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A/N: Wow it has been a while since I updated so sorry about that, I did say the updates for this would be sporadic but still I do apologise for taking so long
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The sun was set and I was now sitting in a quiet cafe which just happened to be across the road from the community centre. The reason for why I was here was because my club mates and a certain kohai of mine dragged me along wth them claiming I had some explaining to do. Just by analysing the situation I was in I could clearly see that the root cause for my current predicament was without a doubt Haruhi. Since I was dragged down here I'm not going to be the first person to speak instead I'll simply wait for the other three to ask me a question, this way I won't say anything that could cause an unnecessary misunderstanding.
Yuigahama and Yukinoshita were sitting across from me both had a cup of tea in front of them while only Yuigahama had a slice of cake in front of her. Isshiki sat on my right and she had an elaborate looking sundae in front of her and was in the process of taking pictures of the said sundae. A stranger looking at her would probably look at her and think she's the type to have a food blog but knowing her she probably was just taking pictures to use in another sort of article of some kind to make use of 'her' budget. But now that I think about it she probably wouldn't do something like that with Yukinoshita right in front of her, would she? Anyway I had a cup of coffee in front of me but unfortunately or rather predictably it wasn't as good as MAX coffee.
Its been five minutes since our orders arrived yet no one has even said a word, why was I even dragged here if none of you are even going to say anything. I decide to go against my previous thoughts and actually start the conversation.
"So why exactly am I here"
"I had a suspicion that your fish like eyes would affect your sight Hikigaya-kun but I never thought they would effect your hearing to." After hearing those harsh words I gave Yukinoshita a slight glare which she ignored and then continued, "But to answer your question you are here to explain yourself"
"Explain what about myself and just so you know my hearing is fine" I take pride in my ears, it play a key role in my 108 loner skills, after all with my ears I wouldn't be able to properly observe whats going on around me.
"We want you tell us about how you know Suzumiya-san"
"Why?"
"Don't misunderstand all the information we can possibly get on Suzumiya-san will be useful in properly fulfilling Isshiki-sans request"
"I see" so you are going to try and compete against Haruhi well I wish you good luck in your endeavour, "What sort of information do you want"
"Ah, like how did you meet Suzumiya-san" interrupted Yuigahama
"In school"
Everyone around me sighed
"Senpai, Yui-senpai meant how did you and Suzumiya-san become friends"
That is a tough one how did we become friends, I guess it would be because of the time we spent in the SOS brigade but if you were to go with that logic then it would mean I am friends with those in the service club but a certain Ojou-sama has made it clear that we are not friends so that means that line of thinking is out. So how did I become friends with Haruhi.
"I honestly don't know" that was the only reply I could give them since I just couldn't come to an answer that would be accepted by the people on this table.
"Eh, what kind of answer is that Senpai, how can you not know"
To answer that question I just shrugged my shoulders and took a sip of my coffee
"All right then, how did you get 'forced' into that club"
"hmm lets see, one day in the middle of class Haruhi pulled my chair back and said she was going to be making a club and then as soon as class was over she dragged me by the tie into the stairwell and told me handle the paperwork for creating the said club and that I was part of the club"
"That doesn't sound like you were forced into joining the club Hikigaya-kun"
"I tried to protest but its Haruhi, she didn't even listen and after that first attempt it just seemed like it would take a lot of work to get myself out of it"
"So you were just being lazy Hiki"
"Hey even if I tried harder the result would probably still be the same" Really even after seeing how Haruhi was today they still believe you can reason with her, how naive.
"We already know that Hikigaya-kun is lazy so its best to move on from this question what did your club do"
"Lots of things but mostly sitting around in the club room drinking tea and paying boardgames or reading"
"Ah, That sounds just like our club"
"Would you care to elaborate on what 'lots of things' are Hikigaya-kun"
"Walking around town, going on trips and some other things along those lines" as well as time travel, fighting supernatural beings and dealing with evil robots (Asakura) but you didn't need to know that. After all Haruhi doesn't know we did those sort of things anyway and since you are only trying to get information on Haruhi it doesn't hurt me if I withheld that information
"That sounds like fun, Yukinon we should go on trips too"
"That wouldn't be a good idea Yuigahama-san"
"Eh, why not?"
"Where would we go?"
"The beach"
"And how is going to the beach related to service club activities"
"But Hiki's old club got to go on trips"
Yukinoshita put her hand on her head, it looks like she was getting a headache
"Hikigaya-kun did your club do anything productive"
"Not really" unless you count keeping reality in one piece
"Why am I not surprised, all right last question Hikigaya-kun what exactly is your relationship with Suzumiya-san?"
Once the question was asked everyone on the table had a serous expression on their face from the way their faces were it looked like they were anxiously awaiting my reply
"As I said before we are just friends, nothing more"
They all seemed to be satisfied with my answer
"Very well, that was all we had to ask"
"You made come all the way down here just to ask a few questions, couldn't you have just asked me these questions when we were still in the community centre"
"Ah well it was Yuigahama-sans suggestion"
I looked at Yuigahama
"I thought we could use this opportunity to hang out for a while"
I sighed
"It looks like we're all done so shall we leave" asked Yukinoshita, I should be the one asking that question
"Yeah lets go" was Yuigahama's reply so we all got up and walked to the exit
Now finally I'll be able to go home was what I thought until I saw a group of three people approaching us, seriously why can't this day just end
The only male in the group of three spoke first, "Kyon, its been while hasn't it" he had the same annoying smile he always wore when talking to people
"I suppose it has Koizumi" was my reply
I looked at the people next to him and I saw Nagato was looking as expressionless as ever and then I moved my attention to Asahina-san when I did she gave me pleasant smile and said, "We've missed you Kyon-kun"
Oh Asahina-san how I've missed your smile, I apologise for having made you miss me I don't deserve to even be in your presence. As I was thinking these thoughts an image of Totsuka popped into my mind. I apologise Totsuka-sama I've betrayed you to how could I think of someone else but then and image of Asahina-san smile posed into my head again. What do I do?
'Ahem' was the sound that saved from a possible mental meltdown, I should really be grateful after all not a lot of people are lucky enough to even know enough cute people to even be having such a crisis, I really have lived a great life. Anyway the person who saved me from my crisis was Yukinoshita and she looked like she wanted me to explain things. Today sure is a long day.
"These are my friends from the SOS Brigade" is what I said to Yukinoshita, Yuigahama and Isshiki
"These are my my acquaintances from the school I currently go to" is what I said to Koizumi, Nagato and Asahina-san
"Eh, don't you mean friends Senpai" at those words I looked at Yukinoshita who looked away looking embarrassed so I decided it would be best to ignore Isshiki's statement
"Anyway it looks like I'll be staying here so why don't you guys go ahead"
Yuigahama looked a little downcast and said, "All right bye Hiki"
"Goodbye Hikigaya-kun"
"Byyeeeeee, Senpai"
After saying their goodbye's they walked away
"Hmm so Kyon-kun's name was Hikigaya" I looked at Asahina-san shocked even she didn't know my name, I should have known
"You mean you didn't know Asahina-san"
"Well I always thought your name was Kyon, kyon-kun" she looked at Nagato and Koizumi hoping they would say something similar but…
"I have known that the individual know as Kyon real identity was Hikigaya Hachiman"
"I too had known that Kyon's name was actually Hikigaya but since Suzumiya-san called you Kyon I decided to just go along with it"
Of course you did, "Anyway I'm guessing you have things to talk to me about, about Haruhi to be precise"
Koizumi gave another annoying smile and said, "Its good to see that your observational skill haven't worsened since we last met"
I decided to ignore him, "How about we go to the park over there"
As I said that I pointed towards the park which was conveniently near to where we were
"That sounds good" replied Koizumi so we all began moving towards the park
Once we entered the park I decided that it was best to get this over with since I really just wanted to go home and sleep now
"So what do you want to tell me" I asked
"Suzumiya-san told us you were being held against your will and being forced into doing manual labour"
Of course Haruhi would exaggerate my situation and sure technically speaking I didn't want to join the service club and I have often compared the work Isshiki gives me to manual labour but the way she made it sound was just pushing it even for me.
"Thats not quite right"
"We suspected the case, regardless Suzumiya-san has informed us that the SOS brigade will begin operation RKFS"
Its probably going to be something stupid I probably shouldn't ask but I am slightly curious
"RKFS?"
"Operation Rescue Kyon From Slavery"
I sighed. Is it me or is Harhui making me being forced into the service club sound worse and worse.
"I presume you didn't try to suggest a better name" was what I asked Koizumi but knowing him he wouldn't dare to go against Haruhi
"Well we were not fully aware of your situation and if what Suzumiya-san said was true than the name for the operation would have been appropriate"
"Even if what she told you guys was true, you don't say what you're going to do in an operation code name, whats the point of even making a code name" Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only normal person in the SOS brigade, oh wait I am after all as far as I'm aware I am just a normal human being but thats not important right now.
"So what is she planning to do this time"
"Suzumiya-san told us that the plan was to storm into your club room and grab you and go"
That sounds just like her, "That obviously isn't going to work"
"Is that all you want to tell me"
"No, there is more"
"What is it?"
"Well its about the aftermath to you leaving school"
"I assume nothing bad happened since the world is still in one piece"
"Our organisation believes that this was because Suzumiya-san still believed that she would still be able to communicate with you, but since that wasn't the case the number of closed spaces opening up increased as the days went on we can only presume that now that contact has resumed the closed spaces should decrease"
"I see did anything else happen"
"The data integration thought entity registered an increase in minor disturbances in the fabric of reality, the probability of the severity of such events increasing subject to there being no contact between the individual known as Suzumiya Haruhi and the individual known as Kyon was 99.96%"
"I see what about you on your end Asahina-san"
"Ah… Um.. I'm afraid that classified"
Of course it is "So to sum it up me not talking to Harhui almost destroyed the world"
"That would be correct" said Koizumi with his usual annoying smile
"This really getting annoying I'm going home"
"All right then we will see you when we enter your club room"
"Goodbye Kyon-kun"
"…"
I better enjoy the sleep I'm getting tonight because it looks like things are no longer going to be peaceful. Atlas day had finally ended
A/N: I finally finished setting up the rest of this fic so this should hopefully be the last Haruhi less chapter in this fic
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