(South Park intro plays.)
I'm Going down to South Park gonna have myself a time!
Stan and Kyle: Friendly faces everywhere, Humble folks without temptation.
Intro Stops.
Cartman: Wassup! I'm up!
Stan and the Gang!
Went back on the Train!
But were captured By David Blaine!
But the Super best friends saved the day!
Kenny met the Sorcerous!
He told of Eternia and Etheria.
Butters Produced a Play!
To set the Captives Free!
And Tweek was the Lead!
Tweek: Gah! Too Much pressure!
Chapter 5: Return of Satan.
Later, At the Hall of Super best Friends.
Stan and the kids sat down at the main table for the Superbest friends and told them all what had happened.
Stan: And so you see Jesus, We have to get back to South Park, Build an Army and take the town back from the hoarde.
Jesus: My Child, This is a most troubling matter indeed.
Lao Tse: Whoever this Hordak is, He certainly is a threat to all of this world, He must be stopped.
Kyle: Will you help us defeat him?
Buddha: We could, But a threat like this would require more than just ourselves, We would require more allies in this fight against the Horde, If they are as Powerful as you say.
Wendy: Like who?
Joseph Smith: We have prepared a list, Mosas?
The Giant orange supercomputer in the corner perked up.
Mosas: Um… Er… Yeah, Here it is.
On Que, A piece of Paper was ejected from a coping machine, Jesus Collected it, Brought it to the table and read it.
Jesus: Okay, let's see…
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Meanwhile.
Butters, Nelly and everyone else in the town made their way through the Tunnel as Quickly as they could, Sometimes ending up bumping into each other on the way.
Jimbo: Can anyone see anything?
Ned: Hmm, I can only see the dark.
Just then, Kevin Stoley noticed something up in the distance.
Kevin: Look, Light!
Everyone looked ahead at what Kevin was pointing at and saw that he was right, There up a head was the exit of the tunnel!
Sheila Brovflowski went up first, She got stuck unfortunately and Gerald had to push her out, Everyone slowly Crawled to the surface and smelt the night air of Freedom.
Randy: we did it!
Butters: Yeah! We're free! Now we can find help!
Craig: Man, Who knew Hordak would turn out to be such a dumbass.
Clyde: Yeah, How pathetic can you-
Clyde then bumped into something and looked up to see Hordaks red ways glaring down at him with a snarl.
All around them, The Horde appeared from the bushes, the Tree's and the night, Shadow weaver, Catra, Scorpia, Mantenna, Leech, Grizzlor and Other Horde members seemed to appear like magic.
Hordak: Seize them all!
The Town gasped as Horde troopers surrounded them and aimed their crossbows at them.
Stephan: But that… That's impossible, How could they have found us already?!
?: Simple really.
Everyone looked over to see the White Family standing in the corner, With Bob white smirking.
Bob: There were traitors in your ranks, The Whites! HaHaHaHaHa!
Randy: Bob?! Bob you son of a bitch! Why!?
Bob: It's called survival you woke degenerate, As in ours not yours!
Mrs White: We've done as you've wished… Will you have him?
Hordak eyed the whites for a moment.
Hordak: Yes, Project Revival was a complete success.
At that moment everyone gasped, there, Coming out of the ranks of the Horde, We Jason white.
Jason: Mom? Dad?
Jason's family rushed over to him.
Mrs White: Oh Jason Oh My baby!
Butters and the others were shocked.
Butters: What the?!
Nelly: Jason!? But… How?
Hordak: What did you think Project revival was?
Sharon: What did you do?
Hordak: Shadow Weaver examined the history of your town, Particularly on those who died in the past, So we ressuracted them to serve the Horde, Like young Jason and these two.
Everyone looked to what Hordak was gesturing to and gasped even louder than before as Chef and Pip emerged from the crowd.
Chef: Hello people.
Pip: Cheerio.
Tweek: Chef?! Pip?!
Craig: What did you do?
Shadow weaver: I resurrected them and now they serve the horde.
Chef: Now wait a minute, I don't remember-
Hordak cut him off with a growl and turned to a crowd.
Hordak: Capture them all!
Butters eyes widened.
Butters: No… No… It can't end this way.
He then looked at Mantenna then suddenly ran up and punched him in the balls! Mantenna doubled over in pain!
Mantenna: YOUWCH! Oh… My Balls.
His eyes bulged out and fired everywhere at once, Causing the guards to scatter in their desperation to not get hit by the beams.
Butters: Everybody scatter!
Meanwhile.
Kenny, Tammy, Kelly and Cartman headed down the road as they talked.
Cartman: So If I'm supposed to get this straight again, A magic Furry woman showed up to you, Told you to find the powers of Eternia and Etheria and nothing else.
Kenny: Yeah… She was pretty vague about the whole thing.
Tammy: Okay… So how do we find them?
Kenny: She said I would know how but it's just… Fragments… I need to work them out.
He clutched his forehead and walked over to a Fence to lean on it, Kelly came over to him and put a hand on his shoulder.
Kelly: Easy Lenny, Take all the time you need.
Tammy's fist clenched.
Meanwhile.
Jesus: 40. … 41. … 42. … 44. … 45. …
Kyle: DO YOU KNOW WHO CAN HELP US OR NOT!?
Krishna: We're getting there!
Jesus: 46. … 47. … 48. Satan. 49. …
Stan: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa wait, Satan?
Lao tse: Yes, He is on the list.
Wendy: But Satan's dead.
Heidi: Yeah he was killed by Manbearpig.
Jesus: Well where do you think he's gone to? Detroit?
The Kids said nothing.
Kyle: But last I saw him he ascended to Heaven.
Jesus: Yes and that's become… Kind of a problem.
Karen: What do you mean?
Buddha: Well you see, Satan's role is to rule all of Hell but ever since he went to heaven, Hell has been disorganized in a civil war, Various factions have risen up to take the throne of Hell and are currently waging war on each other.
Shelly: Why do you guys care?
Jesus: Because, If Satan does not return to hell, Chaos will descend on all-
Stan: Hey wait a minute, I thought you were gonna help us find allies against Hordak this is completely off topic.
Joseph smith: But Children, Satan is one of the Allies on the list.
Wendy: He's the only one on the list.
The Super best friends were silent and all looked at each other.
Jesus: Well be that as it may If you want to get your town back he's your best bet.
Stan: How can we even talk to him?
Jesus got up out of his seat and went over to the kids.
Jesus: Well, There is one way, I can take you kids to him myself.
Meanwhile.
Shadow Weaver: Seize them! Seize them all!
Everyone ran around screaming as Horde troopers and villains grabbed and chased them as they desperately tried to escape, Jimbo and Ned found themselves helpless as Leech and Mosquitor latched onto them and drained their Energy, Mr Slave was dragged along by Grizzlor and Gerald screamed as Entrapta grabbed him with her Hair, Octavia held a Sword to Randy and Sharon as they back up against a tree.
Octavia: End of the Line Upstarts.
Randy: No, End of the line for you, Because you forgot to bring a Towel.
Towelie then sprang up and Wrapped himself around Octavia's head, Suffocating her to near Death, Randy grabbed Sharon and ran off, With Towelie Quickly following.
Butters yelled in terror as Dragstor grabbed him by the arm.
Dragstor: I ain't gettin my ass kicked by little kids again.
Suddenly Nelly ran up and punched him square in the balls forcing him to let go of Butters as he dropped to the ground.
Butters quickly got back up as Nelly took his hand.
Nelly: C'mon we have to get out of here!
They ran off together and quickly joined with Randy, Towelie and Sharon.
Craig was tossed into a cage with Clyde and tweek as Chef closed the door.
Chef: I'm sorry children.
Just then Hordak came up to Scorpia and Mantenna, Followed by Shadow Weaver and Catra.
Hordak: Scorpia, Mantenna! Where are the Fool Butters, Apparently He along with Randy and Sharon Marsh, His Girlfriend Nelly and that Talking towel were the ring leaders behind this little Insurrection.
Mantenna: Hmm, We don't know my lord.
Scorpia: Vultak said he saw them go that way.
Hordak: Well Find them all and Kill them!
Craig, Clyde and Tweek cringed together as Hordak glared at them.
Hordak: I want to show these pathetic little wretches, What Happens when they defy the Horde.
Meanwhile.
Butters, Nelly, Randy, Sharon and Towelie ran through the woods as Several Horde troopers, Led by Dylamug and a black and red Horde Robot chased after them.
Dylamug: Tracks lead this way!
The gang ran down a slope and hid in the Roots of an Old large tree, Allowing the Horde to run right past them, Sharon looked out from the Roots.
Sharon: Looks like they're gone.
They crouched in the tree and were silent.
Towelie: So… Now what?
Nelly: How am I supposed to know?
Randy: Maybe we should lay low, You know live underground and evolve into Mole people.
Sharon: Really Randy?
Randy: Oh come on! It's an option!
Butters: No, We can't just hide! I say we fight!
Meanwhile.
Kenny and the others had set up camp near the Highway, Kenny and Cartman sat at the Fire and was warming themselves against the Heat, Kelly was not to Far off building a shelter for them, While Tammy came back with some more Wood.
Tammy: This should keep the fire going until dawn.
She dumped the log next to the Rock Kenny was sitting on and sat down next to him.
Tammy: Are you alright? You managed to piece together what the sorceress showd you.
Kenny: Some bits yes, it's still something of a blur.
Tammy: What can you see?
Kenny closed his eyes as flashes raced through his head.
Kenny: A… Field… A Rocket ship… I can't make out anything else.
Tammy: We'll work it out.
She put a hand on his shoulder.
Kenny: You thinking about Karen?
Tammy: Not lately…
Kenny sighed.
Kenny: I don't know whether or not she's still alive.
Tammy: She's smarter than you give her credit for Kenny, Stan, Kyle and Wendy will look after her.
Kenny: I hope so Tam…
Meanwhile.
Stan, Kyle, Wendy, Heidi, Shelly, Tricia, Ike and Karen zoomed up with Jesus as they soared into the light that flashed into their eyes as they ripped into the clouds, they floated down to them and opened their eyes as they touched the "Ground."
Stan: Whoa…
Kyle: Where are we?
The kids all looked on with Awe as they gazed upon the Divine glow that was Heaven, Angel flew all around their angelic appearance and felt plain to all, The children wandered through the beautiful sight as Jesus led them.
Jesus: Welcome to Heaven kids, You'll find Satan somewhere I think.
Sure enough they saw him, Over at some booth with a few other Angels.
Satan: So I said "Yeah I told him that." And then he said "Oh gawd you really think that?"
The kids approached him from behind.
Kyle: Satan?
Satan turned around and saw the kids.
Satan: Stan! Kyle! Other kids! It's so great to see you, What are you all doing here?
Stan: Hey Satan we kinda need your help.
Satan: Oh? What for?
Kyle: Well, We have a problem back in town and We were told you could help us with it.
Wendy: An Evil Warlord from another dimension named Hordak has taken over our town, We were forced to flee and now we need help to get it back, Jesus said you could help.
Satan frowned.
Satan: Can I? I seem to remember the last time I tried to help, I ended up here.
Kyle: Yeah… That, That was unfortunate, But we really need your help. Maybe if you could get an Army out of Hell we could take on the Horde and free South Park.
Satan didn't say anything for a moment then he sighed.
Satan: I don't know… I like it up here more, Couldn't you find someone else?
Heidi: We don't have anyone else.
Wendy: Please Satan, Just go back to hell, Assemble your Followers, Send them to South Park, Help us for god sake!
Satan: I'm sorry but I can't, I don't rule Hell anymore, You'll have to talk to whoever does.
The Kids could say nothing more, They just walked from Satan as he went back to his Business.
Shelly: Well that's great, We just ascended to Heaven for nothing! Thanks a lot Christ.
Jesus: It's not my fault, He just really likes it here, But we need someone to Rule Hell or else it will fall in Anarchy.
Stan: Seamed pretty much in Anarchy to me.
Jesus: The Point is, Without Either Satan or a Proper Replacement, We can't get an Ally to help us fight Hordak.
Heidi: What Proper Replacement?
Jesus: An Heir of Satan's own Body.
Kyle: What? you mean a child? Satan's gay, He's never had kids.
Then Wnedy thought of something.
Wendy: Actually… Remember back in third Grade? That Exchange kid from that one time, Wasn't he…?
Meanwhile.
Butters smeared warpaint onto his cheeks and covered himself in leaves.
Butters: Going to bring the Pain…
Randy: Yeah…
Nelly, Sharon and Towlie stood by and watched as Butters and Randy stood there Dramatically.
Sharon: You guys really-?
Nelly: Just… Just let them pose.
Randy: Okay we're done, We've set all the Traps right?
Towelie: Yeah just about.
All around them were various traps they had set up, Rope Logs, Nets, Nooses, Covered Pits and other devices were scattered about.
Towelie: Should be just enough.
Butters: I'd like to see the Horde try and get through this.
Randy: Right, Now we just need to hide out and wait for them to-
But before Randy could finish he was yanked up by a noose and left dangling there.
Nelly: Or we could see that Happen.
And they all laughed, Except Randy who kept struggling to get out of the noose until he dropped to the ground.
Meanwhile.
Kenny dreamt of many things that night, He dreamt of Karen still safe in her bed, He dreamt of his home and his family still free, He dreamt of a bunch of nice boobies in his face, But most of all, He saw a thickit.
He woke up with a start and breathed Heavily, He looked around the camp, Tammy and Cartman were sound asleep, and Kelly was still on guard.
He looked over at Tammy who was snuggled up right next to him and nudged her.
Kenny: Tammy, Tammy!
Tammy woke up sleepily.
Tammy: Wh… What?...
Kenny: I think I know where we need to go first.
Meanwhile.
Stan, Kyle, Wendy, Heidi, Shelly, Ike, Tricia and Karen followed Jesus to the gates of Heaven.
Stan: So you're sure you know how we can get into Hell Jesus?
Jesus: This is the way there, But I must warn you Children it is a dangerous and dark place, Once your in, The chances of you getting out by yourselves is slim.
The kids looked at each other as they considered this.
Kyle: I think we'll have to take our Chances.
Jesus Nodded, He then opened the gate and led them through it, The Kids walked ahead of him, As he stayed behind.
Stan: So how do we get to hell… Jesus?
The kids looked back and Saw Jesus with his right hand on a lever.
Jesus: This is the way kids, Have fun!
He pulled the lever and the ground beneath the kids gave way and they all plummeted out of the clouds, Though the stars and into a Fiery Abyss.
Little kids you're going to HELL!
You said bad words/ threw rocks at the birds
And now this is your hotel!
You aint goin' back/this aint disneyland/it's HELL!
Little boy it's time for you to PAY!
For hurtin' that bird/not goin to church
And starin' at ! (& every day
You aint goin' back/ now you must stand in HELL!
Hell isn't good/Hell isn't good/HELL!
Ooh Hell isn't good/Hell isn't good/HELL!
(Adolf Hitler) $$#orted german words
(George Burns) Hey $#& face have you seen Gracie?
(Mohandas "Mahatma" Gandhi)Today, orderliness in the universe
Oh Hell isn't good/Hell isn't good/HELL!
Meanwhile.
Butters, Nelly, Randy, Sharon and Towelie all hid behind the Bushes as they waited for the Horde to come.
Butters: So what are we doing now?
Randy: Now… We wait.
They waited and waited, But no one was coming.
A few hours passed and they still got nothing.
Nelly: Couldn't we just move on? Maybe the Horde lost our trail.
Randy: We can't be sure of that Nelly, If they come for us these Traps will be our only defense.
Sharon: Oh come on Randy you can fight can't you? Just kick their asses.
Randy: You even see what those Horde guys can do?! No way am I going up against that!
Towelie: Uh guys…
Butters: What?
Towelie pointed upwards.
Butters, Nelly, Randy and Sharon followed the Direction of his finger and screamed as they saw Catra, Grizzlor, Leech, Scorpia and Three Horde Troopers standing over them.
Catra: Well now, Seams you didn't check your backs.
Randy: How did you get past the Traps?
Catra pointed behind them and they turned and saw a bunch of Wild Animals stuck in their Traps instead.
Sharon: Wait, How did we not hear or Notice that?!
Catra: Get them!
Grizzlor pulled out an Axe and swung at them, Randy and Sharon ducked and scrambled under him, Leech tried to catch Nelly, But she Punched him in the gut and Ran after the Marshes, Butters and Towelie clung to each other as Scorpia advanced on them, Until Randy came in and Punched her across the face and Kicked her head in, He then grabbed them and ran off.
Sharon: I thought you said you wouldn't go up against them!?
Randy: I can fight anyone bitch!
Nelly: Then how come we're Running!
They ran through the woods before tumbling down a hillside and scrambled into a small cave and hid as the Horde Troopers searched the Area.
Catra: No, No NO! We can't lose them like Dylamug did, Keep searching you fools! Or Hordak will skin us alive!
Catra led the Horde right ahead, As Butters and the gang peeped out of their Hiding Spot.
Randy: Well, Looks like they're gone for now.
Meanwhile.
Stan slowly woke to the sound of Fire and screams when he woke up and found the others getting up and looking around, They were in Hell.
Kyle: Okay so we're in Hell, Now what?
Wendy: Well, Now we just gotta find Satan's son.
Shelly: How do we do that?
A few hours later, The kids came to a dark Castle, They entered the castle and looked around, Suddenly a large shape came out from the Shadows, It was a large fat pink Troll!
Troll: Who goes there and what do you want?
The kids stood their ground.
Kyle: Uh, Please Mr Troll, We've come looking for the son of Satan, Is he here?
Troll: Satan's son moved out years ago.
Stan: What?!
Troll: But he has recently been brought back to bring forth his Fathers will.
The kids looked at each other.
Wendy: May we see him?
The kids were led to a chamber in the tallest tower of the caste and there found Satan's son Damien staring out a window.
Kyle: Uh… Damien?
The Black haired boy looked back at them at the mention of his name.
Damien: Who the hell are you guys?
Stan: It's us… Stan and Kyle? Remember from South Park? Third Grade? Your dad fought with Jesus.
Damien: Oh yeah you guys, What do you want?
Wendy stepped forward.
Wendy: We need your help, An Evil Warlord-
Damien: What do you mean that Hordak guy? Yeah I've heard of him.
Heidi: You have? Then why haven;t you done anything?
Damien: I don't care.
Stan: But once the Horde has taken control of Earth they will come for Hell.
Damien: What's there to come for, Everyone's scrapping for a piece of it anyway.
The Kids looked out the Window and saw several Demons battling and Killing each other down below.
Kyle: Dude, How long has it been like this?
Damien: Since my Dad died, Everyone in hell thinks they can snagg a piece of Hell for themselves.
Stan: And you?
Damien: I don't give a damn.
The Kids were stunned.
Kyle: You don't… Give a damn? How can you not give a damn?!
Stan: Dude this is your fathers realm they're destroying.
Damien: Yeah well I sure as Hell didn't want it!
He looked away with his arms crossed.
Heidi: But… Why?
Damien sighed and looked down.
Damien: I normally don't like talking about, But… It all started years back.
Flashback.
Damien: When he hooked up with Saddam Huissien, We had an Argument, I left him and went to the surface world, Ended up in a lot of Foster homes, Ended up bailing them all, And when I got word my Dad was killed fighting ManBearPig, I ended up on the Throne, And I've bean stuck there ever since.
Flashback End.
The kids listened to Damien's story.
Wendy: But Damien, This is your responsibility, If you can't reign in Hell, Well… Uh, Yeah I got nothing.
Damien: Well What else am I supposed to do?!
Damien got out of his seat and Stalked towards the kids.
Damien: Do you think Dad is gonna just come back, Like If Beealzobbot came around would he show up!
Suddenly the doorway was blown open and as if on cue, The Canadian Devil himself Appeared.
Beelzaboot: Ha Ha Ha! Prepare to die Prince of Hell!
Shelly: Oh shit.
Tricia pulled out her phone and took a Picture.
Meanwhile.
Kenny, Tammy and Kelly carefully maneuvered their way through the tight Thickets of the Thrin forest as several crows squealed their way out and out of their way.
Kelly: Well you certainly know your way Lenny.
Kenny: It's where the Vision told us to go, So we go here.
Cartman barely managed to pass though the Thorn without being cut once, Or twice and was not happy about it.
Cartman: God damn thorns, Couldn't we have gone through a Meadow instead?!
Tammy: Oh shut up you, So where do we go now Ken?
Kenny thought for a moment.
Kenny: Well we'd better stay here for now, To be honest this is Probably the safest place for now, No one could follow us in here, So We're gonna stay.
Cartman: Oh goody…
Meanwhile.
Satan and Jesus had a small drink together.
Satan: I just don't feel like going back to Hell, Jesus, I've always wanted it up here you know, Babies burp and Flowers bloom.
Jesus: But it's not right for you to be up here, WHile your gone Hell is in Anarchy Satan, You have to go back.
Satan: Somebody else can handle it.
Jesus: Like who huh? Your son?
Satan: What?
Jesus: He's been put on the Throne Satan.
Satan: But… He's just a boy.
Jesus: And now he's in Trouble with Beelzaboot.
He pulled out his Phone and Showed Satan a Text.
Satan: Oh that son of a Bitch!
Back in Hell, The Kids were being Dangled over a Pool of Fire as Beelzaboot addressed the Crowd.
Beelzaboot: Denizens of Hell, I, THe canadian Devil here by claimed the throne of Hell all shall bow to me and Hail-
Suddenly a Whole opened in the SKy and something Crashed down into the Surface, When the Smoke cleared, There Stood Satan.
Damien: Father?
Beelzaboot: What?! Impossible!
Satan: Beelzaboot!
Satan jumped into the air and Lunged at the Canadian Devil with a Roar.
Graphic Violence Scene here!
Satan: Denizens of Hell! I have returned to claim my place, No more shall Hell fall into Anarchy, For I am the Rightful one, For all Eternity.
The Crowd Cheered upon hearing this, While the Kids looked on from the Sidelines.
Stan: Well, I guess maybe now you can Patch things up with your Dad now Damien.
Damien: Yeah, I think I might do that.
And he went up to his Father, As he Did Jesus came up.
Jesus: Well did you get Satan on your side.
Kyle: No not Exactly, Maybe if we…
Jesus: No need for that, There's actually other allies you can get.
Kids: There are?!
Jesus: Yep right on Number 60 of the list.
Stan: Who are they?!
Later.
Stan, Kyle, Wendy, Heidi, Shelly, Karen, Tricia and Ike stood horrified as they came face to face with…
Stan: GINGERS!?
Jesus took to the sky before they could call to him.
Kyle: Jesus you Fucking Bastard!
Wendy: We'll kill you for this!
To be Continued.
Well guys I hope you enjoyed this new Story, And I also Hope for you all to have a better new year than the last, Happy new year everybody, Be sure to see new auditions to my Stories in the Future. :)
Till Next time, Stay safe, and Stay Happy.
And don't forget to Read my other Fanfiction, Especially my Crossover legends Universe.
Crossover Legends season 1.
Conquest of Egypt.
Viva La New Queen.
Crossover Legends season 2.
And many more stories well on the way.
See you all next year. :)