Disciple AN: We are currently on a roll for this story. Don't worry, they'll be in Vegas before you know it
SOTM: you know…. I've been getting very annoyed that there are some shows on tv. Disciple and I can write a better superhero tv show. Shit…. SOF or VMV could be a show. Would you watch it? Like I know how to get our writing in front of the right people *eye roll* so…. I'll settle for some fan art. Where my artists at? Write in for some SOF or VMV artwork. Draw out your favorite scene and get a shout out in the author comments for yourself and your page. (Deviant Art, Tumblr, FB, ect.) As well as getting it posted as the story's cover art for a limited time. *there is no time limit on this*
We had two winners for write ins last chapter. IMadeYouDoIt won with the Spaceballs reference. Hack_the_Planet won the Soldier of Fortune reference.
Hack_The_Planet- Disicple was appalled at your request at first. Your friend thought it was ludicrous. Me? A Slytherin sees a Slytherin, sir and you will never out Slytherin me. Here's your write in, you blue haired son of a bitch. You're going to be in multiple chapters this fic with your character we created. The first part of request is being split up and will be incorporated in a later chapter. Welcome to the shit show, kid.
IMadeYouDoIt- you and I spoke, we can accommodate your write in request but it will be in later chapters. You will know before hand.
TanniK- you were so close with the Labyrinth reference. While it was from the Labyrinth…. It was a trick one. It's a SOF reference from when Disciple and Mina are talking about hiding her while Frank is roofied next to them at the bar.
**THERE ARE 3 (THREE, TRES, TRIOS, TREE) SOF REFERENCES IN THIS CHAPTER. WHO EVER GETS ALL THREE RIGHT WILL GET A WRITE IN**
The van was cruising at a steady pace, lucky for them Domino was driving and there was no traffic. Then again, why would there be at two in the morning? Cable was sitting in the very back, sitting sideways with his leg on the seat and his foot propped up on a bag and with his back against the window. Mina was sitting in front of him but on the passenger side.
Deadpool was riding shot gun but turned around in his seat to talk to Mina, "So now that it's just us girls, you gotta tell us." Mina looked up from her phone and he continued, "So... you and Colossus huh? How long you two been dating?"
Cable remained still and quiet, letting them think he was sleeping. Letting the shadows of the night and passing lights cover his gaze towards Mina.
"We're just friends." Mina said awkwardly through her teeth.
Domino's eyes shot to the rear view mirror, "Shut the fuck up! You two split?"
"But you used to mess around, right?" Deadpool shushed Domino, waiting for Mina to answer.
Cable rested his elbow on the back of the seat, holding onto the 'oh shit' handle. Upon hearing him ask Mina such a personal question about the man he hated so much, he leaned in closer.
Mina scowled at him, "We used to date, yes."
"But you used to fuck around. Tell me, is he as big as his namesake?" he held up his hand, made a fist and thrust upwards, punching the roof of the van.
Domino snorted and covered her mouth with her hand. Cable snapped the off the handle. Everyone looking at Mina expectantly. Mina gasped but didn't say anything. Catching the tension, Cable threw the handle at his head, hitting him right between the eyes of his masked face.
"Cut that shit out, Wade." He warned him, then leaned forward in his seat, nudging Mina gently with the back of his hand, "Don't take no shit from him, Savior."
Mina put her face in her hands, embarrassed about being put on the spot suddenly. Deadpool put his hand up, "What? We were all thinking it!"
"No we weren't."
He pointed to Domino, "Come on, you mean to tell me you never thought about what the big bad metal daddy is packing?"
Domino giggled, "I kinda did wonder if it changes sizes with him."
Mina looked over her shoulder at Cable, "What about you? You have any burning questions about my ex boyfriend's cock size?"
"This a trap?" he chuckled.
Her eyes widened and she clicked her tongue, a smirk forming on her face, "Damn, had I known there were this many people waiting in line for him, I would have gotten out of the way a long ass time ago."
"I'm not a part of this questioning." He shook his head and leaned back.
Deadpool ignored her, "At this point I'm thinking he is totally lacking in the cock department, aisle single digits. He has to be, otherwise she'd be dead."
"What the fuck does that mean?!" Mina yelled.
Domino spanked Deadpool on the butt playfully, "You're bad!"
"She'd at least have a limp," Cable agreed, scratching his stubble.
Mina threw her hands up, spinning around in her seat "You said you didn't want to be a part of this!"
"I said part of the questioning. You haven't answered any, and at this point it's a discussion." Cable smirked and crossed his arms. "They won't stop unless you answer."
"I don't even know what the question is!"
Deadpool pulled out a small notepad from his back pocket holster, "Hold on, I wrote them down for when this moment finally came."
"She didn't." Cable snorted.
"That's what she said." Domino huffed under her breath, making Deadpool wink at her.
"What's that supposed to mean?"
Everyone looked at her bluntly, Deadpool speaking up first, "If he's the Colossus of Colossus then you would have been split in half."
Mina threw her seatbelt off and leaned forward in her seat, "Here Wade, I've been meaning to give this to you. You know how you wanted me to heal your face?"
He perked up, tossing the little notepad over his shoulder onto the dashboard, "Yeah?"
She handed him a small three leaf pamphlet, "What the shit?" he said angrily, flipping it around to read, 'HOW TO COPE WITH BEING UGLY'
Domino pounded her fist against the steering wheel as she laughed, "You had that coming!"
"Step one: Denial." He opened it up and found a small cheap reflective piece of tape that he saw his face in. "Oh you're good, Savior."
Mina flipped him off and went to the back if the van with Cable. She nudged his leg down to give her room and sat next to him, thighs touching, "This spot taken?"
He sat up straight, making room for her, "Got your name on it, Savior."
"You still want to know about Colossus?" she gave him a tense smile. She obviously didn't want to talk about it.
Shaking his head, "Nah. You ain't gotta tell me shit. I wasn't thinking about none of that. I just wanna know how he fucked up with you, maybe… I don't know."
She put a hand on his thigh, "Thought what?"
"Forget I said nothin'." He leaned back against the seat, scooting down and resting his head on the headrest. He didn't move her hand or acknowledge it. He wanted her to come to him, given their past physical encounters.
She put her other hand on his exposed forearm, "Come on, tell me."
He rolled his head on his shoulders, looking down at her, "I thought if I knew what he did wrong, then I could make sure not to do it too."
Her mouth made a small 'oh' and she looked down before biting her lip and asking, "But-"
Cutting her off, "But you're afraid of me and don't like me."
Mina felt defensive, "I am not afraid of you." Then she felt guilty, "Having a big dick doesn't mean shit when you're a selfish lover."
She finally admitted the truth to somebody. Of all people it was Cable. She pulled a hand back and cast her eyes downward sadly.
Well, well, well, it seemed like Rasputin wasn't Russia's greatest love machine. Cable hid his amusement with a yawn. Knowing the history of her most recent quick, pointless and unpleasant partners, he realized that he had to keep her attention a different way.
"I get it, I'm a hard bastard to get along with. Don't pretend with me, Savior." He started to stretch, extending his legs and arms out as far as he could in the awkwardly cramped space. "I'll give you the same courtesy, deal?" he yawned again, leaning back in his seat.
"Don't…." She started to yawn after him, "…yawn. I said I wasn't afraid of you, I meant it."
"Whatever you say, Savior." He smirked and pulled his cloak out from behind him and covered himself.
"You want me to prove it." She crossed her arms.
"Never said that." He started to get comfortable in his seat, obviously settling down to get a few hours of sleep.
He could see her out of the corner of his eye, wanting to get in the last word. She failed to realize her hand was still on his thigh. He knew it was working, she was getting closer.
"You said it with your eyes." She shot back with her own smirk. She failed to hide her smile. "What do I gotta do to prove it? Clean slate, you and me."
He peeked his right eye open at her, pulled his cloak back and nodded, "Come on then. Seeing as you ain't letting this go and we both need sleep."
Mina bit her lip, looking up front and seeing Domino and Deadpool lip syncing to the Spice Girls. Seeing her hesitation he covered himself back up, shoved her hand off his lap and closed his eyes.
"Thought so." He sneered, giving her the cold shoulder.
Sensing his disappointment, something in her made her want to please him. She didn't know why, but it didn't stop her from cuddling up next to him. Leaning her head against his shoulder and putting a hand on his covered elbow.
She could hear the deep chuckle coming from the back of his throat. He pulled the cloak back and wrapped his arm around her, forcing her to wrap an arm around his middle and her head to lay against his chest.
"Savior."
He saw her big eyes looking up to him for some sign of approval. "Yes?"
"Go to sleep. Unless you want me to wear you out first."
"Yes, sir." She giggled and closed her eyes.
He stayed awake holding her, noticing that she synced her breathing with his until her shoulder dropped and her head rolled back and forth with the movement of the van.
He gently placed his metal hand over her fleshed one, watching intently for the same change as before.
They had stopped and Domino, Mina and Deadpool decided to go to a club called Chase The Mourning U.S. Cable stayed in the van. His excuse was that he was going to be the designated driver. Truth was, he didn't like crowds and hated clubs even more. Once inside, Deadpool immediately ran to one of the cages on the dance floor. Domino and Mina looked away from him but went to the dance floor anyway to enjoy themselves.
Many thoughts went through Cable's head for the hour and a half that he sat in the van. Most of them were, what if Mina hooked up with some other guy? Unable to shake the thought, he put on a coat and gloves then got out of the van. Cable sneaked through a back door to the club and followed a server out of the kitchen. He stepped into the main floor and his stomach turned when he saw Deadpool now sporting pink tutu around his red suit and red Wonder Woman boots with six inch heels.
Cable made his way to where the dance floor was. He saw Domino enjoying herself while she danced and swayed with her hand going through her hair to the rhythm of the Republica song, "Ready To Go." As Cable looked around some more he didn't see Mina on the dance floor. He felt in his mind that Deadpool was trying to get his attention. He looked up to see Deadpool pointing towards the hallway behind him to his right.
There was a couple of rooms along the way that either had people sitting and hanging out in them or they had servers taking a break. Eventually he reached the last two doors. One said V.I.P. and the other door said, "Employee Changing Room." Cable held his fingers to his temple for a moment and knew that she was in there.
With that he thrust his shoulder into the door and it opened with a cracking noise. What he saw stopped him dead in his tracks.
In front of him was a muscular white ass thrusting back and forth. It's owner was tall and had blue hair. A pair of smooth pale legs ware wrapped around him, locked at the ankles. That was all Cable could see of the man from behind. What rose Cable's rage to maximum in the moment was the owner of the legs. In front of the blue haired man was Mina.
Her eyes were rolled in the back of her head and she was moaning loudly. The front of her dress was pulled down. Cable saw her breast freely bouncing up and down while the man reached over and pinched her erect nipple.
Cable shouted, "What the FUCK!"
Mina looked at him with a vindictive smile and said between moans, "You think I would actually fuck you? I needed a real dick in me. Not something artificial or metal," she finished and screamed in pleasure when the blue haired man slammed into her three time in succession.
He then turned to Cable with shit eating grin and a raise of his eyebrows. "This is what happens when you do what you did and treat her the way you have been. Shit or get off the pot, Nathan."
"MINA." Cable reached for his gun.
"Do you always moan other women's names in your sleep?"
Cable was startled awake. Not finding Mina in his arms where he last had her, he was holding Deadpool instead. He grabbed Deadpool by the back of the head and shoved his gun against his mouth, pulling the trigger quickly three times. He shoved him off of himself and looked around wildly for Mina or the blue haired man.
"DUDE- WHAT THE FUCK, YO?!" Mina yelled from the drivers seat. She had ducked down and put a protective arm over her head out of reflex.
"I told Wade not to fuck with a sleeping Cable. Just like I told you." Domino scolded Mina but she was giving Cable the look of disapproval.
"Cable, the most violent man in the world! It's a twenty four- seven job for the time traveler," Deadpool shouted as if announcing Cables introduction to a boxing crowd. His head finally healed itself.
"Do you ever turn off the violence? Even for a moment?" Mina asked annoyed.
"No," Domino casually answered. "And he's lucky the windows are tinted. Pull into the next truck stop, we gotta clean this bitch out."
Mina's head shot to Domino, "What's this 'we' shit? That ain't my DNA or bullets back there."