Epic rap battles of history.
Cedric Diggory vs Cedric the Sorcerer
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Cedric Diggory:
Mr Ceedric, Mr Ceedric, I can show you something
How to truly great and not some fake brit dimwit
Only little girls believe you
Your niece and the princess the fans make you want to screw
I am a champion, prefect, seeker
You are oblivion, defect, sucker
The Goblet of fire have chosen me
Let's just agree
To support Cedric Diggory - The Real Rap Battle Champion
Cedric the Sorcerer:
I through Hufflepuffs are weak
I break you little freak
You are just a spare
With good hair
I'm the royal sorcerer of Enchanica
You just a boy that the girls fancica
Listen to me
Or else you will crumble like Krum
Just pretty boy hum
You're Petty Cedric
I'm Cedric the Great
Cedric Diggory:
Your goal was to steal the amulet of Avalor
Did release that Elena trapped in it
No, you didn't
You disgrace to the wizard race
Hexley hall is such a waste
Since it's a Hogwarts ripoff
I'm a Hufflepuff true and through
But it doesn't mean done with you
Cedric the sorcerer:
You are killed by a rat
You little brat
How do like that
Fudge tried to cover your murder
Sofia is defender
Golden boy, life was given to you on a silver plater
Don't be bitter
That you are not a Gryffindor
Just a reminder
That Dumbledore play favorites
That is no secrets
Who there are, so just go
Cho is waiting for her kiss
Wait that Potter she moved on
Now you should too
Cedric Diggory:
At least I have a girl
Your popular ship makes me want to hurl
I have gone farther than you
Cuz my father actually loves me
Your fandom is babies
Maybies that's why don't have brainies
Lets holdup
And give Hogwarts the cup
Cedric the Sorcerer:
Diggory
Is it not a Hogwarts victory
You're not a winner
You're a beginner
You're are delicate like Delacour
You're not hotter than Potter
You say you're seeker
Go seek some who cares
Let's end these flares
By crowning me the king of rap
Who won you decide
