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A/N: Looks like I've taken a long time to update again and I am sorry for that again. To make up for it this chapter is slightly longer so I hope that makes up for it.
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"… And that ends today which means your weekend now begins so I hope you all have fun and use to enjoy your youth it. I know I'll be trying" said Hiratsuka-sensei.
Everyone just looked at her with deadpan face. Seeing the looks she was getting sensei's expression turned said and then she said, "I'm still young you know"and ran out of the room. Why doesn't someone just take her already?
Sensei then came back and said, "Hikigaya can you see me in my office before you go to your club" and then walked out. I wonder what that could be about. Oh well this should work well for me, I didn't really want to go to club today in the first place. Why, you ask well after Koizumi told me about operation RKFS I guess knowing Haruhi that the plan would be carried out as soon as possible meaning today. I probably should warn Yukinoshita and Yuigahama so they're not to surprised, if things work out in my favour they may even come up with a counter strategy to save me. But I probably shouldn't get my hopes up their opponent is Haruhi and I myself gave up on going against her a long time ago.
As I was thinking those thoughts my orange haired club mate walked up to me and asked, "Hiki aren't you going to see Hiratsuka-sensei"
Oh right I haven't even gotten up from my seat yet, "I was just about to leave"
Yuigahama gave me questioning look, "All right, I'll tell Yukinon that you'll be late but do you know why sensei asked you to see her, Hiki"
I shrugged my shoulders and said, "Nope"
"All right then see you in club Hiki" she then gave me a wave and started making her way out of the classroom, it was then that I remembered that I had to warn her about Harhui
"Ah… Yuigahama"
After i called out to her Yuigahama stopped and turned around facing me, she looked me with a look telling me that she wanted me to continue
"Don't be surprised if Haruhi shows up today" after hearing that statement Yuigahama facial expression showed she was slightly troubled she then gave me a fake smile, like she was trying to pretend the words didn't bother her, and said, "Why would Suzumiya-san come here, Hiki?"
"Ah… well last night my former club mates told me that there was a high chance Harhui would show up today and an even higher chance she'll drag me out of the club"
Yuigahama's face showed that she didn't quite understand but she did go on to say, "Don't worry Hiki we won't let you taken away from us"
It seems that like she was able to read between the lines and realised that Harhui was going to take me by force. Well, thats good hopefully she tells Yukinoshita and the two of them can come up with a plan to stop Harhui's operation RKFS. But would they win. I hope they do.
After Yuigahama left I put my stuff into my bag and started my journey to Hiratsuka-sensei's office. I wonder what this could be about. Knowing her its probably something stupid, and there's probably going to be a high chance of me getting stuck with more work.
Hiratsuka-sensei's office
I was now standing in sensei's office, sensei was right in front of me and she looked very depressed. It looks like she is still hung up about how everyone reacted to her 'youthful' statement. You brought upon yourself sensei you should just let it go. It looks like she forgotten I'm standing in the same room as her. I wonder if my stealth Hiki has levelled up, could I now be invisible or does it still have some restrictions like in that anime[1] where the one of the main characters would only appear to be invisible to one person at a time. I smiled thinking of the possibilities, but would it work on Haruhi.
Sick of standing here doing nothing, I mean I could have been sitting doing nothing you know, I decided to try and make some noise so that sensei is reminded of my presence in the room.
'Ahem'
Noticing the sound I made sensei looked up
"Oh, Hikigaya when did you get here?"
I have been standing here for five minutes you know I even knocked on the door and I remember you telling me enter. Either my stealth Hiki skill really has levelled up or Sensei really needs to find someone. If it's the latter, which it probably is, than someone seriously needs to take her already. Deciding that it was best not to blurt out what I just thought out I had to come up with an appropriate response to her question. Replaying the question in my mind made me think that just telling her the duration for how long I was standing here of was probably the best idea.
As I was opening my mouth to reply sensei stopped me and said, "never mind" why did I even bother over thinking my reply
"Tell me honestly Hikigaya do you think my youth has ended" asked sensei
To properly answer that question you really have to look at what youth if you look at it literally it's the period in your life just before you became an adult[2] so since sensei was already an adult the obvious answer to a question was yes her youth had ended. But to properly answer the question i have to look at youth the way society defines it. That youth is when you perceive everything around you in a positive light its when any mistake you make is just a 'youthful indiscretion', which is why I believe youth is a lie[3]. But sensei has made it abundantly clear that is not what she cares about so I'll have reluctantly ignore my own views on the issue at hand. Well thinking about it logically just by looking at the way sensei is right now you can tell she clearly doesn't things with a sickening amount of positivity so looking at it from that point of view you the answer to sensei's question yet again is ye her youth has ended. Now if I look at it from my perspective telling her the truth will most probably end badly for me but since she told me to answer her honestly she'll probably say that I'm lying and things still end badly for me. I guess I should just answer her honestly, I did say I wanted something genuine so it would be very hypocritical of me to not act genuine as well.
"Yes Sensei your youth has ended" as soon as I uttered those words I felt a sharp pain in my abdomen I then scrunched up and coughed out. It looks like Hiratsuka-sensei's punches have levelled up as well.
"Is…n't hitting a student against the rules, sensei" I coughed out
She shrugged it off and replied, "Its not like you're going to tell anyone, are you Hikigaya" she then showed me a truly terrifying face. I gulped
"No, sen-sei"
"Good besides this my way of teaching you, the correct answer to that question was to tell me I am still in my youth"
"Then you shouldn't have told me to answer honestly"
She then glared at me before she could punch me again I asked, "So is this why you called me here just to ask me if your still youthful"
If that really is the case then it would be fairly annoying but then again I don't really mind if it means delaying having to deal with Harhui and it means I don't get stuck with extra fork so if that really is the reason she called me hear then I will have to thank you sensei
A look of realisation dawned on her once I spoke, crap, it looks like that question really wasn't the reason she called me hear. Please don't be more work, I silently pleaded
"Oh right I forgot" said sensei, why did I open my mouth, she continued "I called you hear to talk to you about the festival you're helping out in"
Looks like Isshiki told her about the festival but she makes it sound like I'm doing a lot for the festival, which is not really the case since the only advice I gave them was do whatever Haruhi tells them to do.
"What about the festival?" I urged her to continue wondering what she had to tell me
"Well I was very surprised when I got a surprisingly positive review of your contribution to the festivals planning committee"
I'm surprised as well, I really I didn't do anything, I wonder what my sweet little kohai is planning this time, "Did Isshiki really say all that" being skeptical I decided to confirm with Hiratsuka sensei whether the student council president actually gave me such a glowing review. If she did I probably should be scared whatever she's planning is definitely going to force me into doing manual labour
"I never said Isshiki said that"
Hmm it wasn't Isshiki, "Then who told you that"
"Why do you always have to be so skeptical about praise Hikigaya sometimes people just praise you because you actually did something worth the praise"
I'm sure there are few cases where that happens but someone praising me most likely has another motive, after all the only reason we praise people is to further our own twisted causes: like trying to enter a social group by praising its leader or getting help from someone smarter than you by praising their intelligence. Being a loner means you don't have to deal with such obvious deceit and then be forced into corner and since society expects you to lie back to that praise in a positive manner. This yet another example of how the loner lifestyle is superior to the raiju lifestyle. Anyway that is not important right now what matters is that Hiratsuka-sensei is yet to answer my question
"If Isshiki didn't answer give me that glowing review then who did it" I elaborated further on my question this time, hopefully this time she actually answers me instead of trying to give me life advice
She looked at me with displeasure for ignoring her advice, really sensei its not like I ignored I just disagree with your advice, I choose not to voice my opinion.
"Surprisingly that review came from the other schools student council president"
My eye's widened, "Harhui said that" now I know I'm not only going to be stuck with more work I'm going to have to do something completely ridiculous as well
"Ooo whats this Hikigaya on first name basis with the other student council president"
I blushed at the implications, I looked away and just said, "Its not like that" knowing that the statement really wont' help quell the misunderstanding
"Really, I find that hard to believe"
"Believe what you want" is what I said to try an end this unnecessary conversation
"So why did Harhui say that, I assume she said something else as well"
Hiratsuka-sensei seemed surprised, "You know times like these are when I wish you're wrong Hikigaya" I knew it Harhui obviously had something planned. I gave sensei a look which urged her to continue
"She nominated you to the chairman of the inter-school festival committee"
"Why me, Why can't she do it or Isshiki" Whats Harhui playing she would never throw away a position of power for no reason
"Student council members are not allowed to be in charge of the committee"
So thats why she didn't take the role herself but why me, "What did Isshiki say about it"
"She didn't really care" she's probably thinking something like this revenge for making her the student council president
"Why can't Yukinoshita do it" … wait now that I think about it thats not a really good idea especially taking into account the last time she had to do so much work for a festival; but she wouldn't make the same mistake again, would she
"I did suggest Yukinoshita's name to Suzumiya-san but she refused" I'm not surprised knowing Harhui she probably see Yukinoshita as some sort of enemy so giving her any powers would be the last thing she would ever do
I was about to suggest Yuigahama's name but then again when I really think about it best if I save my breath
"Look Hikigaya your name is the only name both schools will agree to so you really don't have a choice on this matter"
'Tsk' when did I become so likeable, could it be I'm no longer a loner. No time's like these are when you need to think positively; I'm still a loner, yes I'm definitely a loner
As I was reconfirming my loner identity Hiratsuka-sensei spoke, "I think this will be good opportunity for now you get an excuse to spend more time with Suzumiya-san" she then gave me sly smile. I just glared at her. You should be more focussed on trying to set yourself up sensei, staying out of you students non-existent love lives would be best for everyone, you especially
"Anyway thats all you can go now Hikigaya"
After hearing those words I walked out and made my towards the clubroom
Outside the clubroom
I stood outside the clubroom, why am I not going in you ask. Well, the answer to that question would be that I'm waiting to hear any loud and obnoxious sounds that would give away Harhui's presence in the room. Not being able to hear any weird sounds left me with to possible scenario's to choose from: 1) she is in the room but is keeping quiet to try and bait me to enter, 2) she actually isn't in the room and everything is as quiet and as peaceful as normal. There's no way of knowing unless I actually enter the room myself at this point of time Harhui is like Schrödinger's cat [4] she both in the room and not in the room until I actually go to check for myself. Would this make her Schrödinger's Haruhi, I'm just being nonsensical right now I really need to focus right now my life may depend on it. But now that I think about Harhui might just have the ability to both inside the room and outside the room at the same time. Or it could be like that time I time travelled and was both inside a broom closet and outside a broom closet at the time, or it could be like that other time I time travelled where[5] … uh I'm getting of track again. Now where was I right Schrödinger's Haruhi, so the only way of truly knowing is opening the door and checking myself. Now with the Schrödinger's cat scenario you can't actually check if the cat is dead in the box since the poison and radioactivity in the box but in the Schrödinger's Haruhi scenario such a problem doesn't exist so I can actually check and put an end to this paradox. So its decided I'll have to put and to this paradox by opening the door. Thats sounds like something I would say in chunni days, I hope I'm not slipping up I don't want to end up like Zaim - whats his name.
After a five minutes of contemplating opening the door I finally slid the door open and saw no sign of Haruhi. I guess I Haruhi isn't going to cary out operation RKFS today, well thats fine by me but this just means a future version of my self is going to have to deal with this problem. Sucks to be him
Seeing that the door was opened Yukinoshita greeted me, "Hello Hikigaya-kun"
"Yo" I replied as I slid the door closed
"What did sensei want from you Hiki" asked Yuigahama who now put her phone so that she could talk to me
"She was just giving me more useless work" I said as I sat down on my seat
"I'm sure the work sensei asked of you is completely reasonable and you are just being as lazy as normal, Hikilazy-kun" Why does she always have to insult me
"What kind of work does sensei want you to do, Hiki" said Yuigahama whose curiosity got her to ignore Yukinoshita's comment
Deciding to ignore Yukinoshita's comment as well, she's not going to like that one bit, I replied "It seems I've been appointed as the festival committee chairman"
Both Yukinoshita and Yuigahama looked at me with a slight look of worry on their faces
"Why would they even consider someone as lazy as you to be committee chairmen" asked Yukinoshita her face showed she was genuinely wondering why they chose me
"Haruhi nominated me so I'm stuck being the committee chairman"
"Don't worry Hiki we'll help you out if the work gets to much for you, right Yukinon" She looked at Yukinoshita
"Yuigahama-san is right Hikigaya-kun if the workload is more than you can handle then we will help, no we the service club will help you handle this position from the start" Said Yukinoshita it looks she is recalling what happened last time one of us had to be in charge of committee. Learning from our mistakes the service club seems more united than ever
I smiled, "Thank you, then I'll be in your care"
They both and smiled as well, the environment in the clubroom became really peaceful. I wish things could stay like this forever but unfortunately things change
Just as I was thinking that the door to the clubroom suddenly slid open. Haruhi was standing in the gap with the arm which had the band saying 'brigade chief' sticking out in front. Oh great why did I have to get my hopes up and assume that operation RKFS wouldn't happen today
Haruhi then shouted out, "Koizumi, Mikuru and Yuki get in position ASAP" following her commands Koizumi strolled in normally with his usual smile on his face. Following him was Asahina-san who seemed a little nervous but was as cute as ever when she give me a cute smile and wave when she spotted me, ah Asahina-san. Nagato then walked in as plain faced as ever. None them really rushed in which prompted Harhui to comment, "You guys are supposed to rush in and seal the exists, common just follow the plan and operation Rescue Kyon from Slavery will be a success!" You shouldn't be telling the enemy that the plan isn't being followed and why would you even tell us the full operation name what was the point of even abbreviating it. Why does she always rush into things like this
Koizumi apologised after hearing Haruhi's comment, "I apologise Suzumiya-san I will ensure I try harder next" kiss ass
"Do-Do we hav…e to follow the plan" asked a very nervous Asahina-san
"Of course Mikuru, why do you think we spent so long planning the plan if we're not going to follow the plan" you should be asking yourself that right now. Why are you even having this conversation in the middle of carrying out you plan
"But do I have to do that" Asked Asahina-san with tears in forming in her eyes. I wonder what Haruhi is making her do
"Of course Mikuru the success of the plan highs on you doing that" now I really am curious I wonder what crazy thing Asahina-san is going to have to do, I might not mind this plan that after all
Through the whole commotion Nagato was as stone faced as ever and showed no reaction to Haruhi's comment what so ever. I apologise Nagato you had to deal with all this on your own, even though I promised I would help you deal with it
Snapping out of her confused state Yukinoshita finally took note of what was going on. Her expression would probably have even the likes of Saitama running away [6], it was seriously scary. She then glared at Haruhi, "Do you mind explaining what you are doing Suzumiya-san"
Haruhi seemed immune to Yukinoshita's ice cold glare it was at this moment that I realised that I had some crazy powerful acquaintances. I mean both of them are staying perfectly calm facing each others powerful and scary glares. I really don't want to be caught in this cross fire but I have bad feeling that's not possible
"I have just come to rescue or captures comrade" its to soon why am I already being brought into this
"And who would this captured comrade be" Yukinoshita asked continuing to exert pressure on Haruhi but why did she have to ask a question she already knows the answer to, its like her strategy is to deliberately get me to involved. Even I already am far to involved at this point already
In response to Yukinoshita's question Haruhi looked at me, she then pointed at me and then said, "Kyon is our captured comrade" Oh great looks like now I've officially been brought into this
Yukinoshita smiled after hearing Haruhi's reply, could it be did she plan for this, "I'm afraid you're mistaken that individual there is not called Kyon but called Hikigaya-kun and he is a valuable member of the service club. To put it in terms you can understand Hikigaya-kun is our comrade"
At the same time Yuigahama finally decided to chip in, she jumped up and said, "Thats right Hiki is our friend and we won't let you take him away" Did she just call me a friend and did Yukinoshita call me a comrade
While I was pleased with the words coming out of my fellow service club members mouths Haruhi was not. She grit her teeth and her face showed her great displeasure. If I don't do something now this might just cause the end of the world
"Oh please I know Kyon would never abandon the SOS brigade just like that, he was definitely forced into joining this club so how can someone who was forced into joining this club ever be considered your comrade"
Those words seemed to have a lot of power as Yukinoshita started to loose steam she looked at me, it looks like she was asking for my help. I then looked around and Koizumi's face told me that it was best if I stepped in at this point. So I took deep breath and interrupted their 'discussion'
"Now wait just a second Haruhi"
"What is it Kyon, can't you see we're trying to rescue you here"
"Firstly I don't need rescuing"
Haruhi face showed confusion, it looks like she doesn't quite understand
"While its true I was forced to join the service club after spending the past year with them I have grown to like it here"
"So are you saying you don't like the SOS Brigade" asked Haruhi her face showed she was really sad
"No, I'm not saying I don't like the SOS Brigade, I like the SOS Brigade but i also like the service club and also since I'm in Soba High I can't really be part of the SOS Brigade right now so…"
"But then how will we do our rounds and trips" unfortunately at this moment Yukinoshita chose to re-enter the 'discussion'
"Thats just to bad since Hikigaya-kun is part of the service club he'll be to busy doing service club activities so he won't be able to do any of your brigade activities" She had a large smile on her face when said that
"Now look … " before I could complete my sentence Hiratsuka-sensei walked in, oh thank you sensei hopefully you can end this before things get worse
"Whats going on here and why's there so many people in this room" asked sensei
After explaining the situation to Hiratsuka-sensei
"Hm, I see" said sensei after hearing whats transpired so far
She then looked me slyly, "Hmm… Hikigaya how does it feel having so many beautiful girls fighting over you"
I should have know that sensei would take this as an opportunity to point out unnecessary things, but to be fair she isn't wrong since they are fighting over me. When did I become this popular could it be that I'm as dense as those harem anime protagonists, no this and that are two separate things. The only reason Haruhi and Yukinoshita are fighting over me is because they needed something of common interest to compete over and that thing just happened to be me. Did I just refer to myself as a thing?
"Are you planning on helping sensei or are you just going to be making snide remarks" I asked sensei, She pouted, which made her look kind of cute, seriously how has she not been taken yet
"All right, fine I'll now lets see" she turned to face the now seated Haruhi and Yukinoshita
"The problem here is you both want Hikigaya"
"Yes" said Haruhi
"Thats incorrect" everyone looks at Yukinoshita, she's probably going to insult me
Taken aback by all the stares Yukinoshita decided to explain herself, "My position is that Hikigaya-kun is and integral member of the service club"
"Well Kyon is an even more important member of the SOS Brigade, plus he joined the SOS Brigade first so we win" said Haruhi in reply
"Date of joining has nothing to do with how important an individual is to an organisation" said Yukinoshita in a matter of fact way
"I'm aware but Kyon contributed heavily to our activity which makes him an important member of the SOS brigade, besides we didn't force him to join the SOS Brigade so we win" At that last statement I looked at Koizumi who just kept smiling
"We didn't force Hikigaya-kun to join the service club either"
"Then who did"
"That would be me, Suzumiya-san I'm afraid I can't let Hikigaya leave the service club since I think its important that he remains in the club"
Haruhi looked at sensei then she looked at me, "All right Kyon lets get your transfer papers ready so that you can come back to North High and once again be part of the SOS Brigade"
I don't think thats the solution Haruhi but I choose not to speak instead sensei interrupts
"Now just wait a second Suzumiya-san I did say Hikigaya can't leave the service club but I also didn't say that Hikigaya had to leave the SOS Brigade" Sensei don't tell me you implying what I think you're implying
"Whats that supposed to mean" asked a perplexed Haruhi
"I agree with Suzumiya-san Sensei would you please care to elaborate"
Seeing the looks of confusion on everyone's face sensei decided to enlighten them on her plan, "Well all I'm saying is that Hikigaya can be both a member of the service club and a member of the SOS Brigade" I knew it if this plan is somehow approved I'm probably going to loose whatever free time I have left
"Are saying that I should allow one my Brigade members to of another organisation" asked Haruhi
"Do you only expect Hikilazy-kun to be able to cope with the workloads of two clubs" asked a slightly concerned Yukinoshita. I appreciate the fact that you're concerned but did you have to insult me as well.
"Thats not my problem" replied sensei, it should be you're the one who thought up this stupid plan
Then a smile formed on Hiratsuka-sensei's face, "I know I'll use my authority as a teacher to make you guys follow my idea"
"Thats abusing your authority sensei" I decided to tell her she's misusing her powers
"Not really I'm just settling a dispute between students so its well within my authority" replied sensei, "So how about you all stop arguing and start deciding how exactly you're going to share Hikigaya" Am I now a toy of some sort
Haruhi jumped up and said, "We then get Kyon on weekends plus 2 week days" hey don't my precious weekend
"I can't allow that, the service club has activities that go on in the weekend so we shall take the weekends and we are more than happy to take the remaining three days" Since when has the service club had weekend activities
"Hey, don't I get some free time to my self" I decided to voice my opinion before its to late
"Not now Kyon" ouch, at the very least leave my weekend alone, "Thats not fair that would mean you get Kyon for five days while we only get 2 days"
"Very well we shall give you one more weekday"
"I won't accept any of those useless weekday, most of those days are already taken up by school so we want the weekend"
"But thats not possible since our club activities run into the weekend" again since when has our club activities run into the weekend
"Well our brigade activities also run into the weekend so we need the weekend as well" that is true intact we do most of our work during the weekends, and if I get paired up with Asahina-san I really wouldn't mind going on of those patrols
Hiratsuka-sensei moved next to me and whispered in my ear, "Most guys would kill to be in your position right now Hikigaya"
I decided to ignore her, "This really isn't going anywhere"
"Your right" she said
She then interrupted Haruhi and Yukinoshita' useless argument and said, "How about you first discuss the number days each club gets and how you'll be dividing those days"
"Well we shouldn't look at a week since a week has seven days which is an odd number, how about we look at months" suggested Yuigahama, both me and Yukinoshita looked at her with suprise that was a surpassingly reasonable suggestion
"That was a surprisingly reasonable suggestion Yuigahama" I decided to voice my opinion
"What so you mean by surprisingly, Hiki" asked an angry Yuigahama
Yukinoshita brought her hand to her forehead and said, "Surpassingly means …" before the Yukipedia could continue Yuigahama interrupted, "I know what surprisingly means! Why does Hiki and Yukinon always have to be so mean" said a now sad Yuigahama
Yukinoshita face turned red she clearly was embarrassed over misreading what Yuigahama was asking about, "I apologise for my mistake Yuigahama-san but I'm afraid I have to agree with Hikigaya-kun it is rare for you to come up with a reasonable solution" Yukinoshita's attempt to sooth Yuigahama definitely made things worse, there is a something known as being a little to honest.
"Ahem" Haruhi decided to interrupt our argument, "Shouldn't we be discussing how we are going to split Kyon's time" looks like Haruhi was eager to get back on topic
"Yes you're right how about we each have 15 days a month" Suggested Yukinoshita
"Thats seems fair but what about the left over days on the months which have thirty one days" asked Haruhi
"Hikigaya-kun can have those days to himself" what are you saying at most I can only have one day a month to myself, thats not fair, I have rights to you know
"Just one second I need more days of" I tried to bring in my point of view
"Taking into account you're needs will only over complicate things Hikigaya-kun" said Yukinoshita
"She's right Kyon it'll get way to messy if we tried to meet your needs" said Haruhi
Why do you have to agree on something now, why can't you fight about it like you did about everything else
"So will we do very alternate day or will we get fifteen consecutive days" asked Haruhi, ignoring my tired expression
"Every alternative day seems best" replied Yukinoshita
"What about more days off" I asked yet again, pleas just listen to me
"Oh, man up Kyon, as your brigade chief I command you. Anyway what about if we trips, we'll need consecutive days then"
"Then we can have some sort of process to arrange for it"
"What kind of process" asked Haruhi
"I know", interrupted sensei "How about you create a treaty which you all have to abide by and call it the Soba convention" Sensei then looked at me expectantly, I'm guessing she just made an obscure pop-culture reference and expects me to understand it, unfortunately I do. [7]
"Will that really work" asked Yuigahama
"Of course I saw it work on a TV show" it's an anime isn't it, so I'm now a room am I
"Putting aside the source of the idea, I think writing down the rules would make sense" said Yukinoshita
"Yep, the Soba convention sounds great" you just like the idea of signing and official sounding document
"Then its decided, you can start working on writing it and I can be adjudicator for the convention" said Hiratsuka-sensei, you just want to be like landlord-san don't you [8]
"That wouldn't be fair" said Haruhi raining down on Hiratsuka-sensei's parade
"Huh, why" asked sensei
"Well I think you would be biased towards the service club" said Haruhi
"That is a valid point sensei" I told sensei who looked at me with anger, hehe thats what you get for not properly handling the situation
"If not I can't be the adjudicator then who can"
"I know, I know" said Yuigahama who had her raised her hand like she was in class
Irritated Sensei asked her, "Who?"
"I thinking Komachi-chan can be the adjudicator"
Haruhi tilted her head, "Who?"
I sighed, "My little sister"
Haruhi's eyes widened and she smiled, "Oh you mean imouto-chan, yep I agree she would be totally fair"
Seeing that everyone was happy with Komachi being the adjudicator Yukinoshita took over, "Well then with settled, Hikigaya-kun would you mind calling Komachi-san"
"On it" why would I ever mind a chance to talk to my sweet little sister, so I picked up phone and dialled clicked on Komachi's number which obviously on speed dial
After a few rings she picked up her phone, "Hmm, Oni-chan its weird for you to call at this time, could it be that your in trouble and need my help, don't worry Oni-chan I'll always be there to help you, ooh that scored a lot of Komachi points"
"Well you're not wrong, listen Komachi can you come to the club right now"
"Sure but why, Oni-chan"
"Its easier if we explain it to you when you get here"
"All right, I can't wait to see you again Oni-chan, that also scored a lot of Komachi points"
"All right see you here" I smelled as I put my phone down, as I looked at Yukinoshita to inform that Komachi would be arriving she looked at me with a face of disgust
"Sis-con"
After Komachi arrives and understands the situation
"Wow, oni-chan it looks like I don't have to worry after all" she said as she wiped what looked like tears of joy from her eye's
"So do you think you can do it Imouto-chan" asked Haruhi
"Of course Haruhi, it is the of any imouto to take ensure their Oni-chan is properly taken care of in the future"
Yukinoshita sighed, "Unfortunately Komachi-san is a bro-con as well"
Just because your sibling isn't that caring towards you doesn't mean any other sibling showing their affections for their sibling is a bro or sis-con
"Well since all parties have agreed shall we sign the agreement" said Hiratsuka-sensei
"As the Chief of the SOS Brigade I shall go first" said Haruhi as she signed the paper, then Yukinoshita took out a pen and signed the paper and then Komachi signed the paper
"All right all thats left is for Hikigaya to sign it" said sensei as the paper was passed to me. This is it by signing this I would be signing my self up for less free time and more work but its not like I have a choice so I guess I have to sign it, so I signed it
"All right so as of this moment the Soba Convention is in effect"
Great, I sighed
[1] Reference to Nao Tomori's powers in the anime Charlotte
[2] From the ever wise google-sensei
[3] What Hikigaya said in the prologue of the first Oregairu volume
[4] Schrödinger's cat is an experiment thought out by physicist Erwin Schrödinger where a cat in a box is both dead and alive at the same time. Just search Schrödinger's cat on Wikipedia or Google if you want to know more
[5] Reference to the 7th light novel of the Haruhi Suzumiya series, The Intrigues of Haruhi Suzumiya, where Kyon has to deal with multiple time loops
[6] One Punch Man reference
[7] Reference to Invaders of Rokujoma's Corona Convention
[8] A reference to a character in Invader of Rokujyoma
A/N: I hope you enjoyed this chapter its longest I've spent writing a single chapter and the longest chapter I've written so far. Don't expect more chapters this long.
Please do review it really helps me improve and again if you have any request regarding the fic or any other potential crossover stories please do pm me and I'll see what I can do
Until next time
NPwall