Peter: Oh your on the phone I will come back later.

(Peter walks out the room and goes back to the guys)

Joe: So where is Jenna.

Peter: on the phone.

Cleveland: with who.

Quagmire: my guess is her mom.

Peter: Yeah maybe.

Joe: Who cares we are going to mexico.

Peter: Oh yeah Mexico.

Quagmire: Hot latina butts giggity giggity goo.

Peter: Who else but Quagmire.

(Jenna still on the phone)

Jenna: That idiot will be trouble for me.

Leader: You want me to kill the fat idiot.

Jenna: No I think I have an idea.

Leader: Alright the boys will move it.

Jenna: good get to go now.

Leader: goodbye boss.

Jenna: Goodbye.

(Jenna hangs up the phone)

Peter: So who were you on the phone with.

Jenna: my mother.

Quagmire: told ya.

Cleveland: nothing like calling your mom.

Joe: Agreed.

Jenna: So let's go to mexico.

(Meanwhile at the griffins home)

Donna: I sure hope Cleveland is oh okay.

Lois: me too I hope peter is oh okay.

Quagmire's dad: same girls.

Stewie: Where is Joanna briggs brian.

Brian: Mexico

Stewie: We are going.

Meg: Hey Stewie what's you guys up to.

Stewie: we are going to save Bonnie.

Meg: Oh can we come.

Chris: Yay Sibling road trip.

Stewie: Sure why not.

Meg: I call shotgun.

Stewie: Sure, so you can look at brian.

Meg: What no.

Chris: She is doing that.

Brian: I'm driving.

Lois: Hey kids where are you going.

Brian: To the movies.

Lois: Really.

Brian: Yeah.

Lois: Oh okay have fun kids.

Donna: Yeah have fun.

Quagmire's Dad: have fun.

(The kids leave and the woman keep talking)

Lois: Where is Roberta and the other kids.

Donna: Home.

Lois: Alone.

Donna: Yeah Roberta is a responsible young woman.

Lois: You sure about that.

Donna: Yes I know my kid.

(Meanwhile at the tubbs home)

Roberta: Wohooo party.

Cleveland jr: Why i'm i not invited.

Connie: Because your a loser.

Roberta: Whatever Connie.

Rallo: Hey get off that hey don't throw that.

Jock: Hey, look a football.

Jock 2: cool man.

(Jock throws Rallo look a football)

Rallo: ahh put me down.

Gabriel: Wohoo party time.

(Donna enters the house)

Donna: get out of my house.

(Everyone leaves the house)

Donna: Roberta tubbs.

Roberta: What.

Donna: You had a party while Bonnie is missing.

Roberta: Yeah so what.

Donna: So what that means you're grounded young lady.

Roberta: What so unfair.

Rallo: phew thanks mom.

Cleveland jr: Yeah thanks it was scary.

(Meanwhile at Mexico)

Peter: Where is Bonnie.

Joe: I have no idea, let's ask that man.

Cleveland: let's chat the locals.

Quagmire: I will ask this chica.

Mexician girl: Hey you look for a lady with black hair.

Peter: Yeah hey did you know.

Mexician girl: Oh hey mister griffin it's me.

Peter: oh hey it's the maid's niece.

Joe: Oh yeah.

Mexician girl: You guys are in danger.

Quagmire: I found this boring. I'm going to a strip club.

(Quagmire leaves)

Peter: Hey where is Jenna.

Joe: She don't get off the plane with us.

Cleveland: nope.

(Jenna is at the hideout)

Jenna: Hello mother.

Joana: Hey what are you doing with a gun.

Jenna: I'm here to kill you for abusing my husband Josh.

Joana: What you are betraying me.

Jenna: Yeah time to die.

(Jenna shoots her died)

Jeremy: Thank you Jenna she was crazy.

Jenna: You're welcome.

Josh: Mom is dead thanks sweetie.

Jenna: You're welcome honey.

Josh: We are still keeping Bonnie right.

Jenna: Of course she killed our father.

Josh: Phew good.

Jenna: Those idiots are going to die too.

Josh: Wait Joe and his friends followed you.

Jenna: Yeah it's all part of the plan.

Josh: Good.

Jeremy: Good.

Jenna: Excellent.

Josh: As for you brother time to die.

Jeremy: Wait what.

(Josh snaps and one of the cartel members kills jeremy)

Jenna: Much better we wanted revenge on joe more.

Josh: exactly.

(Later that night the two mexician cartel members break into the tubbs and griffin home we see them grabbing Lois and Donna with tape over their mouth and tied up in the back of a truck with a blindfold over their eyes.)

Brian: Hey Lois we forget the

Stewie: no they get mom too.

Meg: Good i mean this is terrible.

Chris: mommy

(The cartel members bring Lois and Donna to Jenna)

Jenna: Good job boys.

Josh: Yes now we have all the players in the game.

Jenna: What game.

Josh: It's betting on the pretty woman.

Jenna: Oh right.

(End of Chapter 2)

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