Femte mars:
England:
Though Arthur, England, loved to educate Alfred, USA, about his proud history, traditions and geography, there were certain things he did not tell the boy.
One such thing was St. Piran's Day.
Once upon a time, it would've been because he didn't want to seem unrefined in front of his little colony.
Nowadays, however, even though Alfred, USA, would love and even admire him for supporting his people's rights to be individuals and proud of their home county, there was one little thing that would have him laughing at him. Or just making crude jokes. And that was something as silly as Cornwall's shape.
Author's notes:
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