Tjuesjuende mars:
International:
-Aren't you going to cut in? Alfred F. Jones, USA, asked his boyfriend Arthur Kirkland, England, regarding two of his brothers arguing about the spelling of the word whiskey.
-Why bother? They're never going to agree on the correct spelling of the word. And frankly, I don't have enough whiskey in me to have the liquid courage to go in between those two.
-Besides, Rhys Kirkland, Wales, chimed in, with them otherwise occupied, we won't have to suffer through their speeches about the different whiskeys, which they unfortunately are quite the experts on, and especially the ones coming from their respective countries, which they always manage to spin to become propaganda speeches about themselves.
Author's notes:
I don't own Hetalia