A/N: I do not own anything or anyone you recognize.
Okay, so, asked for more chapters, and my vacation has come around, so why not? This is Natasha and Allie/Valaena started dating, and everyone is in the towers, so there will be more little moments, or oneshots, depending on if this chapter is liked.
Anyways, enjoy!
One – Rules
Soon, everyone decided that a few rules should be established as Valaena was living with them. Each rule was written by the person who broke it.
1. Clint – Never ever go to the air vents of her room, it isn't healthy.
Clint had always gone into everyone's room's air vents, even Natasha's, and that was saying something, because she was as paranoid as Fury, no exaggeration. Of course, he hadn't experienced the Paranoia of Alyssaendra Valaena Targaryen/Potter (the capitals were necessary), so he went right into the air vents in her room, and she noticed – except, she didn't notice it was Clint, only that someone was in her air vents.
"Relashio! Expelliarmus! Flipendo! Stupefy!" she let out a string of spells and then used 'Reducto!' on her air vents.
Needless to say, Clint was nursing his wounds the next morning when Valaena came, "Oh, hey Clint, what happened?" the others tried desperately to hide their laughter.
"You remember that someone in your air vents, yeah?" she nodded, "That was me, Val, poor, sweet, me that got attacked by your spells."
"Oh! Sorry about that, I'm a bit paranoid, what with the fact that a murderous megalomaniac who killed my parents was out for my blood, along with his minions." Everyone stared at her.
Then, Natasha broke the silence, "You sure they've not followed you here?"
"I ran away during summer in the dead of the night and told everyone I was going to Spain the day before."
"Wow." was all Tony could come up with.
"I know," she grinned, "Daddy would be so proud, as would Padfoot. Heck, even Moony, if he knew."
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2. Fury – never insult her family, she's got some lungs on her.
"Alyssaendra,"
"Nicholas." she deadpanned. "How do you feel now, huh?"
"Fine! Valaena,"
"Yes, Fury?" she sweetly asked.
"I've been researching your grandmother's family, and I've found quite a few very…interesting things."
"Oh?"
"Firstly, the high amount of incest." Val shrugged, "Now, the stupid things a few of them did; Aegon the Conqueror married both of his sisters – Visenya and Rhaenys – and then all three of them conquered a kingdom using dragons. Baelor the Blessed or Beloved starved himself to death in the name of religion. Aerion drank wildfire and died. Maegor, well, he was called 'the Cruel' for a reason, enough said. Aegon II fed his half-sister, Rhaenyra, to his dragon, Syrax. Helaena went mad, as did Rhaenyra. Aerys II was mad, like, completely. Rhaegel was also mad. Rhaegar was a married man who ran off with a betrothed girl without thinking of the consequences. Are they all insane?"
A pause.
And then came the explosion: "DO I LOOK INSANE TO YOU?! HUH? NOW YOU LISTEN, AND YOU LISTEN WELL! MARRYING SIBLINGS WAS A TRADITION! BAELOR WAS A BIT TOO PIOUS FOR HIS OWN GOOD, NOT INSANE! AEGON, VISENYA, AND RHAENYS CONQUERED SIX KINGDOMS, SO WHAT? IT BOUGHT GREATNESS TO THE TARGARYEN LEGACY SO YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH ABOUT THAT, DRAGONS ARE HELPFUL AND NICE AND MAJOR IN THE TARGARYEN FAMILY AND YOU CAN'T DENY THAT THEY WEREN'T HELPFUL IN THE CONQUEST OF WESTEROS! AERION THOUGHT HE WAS A DREAMER LIKE DAENYS THE DREAMER, SO HE HEEDED HIS DREAMS! RHAEGEL HAD GENETIC PROBLEMS! QUEEN HELAENA AND QUEEN RHAENYRA GOT DEPRESSED BECAUSE OF THEIR CHILDRENS' MURDERS DURING THE DANCE OF DRAGONS! AEGON II WAS FIGHTING A WAR, ONE WITH HIS OWN HALF-SISTER! SURE, THEY WEREN'T CLOSE, BUT TARGARYENS HAVE A THING FOR FAMILY! RHAEGAR GOT OBSESSED WITH A PROPHECY! AERYS II WAS ACTUALLY A PROMISING PRINCE AND A NICE RULER IN THE START! IT WAS THE DEFIANCE OF DUSKENDALE, IN WHICH HE WAS HELD PRISONER, CHAINED AND TORTURED THAT GOT HIM PARANOID AND EVENTUALLY MAD! AND, FOR THE RECORD, DO I LOOK MAD OR INSANE TO YOU? DO I? DO I?!"
"No, you do not," Fury squeaked.
"Ah, so that's the famous Lily Evans temper you got from your mother; I've got to say, you single-handedly got Fury to get scared." Tony came up from behind.
"I'm a woman of many talents."
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3. Tony – don't call her 'Scarhead'.
"Hey, Scarhead, can you get me some coffee?"
"Tony, what did you call me?"
"Scarhead." He easily replied.
"ANTHONY EDWARD STARK! I am not a 'scarhead', if you insinuate that again, I'll turn into a fungus plant and stick you on Bruce's shoes."
"Okay, okay; so, Val, why don't you like it?"
"One: my school archrival, Draco Malfoy, called me that, and two: the scar's a constant reminder of my orphan state."
"Oh."
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4. Pepper – never give her electronics.
"If you need anything, call me, got it?"
"Uh, I don't have a phone."
"Oh – here." Pepper gave it to her, despite her many protests.
It blasted.
"What – *cough* – happened?" Pepper coughed.
"Electronics and magic don't mix well…"
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5. Steve – never think about celebrating Halloween with her around.
For Steve, Halloween was something that never changed, and that made him happy. So, Steven Rogers really like Halloween.
(Not for long though.)
What the super soldier didn't get was why Valaena was over-paranoid (not that she already wasn't, but it was at a higher level this time) and moping around at the same time.
At dinner, both he and Tony agreed on one thing: "Let's go celebrate Halloween!" Natasha, for some apparent reason, started banging her head on the table.
"I don't celebrate Halloween." Valaena deadpanned, and Steve blinked at her.
"What? Why?"
"Bad things happen to me on Halloween, at least this time was different…and: James Potter and Lily Potter née Evans were killed on Halloween, 31st October, 1981. Said people also happen to be my parents."
"Oh…"
"Uh…"
"Okay…"
"Um…"
"And this is why we don't celebrate Halloween, boys." Natasha concluded.
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6. Bruce – never remind her previous age.
"I want to drive a car." Valaena demanded.
"Your birthday isn't here yet and technically you're still fifteen until then, so no."
"Technicalities don't count! I'm a proud woman of twenty and three years, not ten and five! So, I WANT TO DRIVE A CAR!"
"Alright, alright; geez; who knew you, could throw such a temper tantrum."
"Me." She admitted, "I did."
"You admit it?"
She sniffed, "I'm not below admitting my faults."
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7. Thor – never ask to be narrated the Midgardian story Cinderella in her vicinity.
"Friend Anthony, could you please narrate that Midgardian story the Friend Clinton was talking about?"
"Okay, buddy, so," Tony cleared his throat, "Once upon a time –"
"No, no, absolutely not!" was heard at the same time.
"But why Friend Valaena?" Thor gave his patented kicked puppy look, but somehow, Val wasn't moved.
"That story reminds me way too much about my situation." Then she added, "You know, orphan child doing chores for her 'family', not that they behave like one. Then she gets an escape, but the family forbids it – in my case it was Hogwarts. Someone helpful – Hagrid the friendly half-giant – comes and takes her there. But, there is a deadline aka the start of summer. Mine happened five times, then, I completely change the story by running away. But, oh wait! They're still trying to find me like headless chickens, only this time, they won't be able to."
"…"
"Thank you." She turned on her heel and left.
Bonus: 8. Random Villain – never attack when Dragon Queen's on a date with Black Widow.
Valaena and Natasha were having fun watching a humour movie (don't let the others know, they'd think the two have gone soft) and eating popcorn when Fury called into their ear com, "There's an emergency in New York, a random villain is trying to take over the city."
The two super heroines got ready and Val Apparated out and right into the middle of the battle.
"Glacium." Valaena said in a bored tone as the whole road turned to ice and the villain started slipping, making a fool out of himself.
She giggled a bit, and then: "Reducto."
The villain then spontaneously combusted.
Somewhere in the SHIELD headquarters, Agent Maria Hill blinked, "Uh, Sir, the skirmish got over."
"What?" Director Fury turned around, "But it's been just two minutes!" Hill wordlessly showed him the footage.
"Agent Hill, please note on my reminders to not interrupt a date between Agent Romanoff and Miss. Targaryen-Potter unless a villain pops up."
"Yes Sir."
And in the Weekly Villains Meeting aka the WVM: "So, it is decided that we never interrupt a date between Dragon Queen and Black Widow?" Random Villain #1 decided.
"Aye." Random Villain #2 supported, followed by the other villains.