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USA:
"Kansas! The home Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz hailed from! Situated", here Alfred F. Jones, also known as USA, took a break from the email he was writing to his boyfriend, Arthur Kirkland, England, to save his keyboard from his Coke (he could just hear Iggy complain about his messiness), "in the Midwest. Landlocked as it is, it's surrounded by, clockwise from east, Missouri, Oklahoma, Colorado and Nebraska."
Alfred hoped that Arthur would like the email he was sent. It was so long ago that they'd talked. Though, truth be told, he was so glad that he wasn't talking to him in person or on the phone; even if Alfred loved that, Arthur could always tell when he was fishing around for facts that he claimed Alfred didn't possess at the tip of his tongue. Like for example his supposed inadequacy at Geography. And he would be damned if Arthur ever got to know that he was right! He would show him that he did have some knowledge! That Arthur wasn't the only one knowing his country inside out.
He could've stood it if it was just Geography, but Arthur could recite all the Kings and Queens (his bosses) he had ever had (and since Iggy was super old, that was many) in chronological order (along with the ministers he'd had during then), the different specialties of the different cities and could talk in all the different dialects.
The only two things he also could, was recite all the bosses he'd ever had and talk in the different dialects. He hated feeling like a little kid compared to Iggy when he'd worked so hard to make him see him as a man!
As Alfred had completely lost the thread of what he was going to write, he decided to take an hour and play a video game. When he'd finished, he continued his email,
"You'll be interested in knowing that the motto of this state, which came to be part of my country on January 29th, 1861 as the 34th state, is "To the stars through difficulties". Unfortunately, it's one of Russia's favorite (and yes, I'm writing "favorite" without a u) places because of one it's nicknames, "The Sunflower State", and because the highest point is Mount Sunflower. So, I don't have World Meetings there if I can avoid it. You might remember that Kansas was one of the states I bought from Spain.
And as it would take me to long to tell you about all the wonders of Kansas, because all my states are great, I will just end this email by saying that although Kansas are big on farming, aviation is featured and ranked highly among the top ten largest private employers; no wonder I also love that state. Or what?
All my love,
Alfred"
Author's notes:
We all know how bad America is at Geography, but my thoughtprocess is that it only applies to countries not his own.
I don't own Hetalia