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A/N: Hello again, two years sure have flown by and I have returned once again for yet another (slightly smaller) instalment in this fic. Thank you for all your patience and continued support. Note this chapter is far from complete, and this teaser (I guess) will be deleted once I'm done with the completed chapter.

Also thank you to all of you have reviewed, favourited, followed and PM'd your support is appreciated and really helps in finding the motivation to write more. Anyway I'll stop talking now and will hope that you all like this chapter.

Community Centre:

We were now in the community centre waiting for Haruhi and the other student council to arrive. In the community centre with us was the rest of the Sobu student council, consisting of the Isshiki, the vice-president and secretary chan. We were all standing inside the meeting room because apparently its 'polite' to wait for the other party before taking a seat. The situation was a bit unusual for me because I'm the one who's usually the last to arrive for SOS Brigade meetings. Don't worry wallet-chan I'll protect you from the mean monster who keeps insisting I treat her because 'I'm late' when I'm actually on time and everyone else is just early. Being too early for something is just as bad as being late for things sometimes, maybe, I think? *Ahem* What was I thinking about? Right, being early. This time I'm here first and everyone else is last. Just imagine Haruhi's reaction when I ask her for a treat. It might even be world ending.

Yuigahama was standing next to me smiling happily while holding a bag of snacks, it looked like it was some sort of bone shaped chips? Biscuits? Uhh...dog food? Oi, oi Gahama-san I know you love dogs but eating dog food is going too far. I wonder why she hasn't opened it up yet, she's usually the type to open up the bag and start eating. It is weird for her to just be holding it. Especially since we are already at the meeting place and our side is already here.

"Aren't snacks meant to be eaten" I asked Yuigahama, hoping for once that she would have a rationale answer

My question seemed to startle her a bit, she jumped slightly and turned her towards me.

"Ehh.. Oh, ehehe…" started Yuigahama as she scratched her cheek as if she were pondering the meaning of life it self.

Eventually it looked like she worked out what her answer to my query would be "Hikki! I can't eat this" She answered like the answer was obvious. Then why did you spend so long thinking about it.

"Why did you buy it, if you weren't going to eat it"

She looked it me, and shook her head in a 'I don't know what I'm going to do with you' kind of way, "Because its cute"

"But it's a snack, its meant to be eaten not cute"

She looked at me with a deadpan expression and said two words, "Max coffee" … … … Error 404 rebuttal not found. Eh… Eh… but…how…no…but…yes.

I raised my hand to object. "That's fair" I said monotonously. There was never any real way of countering that. How could I have been bested in a verbal joust by Yuigahama. I'm sorry Kamakura, Komachi, Okaa-san, eh and I guess even you old man, I've failed and let the Hikigaya name down.

While I was talking with Yuigahama the rest of our student council had taken their seats. I decided that it was probably best to join them as well and it's not because I'm running away or anything like that. Hehe.

"You have a creepy look on your face Hikigaya-kun, but perhaps it may just be your regular face Creepygaya-kun" said Yukinoshita as I approached the table.

Hearing that statement Isshiki turned around and looked at my face and recoiled back, "Eh, senpai that smile is really creepy"

This is just my regular face; I can not control what it looks like. Choosing to be the better person I decided to ignore them both and just went straight to my seat which thankfully wasn't on the same table. Instead it was in the centre of the room and had just two seats. One for me and one for the vice-chairperson. The vice-chairperson of course was Asahina-san. But you already knew that, this was more for the forgetful readers who've had to wait for two years for these lines. Ugh, forgetful readers what am I even saying. Oh no, it can't be! This can't be a regression. An image of certain blade master general appeared in my head. No, absolutely not I will not be like him. I will not be a chunni, again. I took a calming breath as I took my seat. Remember the dark days are over, I am now the monster of logic.

Ahhh, damn you Zaimokuza your chunni-ness is spreading and making me act cringy as well.

"Senpai why didn't you buy any snacks" called Isshiki, rescuing me from my internal turmoil.

Tch, tch kohai there is still much for you to learn, I thought as I wordlessly brought out a few cans of Max Coffee and looked at her triumphantly.

Isshiki looked at me clearly disappointed and maybe also with a hint of pity? She then quietly muttered something to herself, which suspiciously sounded something like, "I should have known". If that was indeed what she said then, yes she should have. Of course, I was going to need Max Coffee for this meeting. Knowing Haruhi this is going to be really really exhausting and as rejuvenating as Asahina-san's smiles are they can only go so far. If Totsuka were here as well then I wouldn't need the Max Coffee. Now imagine that Totsuka's smile and Asahina-san's smile are in the same room, side by side. Ah, Kawai! That's overpowered, I don't even know if I would be able to survive that two-hit combo.

Before I could knock myself out with my happy thoughts. Isshiki interrupted "Senpai, coffee is not a snack it's a drink"

NANI! I looked back at her, my face surely showed how incredulous that statement was. Take it back, you can call me creepy (please don't) but don't you dare insult Max Coffee.

"What, of course it can be a snack and a drink. It's Max after all" I said as if it were the most obvious thing on earth, because it was.

"Hehe, Hikki really loves Max" Of course I do. Max, Komachi and Chiba hold a near equal place in my heart. Although Komachi was obviously ahead of the others. That surely earned a lot of Hachiman points.

"You eat snacks Senpai, you don't drink them" Your logic has no power here.

"I hate to say this, but I can see why Hikigaya-kun believes what he believes" Eh, you do. *Cough* *Cough* I mean of course you do, I'm right. Yes, take that Isshiki, Yukinoshita has taken my side.

"Eh! You do Yukino-senpai"

"Yes, well considering the calorie count and the amount of sugar in one can. You really shouldn't be consuming any other snacks after drinking it" Said Yukinoshita. No, that's not what I meant.

"Ah, I see. That makes sense"

No! I won but at what cost? I thought as my head sank to my arms.

Before I could properly wallow in my despair Haruhi loudly barged into the room with the North High student council following behind her.

A/N: I know this is a bit short. To be honest I was having a lot of trouble with this chapter but I've already made you wait for more than 2 years for this so I figured I'ld upload what I've written so far. This chapter is definitely not complete and I will delete this and upload the completed chapter once I get over this spot of writers block I'm going through.

Anyway happy new year, hopefully next year will be a lot better and I hopefully I'll be able to actually finish this chapter.

Till next time.

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