The Kingdom Keepers and Good Villains marched through the streets.

They all knew the plan.

Defeat the Overtakers that we're terrorizing the kingdom, then split up while one group fights Mr. Dark and the Evil Keepers, while the other defeats the It.

They were on high alert, waiting for a possible sneak attack.

But no villains were seen.

"Remain vigilant," said Hades. "Anyone could attack at any time."

"Maybe they're hiding," said Scar. "Well I don't so much about Thanos. He doesn't strike me as a hiding type."

"Are you kidding?" Finn asked turned around. "That big brute would never hide. He can't hide! Who could ever not miss that ugly purple face, and that ballsac shaped chin? Oh my god that chin is ugly! I mean he is like a giant gorilla, with a great, big, overgrown..."

Finn stopped for a second, as he could see everyone fearfully looking at him.

Then he knew why.

"He's standing right behind me isn't he?" he asked.

He turned only to be lifted up by the throat by Thanos.

"Finn!" gasped Amanda.

"Ballsac chin!?" he growled. "I will throw you so hard and far into space that you won't even have time to die of no oxygen before you land on Mars!"

"Let him go you ogre!" yelled Amanda blasting telekinetic waves onto Thanos' hand which made him open them forcefully and let go of Finn.

Finn dropped to the ground and blasted fire right at Thanos, as did all the rest of the Keepers. But Thanos held out his hand and absorbed all the blasts with a magic orb, and then threw it right back at everyone.

Everyone was blasted in different directions while Thanos laughed menacingly.

Everyone recovered and then they saw Audrey, Pete, and Rumpelstiltskin appear with Thanos.

"This is where you pests die," said Thanos.

"Evil cannot defeat evil! Darkness cannot defeat darkness!" Rumpelstiltskin said to the villains. "You may be good, but you're still villains from where we come from!"

"You are so very wrong, Dearie," Maleficent said.

"That's my line!" Rumpelstiltskin roared.

The villains all stood up and stood in front of the Keepers.

"Let us deal with these four," said Maleficent. "We're going to prove that evil can conquer evil!"

The Keepers were surprised and Finn stood up.

"You at least need my help," he said. "You can't defeat them without me."

He stood with Maleficent while the others stepped back, and then the villains charged, splitting into four groups of five.


Scar, Ursula, Shere Khan, Oogie Boogie, and Professor Ratigan faced Pete.

"You're going down like a broke guy in a casino," Oogie said. "Taste my bugs!"

Oogie breathed in, and then barfed out an entire wave of bugs, but Pete dodged it.

Scar and Shere Khan roared and leaped at him, but Pete grabbed Shere Khan first and pulled him by his tail, swinging him like a bat right into Scar and throwing him aside.

Ursula shot out her tentacles and grabbed all of Pete's arms and legs lifting him up. Pete smiled menacingly and used immense strength to pulled Ursula's tentacles and pull her right to him, where he headbutted her causing her to release him.

Ursula groaned in pain while Pete put his foot on her head prepared to crush it, but then Pete yelled out in pain.

He turned and saw Ratigan biting his butt.

"Get off me you rat!" he yelled.

"I'M NOT A RAT!" Ratigan yelled as he let go and crawled right into Pete's clothes.

Pete began to wiggle all around as Ratigan crawled everywhere and bit him everywhere.

He tried to use his giant hands to crush him, but he was too fast.

Ursula recovered and grabbed him and spun in in circles in the air with her tentacles.

Scar and Shere Khan repeatedly pounced and slashed at him while Oogie barfed up more bugs at Pete.

Eventually then stopped and released Pete, who was covered in bug bites, slime, slashes, and rat bites.

He stood still for a second, and then collapsed in defeat.

"Ow..." he groaned.


Rumpelstiltskin was surrounded by Frollo, Gaston, Captain Hook, Shan Yu, and Yzma.

He laughed wickedly.

"Only one of you knows magic, or alchemy I should say," he said. "You have no chance of defeating the Dark One!"

He pulled out his dagger and made a fighting stance.

"We need to get that out of his hand," said Gaston. "You want to tag team him, French Brother?"

Frollo smiled at Gaston.

"With pleasure," he said.

Frollo pulled out his sword and Gaston pulled out his rifle. They both charged and Rumple teleported away, but not knowing that was the plan, Gaston tossed Frollo to the other side, while Rumple teleported right back to where he was.

Gaston fired bullets but Rumple blocked them with his dagger. Frollo was then supposed to charge at Rumple, but somehow Rumple made another him appear out of his back and block him.

Shan Yu and Hook charged with swords too, and Rumple made his own shadow split in two and form more versions of him and block their attacks.

Rumple laughed out, until he found a looming shadow above him.

He looked up and saw Yzma, now in the form of a dragon from one of her potions.

She reached down and grabbed Rumple in her mouth by his head.

Rumple tried to teleport away, but due to not being able to see, he didn't see Gaston shoot his rifle and knock the dagger right out of his hand.

Frollo grabbed it and now had command over him.

"Dark One stand before me!" Frollo commanded.

Rumple teleported out of Yzma's mouth and stood before him.

And he was furious that he couldn't control himself.

"Let's have some fun," Frollo said. "Dark One. Punch yourself in the face!"

Rumple had no choice. He began punching himself repeatedly in the face while the villains laughed.

Frollo passed the dagger to Gaston to give him a turn.

"Give yourself a wedgie!" Gaston laughed.

Rumple used magic to literally wedgie himself painfully.

Hook then made him kick himself in his own private area and Shan Yu made him conjure up a random pie, and made him throw it in his face.

And finally, Yzma made his blast himself with his own dark magic until he was defeated on the ground.

"Beaten by humiliation," said Frollo. "How embarassing."

"So much for the Dark One," laughed Gaston.

"Fuck you Frenchies," said Rumple. "I preferred the stupid versions of both of you from The Frollo Show.

"Hey I've seen that show!" Frollo growled. "It's a complete mockery of us!"

"And I'm in it too," growled Yzma. "So take this!"

She pulled out a mallet and smashed Rumple right down on the head with it, not killing him but practically turning his head into an accordion.

Yzma used a potion on the dagger soon after that prevented Rumple from using it for an hour before throwing it right next to his defeated body.


Audrey fought against the Evil Queen, Cruella, the Horned King, Lady Tremaine, and the Queen of Hearts.

The five had gotten repeatedly blasted onto the ground and everywhere.

They were now hiding behind rubble while Audrey was blasting at them.

"You are all no match for Maleficent's scepter!" Audrey laughed.

"She's right," said Lady Tremaine. "We need to get them seperated."

"We've all seen the Descendantsmovies," said the Horned King. "She has to have a weakness."

"I don't know...uh...true love maybe?" asked the Queen of Hearts.

"Holy shit you're a genius," said Cruella. "I have an idea!"

She turned towards the Evil Queen.

"Tell me you have some shapeshifting potions on you," she said.

The Evil Queen smiled.

Audrey had been blasting for a while and then stopped.

"This is boring!" she yelled. "So come out now or I unleash a meteor spell!"

There was no response.

"Very well then!" she yelled and lifted the scepter. "Prepare to..."

"Hey there...cutie," said a voice.

Audrey stopped and turned, and found herself staring at the most gorgeous prince she had ever seen.

She almost dropped the scepter in shock.

"I...I...uh...you...um...who are you!?" she gasped.

"Why my dear," said the prince. "I'm you're true love."

"My true love?" she stammered. "How do you know?"

"We were destined to be together," he said. "It was fate."

Audrey could not take it anymore. She ran right up and hugged him tightly.

"I am your true love," she said. "The one who's been waiting for you you're entire..."

"Um excuse me!?" yelled a voice.

Audrey and the prince looked up and saw another prince appear, who was equally as handsome as the one Audrey was with.

"Who do you think you are princey!?" he growled. "I am her true love!"

"Wait what!?" gasped Audrey. She also had found herself infatuated with that prince.

"Away with you!" yelled the first prince. "She is mine!"

"No she's mine!" yelled the second.

"No mine!" yelled yet a third prince who came out of nowhere.

Audrey was flabbergasted. Especially since two more appeared, all of them equally handsome.

They soon began arguing amongst each other, which caused Audrey to step in.

"Wait everyone wait!" she said. "What if all of you become my true love? That way I don't have to choose one of you!"

The princes thought, and then agreed.

"Very well," they all said. "We shall all be your true love!"

They all picked up Audrey and held her up in the air. Audrey laughed out and lied back happily, feeling the joy that now filled her.

"I'm in paradise," she cried. And at that moment, she was so happy that she dropped the scepter.

The princes laughed.

And just like that, Audrey felt something weird.

The hands of all the princes didn't feel so manly anymore. They felt small and wrinkly and one pair felt boney.

She looked down and screamed, for it wasn't the princes holding her anymore. It was the Evil Queen, Cruella, Lady Tremaine, the Horned King, and the Queen of Hearts.

"Got you," said the Evil Queen.

They all blasted her with a powerful electric shock that knocked her out, defeating her.

"Love," sighed Cruella. "The most powerful weapon of all."

"Hey watch it," said the Horned King. "You almost sound like a villain."


Finn gasped heavily as he spat out blood. He tried to recover fast but Thanos got to him first, pounding him onto the ground with a huge fist.

Maleficent, Hades, Dr. Facilier, and Jafar were pretty beat up too. But they made sure the other Keepers didn't get involved.

This was their fight, but they were losing badly.

"Ready for another heavenly blast?" Thanos asked as he rolled Finn onto his back.

Thanos raised his hand, and a purple pillar of light came shooting down right towards Finn.

Suddenly Hades appeared in front of him and managed to summon enough strength to absorb it all, angering Thanos.

"He's just too strong!" growled Hades. "Something has to be powering him!"

"Impossible," said Finn. "The only thing that ever powered him was the Infinity Gauntlet. He never had any powers without that gauntlet. And we destroyed it."

"Then how do you explain all of this!?" growled Maleficent.

Finn tried to focus hard, but Thanos was preparing to unleash another magic blast.

"FREEZE!" Dr. Facilier yelled.

Suddenly, everything was frozen in time. But slowly it was starting to return.

"He's so strong!" yelled Dr. Facilier. "I can't hold him long! Find his weakness!"

"I would if my leg was broken!" Finn cried staring at his hurt leg.

Suddenly, Finn had an idea.

"Leg!" he yelled.

He managed to crawl right over to Thanos and looked at his legs, and he saw it.

One of his boots was hiding six artificial Infinity Stones.

"An Infinity Boot!?" Finn gasped.

"Great!" said Jafar. "Now we know where to strike."

"An Achilles heal, just like Achilles," said Hades. "Everyone attack the boot before time returns!"

Finn blasted a combination of fire, ice, and lightning magic at the boot. Maleficent and Hades threw fire as well. Jafar threw red energy while Dr. Facilier managed to in short time create a voodoo doll of Thanos which he used to hold him down.

Once time returned, Thanos found himself unable to move. He could feel and see everyone blasting his boot and saw Facilier holding him down with the doll.

"NO!" Thanos yelled as he tried to walk away. He was even strong enough to almost resist a voodoo doll. "You...can't...take away...my destiny! I...Am...INE..."

"Don't you dare fucking say it!" yelled Finn, knowing what he was about to say. "You are only one thing! And that is...Defeated!"

"NO!" Thanos yelled as the gems on his boot began to glow. And then they exploded sending a slight shockwave that knocked everyone to the ground.

Thanos gripped his now exposed foot in pain.

"No..." he said. "This can't be happening. How can a bunch of kids and alternate abominations defeat me? A Titan!?"

"Because this is Disney!" yelled Finn pulling out the scepter. "And in any Disney in any universe, villains will always lose!"

"Well it's a shame then I won't be able to see you take on Akan," said Thanos. "Compared to him, I am a Titan, and he's a god! What can a kid do against a god?"

"You'll find out once we defeat him," said Finn.

He activated the scepter and Thanos, Pete, Rumpelstiltskin, and Audrey were all sucked away.


The villains with magic afterwards tended to everyone's wounds while Amanda comforted Finn.

"That was reckless," said Amanda. "Not letting us help. You could've been killed! Again!"

"I can't have you always watching my back Amanda," said Finn. "I am the leader after all."

"I watch your back because I love you," said Amanda. "And while I'm still standing, I will never let anything bad happen to you."

Finn smiled and was about to kiss Amanda, when suddenly Maleficent popped his broken leg back into place interrupting them and make him yelp in pain.

"Sorry," said Maleficent.

"It's okay," said Finn standing up along with everyone else.

"So where to now?" asked Maybeck.

Finn looked up and stared at the red mass that was the It.

"The It," he said. "He's been weakened. We can take him on now."

"Then let's go," said Maleficent. "I'll get us there."

Maleficent lifted her hands and suddenly everyone found themselves able to float up towards the It.

"Let's go get him," said Finn. "And then we can take on Mr. Dark and the evil us and finally save everyone."


I...AM...SO...SORRY! I promised you all I would finish this by New Years Eve. But I got too distracted by other things. I swear I will finish this story very soon. But until then stay tuned! Please!

See you next update! Review please dearies!

From your favorite Fanguy,

Jacob/Hades/Rumpelstiltskin/Sonicphantom47

btw You should watch the Frollo Show. It's a hilarious mindfuck